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Redditor draws meme on pizza box and claims it was pizza guy, just to get a glimpse of the glory that is reddit karma (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by Pha3drus

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[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 15 points16 points ago

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I made this pizza for this customer.

I never draw shit on boxes when people ask, but tonight was slow so I said fuck it.

Now she is on front page, and my creation is being ridiculed. kinda cracks me up really.

EDIT: I have made an AMA to try to help prove this wasn't a karma whoring attempt on OPs part.

[–]ritzyboi 14 points15 points ago

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I no longer know what to believe anymore.

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 6 points7 points ago

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I can't even begin to help disprove the "fake" theory in OPs original post because its already too popular.

Anyone seeking proof, let me know.

[–]mmprodigy 4 points5 points ago

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It would be really interesting if you commented this in the actual post. Everyone has theories as to what the truth is.

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 4 points5 points ago

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I have commented many times but my comments are all buried because I just got home and it was already over 850 comments.

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 10 points11 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/z6Skd.jpg

[–]Sil_E 5 points6 points ago

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Unfortunately, you'll never be able to prove you aren't the same person from the original post using a second account. It's all good though, your drawing made the front page regardless.

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah that was something I realized after making an AmA about it and by posting in regards to it. Either way, definitely funny to see my shitty meme make Front page.

[–]mmprodigy 2 points3 points ago

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Well, I suppose the hand writing is pretty similar...

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 3 points4 points ago

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The marker is the same one I used on this girls pizza box and that is the shirt I wore during my shift tonight. I honestly am amazed her pizza didn't taste like straight sharpie.

[–]Pha3drus[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I believe you man, but this subreddit is satire; It is nothing personal against you or your pizza drawings. The post simply lent itself to speculation, and a funny /r/KarmaConspiracy post. Read the sidebar of this subreddit to get a better idea.

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 0 points1 point ago

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I understand. Never knew of this subreddit until this happened.

[–]Zalbu -1 points0 points ago

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Don't worry about it, man. This is what makes Reddit so fucking horrible, with the question everything mob mentality. Is it really that hard to grasp that some people might not be lying and aren't desperate for karma?

[–]Pha3drus[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Do you know what /r/KarmaConspiracy is?

[–]Zalbu -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, and?

[–]Pha3drus[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Is it really that hard to grasp that some people might not be lying and aren't desperate for karma?

It clearly says in the sidebar "This subreddit is to entertain the idea that ALL successful posts on Reddit have some karma-grubbing conspiracy behind them." If you had any fucking clue about what this subreddit was for you wouldn't make dumb ass comments like that. Did you even think about reading the sidebar before you pretended to know what you were talking about? You lying sack of dog shit.

[–]Zalbu -2 points-1 points ago

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Yup, I read it. That doesn't change the fact that some chucklefucks thinks everything on here is made up for karma whoring.

[–]Pha3drus[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, turns out you're way more stupid than I gave you credit for. You came onto /r/KarmaConspiracy and complained that everyone here thinks that everyone is karmawhoring. This is, in fact, the entire purpose of this subreddit. It is what is called satire. Satire is a word they teach you if you go to school. You didn't go to school, did you?

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 2 points3 points ago

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I am just glad the OP (who mind you, is a customer who ultimately keeps me employed by ordering) is satisfied with good pizza and a good laugh.

[–]FreyWill 0 points1 point ago

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Busted, Papa John's marketing executive.

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies -1 points0 points ago

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Haha more like Papa Johns GM who wishes he was that high up.

[–]usnero 1 point2 points ago

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I believe nothing. This is sly product placement for Papa Johns.

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe, but it only benefited me if everyone on reddit ordered from my store.

[–]usnero 0 points1 point ago

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Whatever, six-figure salary ad executive. Oops, I mean "pizza cook."

[–]Gjack 1 point2 points ago

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The irony of it is that OP got a lot of karma for calling something a conspiracy that was not in karma conspiracy, satire aside. WHAT A TWIST.

[–]FreyWill -1 points0 points ago

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It's not the picture that seems fake, it's the story. It looks a lot like viral marketing.

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, lemme make this clear, I am a GM of one store in NE Florida. Unless everyone on Reddit was one of my customers, this wouldn't benefit me in the least from a business perspective. I am sure many out there share your theory, and I understand why. But this was a random request that I fulfilled for a customer and now millions have seen the result. Call it whatever it may be, but I have thoroughly enjoyed making this persons night.

[–]FreyWill 0 points1 point ago

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Right, so it wasn't the driver who did the drawing, but a higher-up. In my experience GMs typically get some sort of profit sharing, and they also have reviews working around how they promote the business and all that. It sure could have been innocent, but I'd bet publicity was somewhere in the decision making process.

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 1 point2 points ago

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Negative. I highly doubt I'll get any local publicity besides the OP ordering again.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 0 points1 point ago

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No, this subreddit is a parody. We don't actually think she made it up, it's just fun to make conspiracies about everything on the frontpage.

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 0 points1 point ago

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I understand, makes sense now.

[–]Bondsy 2 points3 points ago

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Good work. Carry on.

[–]lacerationlenny 0 points1 point ago

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This pizza came from Papa Johns in Jacksonville fl at Beach Blvd and San Pablo Rd. My manager drew it.

[–]SCATTRON 1 point2 points ago

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My thoughts exatly. Indubitably.

[–]PossiblyAsian -3 points-2 points ago

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We shall bring down this Karma Tyrant

[–]I_Am_Indifferent -3 points-2 points ago

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Why the hell would someone karma-whore with a brand new account?

I mean karma-whoring is pointless anyway, but that's like... pointless3

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[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 0 points1 point ago

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I do now.

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 1 point2 points ago

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I figured when she asked for this on her order that it would be a long time user of Reddit, so I was quite surprised (and sad) to see that it was a brand new account getting all the karma.