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[–]Oje2011 112 points113 points ago

Unless you need an 8th of watermelon badly

[–]Chikitsa 96 points97 points ago

I'm fiending, I don't care if its full of seeds

[–]HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO 28 points29 points ago

You should. If a seed gets in your tummy it grows into a watermelon. Rugrats taught me that!

[–]iamrory 6 points7 points ago

I was always taught that the black seeds were bad but the white ones were OK.

But now that I'm older it just sounds racist. :/

[–]maradonuts 138 points139 points ago

I've seen that guy! He's like right near the 125th St bridge or whatever. When I saw him he had a mango balanced on top of the watermelon and was holding a sign that said "WHERE IS THE TEMPLE". Also he was in tighty whiteys.

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[–]smokinlawngnome 35 points36 points ago

He's a local. He use to be on the East Side Drive, he'll go near Yankee Stadium and sometimes he'll be close to Harlem.

I've actually given him a sandwich and some water once.

[–]MyBallsAreFull 11 points12 points ago

Confirmed. He is a performance artist/homeless dude. He has been camped out on te FDR drive just south of 125th street forever. He is quite creative and always interesting to see his work which he changes quite frequently.

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[–]bloobloobloo 19 points20 points ago

they have nine billion riding on the watermelon not falling

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[–]SlugsOnToast 0 points1 point ago

He keeps their suits pressed and ties smartly knotted.

[–]sandozguineapig 9 points10 points ago

Goldman Sachs works for him.

[–]smokinlawngnome 27 points28 points ago

He was homeless in 2009, but was living near the Robert Moses' buildings. Actually, it was more like under an over-pass. I remember shopping carts and tarps.

Since he's been seen on a few different locations and I remember him lacking some ability to focus, he most likely is still homeless. But he does look cleaner in this photo that he use too.

[–]redmikeline 13 points14 points ago

He's been there at least 12 years, which I when I started working in the city. I can't believe he's still there doing his thing. He was always under the FDR overpass on the manhattan side.

[–]goofandaspoof 4 points5 points ago

I hope he boils all his denim.

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[–]smokinlawngnome 3 points4 points ago

There was a post about the homeless in the BX a few days ago. I recognized a few of them too. I think once you take the same route everyday for years they become someone to say hello too. Maybe help out a tad.

Are you from NYC?

[–]alarindris 0 points1 point ago

*USED TO

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[–]410ham 1 point2 points ago

my mom likes to go down there and buy the "black people watermelon" they are FUCKING DELICIOUS go back now and get some!

[–]prodigalOne 0 points1 point ago

That picture is taken under the RFK/3rd Avenue bridge section of the FDR Drive.

[–]worrymon 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I think he used to hang out next to the FDR with a whole little camp of weird signs and things.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

WELL DID YOU GIVE HIM DIRECTIONS

[–]stanfan114 0 points1 point ago

You know, stick this guy in a gallery and call it performance art, you could make millions. This is NYC after all.

[–]spgarbet 0 points1 point ago

He's like right near the 125th St bridge or whatever.

That's always good for some fun. You know you've hit your stride when the junk peddlers leave you alone.

[–]lillyjb 81 points82 points ago

Gallagher sure has seen better days.

[–]funkbitch 75 points76 points ago

Black Gallagher don't go out like no punk bitch.

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[–]kalimashookdeday 6 points7 points ago

"I got warrants!" - clearly drops gun and runs back and forth on stage.

Too funny - gets me every time.

[–]chillsy 1 point2 points ago

Are ya reeeaaady to smaaash some FRUIT!?

[–]Kaej 8 points9 points ago

Surely he's doing Angelina Jolie and THE LEG, ALL HAIL THE LEG.

[–]lospantaloonz 17 points18 points ago

He goes by the name of Otis Houston--he's been there for years, as far as I can tell he's not homeless, but a performance artist. I've seen him too many times to count, and he is the shit.

http://blackcherokee.ning.com/photo

[–]AnticitizenPrime 1 point2 points ago

How do performance artists get paid?

[–]Webbernet_Sr_Citizen 0 points1 point ago

i hope your comment isnt too buried here, but yep. drive past him every day on the way home. Yes, he causes traffic, but every once in a while, his work resonates, so I don't mind.

[–]jasondoug212 11 points12 points ago

cross between mother theresa and mike tyson

[–]middlefingerraised 7 points8 points ago

Mama said knock you out!

