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"Turtle" Burgers?! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ParticipleDangler 355 points356 points ago

That's not wtf. That's delicious.

[–]closernough 95 points96 points ago

Right? I don't see how this is wtf at all. Those are pretty awesome looking.

[–]valeriob 45 points46 points ago

This is unacceptable and OP needs to answer for her error.

kourogi, why did you think r/wtf was the best subreddit to post bacon and hotdogs? edit: for gender!

[–]Evesore 2 points3 points ago

The only WTF about this is that people upvoted it.
1) This picture is common as shit.
2) This in no way makes you say "WTF"

[–]coolnamenumbers 0 points1 point ago

Makes me say WTF am I not eating one right now for?

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    [–]centipedeseverywhere 11 points12 points ago

    Hot dogs wrapped in bacon. WTF that's genius.

    [–]ohsnapitstheclap 3 points4 points ago

    Take a skewer, and poke it through the end of a peice of bacon and into the end of a hot dog. Stop before it comes out the other end. wrap bacon around hot dog like a barber's pole, covering the whole hotdog. When you get to the end, finish pushing skewer out through other end of bacon. Cook in pan and enjoy. If you do it on the grill, it's best to warm the hot dog some as the bacon will cook real fast.

    [–]centipedeseverywhere 0 points1 point ago

    I'm an idiot. I've worked as a banquet server for years.

    [–]ohsnapitstheclap 0 points1 point ago

    And yet you haven't had bacon wrapped hot dogs?

    [–]centipedeseverywhere 0 points1 point ago

    I have, and that's why I'm an idiot.

    [–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

    WTF has been horrible today.

    [–]sirtophat 19 points20 points ago

    WTF has been horrible for about six months or so now.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

    Extremely valid point. I've gone through many accounts so this account doesn't reflect how long I've been here, but WTF is disgraceful now. Half of the mods are either seven years old OR not enough people have been to /b or spacedicks.

    [–]supernerd1123 1 point2 points ago

    since it made front page really

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

    This is true as well. But I think we are starting to hit rock bottom of content on this subreddit.

    [–]bobmillahhh 1 point2 points ago

    Hahahaha, I believe we can find a middle ground between the current state of wtf and spacedicks... I'm actually a subscriber to spacedicks, but I'm only good for about one visit a week.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

    Exactly. I only go to spacedicks or /b when I really need to have my world rocked by fucked up shit. But the things on WTF now are so mild (in comparison, obviously) in nature now.

    [–]seoulbandit84 9 points10 points ago

    /r/delicious_shit

    [–]bKzor 6 points7 points ago

    This does not exist ... you made me sad.

    [–]seoulbandit84 2 points3 points ago

    sorry. I was sad that nothing was in it after I typed the link

    [–]uioz 3 points4 points ago

    Now it does!

    [–]ParticipleDangler -3 points-2 points ago

    /r/FoodPorn

    [–]babaganoush19 3 points4 points ago

    I'm so happy

    [–]FishWash 7 points8 points ago

    You douchenozzle

    [–]i_see_you_jockin_me 14 points15 points ago

    In case anyone is wondering, ParticipleDangler linked /r/spacedicks(OBVIOUSLY NSFW) along with /r/foodporn

    [–]Davada 3 points4 points ago

    That's a pretty interesting combination... Very devious of him lol.

    [–]ParticipleDangler 5 points6 points ago

    Nice try, OP.

    [–]Davada 3 points4 points ago

    Nah, lol. I just admire trolls in their natural habitat. Anyone that can get poor, innocent people to click on spacedicks makes me smile. Plus, I enjoy a good trip to spacedicks every now and then.

    [–]ADD_attack 0 points1 point ago

    Thank you.

    [–]tamnoswal 0 points1 point ago

    and then r/WTD was born...

    [–]fishmaster2012 0 points1 point ago

    Amen, dude. My grandparents, bless them, made this for my graduation. So much sodium, but absolutely NO regrets. That masterpiece is a holy creation.

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      [–]StowersPowers 47 points48 points ago

      EpicMealTime is the shit!

      [–]cactrwar 5 points6 points ago

      BACON

      [–]Phrozen761 3 points4 points ago

      Ahhwwhh draawwwrippin' that a'chocolatee sauuwcee

      [–]cactrwar 1 point2 points ago

      reading this reply out of context really got me thinking.

