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[–]kierren42 894 points895 points ago

I saw this in a porno once. Go for a threesome.

[–]thefourthhorseman 519 points520 points ago

It works 99% of the time in pornos, so bring a camera

[–]ILike4ChanShh 132 points133 points ago

The other 1%, the mom usually sticks around to make sure the guy's balls are warm. If they arent, she'll usually rub them while the guy's dick is in her daughter.

[–]amadea56 25 points26 points ago

If they are, she will too.

[–]Clienterror 12 points13 points ago

Seems legit, I'd go for it.

[–]RangerLt 9 points10 points ago

Please.. 60% of the time it works every time.

[–]Mint-BerryCRUNCH 5 points6 points ago

In real life, It works 100% of the time, 10% of the time.

[–]downvotes_are_great 1 point2 points ago

That is the transfer of energy from eating.

[–]underdabridge 178 points179 points ago

In porno's what?

[–]Anubis816 82 points83 points ago

[–]CeeBmata 1 point2 points ago

I came on my girlfriends mom while she was screaming, "Fuck my little girl!"

[–]newskul 68 points69 points ago

dammit, now "porno grammar" is now in my search history.

[–]yobobly 24 points25 points ago

Why? That's regular english grammar.

[–]scarabeetle101 11 points12 points ago

I think you read it wrong. He meant it reminded him of his obscure fetish for naked spellchecking which he'd been so careful to remove all traces of from his history. You REALLY don't want that in your history when your mum borrows your laptop.

[–]play3393 2 points3 points ago

Now?

[–]GalacticNexus 8 points9 points ago

One could argue that pornography should be contracted to porno', thus making porno's somewhat acceptable.

[–]upsmoke 2 points3 points ago

...but he didn't even put an apostrophe...

[–]Helpful-Soul 4 points5 points ago

He edited it

[–]EndOnAnyRoll 2 points3 points ago

It's amazing what you can do with text these days.

[–]ruebeus 24 points25 points ago

SShhhhhh. No-one likes a grammar Nazi.

[–]CrankRED 31 points32 points ago

my gramma was a nazi.

[–]MrsLoveKaulitz 10 points11 points ago

CONGRADULATIONS! :D

[–]poopbackwards 2 points3 points ago

...not sure if...

[–]underdabridge 70 points71 points ago

Hell yeah, they do. And it's a good thing too. This isn't youtube, bitch.

[–]svintojon 86 points87 points ago

In that case, it's not necessary to call a stranger a bitch.

[–]OmegaArcadia 17 points18 points ago

Yeah, bitch.

[–]TheElusiveLynx 9 points10 points ago

Gatorade me, bitch.

[–]Xenon808 7 points8 points ago

Jesse?

[–]ninjagrover 1 point2 points ago

JAMES??

[–]inibrius 1 point2 points ago

does wayne brady gotta choke a stranger?

[–]inaccurate_statement 4 points5 points ago

99%? So what happens in the 1%?

[–]GenerlClusterfuck 16 points17 points ago

2 girls 1 cup.

[–]SeaMenOnTheRocks 14 points15 points ago

Just as the three way seems inevitable, a wild stallion bursts through the kitchen windows, trampling both mother and daughter. A bead of sweat runs down the mans cheek as he realizes how overcome he is with the majesty of the beast.

[–]darkflavour 1 point2 points ago

I'm interested in the 1% of pornos where it doesn't work.

[–]daneinthecity 23 points24 points ago

just a heads up boys and girls; this particular act is called the "time traveller" because the stud travels through numerous generations with his dick

[–]t0k4 3 points4 points ago

I prefer the Quantum Leap myself.

[–]auxiliary-character 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, jumping to the next energy level!

[–]Soup_bones 37 points38 points ago

Just take the word "in", out of the title and you got yourself some intersting shit sir.

[–]shit_flavored_turds 19 points20 points ago

Also, "on", "girlfriend's", or "doesn't".

