OOHH THE LAWD ALMIGHTY

responds_in_verse · 3 months

They saw how he danced, and the people were awed;
epileptic messiah, the chosen of God.
The LORD did descend, and His message was heard,
for He said to His people: "The Bird is the Word."

BanditoRojo · 3 months

May I kindly request a witness?

BobbyDigital_ncsu · 3 months

I can relate. Sometimes I'm at church and I too forget that I'm not still at the GWAR concert from the night before.

slayforthebay · 3 months

i whip my hair back and forth

Verbally · 3 months

Relevant!

Komplete_Bullshit · 3 months

Drop it hard, Rev. Skrillex

MBhustler · 3 months

This should be in r/metal

starsheep4 · 3 months

Because no one else did this mashup yet....

slyfox1908 · 3 months

Ragdoll physics are getting more lifelike.

Fruity_Pies · 3 months

That's baptazia mate.

fenixqns · 3 months

Ah 'Catching the Holy Ghost'

Sounds and looks silly, but go to a Baptist Christian church and you will see this. I saw it quite often, one that sticks out was an 8 y/o who would dance like this in the aisle. One of the many reason I have 'left the faith'

HungLikeMosquito · 3 months

Really, why the fuck do people do this? Am I missing something? The whole raising of hands in church bothers me too. I understand it's to surrender, accept, whatever is being fed to you in musical form. But seriously?? Maybe I'm just too negative in life, but I have never been so remotely happy that I instantaneously bust out in dance acting maniacally. Don't get me started on speaking in tongues.

Traptin_85 · 3 months

she's got the lawd in her!

also cocaine

actually, it's mostly just cocaine

HollaJames · 3 months

see, I knew Whitney would pull through.

TheFulcrum · 3 months

First and only time I want to add dubstep to something.

fetusmuffins · 3 months

Why hasn't anyone done this yet?

mikephreak · 3 months

"These be some fresh beats!" Relevant

Austinlegend · 3 months

I don't know how this hasn't been put in here yet, but here you go.

Edit for correct URL: http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-crazy-woman-dancing-computer-library.gif

I_Key_Cars · 3 months

Churches are absolutely packed full of crazy people.

ACTUAL_BACKSTORY · 3 months

Tracy was feeling a little sick: her back was aching, her neck felt like someone had stabbed it, and her head was throbbing. There was still an hour until church, so Tracy popped some tylenol in the hopes that it would, even momentarily, provide her some relief.

Moments before it was time to leave, Tracy called to Mat, her roommate, to see if this was the week he was going to give up his life of unenlightenment and join her in church. Unsurprisingly, Mat opted to stay. Tracy sighed, massaged her forehead, and fell into a trance where she began to feel her face. She quickly snapped out of it, but seemed confused. Although she was not quite sure what had just happened, she knew she was going to be late if she waited any longer, so she walked out of the apartment and closed the door behind her.

At the same time, Mat decided to go check on his burgeoning collection of mescaline pills. Although they were easy to come by, he was concerned when he saw that two of them were not there. He looked up, and could only think what might be happening to Tracy right now.

The_Kio · 3 months

Religion - Not even once.

chunkable · 3 months

I have exorciiiiiised the demons!

evilpoptart · 3 months

I was expecting her to crack her skull on the pew.

stickybuds420 · 3 months

cocaines a hell of a drug

GodlessMe · 3 months

I went to church once with a friend. People were jumping up and doing this during the prayer. Between the hard ass bench and these people having seizures, made it f'n impossible to sleep.

ikillbambis · 3 months

Do the stanky leg?

lemev2 · 3 months

Seizure Time.

bigbluebear · 3 months

I got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell.

yourafagyourafag · 3 months

It's funny because she's black.

chefandfoodcolumnist · 3 months

I fling my locks hither and yon.

lumberjack2012 · 3 months

She had a revelation!

jeffarei · 3 months

the fuck stops here by reggie and the full effect, happened to be playing as i opened this gif...

perfection.

Hardtopickaname · 3 months

Now with appropriate sound!

end_guy · 3 months

How I dance to Dub Step

fueledsrt · 3 months

SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reacher · 3 months

They hear me glossolalia-in'

They hatin'

bikeninja · 3 months

Listening to this song while watching this gif is pretty awesome (I was about halfway through).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUgktUe6q2s

RzK · 3 months

"My child.. I command thee to move thy hair to and fro"

1hourname · 3 months

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!

BumbleSteez · 3 months

Best title ever.

machzel08 · 3 months

Having worked for a black church I can say this was a frequent occurrence. As was 60+ old women dancing till they collapsed at which point no one checked to see if they were dead, instead they praised how much spirit they had. O_O

sjl127 · 3 months

This I will never get.

cannabist · 3 months

lol religion

BlueMunky · 3 months

That's just Thursday night's Church Aerobics. Sweating to the old testament.

spinlock · 3 months

In today's service, we've secretly replaced the host with crack rocks. Let's watch what happens.

rash1981 · 3 months

This is Relevant

Spooge_mc_goo · 3 months

Baptazia.

tonyflow · 3 months

Crystal Methodist Church?

musicnote · 3 months

Watch the movie Marjoe...this is nothing!!!