      [–]babikb 0 points1 point ago

      Next level seafood making!

      [–]silentkill144 0 points1 point ago

      Baous sauce.

      [–]StreebsJewGold 10 points11 points ago

      Yeah no WTF. I want to eat this erreryday of my life. Think belongs in r/trees

      [–]Dapperdan814 4 points5 points ago

      Delicious meat SAUOWSE!

      [–]tumbleweed42 19 points20 points ago

      Not quite sure why, but I find this relevant

      [–]Belper34 5 points6 points ago

      Dude. That totally blew my mind. I have to try that.

      [–]jmdbcool 7 points8 points ago

      Don't do it. Just cut up some hot dogs and put them in your pasta.

      The noodles on the inside don't cook evenly with the outside, so you either get undercooked pasta inside hot dogs (which gives you a serious stomachache) or overcooked mushy pasta outside the hot dogs. Not worth it.

      [–]h1p1n3 6 points7 points ago

      Besides, they are uber creepy looking. These remind me of sentinels from The Matrix.

      [–]FlameSnare 1 point2 points ago

      You need to cut the hot dogs in smaller pieces. It works fine, I've done it plenty of times and the pasta cooks thoroughly.

      [–]YawnSpawner 1 point2 points ago

      I made it and paired it with velveeta (wasn't sure what sauce to use). Would not make it again. Just make mac n cheese and add cut up hotdogs.

      [–]jive495 0 points1 point ago

      I made these once, not worth the time. If you like hot dogs with your pasta, do as jmdbcool says and just cut them up and put them in with it.

      [–]celith7 1 point2 points ago

      That is amazing.

      [–]kourogi[S] 0 points1 point ago

      I saw that last year and made it for the kids in the daycare I used to run for Halloween. They loved it!

      [–]Asshole_Nord 8 points9 points ago

      You don't belong here in r/wtf.

      [–]ZombieFaceXP 11 points12 points ago

      Hamburger patties formed around hotdogs, wrapped in a lattice of bacon... GENIUS!!

      [–]godsdog23 2 points3 points ago

      Shut up and take my money

      [–]gimpdaddy01 7 points8 points ago

      Here's an idea replace hot dogs with brats. Just think about that for a while.

      [–]JustCouldntStayAway 15 points16 points ago

      I like it! It would certainly cut down on the number of annoying children in the world.

      [–]djepik_is_evil 1 point2 points ago

      Now you're thinking like a midwesterner.

      [–]seoulbandit84 1 point2 points ago

      thought about it. love it.

      [–]Mustangbex 3 points4 points ago

      Definitely making these for my boyfriend's birthday now.

      [–]PurpleFish12 3 points4 points ago

      I wish I was your boyfriend.... I want these for my birthday.

      [–]YawnSpawner 2 points3 points ago

      I'd be fine with just birthday sex.

      [–]Mustangbex 1 point2 points ago

      He was born on the Fourth of July- he gets these, sex, AND fireworks and guns.

      'MERICA!

      [–]YawnSpawner 0 points1 point ago

      ...that's my birthday. Are you some kind of creepy stalker? I'm not even joking.

      Proof.

      [–]Mustangbex 0 points1 point ago

      Nah, I'm in NV- 7/29 here... but you're a young'en!

      [–]MisterCyanide 0 points1 point ago

      Whoa, 4th of July here as well!

      Proof

      Timing was a little off.

      [–]PurpleFish12 0 points1 point ago

      No. Burgers, I'd be fine with just burgers.

      [–]RayBarone 0 points1 point ago

      Virgin alert

      [–]YawnSpawner 0 points1 point ago

      And? I don't really see any cons to that, but I do see some pros... Like I know for a fact that I am STD free. There's also a 0% chance of a future SO being jealous about my past conquests. I get my free wizard badge in a little over 6 years.

      [–]RayBarone 0 points1 point ago

      Another pro: Getting laid on your birthday is a good enough present.

      [–]YawnSpawner 0 points1 point ago

      Can I at least get a card? Do hookers have a birthday special? That'd be the real girlfriend experience, give me a card and a balloon with my birthday sex.

