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[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

I think you would find that's not easy to do. Not only would you need to make an adapter to connect to the fitting on the fire extinguisher, you would need to build a system for charging it with pressurized gasoline. I'd just stick to the good old snake in a can.

[–]shitterplug 7 points8 points ago

After it's emptied, you can unscrew the top by hand and fill with whatever. Just unscrew nozzle and pressurize with an air compressor. The nozzle is usually a common thread, I went to the hardware store and just made a little adapter out of brass fittings. A regular air compressor is not going to be able to put more than about 200-300psi into it, but it's usually enough to push out the contents. I had one I'd fill with urine and whatnot.

[–]astralvortex 0 points1 point ago

I upvoted you and I feel bad. My upvote might cause someones house to burn down. Karma irony...

[–]Grant1231 0 points1 point ago

I have done that with actual gas before. It works great.

[–]Strawcrazyman 2 points3 points ago

Can of gasoline*

[–]skizfrenik_syco 6 points7 points ago

I'll call josh to put it out..

[–]OsamaBinJacob 5 points6 points ago

Like the time I filled my watergun with acid, but better!

[–]trollgeorge12 6 points7 points ago

Such a great repost!

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 34 points35 points ago

This is a novelty account I can get used to.

[–]adamdavidson 25 points26 points ago

WOW. For some reason I didn't see the username, and I didn't see the NSFW. That was a big surprise.

[–]ImSeeingRed 15 points16 points ago

Well it's a boob

[–]Replies_with_Boobs 23 points24 points ago

[–]Aurilion 20 points21 points ago

That's twice i have failed to read the username and twice i have been erectfully surprised.

[–]Torint 7 points8 points ago

Don't be too hard on yourself.

[–]indyK1ng 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, you really shouldn't beat yourself over it.

[–]fusrodaheveryday 8 points9 points ago

If 4chan has taught me anything it would be that tits are always relevant.

[–]bitcheslovedroids -5 points-4 points ago

How are they not relevant?

[–]Datastream 1 point2 points ago

You can't answer that because they are always relevant.

[–]Lorimor 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it, could you explain it to me again? and again? and again?...

[–]Cronax 2 points3 points ago

reminds me of an old Christopher Walken SNL sketch.

[–]spinozasrobot 1 point2 points ago

The mayo in the donuts is just a bit less... intense

[–]337lee 1 point2 points ago

mean (but hilarous)

[–]folderol 1 point2 points ago

Also a good method to deal with spiders.

[–]TrueMilli 1 point2 points ago

If reddit came up with this it would say "How to troll your friends".

[–]DrSouthWestSauceBaus 1 point2 points ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn...

[–]indyK1ng 0 points1 point ago

How did you catch the bandit?

[–]DrSouthWestSauceBaus 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I get the urge to go outside, I just reddit more.

[–]AceOfVerona 1 point2 points ago

i did the same thing basically, but instead i shot up a school.

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 0 points1 point ago

My friends are going to laugh so hard when I do this to them!

[–]JonFawkes 0 points1 point ago

Tell me exactly how you would go about filling a fire extinguisher with gasoline

[–]RageFace_Bacon 0 points1 point ago

In the end of it all be all. Like, GOT YA BITCH, HAHA WHAT AN IDIOT...

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

Or even better, remove the handle and stick it on a acetylene tank painted red. Hijinxs will ensue.

[–]zamattiac 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone know where the rest of these are?

[–]shoffing 0 points1 point ago

This is a very funny image you made! What did you make it with? I like your choice of font. I like the sudden delivery of the joke at the end, shock humor at its finest. You should feel proud of yourself for posting original content in the midst of these seas of reposts that I'm seeing these days. I salute you, keep fighting the good fight!

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fuck you and your reposting ways op

[–]Harold_Grundelson 1 point2 points ago

In Soviet Russia, fire extinguishes you.

[–]Rhombus_Jerk 0 points1 point ago

No that's pretty much everywhere.

[–]Lorimor 0 points1 point ago

Idiot! Do you know how DANGEROUS pressurized petrol products are? It could blow up in your face. Use fucking propane!

[–]SoggyCheez 0 points1 point ago

As long as it is at least funny and hasn't been re-posted a dozen times, I could really care less about it being a repost or not.

[–]Phygar -1 points0 points ago

You could do this, but only with a water fire extinguisher, which only an idiot would use on a grease fire anyway.

[–]theonlymax -1 points0 points ago

Well the extinguisher pictured would not work at all, that is an ABC/Dry chemical extinguisher by the looks of it. There is a feasible option and that would be extinguishers that use water and pressure to shoot streams of water like this . If you had one of those you could fill it with gasoline and pressurize it with an air hose.

[–]chasemedown -1 points0 points ago

dude... it's a fucking joke.

[–]theonlymax -2 points-1 points ago

[–]jklpuzo -2 points-1 points ago

You posting that so you can read it, overly serious internetter?

[–]theonlymax 0 points1 point ago

lolwut?

[–]reali-tglitch -1 points0 points ago

This made me lol very hard. Been a while.

[–]LetsMango -1 points0 points ago

I am laughing so hard that I am crying!

[–]econymous -1 points0 points ago

It wouldn't shoot anywhere without pressure.

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

[–]Jgarrett12 -1 points0 points ago

4chans way of prancing someone.

[–]Jgarrett12 0 points1 point ago

Pranking*

[–]thuhnc -2 points-1 points ago

Oh, the look on their horrified, helpless faces. What fun!

[–]freakyanimalz -2 points-1 points ago

Change name to. How to KILL your friends

[–]TrolololeBAW5E -3 points-2 points ago

that would be such an epic troll!

[–]MrRampage11410 -3 points-2 points ago

im starting to think reddit is a bad influence on me =P