[–]cheeseguy9721 140 points141 points ago

First comment I made ever but I think it's worth saying. The picture made me laugh for a few seconds but I couldn't stop laughing after reading the sign in the top right corner and looking at the guy with the watermelon again :D

[–]impossiber 35 points36 points ago

I read all 3 signs and strung what they said together. "China Praying and I know it". Then I looked back at him.

[–]chuckquizmo 46 points47 points ago

I believe the last sign says "I'm sexy and I know it," which makes this picture that much... better?

[–]Dulljack 33 points34 points ago

sigh

[–]WhatTheFlux1 51 points52 points ago

Girl look at that body.

[–]youwannaknowmyname 16 points17 points ago

I workout!

[–]TuneRaider 12 points13 points ago

*stabs icepick into ears *

[–]olivermihoff 1 point2 points ago

Looks a little fruity to me.

[–]colorado_kid 3 points4 points ago

This is what everybody did in my mind.

[–]Chinook700 14 points15 points ago

How many people are in there?

[–]colorado_kid 11 points12 points ago

everybody.

[–]NotKiddingJK 5 points6 points ago

My first thought? By the looks of those legs he grew up on horseback. Must have been a cowboy who got laid off during the Great Recession.

[–]Byrkmire 5 points6 points ago

I never noticed that sign. When you pointed it out it made the picture so much more hilarious.

[–]jamesf797 -1 points0 points ago

congratulations on your first comment. here, have an upvote!

[–]vonCam 6 points7 points ago

Haha, Reddit sucks. Have an up vote while I wait for my down ones.

[–]brikearins 9 points10 points ago

He's on the fdr by 125th. He goes by the name black cherokee. I once saw him with a melon opened up licking it like it were a vagina and tickling it with his finger. He always has random artwork made from stuff he finds. Always weird stuff. He actually makes money doing this from people who stop by.

[–]bachzero 1 point2 points ago

I saw him last week Thursday I think. He had a sign that said something about being a Kennedy. I know, awesome story.

[–]BanditoRojo 8 points9 points ago

Is he boxing with fruit?

[–]Judge_Of_Things 26 points27 points ago

No, he is making fruit punch.

[–]gambatteeee 2 points3 points ago

Real laughter was produced. thanks.

[–]Undeniablu 2 points3 points ago

This is part of his training regiment for fruit ninja.

[–]thalguy 1 point2 points ago

I think he is punch dancing his fruit away.

[–]hayashirice911 1 point2 points ago

"your fruit punching skills are incredible, now pick up those gloves"

[–]smokinlawngnome 5 points6 points ago

I can't believe I've actually talked to and fed this guy. My husband and I use to drive from CO-OP City in the BX to Brooklyn and we made it a ritual to always wave to him when we saw him. He use to be on the FDR about two years ago. Doing the same stuff, with the same signs. Because traffic gets so slow he would sometimes stand near your window. That's when I got to talk to him. He rants about his ideals of religion and diet (that's what's on his signs) and about being from the Islands. The other things he talks about after the 2nd visit made me realize he was either a severe addict or had mental problems.

He's incredibly friendly though. Wave to him, he'll wave back. If you give him food, he doesn't eat pork and sometimes refuses meat. I think we gave him food twice. Good to see he's still alive.

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My man has been at it for quite some time. He has themes that seem to change over time. For a while it was exercise and he would ride a stationary bike and pump dumbbells that were made of sticks and balloons, then he switched to a bunch of dolls and doll heads that were always arranged nicely, like they were chatting. And always lots of different fruit involved. He rocks a fat ass and is nice and will wave if you want to interact. Most people just gawk and he is often stock still in performance art style.

[–]xantiv 4 points5 points ago

Pretty sure it's this guy. He goes by the name Black Cherokee and has been doing this on the side of FDR for years.

http://blackcherokee.ning.com/

[–]ch0colate_malk 15 points16 points ago

the fuck is wrong with his legs?

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[–]fifnir 3 points4 points ago

i was expecting this to be at the top, my guess is that it's just a weird angle

[–]AnticitizenPrime 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, they are less than identical, and there are funny angle issues going on. Is that what being 'bowl-legged' looks like? It's like he's seated atop an imaginary horse.

[–]Jogore 4 points5 points ago

Step 1 - Place watermelon on head.

Step 2 - Get bashing melon ready.

Step 3 - Wait for protein.

Step 4 - Smash protein with bashing melon.