      [–]new_tab420 0 points1 point ago

      very reddit

      [–]Miora 0 points1 point ago

      I told my boyfriend this earlier today and he complained because his birthday is in December. I guess I should start looking up recipes and plan for this summer.

      [–]Lillipout 7 points8 points ago

      Real turtle meat is more delicious than these frankenturtleburgers.

      [–]lacunae_88 1 point2 points ago

      nice

      [–]tomgoren 0 points1 point ago

      Reminds me of the brilliant QI bit on Giant Tortoises.

      [–]Davada 0 points1 point ago

      Its sad how under eaten turtle's are. I praise the gospel of turtle meat, but am only met by, "Dafuq?"

      [–]seoulbandit84 -4 points-3 points ago

      false.

      [–]dragonite_life 0 points1 point ago

      Source?

      [–]seoulbandit84 0 points1 point ago

      dwight schrute

      [–]seoulbandit84 1 point2 points ago

      This is on par with a turducken or in this case a Burbacdog

      [–]JustCouldntStayAway 1 point2 points ago

      Uh. If by WTF you mean "Why The Fuck am I not eating this right now?"

      [–]aboardthegravyboat 1 point2 points ago

      anybody have instructions? are the dogs cut in half and stuck into the beef? how hard is it to weave the bacon around like that?

      6 days until memorial day...

      [–]milleribsen 1 point2 points ago

      bacon weave isn't difficult, you do it separately then wrap the sheet around whatever you're making.

      [–]MrRexTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

      That shit looks delicious

      [–]GomoGomon 1 point2 points ago

      I SEENT IT

      [–]viceroy76 1 point2 points ago

      If someone were to steal one, they'd be a Turtle Burger Burglar.

      [–]-MD- 1 point2 points ago

      Someone is painfully late to the party on this one.

      [–]Doug1eFresh 1 point2 points ago

      I WANT A RECIPE FOR THESE RIGHT NOW!!!!

      [–]entcinoman 1 point2 points ago

      This is wtf ... and NSFW

      [–]Beachchris 3 points4 points ago

      OMG THE TEEN AGED MUNTAN NINJA TURTLE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

      [–]Tictac64 4 points5 points ago

      those are from epic meal time, aren't they?

      [–]Tasty_Bag 9 points10 points ago

      Nope. Epic Meal Time did make them, but this picture has been around the web for at least two years. I have that same picture from an chain email blast back in 2010

      [–]mathangis 1 point2 points ago

      I want proof.

      [–]Tasty_Bag 3 points4 points ago

      Proof1
      Proof2
      EpicMealTime posted their video on May 24th, 2011: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toiLy3R-38M

      [–]dotted 0 points1 point ago

      i can vouch for him on this

      [–]Bunnythelifeguard 1 point2 points ago

      That's not wtf, that's the best idea of the day.

      [–]Senjiroh 1 point2 points ago

      Repost burgers.

      [–]cantbebothered -1 points0 points ago

      its a keto thing. High protein high fat. check out /r/keto for similar deliciousness.

      [–]Jar20 0 points1 point ago

      God I want turtle burgers so bad now! Where can I get a turtle lol

      [–]delisl52 0 points1 point ago

      Saw this on Gabriel Iglasias's Facebook page this morning. I drooled then and I'll drool now.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

      We made these once, blazed as hell, and repaced the hamburger bun with johnsonville brat patties. I don't have to tell you how amazing it was.

      [–]hunibeer 0 points1 point ago

      Hot dogs, burgers, and bacon. Nothing wrong there.

      [–]hemingwayszombycorps 0 points1 point ago

      Mother of god, i now must go get hot dogs, and ground beef...

      [–]lacunae_88 0 points1 point ago

      i'm turtley blown away by this shell shocking burger. Splinter would be proud!

      [–]DayManASP 0 points1 point ago

      DAT BACON.... Feels so good man.

      [–]MrZeng 0 points1 point ago

      Epic meal time!!!

      [–]RetailJoke 0 points1 point ago

      Turgers.

      [–]YoshiCopter 0 points1 point ago

      That's one hell of a bacon weave.

      [–]HanukkahMonster 0 points1 point ago

      I've made these before! They are AMAZING!!!

