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[–]JohnnyValet 69 points70 points ago

[–]LowSociety 8 points9 points ago

[–]Could_Be_Your_Father 26 points27 points ago

the fucking fuck did I just watchh

[–]OffendedByJokes 38 points39 points ago

It's a happy couple, you insensitive fuck!

[–]mcartz33 8 points9 points ago

Fuck me I love Bjork.

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

I love lamp

[–]phyreseed 14 points15 points ago

In a word: Bjork.

[–]argh_minecraft 6 points7 points ago

I once said something negative about bjork on reddit, BIG mistake.

Apparently reddit likes Bjork.

[–]phyreseed 1 point2 points ago

Bahaha it's very true!

I blame the Monkey Popcorn Castle thing.

This is what (some) Icelanders are actually like, and it's fucking awesome to be around. Another of the million reasons I love my wife.

[–]Frigguggi 2 points3 points ago

Wow, I thought it was Tina Majorino.

[–]neuromonkey 2 points3 points ago

In three words: Bjork Bjork Bjork.

[–]jkingme 3 points4 points ago

Wow, Bjork used to look a lot like Deb from Napoleon Dynamite.

[–]DatoeDakari 1 point2 points ago

We have found the inspiration for keyboard cat.

[–]mrbyron666 28 points29 points ago

[–]bmw120k 23 points24 points ago

lol ok. I watched the gif for like 5mins (mostly cause im drunk) and was like...Is that frikin bjork?! Go to comments to find out if anyone asked this vital question. It is bjork. victory.

[–]NonsensicalFolly 6 points7 points ago

Same here buddy. Same here. drunken-Bjork-lovin bro fist

[–]apenostic 4 points5 points ago

What is with the drunk's watching gifs for 5 minutes? Are any gifs that long?

[–]killzone259 9 points10 points ago

[–]AmundsenJunior 2 points3 points ago

Grand Theft Lollipop: The Movie.

[–]BanditoRojo 4 points5 points ago

'Tis not how long the gif is but how drunk the drunk is. I can stare stupefied by a good gif for well over 15 minutes when I have had a few. It makes everything more fun.

[–]captainbastard 5 points6 points ago

[–]BanditoRojo 2 points3 points ago

Oh my god I am crying with laughter.

[–]The_ToonCaptain 0 points1 point ago

shit dude im drunk too and im like WHY IS THAT BITCH FROM NAPOLEON FUCKINK DYNOMITE GIVEN DAT CAT DA MEEEEN MUHG!@

[–]moooooserfunk 5 points6 points ago

Saw the gif, thought, Björk? Turns out, it's Björk. Makes sense.

[–]stevesonaplane 1 point2 points ago

Spike Jonze always makes great music videos.

[–]argh_minecraft 0 points1 point ago

5:45 Girl Makes out with cat.

[–]tonight__you -2 points-1 points ago

That song is shite.

Edit: But in other news, Bjork titties!

[–]MF_Kitten 2 points3 points ago

I think it's pretty awesome. Acapella and all!

[–]tomkeus -1 points0 points ago

Why is she driving Lada?

[–]Probably_Would_Bang 16 points17 points ago

9/10

She's got the sexy eyes

[–]donpapillon 6 points7 points ago

Dude, that's Björk.

[–]CochMaestro 18 points19 points ago

[–]spareanygp 4 points5 points ago

what's your point

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 5 points6 points ago

I'm with you brother, she is pretty attractive

[–]mcartz33 10 points11 points ago

I think she's such a cute person. Especially if you look at her when she was younger; cutest woman ever.

[–]BanditoRojo 7 points8 points ago

The cat had just finished it's cigarette and is about to go make a glass of scotch.

[–]Coloneljesus 8 points9 points ago

I've never made a glass. Let alone of scotch.

[–]MonkeeSage 2 points3 points ago

If you want to make a glass of scotch from scratch...

[–]Coloneljesus 6 points7 points ago

You must first invent the universe and apple pie.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Whoa I'm flipping out right now. Two reasons. 1 because I love Bjork, and I loved this CD (Medulla), which is where this gif is from. 2. Because like 2 weeks ago I was thinking how much reddit would eat the shit outta a gif from triumph of a heart's video. I declare myself oracle.

[–]CIGARO17 2 points3 points ago

What's this from? Is it a reference to something?

[–]meatballzzzz 7 points8 points ago

[–]mcartz33 1 point2 points ago

From the song, Triumph of a heart from the album Medulla.

[–]CarleNorman 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for I chuckled.

[–]Neverkilled 10 points11 points ago

I just can't handle how things are going with us right meow.

But babe, I love you.

I don't think we should see each other anymore.

I understand. Well. Cat ch you later then.