[–]fmontez1 4 points5 points ago

I don't think this guy understands advertising.

[–]duke_lucas 4 points5 points ago

ain't nobody got time for that!

[–]Me_bender 3 points4 points ago

Ah yes, mating rituals

[–]ellowelle 28 points29 points ago

I will sing you the song of my people.

[–]BowLeggedBeaner 2 points3 points ago

Hey Look MY BROTHAAA!!!!

[–]Sturdy_Muffin 2 points3 points ago

This guy has been there for years and he often poses stock still for long periods of time. I wave to him every time I see him. Seems like a nice guy but has some odd ideas which he writes on poster board. The location is at the top of the FDR under the Third Avenue bridge on the downtown side of the FDR. His name is Otis something and he has his own website. Will try and remember it and post it.

[–]well_golly 2 points3 points ago

He is the Date Masamune of his time. He will create a long and powerful daimyo.

[–]silent_ginja 3 points4 points ago

[–]nite_wolf 3 points4 points ago

i don't even.... what?

[–]Cleannn 1 point2 points ago

Those are some sweet melons.

[–]nighthawkintheday 1 point2 points ago

Sexy and I know it

[–]Justintime233 1 point2 points ago

That's the first thing I saw too lol. I wonder if he was shuffling or wiggling?

[–]nighthawkintheday 1 point2 points ago

We can only wonder!

[–]Suz73 1 point2 points ago

FDR guy!!!!!

[–]MyUsernameIs20Digits 1 point2 points ago

HAHAHA this is one of the best pictures I've seen. Good job!

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[–]limelight22 1 point2 points ago

Hey, give him some credit. It takes skill to balance a half eaten watermelon on your head.

[–]thechangbang 1 point2 points ago

I love that guy, he's a true performance artist

[–]SparklepireBETCH 1 point2 points ago

Nicki Minaj is getting out of hand.

[–]MikoMarmen 1 point2 points ago

He is a peacock! You gotta let him fly! ...or chop/wear/fight fruit

[–]CrudOMatic 1 point2 points ago

That's just fucking awesome.

[–]notanalien_justgreen 1 point2 points ago

Last time? With free entertainment like this? You fool!

[–]captstix 1 point2 points ago

Is that the Fruit Ninja?

[–]s0undwave 1 point2 points ago

He...he's the Fruit Ninja!

[–]fuzzycuffs 1 point2 points ago

He's the new Dothraki Khal.

Khal Melon!

[–]the_internet_clown 1 point2 points ago

i want to move to that part of that city now

[–]boilermaker1964 1 point2 points ago

Its real life fruit ninja

[–]CrispDenim 1 point2 points ago

I saw him a couple weeks ago and took this picture. He usually switches up the signs every week and his fruit assortment every day

[–]coffeeshopgirl7 1 point2 points ago

Clearly this man is a fruit ninja.

[–]Badteddy 1 point2 points ago

[–]HariBadr 1 point2 points ago

His name is the Black Cherokee, he has been there for atleast 15 years. Recognize foo.

[–]vinsite 1 point2 points ago

Black Chong Li?

[–]IsaacHolladay 1 point2 points ago

I'm curious about what he was doing with the boxing gloves.

[–]KarmaAddict 1 point2 points ago

Step 1: Place watermelon on top of head Step 2: ????? Step 3: Profit!!!

[–]fortytao 1 point2 points ago

He is the chosen one

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

God saw his legs and created a wheel.

[–]cyberslick188 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he does this and tries to bait people into saying something racist, then he challenges them to a fight with the boxing gloves?

[–]aselectionofcheeses 1 point2 points ago

Oh shit! Stereotype district!

[–]zulu90 1 point2 points ago

[–]jabberjade 0 points1 point ago

The fact that one of his shorts is pulled up makes this soooooo funny! Seriously, what I he doing? Somebody should go and interview him. I'm very curious

[–]ijudge 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of the african baby dancing meme.

[–]raoul_llamas_duke 0 points1 point ago

this guy's name is robert....gah umm...I should really know this, i used to pass him everyday... he used to have a sign up with his name and the instructions to google him

[–]yourfacelikesme 0 points1 point ago

Could you tell me what city this is so I can ogle at it's strangeness? Please don't say Portland.

[–]gaseousshroud 0 points1 point ago

Its Black Gallagher!

[–]HardCorwen 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a kangaroo in the thumbnail.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This was Philadelphia, wasn't it?