      [–]NinjaStain 0 points1 point ago

      Ya I can honestly say I'd eat the shit out a that....and the outside too.

      [–]equalizing 0 points1 point ago

      What you know about turtles?

      [–]Ghetto_DirtyBird 0 points1 point ago

      This is beautiful, I need to know how to make this.

      [–]hoard 0 points1 point ago

      This is practically a Pintrest post.

      [–]ontheone 0 points1 point ago

      Now we know what Theo Huxtable was talking about when he kept asking for 'Bacon Burger Dogs'.

      [–]torino_nera 0 points1 point ago

      i was kinda grossed out at first, but now i'm really hungry.

      [–]gofistyourself 0 points1 point ago

      that needs to "slowly" make its way to r/awesome

      [–]ninjames 0 points1 point ago

      WOW

      [–]rufkmrnow 0 points1 point ago

      you should post this in r/trees

      [–]jmac11qb 0 points1 point ago

      My girlfriends roommate showed me a picture of this a while ago too. I've come to the conclusion that the real WTF here is for that of someone who has not seen an episode of EPICMEALTIME

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

      pure awesome

      [–]KOLT45zz 0 points1 point ago

      I am no longer Jewish after seeing this.

      [–]StinkySteve123 0 points1 point ago

      I'm ready to die now knowing that such delicious confections exist on Earth. :)

      [–]OMGBLACKPOWER 0 points1 point ago

      This was on the front page yesterday. YESTERDAY. FOR FUCKS SAKE.

      [–]kikster199 0 points1 point ago

      One word, 'Merica...

      [–]LionEyes 0 points1 point ago

      I WANT A TURTLE BURGER!!

      [–]Farvamus_prime 0 points1 point ago

      Sweet mother of pearl that is the most awesome thing I have seen in a while! I am gonna try these next time i grill burgers!

      [–]artichoke_heart 0 points1 point ago

      This is totally not wtf material. It should go in r/food. Besides that, old news.

      [–]pfalcon42 0 points1 point ago

      I think I just had a little heart attack just looking at those.

      [–]pipboy793 0 points1 point ago

      Do americans have real sausages? Or just hot dogs.. Genuine question

      [–]PissedOnBible 0 points1 point ago

      Both

      [–]thiscrapagain 0 points1 point ago

      Put this in /r/foodporn where it belongs

      [–]Aleksander73 0 points1 point ago

      If you are ever in the Cayman Islands, stop by Myrtle's on West Bay road. You can get a REAL turtle burger!

      [–]Kill_ItWithPitchfork 0 points1 point ago

      10/10 Would devour that morsel.

      [–]madusa77 0 points1 point ago

      I feel the heart attack coming on already.

      [–]Drag_QueenScene 0 points1 point ago

      That may be a heart attack but it looks delicious!

      [–]RichSnitch 0 points1 point ago

      Explain yourself! How are you made?

      [–]buttercupchico 0 points1 point ago

      thats creative!!!

      [–]BIGLEX76 0 points1 point ago

      Turtlefrankenbaconburgers

      [–]wildlikechildren365 0 points1 point ago

      I'll take two, please.

      [–]ThatGuyRememberMe 0 points1 point ago

      Direct that to /r/trees or /r/thingsthatmakeyoudrool

      [–]Roman420 0 points1 point ago

      Bacon Rapped turtle mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

      [–]kendall12321232 0 points1 point ago

      EpicMealTime!

      [–]kristinadney 0 points1 point ago

      Where can I get one? This looks fucking delicious

      [–]Atomicgardenhose 0 points1 point ago

      just a heart attack waiting to happen

      [–]KNUBBS 0 points1 point ago

      Seems like an epic mealtime appetizer.

      [–]Warhawk84 0 points1 point ago

      is that why that kid said he likes turtles?!?!?!? shit no wonder!

      [–]presidential805 0 points1 point ago

      Epic. Meal. Time.

      [–]Tnoel212 0 points1 point ago

      This does not belong in /r/wtf. It belongs in my stomach.

      [–]drashubxvi 0 points1 point ago

      Ohhh I thought this was r/WonderfullyTemptingFood.. My bad .__.

      [–]mdbolto 0 points1 point ago

      I made these a couple years ago with venison. Mouthwateringly delicious.

