I ordered a pizza with the instructions, "do something I can put on reddit", my result

Trapped_in_Reddit · 8 months

Kiddmorbidd · 8 months

what if the fumes from the marker fucked u up?

BeastofChicken · 8 months

This needs to stop.

admiralfilgbo · 8 months

This is such obvious viral marketing. Look at how pretty that pizza looks. See how evenly it's cut? Notice how you can zoom in to see how gooey and perfect it is? I've ordered papa john's. It doesn't look like that.

Look at the fucking tomatoes in the background! You know how you always see food ads where they surround the product with whole vegetables to make it look more "fresh?"

This is fucking retarded. Stop trying to game reddit.

khalid066 · 8 months

"Look what I drew on my Pizza box"

gichebiche · 8 months

one day, i want to see a redditter film the pizza guy coming to door with the box decorated in glorious karma

ObamaStoleMyKFC · 8 months

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[deleted] · 8 months

Did that pizza taste like sharpie fumes?

Twaddles · 8 months

I call shenanigans - Where are the peppers?

xKovu · 8 months

I asked pizza hut to draw nyan cat. They didn't. A few weeks later I ordered pizza forgot I still had those instructions, and I got my nyan cat.

Blahblag12321 · 8 months

Nobody ever asks me to draw on pizza boxes :(

One time I drew Jake and Finn from Adventure Time and the customer called back saying what the hell is this, angry. Now I'm not allowed.

JMorris779 · 8 months

You were taking a risk by doing that. You got lucky it was just a drawing in the box.

rrm089 · 8 months

I can't fucking stand reddit anymore and this is why

hikemhigh · 8 months

I drew this on my pizza box for karma

FTFY

killermicrobe · 8 months

this cancer is getting out of hand

Trojanbp · 8 months

In actuality, you ordered the pizza and then drew that on yourself for the karma

Geschirrspulmaschine · 8 months

You drew that.

perceptionwizard · 8 months

I ordered a pizza requesting 3 things they would never give up. I was pissed I got nothing.

pakmanistan · 8 months

wouldnt your pizza smell like a sharpie.

chfilms999 · 8 months

mmm, lovely pizza that tastes like permanent marker, my favorite1!!11!

ballisticmisanthrope · 8 months

Has anyone else noticed that the box managed to travel from the store to her table with nary a spot of sauce on the lid, but the mere act of eating it (as demonstrated in her "proof" picture) has sullied said lid with all manner of saucy splotches?

formatlostmypw · 8 months

I dont like this

BigMoneyNoWhammies · 8 months

I made this pizza. I am honored to see my creation on the front page :)

Teekoo · 8 months

Nothing ever happened like this ever never... happ... eh... nothing.

You're lying.

Ricktron3030 · 8 months

Lies.

caritas01 · 8 months

I would *have took a huge shit on it.

Violent_Milk · 8 months

I once got a pizza box with a small reddit alien drawn in the corner.

raginga · 8 months

Pizza-roulette?

KosstAmojan · 8 months

This would never work in NYC. You're lucky when the guys working at Dominos or Papa John's around here speak english, let alone know internet memes.

[deleted] · 8 months

FINALLY! You guys are catching on to this shit!! Fuck.

iStiletto · 8 months

As someone who works at a PapaJohns.. I can confirm that if you write with a pen, or pencil, or marker that the heat of the pizza will melt the writing off.. We used to mark down a, tic-tac-toe looking mark with a marker when we had to square cut the pizza... We had to stop because the marker would run off into the pizza... We had complaints.

seanl2012 · 8 months

Clearly this is a very clever advertisement for Papa Johns.

Flavored_Crayons · 8 months

If you eat Papa Johns, youre gonna have a bad time.

[deleted] · 8 months

I think this is fake because it's a stupid joke and looks like a suspicious amount of effort was put in it

spellsy · 8 months

"no mom, you cant have any till i finish drawing and take a picture"

MechanicalGun · 8 months

That pizza looks like shit.

Gopstobb · 8 months

They forgot the alien.

HuskerCKY · 8 months

If you pizza when you shoulda french fried........

Dashzz · 8 months

I have a picture on my phone of a pizza I ordered with my friends, we had Dominos draw two cats fighting over a wounded camel. They actually did it.

[deleted] · 8 months

Expected a cat, got a lame-ass meme.

Same difference.

killakhmer · 8 months

Question.... Does your pizza taste like sharpie now?

dontsayohwell · 8 months

mmm...dat garlic sauce.

[deleted] · 8 months

Papa John's is fucking terrible in Canada.

sonographyGeography · 8 months

I, too, am shameless about my desire for upvotes.

MachuApple · 8 months

I miss those garlic dipping sauces so much!

[deleted] · 8 months

Mmm'kay?

sarahpalinstesticles · 8 months

What's up with the 3 random tomatoes on the countertop?

absolutionx · 8 months

Looks burnt, too lol

Zenos · 8 months

Why are Redditors so fascinated with drawings on pizza boxes?

Bigmada · 8 months

That pizza looks awesome

mistoroboto · 8 months

No one ever follows my instructions. :-(

hipppo · 8 months

that pizza looks bomb

iamtheowlman · 8 months

Oh, Papa John's...

If any Americans are reading this, please for the love of God, by a Papa John's franchise and come up to Canada. There are miles between the few we have up here - and we measure in kilometres.

It's so sparse up here we have to use a different measuring system.

ShinyAssholes · 8 months

i not dumb. u pry just photo-shop'd the rage face with microsoft photo-shop. :-/ **EDIT: here i did the same thing just i photo-shopd it wit paint cuz i dont hav photo-shop YET (gettin it tho then ill make new pics: C:\Users\Brian\Desktop\pizzabox.png

EDIT 2: srry my link cant clicked try this 1 [type it in ur internet explorer] http://imgur.com/I9Cpa

lawrenceavenue · 8 months

Post a picture of the "instructions" receipt on the box. This would be undeniable proof!!

Stickrape · 8 months

Fuck Reddit for letting this staged bullshit make the front page. For fuck's sake, that isn't even a good meme.

boop-boop-a-doop · 8 months

Pizza is perfect for circlejerking, because it is shaped like a circle.

MandatoryDavidCaruso · 8 months

Seems that employee is thinking (⌐■-■) (⌐■-■)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ...inside the box. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

gusatron51 · 8 months

so we're buying karma nowadays or what?

thethingofcreepy · 8 months

Papa John's still sucks

loljim · 8 months

I always ask Dominos to draw sometime on my box and they never do. NO TIP FOR THEM HAHA!

Mutasyn · 8 months

That's awesome - makes me wish customers had made requests like that when I worked there. Although I did have one customer order a pizza, come in and ask to borrow a marker - he quickly wrote "Dave's a fag" on the inside of the box and asked me to hold it up, point at the words and smile. Apparently it was a running prank he pulled on his friend at each restaurant/store he visits.

trashlikeyou · 8 months

Fuck off, this shit isn't funny.

questionablemoose · 8 months

You're an unabashed karma whore.

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