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[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 1065 points1066 points ago

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/r/KarmaConspiracy would like a word.

[–]Mayniac182 994 points995 points ago

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Pizza's still in the box. If he drew that, he would have had to let the pizza go cold right in front of him.

I think it's legit.

[–]dormedas 703 points704 points ago

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This person understands the sacred laws of opening a pizza box, which have never been broken.

[–]AscentofDissent 684 points685 points ago

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Father John, it has been 4 days since my last consumption.

[–]SelfishAirboat 611 points612 points ago

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It's okay son, now give me 20 hail marinara's.

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 704 points705 points ago

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Hail Marinara, full of cheese.

Our stomach is with thee.

Blessed art thou among sandwiches,

and blessed is the toppings of thy hand,

John.

Holy Marinara, Mother of College Students,

pray for us consumers,

now and at the hour of our poop.

Amen.

[–]helly1223 522 points523 points ago

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Ramen.

[–]roblan01 93 points94 points ago

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5 upvotes in a row. impressive dormedas, AscentofDissent, SelfishAirboat, DontCallMeNwilSedaka and helly12233, impressive

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 151 points152 points ago

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Congratulations. You didn't call me Neil Sedaka.

[–]vteckickedin 38 points39 points ago

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Good catch, Neil Sedaka.

[–]YCSMD 27 points28 points ago

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Before reading your comment I had upvoted them all and thought, "I dont think Ive ever upvoted this many people in a row before"

[–]mrjoecorn 3 points4 points ago

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If I choke on pizza meet me at the beer volcano.

[–]chenliway 51 points52 points ago

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flagellates self with breadsticks

[–]gak001 12 points13 points ago

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Mea culpa, mea breadsticka culpa!

[–]ElTerreeblay 40 points41 points ago

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That. . . . . that was beautiful. Where do I sign up to practice this faith?

[–]dilbot2 23 points24 points ago

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Church of FSM.

[–]runs-with-scissors 13 points14 points ago

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I have no original thoughts.

[–]h7u9i 12 points13 points ago

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Nice try, Neil Sedaka.

[–]jerseydevil2oo3 10 points11 points ago

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Amen!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Amen.

[–]grettvbro 1 point2 points ago

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It took me five minutes too long to write mine. I congratulate you. May your karma bring you joy I will never see. I must now drown myself in pizza.

[–]sloouge 1 point2 points ago

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[–]gijose41 1 point2 points ago

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Church of pizzafarian?

[–]Furiouss06 1 point2 points ago

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Praise be to you! and may the Holy Dough bless you with infinite breadsticks.

[–]MysticKirby 1 point2 points ago

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Now I want pizza. :<

[–]Chrimbus_special 1 point2 points ago

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That's one of the best things I've seen on Reddit.

[–]TPWALW 19 points20 points ago

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...and one Our Papa and you'll be all set.

[–]grettvbro 17 points18 points ago

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hail marinara, full of cheese. Pepperoni is with thee. Blessed art thou with everyone, and blessed is the crust of thy baker, John. Holy marinara, sauce of all, pray for us eaters, now and at the hour of consumption. Amen.

[–]you_all_annoy_me 14 points15 points ago

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Very good. Now pass the garlic butter.

[–]PeabodyJFranklin 1 point2 points ago

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ooooh, the creamy garlic cum sauce is the best part of getting Papa Johns!

[–]jimmy_legs 1 point2 points ago

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Dear Lord, you have consumption? My condolences.

[–]whydoineedawusername 19 points20 points ago

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It's not delivery it's Digiorno

[–]antchavez1994 9 points10 points ago

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NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Never compare them.....

[–]whatevers_clever 134 points135 points ago

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papa john's pr work is more what I was thinking.

especially with op being a redditor for 1hr

[–]from_the_sea 73 points74 points ago

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His name is pielord. There are tomatoes in the photo. This guy works at Papa Johns! BIG FAT PHONY

[–]LaCockle[!] 9 points10 points ago

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[–]thehalfwit 27 points28 points ago

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Also, the lighting is too balanced and the composition is too clean. Plus, I don't think a random pizza employee is going to knock out a clever graphical South Park reference on a customer's whim.

I gotta admit, the garlic was a nice touch. They got their message across.