[–]Chomskyhonky 15 points16 points ago

[–]imtooold21 6 points7 points ago

read that without the "in" first, imagined some kind of slapstick scene where the mother enters the room, and he panics, pulls out and gives his girlfriend's mom a facial while she screams about how she doesn't want him fucking her "little girl"

[–]Soup_bones 6 points7 points ago

In my head it played out as follows: he's fucking his girlfriend's mom, and at the moment of climax he pulls out on her tits while screaming at her,"You don't want me fucking your little girl!!!!".

[–]Koopslovestogame 1 point2 points ago

then cue canned laugh track

insert "oh you" pic here

[–]THEAdrian 1 point2 points ago

"That's our Soup_bones!"

cue laugh track, scene freezes, roll credits

[–]Mapekus 1 point2 points ago

[–]shitterplug 42 points43 points ago

I came in on my girlfriend's mom: The movie

[–]A1MurderSauce 76 points77 points ago

I came in AND on my girlfriend's mom. FTFY

[–]test_tickles 7 points8 points ago

Just the tip.

[–]Gavalar 14 points15 points ago

Is that what you want?! Because that's how you get ants!

[–]robbydb 9 points10 points ago

Ahhh. The Sportsman's double

[–]illmtK 6 points7 points ago

I already thought this was a porno when I misread the title as "I came in my girlfriend's mother.."

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 17 points18 points ago

"once"

[–]isdevilis 25 points26 points ago

Imma pretend to be fuck_trapped_in_reddit, hopefully it won't backfire.

FUCK YOU

[–]LupoAS 11 points12 points ago

it just isn't the same..

[–]garbobjee 14 points15 points ago

It did.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

not.

FTFY. Anything with upvotes is a success.

[–]sappermills 1 point2 points ago

20/40 split. Do it.

[–]phillythebeaut 4 points5 points ago

just once?

[–]underdabridge 122 points123 points ago

"Hey Mama, no need to freak. There's plenty of Brodie to go around."

[–]danoll 7 points8 points ago

I don't see nothin' wrong wit' a little bump and grind.

[–]MinionOfDoom 11 points12 points ago

I have a 17yr old duck faced fake tan step cousin who is pregnant (and the boyfriend/sperm donor left her) and naming her son Brody. Fuck everything about her.

Edited to change father to boyfriend/sperm donor

[–]project89 3 points4 points ago

I wouldn't really call him a father then.

[–]MinionOfDoom 1 point2 points ago

Fixed!

[–]mrmyxlplyx 1 point2 points ago

Any man can be a father. It takes a special man to be a sugar daddy.

[–]red321red321 8 points9 points ago

no need to freak? but that's exactly what i wanna do ?

[–]dandello 68 points69 points ago

Phrasing!

[–]sungkwon 25 points26 points ago

HEY! I SAID PHRASING!

[–]sungkwon 5 points6 points ago

Very relevant thank you.

[–]klamer 2 points3 points ago

50 minutes late, have some upvotes instead

[–]Lumineus 385 points386 points ago

I came in my girlfriend's mom screaming at her about how she doesn't want me fucking her "little girl."

What I read ಠ_ಠ

[–]Solkre 133 points134 points ago

I've seen where this goes. The daughter still gets it in the end.

[–]acespace 41 points42 points ago

[–]Boredsecurityguard 111 points112 points ago

NOT what I was expecting.......

[–]McBEAST 30 points31 points ago

I prepared myself for a full minute before clicking that link.

[–]Whenthenighthascome 61 points62 points ago

[–]willymo 30 points31 points ago

You clever bastard.

[–]leodavin843 11 points12 points ago

Is it what I think it is? I MUST CLICK IT! PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT IS!

[–]Boredsecurityguard 8 points9 points ago

You'll just have to find out for yourself. MUAHAHAHHAHAH

[–]dgutty 7 points8 points ago

I was hyperventilating as I clicked it. It made it worse that I'm in a coffee shop.

Brain: Ooh! Link! Me: But rimjobs! No! Brain: Fuck you and your dignity! Me: relief

[–]lizteach 1 point2 points ago

The best part of clicking that one was being redirected to Monster and seeing the "Are You An Employer?" pop down.

