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[–]Replies_with_Boobs 17 points18 points ago

[–]TheSmushRoom[S] 5 points6 points ago

This. This is nice.

[–]broadcastterp 3 points4 points ago

Oh Kung Fu Panda. What will you do next?

[–]Sivatherium 2 points3 points ago

Quite possibly the first cakeday post that was worth opening. Congrats on two levels.

[–]xderek182 1 point2 points ago

Too bad there isn't a GIF like this involving Prince Fielder.

[–]ESMrMilo 0 points1 point ago

That traitor left us for DETROIT OF ALL PLACES!!!

[–]Baconator94 1 point2 points ago

Panda down.... I repeat.... Panda is down

[–]abajaj2280 4 points5 points ago

Happy cakeday to you too, my fellow redditor!

[–]HeatSlinger 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but fuck you cake.

[–]Miathermopolis 2 points3 points ago

This gif has me cracking the hell up, thank you. Happy cakeday, or whatever.

[–]kota78 1 point2 points ago

Would be funnier if it was a KFC bucket.

[–]palmthechum 10 points11 points ago

[–]kota78 -3 points-2 points ago

This.

[–]Yellerfeller 0 points1 point ago

... .gif is racist. Funny. But racist.

[–]Rapejelly 0 points1 point ago

Was hoping for Cake Farts

[–]sweeners44 0 points1 point ago

Maybe that's actually how Panda got injured this season...

[–]Bmxblinker 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop watching this.

[–]kawavulcan97 0 points1 point ago

I've always wondered, did someone just casually walk over to him and tag him out after that?

[–]GangstaFapper 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he tore his ACL - Anterior Cake Ligament

[–]polishlawngnome 0 points1 point ago

Pablo!

[–]sp00kyd00m 0 points1 point ago

i thought it was craig robinson

[–]rampantdissonance 0 points1 point ago

I wonder why baseballs players don't have to be as fit. I mean, they're not golfers or billiards players.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I mean...if they do their job who the fuck cares?

[–]rampantdissonance 1 point2 points ago

It just seems like they'd be able to do it better if they were a bit more trim. In the American League, pitchers don't bat so they have no need to run fast. But this particular runner is a member of the San Francisco Giants, in the National League. It seems like he'd be a better base runner if he was lighter. Not criticizing, just speculating.

[–]ApatheticAsian17 2 points3 points ago

It's really difficult to go from a bulky body frame into a slim one. Plus, people like Pablo Sandoval don't need to be slim since he's batting third in the order. The people who come before him need to be fast so that they can get on base and score when Sandoval drives them in.

Plus, bigger body means more torque, which means more home runs.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Shrug. I've seen plenty of skinny/fit players make fuck ups, too. Prince Fielder didn't become so popular and well-loved being muscular and trim.

[–]cbdckr 0 points1 point ago

Baseball is a game of strategy with stats and numbers, if you have 2-3 sure to get on base fast guys up to bat and then a big guy who has a slugging average of .680 you have a good chance of getting 3-4 runs in

[–]rotface 0 points1 point ago

In this case it seems like the player looks fatter than he really is because of aspect ratio distortion. Notice how the shape of his body changes when he falls over.

[–]TheHatman9 1 point2 points ago

oh wow, that fall knocked the fat out of him!

[–]Satans_pro_tips 0 points1 point ago

I thought he looked fatter because of bacon.

[–]zapyou42 0 points1 point ago

He's one of the strongest people in baseball. Even though he's a little fat, it doesn't effect him too much.

[–]rampantdissonance 0 points1 point ago

It just seems like...when you're playing at that level, you'd want to give yourself every advantage. He's the pro and I'm not, and I don't know how difficult it'd be to lose the weight. But when you're trying to beat the throw, a split second is the difference between safe and out.

[–]zapyou42 0 points1 point ago

Before the 2011 season, he actually got relatively slim. going from 280 to about 235, which for his position and playing style is totally acceptable. The bad part was he broke a bone in his hand, and during the 4 weeks he was away, he put on weight again. I think he just has that body type.

[–]Nage -1 points0 points ago

IT'S A LIE!