this post was submitted on
683 points (54% like it)
4,030 up votes 3,347 down votes

funny

subscribe2,593,081 readers

6,842 users here now

Please take our newest poll about facebook posts

Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress. Try /r/politicalhumor instead.

  • Rage comics - Go to /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 41 comments

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 9 points10 points ago

[–]SimilarImage 16 points17 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
3 weeks DeWinkleberry Dating after a long term relationship. /r/gifs 15 439
4 weeks FlyingPasta Testing my website in Internet Explorer /r/gifs 34 717
2 months zerot_ My March Madness bracket this year here 62 840

This is an automated response

FAQ | Send Feedback | Report Error

[–]Dapwell 16 points17 points ago

Your work has been lacking. But I do love you, even though you are a bot...Maybe in the year 3010 we can get married when they legalize Robosexual marriage..

[–]darkneo86 1 point2 points ago

Your comment made his comment worth it, for me.

[–]wiifan55 -1 points0 points ago

well YOUR comment made it worth it for me. Love you

[–]C_T_C_C 2 points3 points ago

I must say, Zoidberg is quite adorable in this GIF.

[–]lmpervious 5 points6 points ago

Alright guys... sometimes there are reposts which I can at least say "Yeah maybe people don't care that it is a repost because it is funny, and are upvoting it anyway" or... "maybe not a lot of people have seen this before and it is very clever/funny."

But this is blatantly just a fucking reaction gif that people post all the time... and it isn't even that funny. :-/

[–]RdoubleU 2 points3 points ago

Yes. You. I like you.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]thevitaminj 1 point2 points ago

Your reaction to his post does not phase him at all.

[–]noratshere 1 point2 points ago

Well... That was one fucked up slinky to begin with...

[–]kaskrinj 1 point2 points ago

How do these get up-voted all the time.. You guys realize how little effort it takes to make these posts, and on top of that, how many times this is re-posted?

[–]antibrian 1 point2 points ago

[–]throw_a_weigh11 3 points4 points ago

Every time I see this repost with the exact same title..

C'mon

[–]steelpan 3 points4 points ago

Wow, my slinky also sets fire after falling from a stairway made of books when I post something to Reddit. Who'd've thought.

[–]kyleezy 4 points5 points ago

Here's a down vote lets keep that going

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Want to reach front page, why not Zoidberg?

[–]FrankZappasNose 1 point2 points ago

I love the way Zoidbergs mouth... dealies.... splay when he bursts into tears!

[–]Rob9159 1 point2 points ago

Every time you post on Reddit you become Zoidberg? Lucky...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Can you really call that lucky?

[–]darkneo86 0 points1 point ago

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOO!

[–]DoctorPimpslap 1 point2 points ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]Stickyresin 0 points1 point ago

And countless other people have submitted that with almost the same title long before you did, cunt.

[–]ilikedroids 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel bro...

[–]squirrel45399 1 point2 points ago

REPOST!

[–]football2106 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]leggomyeggroll 0 points1 point ago

I can relate to this post completely... at this point I think it's been proven that I'm the only one who finds myself funny. (.)

[–]mustachewax 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who doesn't downvote. If I see something I don't like, I just skip it. If its something I like, it will be upvoted. Just doesn't seem worth my time to ruin someone's day.

[–]dang_Ling_modify_her 0 points1 point ago

C'mon, man, help everyone out and make an exception for pity party repost bullshit.

[–]requires_distraction 0 points1 point ago

upvote for you!

[–]countlazypenis 0 points1 point ago

This looks awfully familiar to my Kerbal Space Program attempts

[–]Khajor 0 points1 point ago

I have good and bad days. It seems that when I make a post that gets downvoted, all of my posts that day get downvoted. Today was one of those days, I think cumulatively I am sitting at a good -7 for the day.

[–]laur7620 0 points1 point ago

But not this time ;D

[–]SpookySparker 0 points1 point ago

And from your tragedy comes success! Well played.

[–]Spr09 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that's 90% of the [FIXED] items.

[–]thisisromo 0 points1 point ago

Produced by Micheal Bay.

[–]TheTrollys -3 points-2 points ago

Until now! Upvotes my friends! Zoidberg RULES!!

[–]nazguel3536 1 point2 points ago

O'doyle rules!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Goal team rules!

[–]Jakeballs -2 points-1 points ago

I know how you feel, I would be honored to have the karma you got from this post but never works

[–]Coakes -2 points-1 points ago