[–]Taedirk 25 points26 points ago

I came on my girlfriend's mom

I got that far and had to go back.

[–]WhiteRuski 4 points5 points ago

i read that, then had to do a triple-take

[–]anal_rapist_ 20 points21 points ago

Fuck me instead of my little girl, you monster!

[–]JTDeuce 13 points14 points ago

I think he did it on purpose. Walked is much better than came for this particular sentence if he wanted to avoid confusion. It was all staged! He is a big fat phony! Fuck you, op. I won't be fooled by you!

[–]sturmen 37 points38 points ago

I came in my girlfriend's mom, screaming at her about how she doesn't want me fucking her "little girl."

One comma makes the whole sentence funnier.

[–]Zrk2 7 points8 points ago

I love grammar.

[–]capsuleoftime 1 point2 points ago

And it loves you too...

[–]I_RAPE_RATS 1 point2 points ago

And the removal of the word 'on'.

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[–]thedustinwray 3 points4 points ago

IN or ON?

We need to know!

[–]Superflonic 5 points6 points ago

One little word...

[–]rJay00 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad to see that I wasn't the only one.

[–]wellalrightythen 1 point2 points ago

That's pretty close to what I read. I thought it was "I came in my girlfriend while her mom was screaming at her about how she doesn't want me fucking her "little girl."

Needless to say, the gif was disappointing.

[–]skigre 1 point2 points ago

I read it as "I came on my girlfriend's mom.." the first two times. >_>

[–]Grimbonur 1 point2 points ago

Someday I hope to be the first to post that I can't read correctly and get that sweet Karma...but for now I will just say "HEY, I READ IT LIKE THAT TOO!"

[–]TheBigBadDuke 28 points29 points ago

The question is: Who does she want fucking her little girl?

[–]turlian 1 point2 points ago

Jesus.

[–]katalist 102 points103 points ago

you need to wear this shirt next time you go for dinner...

[–]Tfish 9 points10 points ago

That guy is more or less sterile if there were only thousands. Unless he came in her mouth, and it was such a big load that a little tiny bit dripped out.

[–]avatar28 1 point2 points ago

Or a shirt like one of those "I'm with stupid" shirts except it says "I hit that."

[–]goudie 180 points181 points ago

Worst title ever

[–]CaptainNoBoat 45 points46 points ago

People say this in half of all posts. Are you sure this time?

[–]0ompaloompa 64 points65 points ago

Worst user name ever. A captain with no boat is basically just a dude with a hat.

[–]CaptainNoBoat 48 points49 points ago

I still have an oar. :(

[–]thekilljoy 22 points23 points ago

Cut your leg off and jam the oar in the stump. A boatless pirate is slightly more respectable.

[–]dgutty 1 point2 points ago

And booty!

Oh wait, this is Reddit...

[–]mister_jay 1 point2 points ago

Or a pilot.

[–]meeu 41 points42 points ago

When fucking your girlfriend's mom you should really avoid coming in her.

[–]WhiteyDude 11 points12 points ago

Especially while she's screaming.

[–]doobry 1 point2 points ago

in / on her

[–]IS_THIS_STORY_REAL 472 points473 points ago

NO.

[–]FetidFeet 142 points143 points ago

You might try posting YES once in a while and see how it feels. You may just like it.

[–]AnimatorSteve 39 points40 points ago

just the tip...

[–]Zrk2 17 points18 points ago

Just once.

[–]StarCass 11 points12 points ago

Just for a bit

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[–]arsonall 3 points4 points ago

the only time he didn't reply no was the best time to reply yes.

[–]utopianfiat 33 points34 points ago

[–]SadFacialExpression 11 points12 points ago

:(

[–]myfajahas400children 46 points47 points ago

We need to get rid of some of these novelty accounts.

[–]Reporting_the_facts 27 points28 points ago

Your 399 brothers and sisters agree with you.

[–]Bigman6693 17 points18 points ago

('n' )

At least update your emoticons, damn.

[–]callumgg 21 points22 points ago

looks more like a vampire or kirby eating some trousers

[–]MrMastodon 8 points9 points ago

Fu Manchu.