TheRoachKing · 3 months

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS WHILE LISTING TO SABOTAGE BY THE BESTY BOYS!!!!ROFLOL

adanvdo · 3 months

Her neck is going to hurt on Monday...

interflop · 3 months

This song goes well with this gif..

CleverU5ERNAME · 3 months

THIS is how you dance to dubstep

eooxx · 3 months

Ctrl + F "whip" gives 25 returns. Curse my lateness!!

allambis · 3 months

Rock on crazy lady.

madest · 3 months

Looks like that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine's dancing was ridiculed.

skalp69 · 3 months

Whipping my hair back and forth is so better in da church

xXKILLA_D21Xx · 3 months

As I was watching this I was wondering how that weave was holding together

DoubleTrump · 3 months

Play this in the background

thecabinfool · 3 months

was totally listening to a hardcore metal breakdown when i clicked the link... almost peed myself...

Awps · 3 months

That was the sickest Slayer concert ever. Ripped the roof off that place!

thabossmane · 3 months

I didnt know they were making another exorcist movie.

Last_Gigolo · 3 months

Why the heck do people do that in church ?

It makes no sense.

trout_whisperer · 3 months

WUB WUB WUB WUB

psychroclasm · 3 months

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!

PeacockDoom · 3 months

Can someone explain the logic or lack thereof behind this? I've never understood these weird movements.

actonesceneone · 3 months

KFC buckets just went half price!

EmergencyExit85 · 3 months

Some people are fucking nuts

Scramisaur · 3 months

GET DUH WAHTA NIGGUH!

Zoshchenko · 3 months

Nope, nothing the least bit strange about religion.

Viva_Humanarchy · 3 months

Pardon me. Sorry to bother you, but I think I must be lost. I was looking for the front page of Reddit, but all I see is racism, sexism and middle-school shenanigans. Could you point me back toward the internet's liberal utopia?

barium111 · 3 months

This is your brain on religion :)

chumprock · 3 months

I've had moments like that at Dead shows.

Slimjim0617 · 3 months

I was listening to this and nearly died laughing.

rammsdell · 3 months

BERZERKER GIFSOUND

cardboardbob99 · 3 months

there for worship service or exorcism?

Zaccrick86 · 3 months

QUICKLY! CALL THE PARAMEDICS!

skullmonkey420 · 3 months

OH MY GOD!!

funny_haha · 3 months

I was listening to music and it synced up perfectly

casseyben · 3 months

"just keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'..."

milleribsen · 3 months

oh charismatics.

schwerpunk · 3 months

This is working with all of my Castlevania remixes. :D

indyajr · 3 months

made me think of this scene

Yoshi_Girl · 3 months

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it!

JordyMOOcow · 3 months

Growing up going to church 3 times a week as a child, this was by far the toughest thing to resist laughing at.

abenfVA · 3 months

the last time skrillex was invited back to church

AutumnEmber · 3 months

The only time I can tolerate going to church. I love seeing these crazy people.

coffee-is-coffee · 3 months

It's surprisingi how she didn't break her neck...

KiLLaKRaGGy · 3 months

This song instantly started playing in my head watching that

Tastygroove · 3 months

I'm on a mission from god.

chefmcduck · 3 months

Must be a good church session.

guy_following_you · 3 months

Shaken baby syndrome here I come!

KlobbLoblaw · 3 months

"I tole you that bitch crazy!"

suoirotoN · 3 months

This is what I look like when I'm seeing Dubstep live.

Wiseguy57 · 3 months

How I feel when I get my first upvote.

Shanhaevel · 3 months

uuh... I'd rather call an exorcist or sth... Damn.

djloreddit · 3 months

im convinced this is the reason religion has lasted so long:

its gives people a reason to twerk it.

NunsOnFire · 3 months

It's funny because from one perspective, someone could say she's being posessed by the holy spirit. On the other hand, someone could say she's being posessed by the devil.

I got my vote in for Funkmaster Flex.

DingoDance · 3 months

LETS OPEN UP THIS PIT.

mikewatson87 · 3 months

She whips her hair back and fourth

sexi_squidward · 3 months

Girl needs an exorcist...the fuck?

iNNeRKaoS · 3 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_yF6-3pXdw

Liefx · 3 months

They were listening to Skrillex.

Oct2006 · 3 months

Aliens.

Novelt_Acct · 3 months

Shake it, shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture

lovephotogyou · 3 months

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH

aSpanishGoat · 3 months

KEENAN GET OFF OR REDDIT AND GO OUTSIDE.

funny

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