[–]Judge_Of_Things 0 points1 point ago

He is the master of making fruit punch.

[–]thefuckdidieat 0 points1 point ago

I have those shorts. They naturally ride up like that.

[–]maxxx_orbison 0 points1 point ago

I want to live in that part of the city.

[–]Kabynbojski 0 points1 point ago

What does that guy have against vitamin D?

[–]Tooneyman 0 points1 point ago

Now that some serious bow leggins.

[–]Elkang 0 points1 point ago

looks like exactly the part of whatever city that i'd be looking for a good local place to eat.

[–]Theopocalypse 0 points1 point ago

Who let Mike Tyson off his leash again?

[–]hemingwayszombycorps 0 points1 point ago

I would say first of many, cause he knows how to party, would be wearing a tuxedo t shirt at the time.

[–]Beaumont21 0 points1 point ago

It's Jasper from OF!

[–]caritas01 0 points1 point ago

lol schizophrenics y u so crazy!

[–]SlyFunkyMonk 0 points1 point ago

+"Why did this happen?" -"Because China"

[–]iaccidentallydrunk 0 points1 point ago

8/10 would hang with him.

inb4 8/10 would bang

[–]Jonah_Whale 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck am I looking at?

[–]littlething 0 points1 point ago

I drive by him every day on the FDR. I swear, on this exact day I thought about taking a picture for reddit.

Then I thought about trying to take a picture while driving on the FDR...

[–]krunchy7[!] 0 points1 point ago

FDR Drive FTW!

[–]weedalin 0 points1 point ago

First and best time in this part of the city

FTFY

[–]Kneemoe 0 points1 point ago

You know, not everyone looks that good wearing a slice of watermelon; I think it's that left thigh thrust stance that makes it work.

[–]HuntingSpoon 0 points1 point ago

A man of African decent, holding a coconut, with boxing shorts on and a quarter of a watermelon fully eaten on his head..... I am failing to understand the reasoning of this.

[–]DRo_OpY 0 points1 point ago

Wtf is with his legs

[–]beyond_repair 0 points1 point ago

Never go to Ravenholm.

[–]sfdmfcssfd 0 points1 point ago

"Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there." -Cowboy Stranger, The Big Labowski

[–]xmsxms 0 points1 point ago

I have shorts like that

[–]Legacy406 0 points1 point ago

This is off the FDR in Harlem isnt it?

[–]KFynn 0 points1 point ago

DUDE THIS GUY, I see him all the time, I'm pretty sure he has a myspace or something. Hes near the highway right? shit im trying to remember his name it was like travis something or something like that

[–]machine667 0 points1 point ago

Its Judohobo's brother, Boxingvagrant.

Judohobo: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/judohobo-its-new.php

[–]TnCSanders 0 points1 point ago

IT'S CAPTAIN MELON HEAD!

[–]poeticdisaster 0 points1 point ago

Did you fuck him to assert your dominance?

[–]mrbucket777 0 points1 point ago

I know exactly where this is on the FDR rofl.

[–]wyedg 0 points1 point ago

HOW DO HIS LEGS BEND LIKE THAT?!

[–]nate5vdw 0 points1 point ago

that stance

[–]Shuubawks 0 points1 point ago

Sexy and I know it.

[–]siriusgrey 0 points1 point ago

Dave's Syndrome

Bonus points for anyone who gets it.

[–]mckaveney 0 points1 point ago

Neck up looks like an old black nun. Neck down, barbarian.

[–]anonymiscellaneous 0 points1 point ago

Afro Fruit Ninja?

[–]SpookedYa 0 points1 point ago

I used to see this dude dressed as a clown handing out a single rose on the FDR drive in NYC....he's the fucking man.

[–]Athenadis 0 points1 point ago

Is he selling SEEDED watermelon!!?? Sorry OP, but I have to disagree. I want to go to there.

[–]MiamiPower 0 points1 point ago

You'll be back

[–]zanily 0 points1 point ago

There used to be a statue man there who made my childhood every time my mom drove us the long way around to Staten Island. This isn't even half as good

[–]killmewithfire 0 points1 point ago

Waadafuq...anyone notice sexy and I know it in the right corner? Lol

[–]ju2tin 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Lawrence Fishburne just isn't getting those A-list roles anymore...

[–]K15KER 0 points1 point ago

I think Afro Ninja accidentally Fruit Ninja.

[–]elh519nyc 0 points1 point ago

I've totally seen this guy before along the FDR!