[–]walruskingmike 3 points4 points ago

(>;.; >

[–]Bigman6693 1 point2 points ago

(>(v0o0)7

What kind of kirby does this look like?

[–]callumgg 1 point2 points ago

Kirby running away from something!

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[–]Joke_Getter 12 points13 points ago

Thanks. Keep us updated!

[–]vote_up 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, it's not weird. This also happened to a friend of mine. She went home with her boyfriend, and her mother who didn't knew the guy was there started yelling "where were you? were you fucking that asshole again?"

[–]savutano 11 points12 points ago

How old are you/her?

[–]jdv_lv 8 points9 points ago

Similar thing happened to me when I was 16, except the mother

  1. Walked in on us sleeping naked during the night, and
  2. Responded to my "It was nice seeing you again Mrs. Jones" with "Do you make a habit of sleeping with girls in their parents' homes?"

Awk-waaaard...

[–]Mellowde 29 points30 points ago

How old are you two?

[–]buffyfan69 24 points25 points ago

OP: mid 30s. GF: no age, not real.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I laughed stupidly hard at this for some reason. I read it very factual way.

[–]MrClean75 1 point2 points ago

I read it in Morid Solus voice from Mass Effect.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuck, that is funny.

[–]Spyrex 7 points8 points ago

Guesstimation of 15 ~17

[–]Drunken_Economist 34 points35 points ago

Did she tell you how she does want you fucking her little girl?

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 8 points9 points ago

Just remember pile driver is all good she will never say she doesn't want you fucking her pile driver

[–]Vromrig 12 points13 points ago

I had the best dyslexia of all.

I read this as "I came on my mom's girlfriend" and didn't bother to read the rest.

I was not busy fapping. Scout's honor.

EDIT: I lied I fapped.

[–]JaronK 1 point2 points ago

I read "I came on my girlfriend's mom screaming at her" and thought "that's a total dick move."

[–]Phobos_Deimos 5 points6 points ago

I once his in my ex's bathroom cupboard while her parents talked to her about that they knew we were having sex.

Ever spent an hour trapped in a tiny-ass space under a sink, wearing nothing but underwear? There was actually a moment where I considered dropping down two stories into the yard and sprinting home three miles in underwear.

[–]reddit_user13 2 points3 points ago

Obviously, she has someone else picked for the deed.

[–]whorfin 3 points4 points ago

I read that as "I came on my girlfriend's mom, screaming..."

[–]moooooserfunk 44 points45 points ago

Did somebody say little girl?

[–]wbmustard 4 points5 points ago

I misread the title.

[–]brjohnson789 2 points3 points ago

well, I probably wouldn't my daughter dating a guy named "Brodie" either

[–]CanIGetaHellYeah 2 points3 points ago

Thing I don't get about reposting reaction gifs is why do they seem to get crappier in quality ? Are people literally saving and re-coding these gifs everytime ?

I think we need an I AMA REPOSTER to clear all these things up.

[–]NO_FUCKING_IDEA 2 points3 points ago

I wouldn't want my daughter fucking some cocksucker named BRODIE either.

[–]BobbyRayBands 2 points3 points ago

Hehe, he came.

[–]Herp_derpelson 2 points3 points ago

How does she want you to fuck her "little girl"

[–]notasubversive 2 points3 points ago

Misread as: "I came in my girlfriend's mom screaming at her about how she doesn't want me fucking her 'little girl.'"

[–]Crossthebreeze 1 point2 points ago

at first I read 'I came in my girlfriends mom...' and was like wtf and couldn't figure out how the image was relevant.

[–]Sdg68 1 point2 points ago

That is honestly the perfect gif for this subject.

[–]sjuskadur 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwxQf1lgJEY This is ken park. Watch it, it totally works out fine for that guy that does that thing you are probably thinking about doing after these comments. (fucking the mom that is.)

[–]Naltharion 1 point2 points ago

If you are fucking her... she ain't little! Not anymore... wink wink.

