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[–]dailyfusion 5 points6 points ago

you graduated high school? congrats. but thats just preschool until the real world.

[–]FL-Orange 1 point2 points ago

Congrats.

My sister accomplished this (though I do much better than her in the $$ dept.).

[–]ThePorticus[S] 0 points1 point ago

That might end up being the case in my family too, so I'm gonna cherish this moment as much as possible lol.

[–]FL-Orange 1 point2 points ago

Hope not for your case. My sister carries two BS degrees (Biology and something else) plus has other certs and minor degrees. Once she decided not to be a vet (couldn't handle putting animals down) she lost interest in any job that would use her degree. She is happy though, $ is not a sticking point in our relationship.

[–]mbrickenworthe 0 points1 point ago

As a guy I think he's a sexy beast. Although Burn After Reading was average...

[–]Irishfanbuck 0 points1 point ago

Congrats sir/madam.

[–]OWSmoker 1 point2 points ago

i wouldnt be too proud of this

[–]aih 0 points1 point ago

You're the oldest. You have nothing to be proud of.

[–]Lunapsyche 0 points1 point ago

Youngest of four myself and two of my three sisters didn't make it to 10th grade, so i'm right there with you, got my diploma and they don't :I

[–]AlliOop82 1 point2 points ago

CONGRATULATIONS!