Who wants to join me in the downvote brigade?

Edit: I was wrong

[–]Ccordes2 19 points20 points ago

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People need to enjoy posts and stop spending so much energy 'proving' something's fake.

[–]nxtfari 7 points8 points ago

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Not really. A large portion of Reddit readers are lurkers. He might have just been looking for first post material worth making an account for. Happens all the time. Plus, I don't see this as being a very good PR strategy. Also, Reddit is very often left out of PR operations, simply because most companies think that interacting directly with consumers is a bad idea. Case point Rampart. That probably caused nightmares for thousands of PR agents everywhere.

[–]worldsrus 9 points10 points ago

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This, this, a thousand times this.

[–]jerseydevil2oo3 1 point2 points ago

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Could be. If (s)he was a Papa J's PR, I think they'd put a real topping on it though. Either way, I'm hungry now, so it's working.

[–]Spruce_Bringsteen 147 points148 points ago

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  1. Draw this shit
  2. Order pizza
  3. Put pizza in this box
  4. ???
  5. Karma

[–]advurb 67 points68 points ago

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shit, foiled again!

DOES THEIR DEPRAVITY KNOW NO BOUNDS

[–]stevenwalters 7 points8 points ago

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it kinda looks cold.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Two boxes, from a previous order. Also, if that much marker really was under the heat of a pizza, then it would be glistening.

[–]YourCommentBoresMe 15 points16 points ago

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Hot pizza is for chumps. That shit will burn your mouth and the cheese will slide right off the crust. Let it cool down for 10 minutes, everything congeals, and life is good.

[–]nickrulz11 33 points34 points ago

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Either eat it fresh and hot or straight out of the fridge in the morning. Cold cheese pizza is the greatest.

[–]thebluegod 20 points21 points ago

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10 minutes? Ew...

[–]totalrecarl 4 points5 points ago

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I actually completely agree. I always let me food cool down a bit. Not to the point of getting cold but just...warm. So much better.

[–]itchd 3 points4 points ago

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Thank you! I tried to explain this to my girlfriend the other day & she didn't get it.

[–]TheArtNemesis 5 points6 points ago

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Next day, straight from the fridge. That's the way you do it.

[–]Dunabu 2 points3 points ago

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A cheap pizza, or priceless karma.

You decide.

[–]ravikus 1 point2 points ago

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Never underestimate the lengths people will go to for karma. Even something as terrible as letting pizza go cold.

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 1 point2 points ago

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I made this pizza. The customer ordered it well done, so I drew it during its extended bake time.

[–]dclowd9901 1 point2 points ago

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You must not realize how much karma is worth.

[–]KoreanTerran 106 points107 points ago

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I have faith in OP.

There are pathetic people who may lie for karma, but OP...I feel something good from OP. Just a guy who thought reddit would enjoy the pizza drawing that made his night something more than special.

PIELORD3721 2012.

[–]Jaged1235 47 points48 points ago

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I'm confused. Who is PIELORD3721? Is he an African warlord? A presidential candidate? A sign of the apocalypse? WE MUST KNOW!

[–]pielord3721[S] 95 points96 points ago

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He is actually a she.

[–]guyguy23 65 points66 points ago

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Pics or it didn't happen?

[–]pielord3721[S] 136 points137 points ago

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Since you were nice and I am in a good mood, http://imgur.com/u11E9

[–]guyguy23 129 points130 points ago

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Dear Diary today OP replied to me.

[–]thommie 47 points48 points ago

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so sorry man. im high as hell and cant figure out how to ipvote on my phone. u made me laugh on the toilet and i finished. thanks man

[–]SexuallyPanda 17 points18 points ago

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Most of the mobile apps require you to select the comment before the arrows appear. Glad it all came out well.

[–]twitch0sparks 4 points5 points ago

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I upvoted him for you.

[–]glitchead 6 points7 points ago

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Dear Diary: Today OP replied to him, after he requested pics of proof of the girl, and got a picture of cute girl. Even I feel successful from the very experience.

[–]MechanicalGun 64 points65 points ago

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I just got orders from up top, we're going to need a shoe on your cranial area to confirm this.

