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[–]Lessonrow 23 points24 points ago

Take me to the dentist or I'll kill your family.

[–]Grape_Salad 4 points5 points ago

I just got back from the orthodontist and your comment made me laugh and now my teeth hurt more.

[–]Askeee 3 points4 points ago

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

oh thats so many bad feels.

[–]probablytoomuch 0 points1 point ago

You're everywhere tonight. Can I ask why you hate meth? It has legitimate medical uses. It's actually the least anxious ADHD medication (basically nil) with the least PNS (peripheral nervous system) effects. The unfortunate downside is the sharp addiction potential (intensity of side effects is one of the major considerations for abuse and addiction potential).

So from my /r/drugs account to you, why?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sharp addiction potential

i have a very addictive personality.

thus, IFUCKINGHATEMETH

also on a side note, i think its horrible that children are being pumped full of these crazy drugs.... but thats not meth. i mean it is, but its not called meth. anyway thats just a little opinion thing there.

[–]probablytoomuch 0 points1 point ago

That's fair. Thanks for the explanation.

Well, my from perspective, it's more an issue with parents being too lazy to try and resolve childhood behavioral problems and instead choosing ADHD medication. ADHD is a very real and very life fucking up disorder, but it's very hard for it to be taken seriously when every kid and their brother gets dragged in for a diagnosis.

sincerely,

a dude with ADHD who got dragged through the mud for seeking help

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

it's more an issue with parents being too lazy to try and resolve childhood behavioral problems and instead choosing ADHD medication.

what you said is a much better way to say what i meant when i said this:

i think its horrible that children are being pumped full of these crazy drugs

Some people need it, but a lot of them don't.

[–]probablytoomuch 0 points1 point ago

We're on the same page? There's no intense internet argument follow up? Holy shit. I think... I think I need to lay down for a second.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

also i think its safe to say that recreational usage of meth is kinda crazy. again just my opinion.

[–]probablytoomuch 0 points1 point ago

I don't think anyone could possibly make a safe argument for that. Everything about meth abuse is absolutely terrible. From meth mouth to the horrible, horrible schizophrenic persisting psychosis that can last up to a year after regularly abusing it, it's all terrible.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Reddit conversation leads to great conclusions.

IFUCKINGHATEMETH signing out.

[–]Grape_Salad 0 points1 point ago

Thanks man, my teeth really hurt this morning.

[–]OmNomMonster 15 points16 points ago

It reminds me of this

http://i.imgur.com/yIp5M.gif

[–]icansee4ever 1 point2 points ago

I remember seeing that from something ages and ages ago. Anyone have source?

[–]Unimportant_One 1 point2 points ago

source?

Ohyou.jpg

[–]Rafe 0 points1 point ago

Looks like it was made in Garry's Mod.

[–]DanTheManVan 0 points1 point ago

[–]DanTheManVan 0 points1 point ago

[–]pkurk 18 points19 points ago

My dog does the EXACT same thing on a daily basis. I'll try to get a picture.

http://imgur.com/gxTxd

[–]shakensunshine 6 points7 points ago

Is that a wolf or a dog?

[–]brettyh 4 points5 points ago

Looks more like a werewolf to me.

[–]pkurk 1 point2 points ago

A wolf.

[–]NekoMisky 6 points7 points ago

Only thing to make me laugh on reddit for weeks, thank you.

[–]Smolaj 2 points3 points ago

I haven't actually lol'd in a long time. Thank you.

[–]idiotcookbook 3 points4 points ago

I see that and the first thing that comes to my mind is http://lostandlit.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/the-nothing1.jpg

[–]Asorae 1 point2 points ago

Man, that thing still creeps me out.

[–]AngelOfMusic42 -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to say that. Kinda surprised you haven't gotten more upvotes

[–]StabilizationAttempt 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Bazan87 4 points5 points ago

Awww look at him smile a the camera...

[–]avantex 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Will Smith trying to smile at cameras in Hancock. Priceless.

[–]HYPERNATURL 3 points4 points ago

[–]cody_au -1 points0 points ago

Never-ending story?

I know what I'll be revisiting this weekend! Too bad that's like a whole week away :(

[–]Balls2theW4ll 1 point2 points ago

Not only your flesh, but your very souls.....

[–]simmerjoy 1 point2 points ago

That GIF makes me feel uncomfortable.

[–]biggmclargehuge 1 point2 points ago

he wants his tots back

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

laughed so hard!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin lol

[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 0 points1 point ago

If you look closely, you'll see that that dog has heterochromia. I just thought that was cool.

[–]lanahyde 0 points1 point ago

my dog does this all of the time in his crate (even if the door is open) and it freaks everyone out. I keep laughing when I think of it.

[–]calmateguey 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else hear the dog growling in their head?

[–]Barsnap 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I'm the only one who is completely over the "soon" meme.

[–]SkateboardG 0 points1 point ago

I'm comin' for dat ass...

[–]rollonthefield 0 points1 point ago

So... the dog is retard?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Neckface

[–]ziggylick 0 points1 point ago

INSANITY!!!!!

[–]panthropocene 0 points1 point ago

Howlin' forever ooh oooh

[–]spiraleclipse 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard at this. In my office. I never laugh at these 'soon...' images.

Have one very well deserved upvote.

[–]adamantiumrage 0 points1 point ago

Almost spat my lunch all over my keyboard.

[–]bbq2m8os 0 points1 point ago

Uuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhh.. You're such a dumbass, dog..

[–]idiotcookbook 0 points1 point ago

Me too...

[–]Critikill81 0 points1 point ago

Is that a wolf?

[–]NWCJ 0 points1 point ago

It says the breed on the picture itself.

[–]Critikill81 0 points1 point ago

Damn that small text.

[–]DarkWatcher -4 points-3 points ago

Dumb bitch.