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[–]monkeys_suck 18 points19 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ved9e7v2F4

Hearing this lady does not make me miss retail at all.

[–]redworm 4 points5 points ago

Never seen the show. Please tell me she gets told to fuck off for being an idiot and making tea with water she was told not to drink.

[–]HansCool 13 points14 points ago

There's a running joke in the show that the citizens of the town have completely idiotic grievances with the department.

[–]mcknicker 7 points8 points ago

"There's no time; he can fly!" - gets me every single time.

[–]Rushm00re[S] 3 points4 points ago

Welcome to Pawnee

[–]whensday 19 points20 points ago

I'm starving. I haven't had lunch since yesterday.

[–]YNot1989 2 points3 points ago

Let me go to Big Head Joe's for you. They have the most insane burritos.

[–]RedBearski 2 points3 points ago

You had me a meat tornado.

[–]quappucinno 5 points6 points ago

ZERO FUCKS

[–]jmacdavis5 2 points3 points ago

I was hoping someone would make a .gif of this. One of my favorite episodes.

[–]BobbyD84 2 points3 points ago

Ron (holding 2 dozen eggs): Are these all the eggs we have?

Donna: Yeah, why? What are you making?

Ron: Eggs.

[–]QuintinT 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, imagine 6 more computers there. That would win /r/Battlestation

[–]catsbaconandnarwhals 1 point2 points ago

How do you even get to the chair?

[–]Reservoiren 0 points1 point ago

I just saw this episode today and finished season 3. Hopefully I can catch up to the rest of season 4 somehow. Great show.

[–]capsuleoftime 0 points1 point ago

Sooner or later she will collapse, then I may harvest... Oh wait this is a gif.

[–]Subtle_as_a_Brick 0 points1 point ago

30 minutes later, this gif hasn't gotten old.

[–]InsatiableAmos 0 points1 point ago

Opened this up at the exact same time the Dead Kennedys came up on shuffle...I recommend the pairing.

[–]AyeAyeLtd 0 points1 point ago

I just watched this at least 30 times.

[–]sliverworm 0 points1 point ago

I watched this gif for way too long.

[–]edm39c 0 points1 point ago

I think this is in my top ten favorite .gifs.

[–]MisterFabulous 0 points1 point ago

Ron Swanson gave a fuck. Once.

[–]rockytheboxer 0 points1 point ago

This gif ruins the joke. It's funny at its proper speed, this is terrible.

[–]az4z3l 2 points3 points ago

Watch the gif and listen to Yakety Sax. You're welcome.

[–]Cpasky3 -2 points-1 points ago

Rushm00re, the king of repost.

[–]blue_oni -1 points0 points ago

bitch please, im the king

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[–]Rushm00re[S] 0 points1 point ago

Or is he?

[–]Subduction -4 points-3 points ago

Aren't we sick of the "not a single fuck" thing yet?

Haven't we beaten that to a pulp?

[–]az4z3l 0 points1 point ago

Based on your downvotes, no, not quite yet.

sigh

[–]runs_naked_in_jungle -4 points-3 points ago

I am now dizzy from waiting for her to stop circling. I am not a clever man.

[–]Strawcrazyman 0 points1 point ago

I nearly threw up. But I'm very high.

[–]w0bb -1 points0 points ago

Why does nobody explain what this is from to us non US redditors?

[–]Thats_Debatable 0 points1 point ago

It's a pretty funny show on NBC.

http://www.nbc.com/parks-and-recreation/