[–]pielord3721[S] 113 points114 points ago

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[–]Daved400 69 points70 points ago

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No shoe, but good enough.

[–]NinjaSkillz810 70 points71 points ago

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No, it's not good enough. We demand shoe on head - no exceptions.

EDIT: OP FUCKING DELIVERED. http://imgur.com/Illbf

Let's go home everybody. Job well done.

[–]AgreesWithIdiots 23 points24 points ago

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Ask for shoe on head, get near downblouse.

GOOD ENOUGH.

[–]shroomprinter 16 points17 points ago

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Where's the judgewhoallowsstuff when you need him?

[–]Crossfox17 10 points11 points ago

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There are no shoes in this picture. The stakes have been raised; I demand you put two shoes on your head. Do not disappoint me.

[–]pielord3721[S] 28 points29 points ago

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What am I doing with my face http://imgur.com/Illbf

[–]Gareth321 11 points12 points ago

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I see no shoe on head. Furthermore, no sharpie in pooper. We will let the latter slide for now, but we simply must have shoe on head.

Edit: OP delivered

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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What would you say if I said you look like my mother only younger?

[–]pielord3721[S] 60 points61 points ago

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I am not a younger version of your mother.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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Oh ok. You look more like my aunt anyways.

[–]red321red321 9 points10 points ago

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you should have said you're a creepy mother fucker

[–]shyguy95 2 points3 points ago

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I'm calling it right now. At some point, we will see this picture in an "Oh, You" episode. It can't not happen.

[–]KoreanTerran 17 points18 points ago

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My inner white-knight knew this was the right person to defend.

Thank you for all you have taught me, Reddit. sobs

[–]IM_FOREALZ_YO 37 points38 points ago

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"Hey remember that time I defended you on reddit before I knew you were a girl?...Please go out with me."

[–]KoreanTerran 17 points18 points ago

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Are you saying that..this isn't a legitimate way of picking up girls on the internet?

):

[–]glitchead 2 points3 points ago

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If I was hypothetically a girl, I'd date a guy from reddit who'd defend me before my sex is known. However, I am a guy, so such is not the case.

[–]SpaceMantis 18 points19 points ago

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I agree with you. But of course Trapped_in_Reddit, a person who spends all day on reddit trying to get karma, would be immediately suspicious. And also perhaps a bit jealous.

[–]TooBusyforReddit 8 points9 points ago

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I'm jealous of TiR, actually. How does he find the time?

[–]USMCsniper 10 points11 points ago

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most likely morbidly obese and too ashamed to leave the house

[–]Torch_Salesman 2 points3 points ago

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TiR is absolutely insane. I saw a comment from him last night, and his karma score was just shy of 300K.

He went up 10K karma in the last 24 hours. That's over 400 karma per hour.

How. The. Fuck.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 15 points16 points ago

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Nice try, pielord3721's alt account.

[–]macwiz1220 4 points5 points ago

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PIELORD3721 should be a coupon code.

[–]HoNgKoNgPh0oey 1 point2 points ago

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Is it weird that I was most worried about the pizza tasting like permanent marker?

[–]Kiddmorbidd 127 points128 points ago

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what if the fumes from the marker fucked u up?

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 282 points283 points ago

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Then he's gonna have a bad time.

[–]Matika7 47 points48 points ago

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that other guy is not here so on his behalf: FUCK YOU

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 29 points30 points ago

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[–]ayelie 7 points8 points ago

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what movie is this from? gia?

[–]shelldog 17 points18 points ago

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Then she's* gonna have a bad time.

FTFY

[–]ThatJesterJeff 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah... If it was a he I might have believed this but a she? We all know females are artistic.

[–]BeastofChicken 66 points67 points ago

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This needs to stop.

[–]admiralfilgbo 467 points468 points ago

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This is such obvious viral marketing. Look at how pretty that pizza looks. See how evenly it's cut? Notice how you can zoom in to see how gooey and perfect it is? I've ordered papa john's. It doesn't look like that.

Look at the fucking tomatoes in the background! You know how you always see food ads where they surround the product with whole vegetables to make it look more "fresh?"

This is fucking retarded. Stop trying to game reddit.

[–]simohayha 246 points247 points ago

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OP registered her account an hour ago too......

