... some friends found him half conscious, decided to keep the prank going and moved him into a cave and blocked the entrance with a heavy boulder. 3 days later Jesus awoke in the cave, with the most wicked hangover ever... to his luck he found a small hole big enough for him to crawl out of. Jesus was determined to get everyone back for the big prank. After everyone was sure Jesus had forgotten all about that CRAZY couple nights, Jesus invited everyone to dinner. He provided food and beverages. Jesus decided this would be his opportunity. He cut himself deep enough to bleed, putting a couple of drops into a random cup. He realised he still had a scab from scraping his knee while crawling out of the hole days earlier, so he decided to tear it off and insert it into a, again random, piece of bread. While everyone was eating Jesus could barely contain his laughter, but he managed to hold it in until everyone had finished their meal. Then he came clean with a loud laugh... "Oh man, one of you fuckers totally just ate me up, and swallowed me." He exclaimed.

This was forever remembered as the night Jesus went too far. Nobody wanted to talk to him after that. Although, his friends wrote a book about this to warn people of the terrible pranks Jesus played... people TOTALLY misinterpreted it.