Oh the feeling of corn.

kevinbobevin · 4 months

That's some hard pour corn we've got going on here

Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet · 4 months

Wait'll she discovers it on the cob.

Jack_potGW · 4 months

Smother me in gravy you big dirty man

tuxedojacob · 4 months

This looks a little cornographic.

alaughinmoose · 4 months

Guy on the bench in the background wishes he had some corn.

kingofallryans34 · 4 months

Meanwhile, in Nebraska...

NRGYGEEK · 4 months

I used to babysit a kid who had a corn box instead of a sandbox. Apparently it has its advantages over the standard play equipment (mostly that you don't end up with a child who has sand all in his/her clothes), but you do need to be careful not to leave it out and exposed (though, you should really be doing this with a sandbox anyway since cats will use it as a litter box).

For other options instead of sand, I found this

Scarjaka · 4 months

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rawdoglife · 4 months

I've seen this corno

loki00 · 4 months

Soooo dirty

senorschmu · 4 months

Gentlemen...BEHOLD, CORN!

MOARfrosting · 4 months

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Rungottarun · 4 months

The touch, the feel... of kernels.

Aaronman · 4 months

My dick feels like corn.

apextek · 4 months

corn palace ND?

reverbs · 4 months

"Come to me animals! For I am your God!"

BigThig · 4 months

I found this a little too funny, what's happening to me?

Efflux · 4 months

When she gets older she is going to like creamed corn right there.

arniegrape · 4 months

Is this a theme park where the theme is Iowa?

Bread_Heads · 4 months

No more... no more popcorn!

dahveedibe · 4 months

The feeling is a-maize-ing.

tiexano · 4 months

WAIT, WAIT, non-US redditor here. You guys have sandboxes filled with corn? For children to play in? What the shuddering fuck????

aprilynn · 4 months

this reminds me of amelie when she puts her hand in the rice.

Melkor_Morgoth · 4 months

There are thousands and thousands of uses for corn, all of which I will tell you about right now.

MonstersCloset · 4 months

She's just asking to be popped.

zamattiac · 4 months

♪♪ She's a maniac, maniac, on the floor...

hellojosh · 4 months

Maized and cornfused

highvolt4g3 · 4 months

yaranaika?

mahdiakira · 4 months

I see most everyone here has never been in a corn box before. It's actually a really cool feeling. It's like if you put your hand in a big bucket of ball bearings. The way it molds to the shape of your hand, but constantly puts a bit of pressure on it from the weight. It's surprisingly relaxing.

grod87 · 4 months

Was this taken at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo? I have a very similar picture of my nephew doing nearly the same thing in what looks like the exact same spot. I might wait a week then post it for the karma.

LeCrazed · 4 months

Dat Corn!

gzizza16 · 4 months

Soft corn.

GreenSide159 · 4 months

In Nebraska we do corn boxes not sand boxes.

bi-curiousgeorge · 4 months

I used to work in a movie theater, and we kept a giant plastic bucket of corn behind the concession stand to scoop into the kettle as needed. Whenever I was feeling down, I would stick my whole arm in as far as I could, because for some reason, it feels awesome. One by one the other employees admitted they all did it, and agreed it feels rad.

Sandvicheater · 4 months

The man on the bench, "I survived Nam and now my granddaughter is erotically enjoying herself with corn.....what the hell did I do to deserve this??"

timo103 · 4 months

Corn, ribbed for her pleasure.

monkey_buttler · 4 months

cant breathe.. too much corn related laughter...

beachjustice · 4 months

I'm pretty impressed. I came expecting, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug." or "Meth; Not even once," to be the top comment or something but I finished before I checked the comments.

delicious_downvotes · 4 months

I am just laughing uncontrollably. What the fuck is she doing? Whyyyy? xD

MonsterIt · 4 months

missing something....

meangrampa · 4 months

Whatever turns your screws.

archonemis · 4 months

At first I was confused as to what I was supposed to be seeing.

Then I felt a little embarrassed for that poor kid who will now be immortalized.

thecanadianflu · 4 months

Good god I think I know her!

bluedragonlord64 · 4 months

Ladies and gentlemen : The American Midwest. I should know, I live there. (there's an annual "Corn Festival" a few towns over, I shit you not)

Mr_Tricycle · 4 months

I am your hay king!

fifilacoquette · 4 months

Too much corn makes your poop spiky.