[–]admiralfilgbo 162 points163 points ago

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username: pielord.

"oh I've been lurking for years but I just HAD TO POST THIS!"

[–]Special_Redditor 95 points96 points ago

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Wow... His name is pielord, the account is 2 hours old...

This post is on the very top of /r/all (3,400 net points) and is only an hour old.

Is this the most successful viral marketing post in Reddit's history?

[–]bouncyninjamartian 14 points15 points ago

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It's disgusting what some companies would do for advertising.

This comment brought to you by Coca-Cola.

[–]UnsightlyBastard 9 points10 points ago

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old spice has been pretty successful too.

[–]reverendfrag4 13 points14 points ago

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Old Spice is different. Old Spice didn't pretend that they weren't marketing to us. It was the Old Spice guy with Old Spice branding making Old Spice commercials on an Old Spice youtube channel to order for redditors. I can respect that because they didn't try to pull one over on us: they told us up front that we were being advertised to and we loved it.

[–]thethingofcreepy 14 points15 points ago

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Papa John's still sucks

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Is this the most successful viral marketing post in Reddit's history?

I dunno about that, red bull's had a strong run.

[–]Mookiewook 2 points3 points ago

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Can we please keep the conversation to Rampart?

[–]from_the_sea 18 points19 points ago

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Seriously, Pielord. Gal works at Papa Johns.

[–]nudgeishere 1 point2 points ago

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pie, like pizza pie

[–]okmkz 2 points3 points ago

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MIND != BLOWN

[–]Benbulthuis 53 points54 points ago

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If that's your idea of a perfect pizza... well I guess you probably have ordered a lot of Papa Johns then.

[–]Hemmerly 36 points37 points ago

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Former Papa John's Employee here...

That pizza is old. I'd guess around 50-60 minutes by the way the cheese looks. The cut is pretty good. SHOULD be hard to mess up as the box has a damn guide built in.

Another way to know this isn't from Papa Johns is the lack of the image of John anywhere. He is the biggest narcissistic fuck imaginable. His picture is plastered on everything. Best of all there are, I believe, 5 stock pictures that they use. They photoshop the particular specialty pizza of the month to his hands.

[–]LudwigVan49 5 points6 points ago

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do not talk to conspiracy theorists with reason, stop it

[–]ialsolovebees 68 points69 points ago

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TOMATOES? ON A KITCHEN COUNTER?!?

VIRAL MARKETING

A TOTALLY AVERAGE LOOKING PIZZA?!?!

GAMING THE SYSTEM

EVENLY CUT PIZZA?!?

NOT A DECENT EMPLOYEE, BUT AN ENTIRE TEAM OF SCIENTISTS AND MARKETERS

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 2 points3 points ago

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When the GM makes a pizza that might end up on Reddit, its gonna look proper....

Ask me how I know....(Hint: I made it).

[–]Komalt 23 points24 points ago

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Actually my first thought to this picture and my initial response was going was going to be: "Your going to get a bad pizza too."

I don't know where this is but that looks like an awful pizza to me.

[–]kuxizza 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I order from Papa John's it looks like a marketing photo.

[–]AnteSim 1 point2 points ago

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With a comment like this I don't think it could be a marketing ploy.

[–]khalid066 269 points270 points ago

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"Look what I drew on my Pizza box"

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[–]doucheplayer 40 points41 points ago

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nice windmill

[–]BoredValet 13 points14 points ago

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whoosh

Not missed joke, just wind from the windmill

EDIT: Removed nazi symbol and now my joke makes no sense. Never have I been more mad by the removal of a swatstika in my life.

[–]holy_holy_holy 4 points5 points ago

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WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!

[–]confused_text_game 6 points7 points ago

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You compliment the WINDMILL. It seems pleased.

[–]Finaltidus 22 points23 points ago

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not sure if upvote for good picture, or downvote for the picture.

[–]northdancer 23 points24 points ago

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Downvote for the username

[–]gichebiche 9 points10 points ago

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one day, i want to see a redditter film the pizza guy coming to door with the box decorated in glorious karma

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[–]ObamaStoleMyKFC 9 points10 points ago

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You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[–]algorithmae 1 point2 points ago

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Actually if she included the stickers on the front, I could tell...

