What I feel like doing to my graduating class.

thejbrand · 3 months

Ah to be a rebellious non-conforming teenager...

Might_Be_A_Porn_Star · 3 months

I wanted to fuck everyone too

AMuellerIceBagVagina · 3 months

I liked everyone in my graduating class of 120. Many are still my best friends to this day.

Roash · 3 months

I do this nearly every time I drink. Ahha.

opus666 · 3 months

I felt this way during high school graduation too, thinking that I'll be off with intelligent people that I have meaningful conversations and memories in college. Nope!

OhMyWhatIsThat · 3 months

Kindof ashamed to say it, but on my last day of high school I just stood by my locker as everyone walked by me, giving them all a nice "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you" as they all walked by. High school wasn't all that terrible, looking back.

wcorissa · 3 months

Yes! When I graduated high school I left my graduation immediately I didn't even throw my cap. I just got right up, said screw all of you under my breath, and left. I wasn't even unpopular, but rather I was quietly surrounded by lots of ignorant people.

Funkafize · 3 months

AH! Let me tell you, it is such a good feeling!

When I was in Junior High I was extremely obese and let's face it, socially incapable. Everyone in my class made my life a living hell, tormenting me both physically and mentally. I had to see a therapist and even attempted suicide.

By the time I had reached High School I had thinned out, gotten muscular, extremely socially outgoing, and for the most part completely normal. No one made fun of me anymore. But no matter what I was never able to forgive those bastards.

In english class some fellow seniors asked me if I was going to go to post grad. I told them no. When they asked why I told them "because I hate all of you and I don't want to spend any more time with you people than I have to"

Man, it felt good...

Mitz510 · 3 months

I guess you didn't have many friends.

I graduate next week and I have a feeling that I'm gonna tear up because I'm not gonna see many of those people ever again.

Askeee · 3 months

My mom said I would be glad I attended my graduation. That was eight years ago and I'm still waiting for the glad to kick in.

trev1691 · 3 months

Do what I did delete them all off of facebook or any sites like that and never look back.

noctuae- · 3 months

I hate/love my graduating class. Our school's grad classes each have a chant we'd yell at prep rallies.

"'1-2~ Fuck you!" Was my class' chant.

NetzInTheKitchen · 3 months

That's what my entire graduating class feels like doing to a certain dean at school. Every. Single. Student.

drdangerous · 3 months

Dat loop

Gravitationalrainbow · 3 months

The ~25 people from my class that I see regularly aren't bad, it's everyone else that makes me want to shoot up the school.

SerendipityElixir · 3 months

The comments really scare me. Why do like 85% of redditors want to say "fuck you" to there high school classmates?

Argue all you want about the internet, but I'm pretty sure I couldn't get 85% of a high school class in real life to say the same thing.

Fuckin lighten up and smile that you got the opportunity to even have an education.

Gatetrekgirl · 3 months

I went to my high school graduation and left as soon as possible, didn't go to prom because I honestly didn't really care to. I wasn't popular, by the end of high school I only had one friend and I was socially fulfilled and content with just that.

When I graduated from university I didn't even go to my grad at all and I don't regret it. I'm just introverted and prefer small groups or small events.

free_only_one_dollar · 3 months

Same here broseph.

jakeissucks · 3 months

I did that to my graduating class last year at our senior assembly. They banned me from the school. "If you return you will be arrested for trespassing."

Gunner3210 · 3 months

"What I did to my graduating class"

freedtroll · 3 months

you seem friendly

Redebidet · 3 months

Every effort and step in my life is to get into a position where I have to deal with fewer assholes that I hate.

shibsek · 3 months

because youre better than all of them right?

yadoya · 3 months

I'm keeping this one for the day I graduate.

dogfacedboy420 · 3 months

Cake everywhere.

[deleted] · 3 months

I am glad to say that I will be graduating very soon and maybe on that day, I will shed a few tears; tears of joy. The problem with the school was that, even though I had a chance to get an education, something many don't even get, the days were filled up with constant monotonous drone of nothing. There was absolutely nothing that spiced up the days, just dry studying and learning. Also, given my exceptionally bad memory, I have forgotten most of the things I had learned. In the last year, the only person I had ever gotten close to during those years went to live abroad, so I was pretty much left alone with fellow classmates and their uninteresting conversations or small talks. I'm just happy that this part of my life will very soon be over and I can deal with whatever I want to do now. High school was a disappointment and I might have only myself to blame for that. Wasted time.

the-troller69 · 3 months

you either mean flipping them off, or fingering them. oh my i hope it's the first.

Kink124 · 3 months

I feel the same way, because the entirety of my graduating class consists of rednecks and 'gangstas' and that annoys me. I do not fall into either category, and nor do my friends, so our group feels that when deciding thing for the senior class all year, we went under appreciated and ignored. I guess you could call us the geeks, but we really aren't, we are more a less just... Us I guess, I can't think of niche to put ourselves in, dork or nerd would just make me sound like I'm trying to be 'hip' or that I'm pleading for sympathy, but I'm not. I'm just me, and my friends are who they are. (I'll just use our aliases). I’m Kink, and that’s who I’ll stay. Beelamus is a raving psycho, yet one of the smartest guys I know. MrMuchZombies is a zombie fanatic, and freakin’ nut job, but he’s probably my best friend. Then there’s Blight, he’s… for lack of a better word, cute, he’s the only one in our group that isn’t a senior, so we’ve left him with the mission of raising the next generation of oddities in Silsbee High School, and he helped MrMuchZombies to finally get over his homophobia a bit, since Blight is bi, and now MrMuchZombies has christened him “our little half gay.” So yeah, we don’t really fit in much, so I hate my class… so, what niche would you guys say we fill, reddit?

MonotonousMan · 3 months

This was me watching all my classmates/high school friends graduate from college last semester.

"Good luck, suckers!"

burntham77 · 3 months

Oh like it's their fault.

genkaisgosu · 3 months

No... a redditor doesn't like his graduating class? He must feel special and unique. beat that dead horse son, it's obviously working.

Farn · 3 months

Why are there two .gifs of Whose Line performers giving the finger on the front page?

thephenom21 · 3 months

I don't understand this hate for people in your school. I graduated two years ago and I fucking miss 80% of the people I graduated with that I don't see anymore.

r0b0l0g0d0 · 3 months

When was beaker on who's line?

treyhaha12 · 3 months

Fuck I graduate Thursday I was so glad I'd finally be leaving these people behind and then I realized half of us are all going to the same college.

JPS86 · 3 months

I bet you were the coolest cat there too

Krazistar · 3 months

This feeling never goes away. You will have dreams and nightmares and random memories of these idiots for life. God bless them.

Bukowski89 · 3 months

fuck them...?

jdscarface · 3 months

Yeah it was great graduating knowing you never have to speak with any of those idiots again if you don't want to. Can ya tell how popular I was? :p

GoatOnABoatInAMoat · 3 months

Who is that?

toe2thaknee · 3 months

And then.. Animal Porn.

entbeard · 3 months

You definitely need to see a particular episode of Modern Family...

punkrawkintrev · 3 months

The best is when you come back home each year for Christmas and realize that you won. Then after about five years it starts getting sad.

bigpoppasmack · 3 months

Exactly how I felt graduating from the George Washington University Business School when I realized that since I delete most of the emails from the school, because there usually things that don't apply to me, that I did not have a ticket to go to my own graduation.

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