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[–]Thinandbony 9 points10 points ago

[–]sipoloco 1 point2 points ago

[–]HgUuGiGtIaEr 16 points17 points ago

[–]Shaguar 1 point2 points ago

Came here to insinuate this.

[–]HgUuGiGtIaEr 0 points1 point ago

I like your name.

[–]Shaguar 1 point2 points ago

[–]HgUuGiGtIaEr 0 points1 point ago

[–]SimilarImage 40 points41 points ago

[–]rbevans 35 points36 points ago

Why the hell does everything need Fixing?

[–]johnny_appletits 6 points7 points ago

And it definitely isn't even funny. AND it was just posted yesterday in pics. AND like you said: nothing was fucking broken.

[–]DariusBlack 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, fuck off with your fixing you worthless karma whores. THIS IS NOT CONTENT.

Post it in the original goddamn thread if you have to.

[–]theamplifiedorganic 5 points6 points ago

2 teams of 10, each armed with those massive padded Q-Tip staffs.

BATTLE FUCKING ROYALE

[–]Trollstank 10 points11 points ago

This isn't funny. Just fucking awesome.

[–]nachbarn95 6 points7 points ago

Suddenly I remembered about this village.

[–]CzechsMix 2 points3 points ago

that's fucking crazy.

[–]FingerMeElmo 0 points1 point ago

It's all fun until you fall with a swiss army knife in your pocket.

[–]jojojok 4 points5 points ago

The company that makes them is called Wibit. You can buy them from this site: http://crs4rec.com/index.php/crs-products/crs-fun-with-water/aqua-parks/wibit/

It costs about $75,000 (Time to start collecting money)

[–]zovm 3 points4 points ago

[–]sr20inans2000 6 points7 points ago

i dont care what these kids say, i've been on reddit for almost a year now, im 23 years old and i wish i was on that fucking thing bouncing right now!

[–]defriscomj 2 points3 points ago

Please, I don't care about the reposts. Someone just tell me where I can buy this!

[–]yukisho 6 points7 points ago

[–]Microfuzz 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Lethal Lava Land from Super Mario 64.

[–]PongApp 0 points1 point ago

God damn it! I was just about to post this! I agree so much. First thing I thought of.

[–]Microfuzz -1 points0 points ago

For once I beat someone to it! Sorry pal :(

[–]PongApp 0 points1 point ago

Haha no sweat, I'm just glad im not a total weirdo! (okay, maybe just not as MUCH of a weirdo.)

[–]Microfuzz 1 point2 points ago

What's with the downvotes? Reddit is mean.

[–]noggin_potato 1 point2 points ago

Not funny. I'd love to have a go on this though.

[–]uofmike 5 points6 points ago

I said the same thing the moment I met my wife

[–]amazingmaximo 0 points1 point ago

[–]XZlayeD 0 points1 point ago

that thing must be crazy slippery

[–]chattcyclist 0 points1 point ago

They have this at Callaway Gardens in Pine Mountain, GA. I'll be playing on it in a few weeks. :)

[–]madworld 0 points1 point ago

must be fairly new

[–]chattcyclist 0 points1 point ago

It is, they had it last year though. The two years before that, they had Iceberg Island. Just a big inflated iceberg with handholds and whatnot. Some kids fucked it up though, so they got this! :D

[–]I_POTATO_PEOPLE 1 point2 points ago

BEST. REPOST. EVER.

Actually, not so much.

[–]Grim914 0 points1 point ago

It reminds me of a dock in Age of Empires. Though a lot less dirt used to construct it.

[–]taion809 0 points1 point ago

yeah best toy ever, until you realize you're actually on top of a secret shark laboratory.

[–]drawingdead0 0 points1 point ago

so.... much.... WANT.

[–]Hagathorthegr8 0 points1 point ago

I want this so bad it hurts

[–]Yoshi_Girl 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, why didn't I win that huge jackpot 2 months ago?!

[–]Ecir 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a map on Halo.

[–]Batboylives 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why but the wave jumper was awesome and this creeps me out. I know there's a few sharks just doing laps around it waiting for a slow guy to jump a liiitle too far out.

[–]rainbowsunshine1 0 points1 point ago

omgomgomgomgomgomgogmogmogmg plz plz be real and in some place where i can go soon

[–]horseyhorseyhorsey 0 points1 point ago

i bought one of these. when i got it out of the box it was only 6 inches square.

[–]dkading13 1 point2 points ago

You mean Best Sex Toy Ever . . ammiright?

[–]OGEkans 0 points1 point ago

Does this remind anyone else of Pacifidlog town from Ruby/Sapphire?

[–]ImTheBanker 0 points1 point ago

I would be perfectly happy floating out so sea in that bitch.

[–]Obi-StacheKenobi 0 points1 point ago

delete

[–]rpry25 0 points1 point ago

Only takes 2 days to inflate!

[–]trimeta -1 points0 points ago

Fuck no, we're not having a week of "BEST. TOY. EVER. [Fixed] [Fixed] [FINAL fixed] [For real this time]" posts.

[–]emojobo 1 point2 points ago

Its all fun and games until the inflatable version of Lord of the Flies begins.

[–]misterschmoo 1 point2 points ago

I hate the illustrations on the boxes of these inflatable toys on the outside they show you that and inside you get this

http://shedblog.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pool-slide.png

[–]bakuretsu 0 points1 point ago

INCORRECT.

As a new homeowner (and, as goes without saying, adult) this is the best toy ever.

http://i.imgur.com/ub0ny.jpg

[–]dinosaur_jr 0 points1 point ago

I call dibs on reposting this tomorrow.

[–]big_bigowski 0 points1 point ago

fuck you

[–]analblast69 0 points1 point ago

Until it deflates and sinks

[–]ChillsWithKittens 0 points1 point ago

if I had a child for every time this has been reposted, I'd be Kony..

[–]spoilz 0 points1 point ago

I want to play on this so badly it makes me wet.

[–]admo_homo -1 points0 points ago

Can anyone explain to me how or why it's appropriate to refer to this thing (or the blue pier it purports to be fixing) as a "toy?"

[–]Spooge_mc_goo 1 point2 points ago

Uhm... cause it is? -_-

[–]sipoloco 0 points1 point ago

This is hilarious.

[–]ShredderSan -1 points0 points ago

I read the title in Rainbow Dashes voice...

[–]rawdoglife -1 points0 points ago

I just bought 2 of those.

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[–]Spooge_mc_goo 1 point2 points ago

I laughed, so now its met the qualifications. Go be negative somewhere else.