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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Did that pizza taste like sharpie fumes?

[–]Twaddles 27 points28 points ago

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I call shenanigans - Where are the peppers?

[–]algorithmae 2 points3 points ago

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Cut off the picture on the bottom left, presumably

[–]xKovu 6 points7 points ago

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I asked pizza hut to draw nyan cat. They didn't. A few weeks later I ordered pizza forgot I still had those instructions, and I got my nyan cat.

[–]Blahblag12321 13 points14 points ago

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Nobody ever asks me to draw on pizza boxes :(

One time I drew Jake and Finn from Adventure Time and the customer called back saying what the hell is this, angry. Now I'm not allowed.

[–]Eat_a_Bullet[!] 12 points13 points ago

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We need more people like that in this country. People who will stand up and say, "What the hell is this," loudly into a phone, for bad reasons.

[–]JMorris779 10 points11 points ago

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You were taking a risk by doing that. You got lucky it was just a drawing in the box.

[–]IBlewRichardSpeck 18 points19 points ago

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Yep. Coulda turned that sucka into a cum box. OP didn't specify "draw", post states "Do".

[–]StairwayToTruth 3 points4 points ago

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cum box

"Yeah, we'll give you some 'extra cheese' on that pizza, all right."

[–]rrm089 144 points145 points ago

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I can't fucking stand reddit anymore and this is why

[–]bestbiff 57 points58 points ago

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"Hey check it out guyzzz I drew a meme on my pizza box lololol"

[–]Benbulthuis 38 points39 points ago

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Yeah, my day is ruined too because someone posted a picture of a cartoon on their pizza box.

[–]hikemhigh 14 points15 points ago

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I drew this on my pizza box for karma

FTFY

[–]killermicrobe 17 points18 points ago

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this cancer is getting out of hand

[–]Trojanbp 5 points6 points ago

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In actuality, you ordered the pizza and then drew that on yourself for the karma

[–]Geschirrspulmaschine 57 points58 points ago

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You drew that.

[–]jbenz 13 points14 points ago

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I want the truth! Did you order the code red?

[–]Geschirrspulmaschine 9 points10 points ago

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Nah...it was a Baja Blast.

[–]busdriverbuddha 6 points7 points ago

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YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

[–]perceptionwizard 4 points5 points ago

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I ordered a pizza requesting 3 things they would never give up. I was pissed I got nothing.

[–]pakmanistan 3 points4 points ago

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wouldnt your pizza smell like a sharpie.

[–]chfilms999 2 points3 points ago

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mmm, lovely pizza that tastes like permanent marker, my favorite1!!11!

[–]ballisticmisanthrope 4 points5 points ago

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Has anyone else noticed that the box managed to travel from the store to her table with nary a spot of sauce on the lid, but the mere act of eating it (as demonstrated in her "proof" picture) has sullied said lid with all manner of saucy splotches?

[–]formatlostmypw 3 points4 points ago

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I dont like this

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 3 points4 points ago

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I made this pizza. I am honored to see my creation on the front page :)

[–]Teekoo 11 points12 points ago

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Nothing ever happened like this ever never... happ... eh... nothing.

You're lying.

[–]Ricktron3030 11 points12 points ago

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Lies.

[–]caritas01 8 points9 points ago

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I would *have took a huge shit on it.

[–]Violent_Milk 7 points8 points ago

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I once got a pizza box with a small reddit alien drawn in the corner.

[–]raginga 2 points3 points ago

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Pizza-roulette?

[–]KosstAmojan 2 points3 points ago

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This would never work in NYC. You're lucky when the guys working at Dominos or Papa John's around here speak english, let alone know internet memes.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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FINALLY! You guys are catching on to this shit!! Fuck.

[–]iStiletto 2 points3 points ago

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As someone who works at a PapaJohns.. I can confirm that if you write with a pen, or pencil, or marker that the heat of the pizza will melt the writing off.. We used to mark down a, tic-tac-toe looking mark with a marker when we had to square cut the pizza... We had to stop because the marker would run off into the pizza... We had complaints.

[–]seanl2012 2 points3 points ago

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Clearly this is a very clever advertisement for Papa Johns.