KidMoxie · 4 months

Photocorned, classic.

wildGRUB123 · 4 months

...against my corny fingers, is almost orgasmiiiiic aheh!

tylerwatt12 · 4 months

was this at petitti's?

The_Billek · 4 months

I work with an autistic kid who really gets down in the corn bin at a local farmer's market. He'll play with, and run the corn through his fingers, he's like Scrooge McDuck in his gold vault. He'll do the the same with woodchips, dirt, sand, grass, and even his goldfish for snack. I wish there was something out there for me that would create such enjoyment of something so simple.

LevTheRed · 4 months

I think there's a word for that. Splooshing: the erotic act of pouring and/or rubbing foods on your body.

erdog22 · 4 months

This is amazing, the title makes it perfect

alienangel2 · 4 months

rhirhi1999 · 4 months

wow i remember this place. its in California right?

hookedupphat · 4 months

Rita corny Michael

sarcasm_included · 4 months

Corn on me!

Aitioma · 4 months

That's a weird fetish.

Kush_on_thebrain · 4 months

I don't think they notice, who doesn't love corn its in everything!!!

theAlphaginger · 4 months

Okay, I know there is a somebody around here who really fucking likes corn. We all know you're here. This is your time to shine.

sgtpppr · 4 months

I'm kind of shocked no one has posted that pic of the fat guy giving it to a sad chick from behind while eating a can of corn. I can't even find it myself to post it and it's a classic.

Noel_S_Jytemotiv · 4 months

Oh the feeling of corn:

That sluggish feeling when I hit the throttle because my gas tank is 10% full of it.

dannynewidea · 4 months

I read that as "Oh the feeling of scorn" and thought you were talking about the disgruntled chick in the background.

Dr_Explosion · 4 months

For some inexplicable reason, I thought of this song

Dullbert · 4 months

Looks like she's having a corngasm.

Naillilb · 4 months

You don't understand how good corn kernels feel until you've rolled around in them.

jaycrew · 4 months

i like corm

ab103630 · 4 months

OHHHHH YESSSSSS! SPREAD THOSE KERNELS ALL OVER ME

joeverdrive · 4 months

In Soviet Russia, bowl vomits on you

YOUR-UNCLE · 4 months

I've been in a corn box. It's incredibly fun.

StrictlyBusiness055 · 4 months

"OH, YEA, my dick feels like corn!" - Dane Cook

polysyllabist · 4 months

THIS LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN!!!

I WANT TO GO!!

Where is this and would it be creepy if a 29 year old man were to lay down giggling making corn angels?

TheDirtySanchez · 4 months

DEM THIGS

iamayam · 4 months

Corn store...

Jonah_Whale · 4 months

If you build it. She will pour corn on herself.

ghostly1001 · 4 months

The one thing that you will always rub on your body......... the love of corn.

This_isR2Me · 4 months

[insert korny corny horny joke here]

IWasGregInTokyo · 4 months

Shades of Anne Margaret and baked beans.

lauren239 · 4 months

Indiana, this has got to be Indiana...

sithlordawesome · 4 months

Only in Nebraksa.

dysprog · 4 months

This picture is Cornagraphic

DontCareWhatYouThink · 4 months

Yes Yes No Yes

xxLurker · 4 months

Brazzers logo anyone?

Aloaf · 4 months

Was Dwight Shrute running this?

Tmrmcc · 4 months

Dude I understand that girl completely. Have you ever been in one of those things? It's mothafuggin divine.

mikeees56 · 4 months

tits and vagina

pinkwhale · 4 months

gave that bitch some corn... bitches love corn.

KJTP · 4 months

She was the very last thing I saw.

MoroccoBotix · 4 months

"I'll have what she's having!"

PublicAccessNYC · 4 months

Stop with the corny jokes.

kompres · 4 months

LAAWWD! HAD THIS BEEN HFCS!

baolin21 · 4 months

Dafuq

[deleted] · 4 months

The thick girl in the middle looks good to me

ragweed · 4 months

Jesus, how many pairs of tits do I have to examine to see a joke around here?

Danjour · 4 months

This is one of those short bursts of extreme laughter posts.

cturnr · 4 months

Her?

IbidtheWriter · 4 months

*Insert corn-based pun here.

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