[–]Watermelon_God 0 points1 point ago

I approve of this ritual appeasement to my greatness

[–]boop-boop-a-doop 0 points1 point ago

If rent's cheap there, it seems a nice part of town.

[–]Gzckle 0 points1 point ago

That must be some delicious ass watermelon.

[–]that_hz 0 points1 point ago

Next question anyone asks me, my response will be "China praying and I know it."

[–]ninnerrz 0 points1 point ago

Fun fact: That guy's son goes to my mom's school in Harlem

[–]dwalkinafrica 0 points1 point ago

i've seen this guy! did you see him on the FDR drive? i used to see him on my way from orange county, new york down to brooklyn.

[–]odin917 0 points1 point ago

FDR Drive, I used to see him everyday on my way to work. He has a youtube channel!

[–]nj02 0 points1 point ago

FDR Drive! Used to drive past this man everyday on my way to work.

[–]MrChancleta 0 points1 point ago

Manhattan FDR drive man. He's a little after 116th street exit. I always say what's up.

[–]amiga500 0 points1 point ago

That Otis the black Cherokee. A performance artist that has been dressing in black stereotypes and putting up political signs for as long as I can remember. and stands under the RFK bridge on the FDR. He is very cool. I always stop to talk to him when I am biking in the area.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hD-GnkVELU&list=UUyMd54hW0DTA1Aen6q3xgJw&index=1&feature=plcp

[–]Vhu 0 points1 point ago

China.

[–]tikket1 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh. Good ol' Harlem

[–]Bil28 0 points1 point ago

Sexy and i know it on the background, priceless.

[–]brownliquid 0 points1 point ago

Mom?!??!?

[–]djloreddit 0 points1 point ago

china

praying

sexy and i know it

[–]markeh 0 points1 point ago

Holy rickets batman

[–]president_of_burundi 0 points1 point ago

Otis! I've talked to this guy! As other people have pointed out he's a performance artist. He's really friendly- obviously kind of odd, but definitely worth stopping for. The New York Times did an article on him, way back.

[–]Soulcoffr 0 points1 point ago

"IF YOU PUNCH THIS WATERMELON SLICE OFF OF MY HEAD, I WILL NURSE THIS COCONUT!!"

[–]WhitePostIt 0 points1 point ago

You know, I think there's a good argument for WTF suitability. Obviously not a NSFW WTF, but it certainly has you doing a double take and wondering what the fuck is going on.

[–]duhvito 0 points1 point ago

You can read more about him here

He's kind of amazing

[–]s3rris 0 points1 point ago

For a second I thought he had flowing silver locks like that of a glorious warrior, but then I noticed it was just a towel.

:(

[–]ecilarorrim 0 points1 point ago

The concern being shown for this man makes me hope that someday he finds this post and know that people noticed him and care.

[–]Hoofharded 0 points1 point ago

Fruit Ninja Master

[–]partyinmypants69 0 points1 point ago

I've actually talked to this guy and he is actually really friendly. He mostly talks about life philosophies and at one point started eating cardboard to prove his point.

He seems happy with his life though. Only odd thing about him is his passionate love for fruits and vegetables on his head.

[–]gasholer 0 points1 point ago

[–]Clamburglar 0 points1 point ago

y'know, he kinda looks like sampson from half baked

[–]clamdog 0 points1 point ago

That's the Mayor of Melontown. If you best him in a boxing match you can take his crown.

[–]zelars 0 points1 point ago

I believe this man overpronates. I do hope he chooses the appropriate footwear the next time he decides to do whatever the fuck that is.

[–]lychee-twist 0 points1 point ago

Box the watermelon of his head: Receive coconut.

[–]oldsecondhand 0 points1 point ago

He's the fruit ninja!

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[–]savoritzoriginal 0 points1 point ago

China. Praying. Sexy and I know it.

[–]HoldmysunnyD 0 points1 point ago

So thats where Terrance Howard got off too after Iron Man.

[–]jaredb587 0 points1 point ago

He is the main reason I drive down FDR when going downtown

[–]TheBaconJuggalo 0 points1 point ago

yes!

[–]agiller 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to my hood!

[–]RevPara 0 points1 point ago

You know, I think the watermelon makes him look rather kingly.

[–]dinner-party 0 points1 point ago

I have passed that guy on my commute down the FDR for years. Always with the watermelon. I've always wondered what his deal was.