[–]Flavored_Crayons 50 points51 points ago

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If you eat Papa Johns, youre gonna have a bad time.

[–]videogameexpert 23 points24 points ago

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It's the only pizza I eat of the national chains. I don't understand how it could possibly be worse than pizza hut or dominos.

[–]mcninsanity 9 points10 points ago

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yeah I'm a big papa johns fan

[–]hutch1973 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah Papa Johns is the only national account I'll eat, and maybe once a year. I wouldn't feed my dog Domino's.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I think this is fake because it's a stupid joke and looks like a suspicious amount of effort was put in it

[–]spellsy 5 points6 points ago

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"no mom, you cant have any till i finish drawing and take a picture"

[–]MechanicalGun 10 points11 points ago

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That pizza looks like shit.

[–]Gopstobb 1 point2 points ago

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They forgot the alien.

[–]HuskerCKY 1 point2 points ago

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If you pizza when you shoulda french fried........

[–]Dashzz 1 point2 points ago

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I have a picture on my phone of a pizza I ordered with my friends, we had Dominos draw two cats fighting over a wounded camel. They actually did it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Expected a cat, got a lame-ass meme.

Same difference.

[–]killakhmer 1 point2 points ago

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Question.... Does your pizza taste like sharpie now?

[–]dontsayohwell 1 point2 points ago

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mmm...dat garlic sauce.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Papa John's is fucking terrible in Canada.

[–]sonographyGeography 1 point2 points ago

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I, too, am shameless about my desire for upvotes.

[–]MachuApple 1 point2 points ago

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I miss those garlic dipping sauces so much!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Mmm'kay?

[–]sarahpalinstesticles 1 point2 points ago

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What's up with the 3 random tomatoes on the countertop?

[–]absolutionx 1 point2 points ago

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Looks burnt, too lol

[–]Zenos 1 point2 points ago

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Why are Redditors so fascinated with drawings on pizza boxes?

[–]Bigmada 1 point2 points ago

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That pizza looks awesome

[–]mistoroboto 1 point2 points ago

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No one ever follows my instructions. :-(

[–]hipppo 1 point2 points ago

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that pizza looks bomb

[–]iamtheowlman 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, Papa John's...

If any Americans are reading this, please for the love of God, by a Papa John's franchise and come up to Canada. There are miles between the few we have up here - and we measure in kilometres.

It's so sparse up here we have to use a different measuring system.

[–]ShinyAssholes 1 point2 points ago

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i not dumb. u pry just photo-shop'd the rage face with microsoft photo-shop. :-/ **EDIT: here i did the same thing just i photo-shopd it wit paint cuz i dont hav photo-shop YET (gettin it tho then ill make new pics: C:\Users\Brian\Desktop\pizzabox.png

EDIT 2: srry my link cant clicked try this 1 [type it in ur internet explorer] http://imgur.com/I9Cpa

[–]lawrenceavenue 1 point2 points ago

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Post a picture of the "instructions" receipt on the box. This would be undeniable proof!!

[–]Stickrape 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck Reddit for letting this staged bullshit make the front page. For fuck's sake, that isn't even a good meme.

[–]boop-boop-a-doop 1 point2 points ago

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Pizza is perfect for circlejerking, because it is shaped like a circle.

[–]MandatoryDavidCaruso 1 point2 points ago

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Seems that employee is thinking (⌐■-■) (⌐■-■)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ...inside the box. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]gusatron51 1 point2 points ago

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so we're buying karma nowadays or what?

[–]thethingofcreepy 1 point2 points ago

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Papa John's still sucks

[–]loljim 1 point2 points ago

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I always ask Dominos to draw sometime on my box and they never do. NO TIP FOR THEM HAHA!

[–]Mutasyn 1 point2 points ago

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That's awesome - makes me wish customers had made requests like that when I worked there. Although I did have one customer order a pizza, come in and ask to borrow a marker - he quickly wrote "Dave's a fag" on the inside of the box and asked me to hold it up, point at the words and smile. Apparently it was a running prank he pulled on his friend at each restaurant/store he visits.

[–]trashlikeyou 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck off, this shit isn't funny.

[–]questionablemoose 1 point2 points ago

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You're an unabashed karma whore.