      [–]chivalric_impulse 0 points1 point ago

      Not enough meat for my taste.

      [–]Asapara 0 points1 point ago

      Needs more cheese.

      [–]Minutes2Midnight 0 points1 point ago

      Epic Meal Time

      [–]cocomutts 0 points1 point ago

      Um...recipe, please?

      [–]flipfapper 0 points1 point ago

      I just came

      [–]tom0824 0 points1 point ago

      Epic Meal Time Much???

      [–]TheLowEndTheory 0 points1 point ago

      http://i.imgur.com/eaWkI.png

      [–]GMasterIII 0 points1 point ago

      Made 'em a few times, taste like real turtle! Cook for a long time over low heat.

      [–]evan8er12 0 points1 point ago

      That was on epic meal time

      [–]Skwerley 0 points1 point ago

      This is food, this is not "WTF."

      [–]trollerderpy 0 points1 point ago

      This picture is EVERYWHERE. I saw it on thisiswhyyourefat.com a year or two or three ago. It was back when that website still existed.

      [–]Garenzo 0 points1 point ago

      Well, at least they aren't turducken burgers.

      [–]oh-matthew 0 points1 point ago

      I looked at the middle picture first... I was disturbed.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

      I am so wanting that right now!

      [–]barbandit87 0 points1 point ago

      Epic Meal Time

      [–]bangupjobasusual 0 points1 point ago

      Smart.

      [–]Matti_Matti_Matti 0 points1 point ago

      False.

      These are clearly tortoises. Turtles have flippers, which would be flat, not rounded.

      [–]Sacriliciousmmmm 0 points1 point ago

      Made these a few months back. They are much less threatening if you add googley eyes.

      [–]spases 0 points1 point ago

      i dunno man, the sum of the parts is looking like overkill to me :c

      [–]Amigos39 0 points1 point ago

      My family makes these all the time...

      [–]poundcake2010 0 points1 point ago

      EpicMealTime?

      [–]Attendant 0 points1 point ago

      And an hour later the turtles be-a-peekin'.

      [–]CynicalPineapple 0 points1 point ago

      No cheese, Blasphemy!!

      [–]EagleWolf 0 points1 point ago

      Zow-ie mama...

      [–]Alucardracula13 0 points1 point ago

      Somebody has never heard of EpicMealTime.

      [–]nonewjobs 0 points1 point ago

      If anyone is interested, this is from the Southern Culture on the Skids website. (http://scots.com)

      [–]Klime22[!] 0 points1 point ago

      This is less WTF and more delicious lol

      [–]jbrought232 0 points1 point ago

      Those look awesome

      [–]iToldYouiWasAWizard 0 points1 point ago

      Saw something like this on raising hope

      [–]1MintBerryCrunch1 0 points1 point ago

      oh my good god i must eat this.

      [–]kmalgren 0 points1 point ago

      Woah wow, me and my friends literally made these two days ago, crazy.

      EDIT: Mixed cheese and onions in with the patty, and yes they were delicious.

      [–]shalimarlolmar 0 points1 point ago

      That's my dinner tonight. No doubt

      [–]OrphanWaffles 0 points1 point ago

      Sweet jesus have mercy. Where do i find these?

      [–]hzlaugher 0 points1 point ago

      That was on Epic Meal Time.

      [–]srock456 0 points1 point ago

      they look as delicious as reddit

      [–]revrend_ 0 points1 point ago

      DON'T GET YOUR TITS IN A FUCKING TWIST, THEY'RE JUST FOOD MADE INTO THE SHAPE OF A TURTLE.

      EDIT: Are you fucking kidding OP? Not only is this re-hashed content but it's a misleading title, and it's on the wrong subreddit. Twat.

      [–]pencock 0 points1 point ago

      Frankly, I find this turtley disgusting on several grounds.

      edit: BACON.

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

      I see you found my experiments. Lol

      [–]throwing_myself_away -1 points0 points ago

      Who knew turtles could be so DELICIOUS LOOKING!?!?!

      [–]pressthebutt0n -1 points0 points ago

      EMT

      [–]luthin2000 -3 points-2 points ago

      I love bacon as much as the next guy, but that looks disgusting

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