[–]digmachine 2 points3 points ago

If that small clip made you laugh, you'll love the whole video. Bjork - "Triumph of the Heart."

PS It was directed by Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Science of Sleep).

[–]allthebaconandeggs 1 point2 points ago

I can't stop watching...!?

[–]quite_a_gEnt 1 point2 points ago

Cute girl, Check. Cat, Check. Bring on the karma reddit!!

[–]nodstar22 2 points3 points ago

Cute girl is Björk. Not sure if we've sourced a name on the cat yet.

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 4 points5 points ago

Sir Meowingstein III

[–]mcartz33 2 points3 points ago

You have such a delightful username.

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 0 points1 point ago

Well I think yours is swell too!

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 1 point2 points ago

A most dapper cat, indeed.

[–]mcartz33 1 point2 points ago

For those who are uninformed, this is from a video clip of the song 'Triumph of a heart' from Bjork's 2004 album, MEDÚLLA. It's a really cool album made up most of just vocals.

Side note: Bjork is an absolute genius.

[–]John_um 5 points6 points ago

Your title made me want to punch you in fucking face a lot harder than it should have.

[–]notavalidusername 1 point2 points ago

Whenever the title says something about "laughing hard" or "laughing for x minutes/hours/days" you know it´s not going to be funny.

[–]your_step_peppers 0 points1 point ago

Bjork rhymes with work.

[–]digmachine 1 point2 points ago

nope. rhymes with york

[–]Zer_Mortice 3 points4 points ago

Weeeell, technically it's Björk which somewhat rhymes with work

[–]phyreseed 7 points8 points ago

You're all wrong. Bee-YERk.

Source: Married to an Icelander who gets pissed when I screw this up.

[–]IllaJ 1 point2 points ago

Probably as close as it can get.

The Ö just kind of makes things a bit more complicated.

Source: From Iceland.

[–]phyreseed 1 point2 points ago

And I'm trying to wrap my tongue around some of the simple stuff so I don't die on the glacier when the in-laws take me out.

So far I've got "Tak" and "Hakarl" down. And "nei". I think those last two are the most important, from what I understand. Seriously. Fiskebudingur? Eyjafjallajokul? SIMPLE compared to proper pronunciation for hakarl. I fucking LOVE Icelandic, and I'm not being sarcastic there.

ETA: the fancy 'O' sound in her name is best done as 'beeYOoErrkhh'. On an exhale. If you try to use the last bit of air in your lungs when saying it.

On a side note, I read Icelandic text to my wife with a heavy Midwest country accent. She finds this pretty amusing.

[–]s-mores 0 points1 point ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[–]syphondex 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHA, agree with OP, i also laughed way longer and louder than i should have; the neighbour came over to find out what was so funny ROFL

[–]atr13 0 points1 point ago

Yes, yes it did

[–]Coloneljesus 0 points1 point ago

Dat pussy

[–]_gonzo_ 0 points1 point ago

Looks like bjork.

[–]nodstar22 1 point2 points ago

[–]mcartz33 0 points1 point ago

It is.

[–]bluferfinger 0 points1 point ago

I read "This made me a lot harder than it should have" now I feel strange.

[–]bornTobyWild 0 points1 point ago

so why did you do it?

[–]Crossthebreeze 0 points1 point ago

Björk?

[–]appropriate_laugh 0 points1 point ago

Nope.

[–]HelpMeDoctor 0 points1 point ago

That's fuckn her man, it's her! BJORK!

[–]thataway 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who was thinking that cat is the cat version of Charlton Heston?

[–]cail123 0 points1 point ago

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. That's one dirty girl.

[–]FCK807 0 points1 point ago

I can't get past the fact that I keep hearing the door "thump" closed enough to laugh.

[–]Tavor94 0 points1 point ago

Josh? Is that you? Or someone else in Beebe's Euro class?

[–]sujoy247 0 points1 point ago

Ehehehehe.. This is why I love Reddit

[–]xashesx123x 0 points1 point ago

one night stand kitty

[–]davidmvdg 0 points1 point ago

Down voted because the title is, well, made me more annoyed than it should have.

[–]ara_p 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it.

[–]ChuckCharles420 0 points1 point ago

Me too! I don't know why, but it's hilarious.

[–]TexAg713 0 points1 point ago

"You have to choose one. It's me or the boat."

[–]Im_Not_A_Dr -4 points-3 points ago

that isn't the girl from Napoleon Dynamite is it?

[–]reagan2016 10 points11 points ago

No, the girl from Napoleon Dynamite is Shondrella Avery.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Bjork music video. It ok

[–]nodstar22 1 point2 points ago

No need to downvote for innocent question. It does look like her but so happens to be Björk.

[–]PedobearLV -1 points0 points ago

How is this even funny? You weirdos and your cats...