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[–]noisyturtle 70 points71 points ago

Obviously he is an atheist.

[–]_XxDerpyHoovesxX_ 14 points15 points ago

Obviously he's reposting.

[–]benjaminmin 4 points5 points ago

Obviously he cant spell watermelon

[–]SirGal-I-had 3 points4 points ago

He's a new atheist. Everyone knows atheists marinate their babies first.

[–]NeilOhighO -2 points-1 points ago

Or a democrat.

[–]NeilOhighO 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if people didn't realize I was being ironic or if subreddit is full of republicans.

[–]devilinpoop 17 points18 points ago

Me and a friend of mine actually built a device to heat up pools. It consisted of a sump pump that pumped water out of the pool, through a long hose to 2 motorcycle radiators mounted in a box, with a couple of PC fans in the box to help blow the air over the vents. This box was stored in the attic on a near by shed. Only thing you needed to do was flip a switch and it would fire up. At which point point, cool water out, warm water in through a return hose. This thing, worked wonders.

Eddit. wrong thread. I am not a clever man.

[–]amaefm 10 points11 points ago

Well sir, you do appear to have replied to the wrong post. I believe you're looking for the wheelbarrow in the swimming poor thread, however this is the eating babies not watermelon thread.

[–]devilinpoop 3 points4 points ago

Sir, thank you for letting me know that i can not operate a mouse. I will try better next time.

[–]datpinecone -2 points-1 points ago

I saw that and was like,"hehe, silly redditor"

[–]kelsey11 -1 points0 points ago

Reddit is on FIRE today. I'm 10 minutes in and already laughing my ass off

Upvote.

[–]DragonRaptor 1 point2 points ago

Until you said wrong thread, i forgot i wasn't in the fire pool thread while reading your comment.

[–]devilinpoop -1 points0 points ago

Sir, I sincerely apologize for the confusion I have cause you.

[–]kingsumo_1 0 points1 point ago

I really wish you had not mentioned the wrong thread. It made the perfect non sequitur.

[–]cccmikey -1 points0 points ago

This Cooks The Baby.

[–]SimilarImage 35 points36 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
8 months jennyfc92 At least babies don't have seeds /r/funny 35 207
1 month Kinky_Pie Just another day in the life of an atheist [x-post from r/wtf] /r/atheism 35 757
1 month ClownsInJumpsuits Almost forgot! here 45 900

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[–]iCEEMAN 3 points4 points ago

But it was originally posted on Explosm forum.

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[–]RageMorePlz 36 points37 points ago

This picture is hilarious considering you're responding to an automated message who feels the same.

[–]Twenty8k 0 points1 point ago

HA! havent seen that one yet...

[–]noshanks 6 points7 points ago

Nothing like a good old fashioned repost

[–]Grape_pez 3 points4 points ago

Yes, this is a repost, yes I've seen it before...but I dont make a big deal about it. I just move on to the next wtf picture. No fucks...

[–]Dr_fish 1 point2 points ago

That's awful! Watermelon tastes terrible after baby.

[–]Inky_musty 2 points3 points ago

Must be an Athiest.

[–]pisobarz 0 points1 point ago

it took me so long to figure out what the fuck was going on.

[–]llamanuggets 0 points1 point ago

Oh cool, haven't seen this on reddit before.....

[–]moosehairunderwear 0 points1 point ago

Nothing like a good old fashioned repost.

title comnts points age /r/
Nothing like a good old fashioned picnic 41coms 658pts 12hrs WTF
An atheist's picnic. 0coms 1pt 21dys atheism
At least babies don't have seeds 35coms 207pts 8mos funny
An atheists perfect picnic 4coms 10pts 2mos atheism
Great picnic... 1com -1pt 17dys pics
What we all do on a daily basis. 0coms 4pts 1mo atheism
Just another day in the life of an atheist [x-post from r/wtf] 35coms 757pts 1mo atheism
Almost forgot! 45coms 900pts 1mo WTF
So... I'm hosting an atheist picnic. 3coms 29pts 2mos atheism
Now for that watermelon. 7coms 56pts 11mos WTF
Poorly drawn I warned you. 138coms 800pts 1yr atheism
Just a nice picnic. 4coms 22pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Iamthegoodguy 0 points1 point ago

Nothing like a good old fashion repost.

[–]brokenseeker -2 points-1 points ago

This belongs in r/athiesm

[–]OmEgah15 -3 points-2 points ago

"watermellon" ಠ_ಠ

[–]Inamanlyfashion -2 points-1 points ago

Waterfriend?

[–]hrdxxcorey -5 points-4 points ago

repost

[–]tittiesforeveryone -1 points0 points ago

[–]captaintmane -5 points-4 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

Why?

[–]TheToastyMan 2 points3 points ago

Babies are fucking delicious and you absorb their soul which you can exchange for a free sandwich from subway.

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[–]datpinecone -2 points-1 points ago

He prefers them raw.