[–]Duuutch 1 point2 points ago

twitter is stealing from reddit now! https://twitter.com/#!/funnyur/status/205032989384642561

[–]danoll 1 point2 points ago

Came in and on*

[–]Redfoo 1 point2 points ago

I read this as "I cam in my girlfriend's mom screaming at her..."

[–]CaptainDudeGuy 1 point2 points ago

Whoops, I read that as "I camel nun girl fried noms creaming a there bout hows he does twat me fucking her 'little girl.'"

I got the important part right.

[–]hardcoresoftie 1 point2 points ago

I read "I came on my girlfriend's mom" and giggidy.

[–]subsequent 1 point2 points ago

Ha, you came.

[–]RedTheDopeKing 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else read the beginning as "I came on my girlfriend's mom..." ?

[–]mjacobs535 1 point2 points ago

i first read that as " I came on my girlfriends mom"...... prolly would have been a much better story

[–]sgtpppr 1 point2 points ago

Reaction gif tied to a fake story. To the top!

[–]lysdxc 1 point2 points ago

came

[–]Blobbyman 1 point2 points ago

Read that as "I came on my girlfriends mom". Had to check post

[–]havesometea1 1 point2 points ago

That sentence was hard to read.

[–]julessciii 1 point2 points ago

Thought this said "came on my gf's mom" Still an appropriate gif

[–]Bennetts_Cousin 1 point2 points ago

Should have said, "Can I fuck you then? That way I can be the real mother fucker you think I am."

[–]freddiefranks 1 point2 points ago

I read this exactly as it was written on the first go. Somehow I feel like I'm the one who messed up.

[–]HowAmIEvenAlive 1 point2 points ago

I seriously read "I came on my girlfriend's mom" Lost a little interest when I read the whole thing

[–]Tyaedalis 1 point2 points ago

Maybe you should try a more subtle entrance.

[–]FreshFruitCup 1 point2 points ago

I read that ALL wrong....

[–]jhp1016 1 point2 points ago

My girlfriends mom did the same thing but it's to late for the yelling.

[–]tothebrothel 1 point2 points ago

am i the only one who read "I came on my girlfriend's mom..."

[–]Dear_Journal 1 point2 points ago

Ask her if she would like to take her daughters place

[–]RageMorePlz 1 point2 points ago

Then maybe you shouldn't try to fuck 10 year olds.

[–]5h1tface 1 point2 points ago

I read this too fast while scanning for what to click, read: "I came on my girlfriends mom while screaming..."

[–]atl1015 1 point2 points ago

Parents like this need to chill out.. if it's not you, it's someone else. Unless they just never want grandkids.

[–]anonymizzle 1 point2 points ago

Lol....perfect.

[–]mr_scaredypants 4 points5 points ago

Uhm, good thing it wasn't her Dad, you'd be dead

[–]kingka 1 point2 points ago

I thought you said, "I came in my girlfriend's mom." Frightening.

[–]rolandparkwaydrive 1 point2 points ago

least she wasn't screaming about being jealous of her... that would have been awkward.

[–]nuclearblaster 5 points6 points ago

or...an opportunity!

[–]kwyjibo1230 1 point2 points ago

This gif is from Homer Loves Flanders in case anyone is wondering. Probably one of the funniest imo.

[–]raptorshadow 5 points6 points ago

"Come on Ned, move this thing!"

"I can't! It's a geo!"

[–]kwyjibo1230 2 points3 points ago

My sister and I nearly died laughing over that. That was essentially my car back in high school.

[–]snugglefuckwhat 1 point2 points ago

I came on my girlfriend's mom while she screamed for me to "fuck her little girl."

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[–]urgit39 1 point2 points ago

even here? leaves thread http://i.imgur.com/AMEjI.gif

[–]Kramer390 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I see this one, I think of Woody Allen's publicist.

[–]gigiwelch600 0 points1 point ago

Classic Homer. I wish I could pull that move off on the regs.

[–]donutsalad 0 points1 point ago

If your grilfriend's mom has a problem with you, kick her out of your house or apartment. You're an adult.