If I had this when I was a child I'd be a different man today

The community of Reddit should buy this and have an annual Reddit summer meetup at a lake or something to enjoy a day in the sun and fun! :) Shit, I'd show up just to run around the dam thing all day.

sammythesniper · 2 months

Well now we know where kevin Costner has been all these years.

SimpleShrimp · 2 months

Alright kids after 5 hours of inflating everything we can finally have some fun in the sun!

jimlii · 2 months

According to my calculations, this took 5496840349685937893 hours to pump up.

TheCleanupBatter · 2 months

Pacifidlog town!

lancer02 · 2 months

am i the only one who thought of Deep Blue Sea?

You_Are_A_Bitch · 2 months

My only concern is WHO THE FUCK INFLATES THIS? I get tired after inflating a beach ball. You'd have to be one determined child, although, if I had this, I'd be quite determined to play on it.

apullin · 2 months

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/tyi9k/i_must_have_this/ (already reposted)

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/t8a8p/sweet_jesus/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/rxwli/take_my_money_now/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/rxmfb/shut_up_and_take_my_money/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/rqwpk/i_think_i_would_have_exploded_if_i_had_had_this/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/t4vh0/looks_like_fun/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/pr6u0/where_was_this_when_i_was_a_kid/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ry1jj/i_would_give_up_many_years_of_my_childhood_for/

Danuwa · 2 months

Here's the manufacturer's web site.

Grifachu · 2 months

This costs $75,000 BTW.

SalemDrumline2011 · 2 months

Just imagine how long it would take to blow that up.

n7cerberus · 2 months

It's..it's like a floating island a fun

hambone3 · 2 months

I think this is actually a game for Mario Party.

Emperor_Norton_1 · 2 months

Must resist building it in Minecraft.....

BobbyMcPrescott · 2 months

Just flood a Discovery Zone and you've got one.

krawm · 2 months

as a 40 year old man, i want one of these today.

greevitamin · 2 months

God damn, When I was a kid at my grandpa's cottage we used to have a large platform that was kept afloat by a couple of ghetto made pontoons from plastic garbage cans and I thought it was the shit. This on the other hand, this is just crazy, who has that much waterfront property?

DaSeraph · 2 months

I guess this will be posted once a month until the end of Reddit (or end of time, whichever is first).

AdonisChrist · 2 months

alright, fuckers. We need about $75,000 to make this happen. More if you guys are big on that whole paying taxes thing.

TheMikeMiller · 2 months

While this looks awesome, all I can see now is the guy with a kayak paddle riding a dick with a green head.

sumojoe · 2 months

Nothin's free in Waterworld.

cgil9000 · 2 months

If i had this repost when i was a repost i'd be a different repost today!

LittleOni · 2 months

If I had had this as a kid, I'd most likely not be the man I am today, I'd be more like that body those kids find in 'Stand By Me'.

Evilwicht · 2 months

You kidding me? I still want this today!

kboyz · 2 months

I've been there, and I have been on it. It is so unbelievably fun! Aquafun in Aquamarine in Praia da Roche in Portugal!

fonzalonz · 2 months

Friends, or rich parents?

Choom_Gang · 2 months

This reminded me of Lava Land in Mario 64.

whatwouldpeachdo · 2 months

Holy Mother Of God...

RageLibrary · 2 months

I would be dead if they had that...

TommyShambles · 2 months

The poor sap who had to inflate this must have been blowing for hours!

magictoenail · 2 months

I feel like this wouldn't work, like, it would have to pop somewhere within like 5 minutes. Unless it has standalone air pumps in it somehow.

LupoAS · 2 months

I'd definitely would have worked off all the baby fat I had due to the countless amount of hours I would have spent on that thing. Looks AMAZEBALLS.

wtfthereisnousername · 2 months

what is this majestical device

Venerac · 2 months

Can't help but to recall this town from Pokemon. The set of floating platforms near Mirage Island

Vik1ng · 2 months

If I had this when I was a child I'd be a different man today

Yeah maybe you wouldn't be such a Karmawhore

fitorockx0 · 2 months

If I had this, I wouldn't be on reddit right now...

pitlord713 · 2 months

That thing desperately needs a slip n' slide on it somewhere.

Visionism · 2 months

Replace the water with lava and it's that one level from Super Mario 64

also_hyakis · 2 months

Seen this posted about ten times. I still upvote it every time.

WaltonTheGreat · 2 months

Pacifilog town

BigTim26 · 2 months

Could you imagine if we had this when we were 10? Even better. We have it when we're 40!

chicagogam · 2 months

i thought it was a lego toy and then i realized the people were people sized

addedpulp · 2 months

A premise for Jaws 5 (not to be confysed with the Italian Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws)

ConqueringCanada · 2 months

Friends? Are we talking about friends?

Pockets713 · 2 months

If I had this as a man today, I'd be reverted to the child I used to be/still wish I was today....

trashitagain · 2 months

You're right, you'd be rich as hell from the inheritance from parents who could afford that.

kobukproject · 2 months

Utopia!... but where are the bathrooms?

ozpunk · 2 months

True, you'd be a man living off of a large inheritance.

hpransom · 2 months

It looks like Water World, but fun.

embarg0 · 2 months

it even has a banana canoe

thatwyomingpony · 2 months

Looks like a lifeguarding NIGHTMARE.

LazyAardvark · 2 months

and by different man you mean paralyzed? :D

lolwhatsausername · 2 months

How long does that take to blow up...

MI_ToThe_KE · 2 months

Looks like a slip-n-slide 'lawsuit edition'

robsarmuk · 2 months

I'm a lifeguard that use to work at a quarry with one of these.

Solfax · 2 months

I look at that and get a fear of falling off of the inflatable parts.

lilshannon21 · 2 months

Holy mother of God. Pacifidlog town lives.

Antank123 · 2 months

Pedophile level: über rich

Punkndrublic · 2 months

Holy shit, I thought it was a board game at first!

Airspeed35 · 2 months

$15 per kid with a daily average of 20 kids per day would make your money back in a year with a little profit left over to help float the less than average days. No pun intended.

Airspeed35 · 2 months

Can someone estimate the area of this thing. Im a dreamer and have the perfect place.

Hiafolks · 2 months

yeah, a rich man...

morgbob · 2 months

I want to go to there.

uberkonsumer · 2 months

Where is Sharktopus when you need him?!?!

jorellh · 2 months

Imagine inflating that thing by mouth!

TheWac0Kid · 2 months

I was wondering if I would see this at all this month. Reddit, your reposts of reposts never let me down.

[deleted] · 2 months

I feel violated.

born2pwn25 · 2 months

This looks like it was designed in heaven for the pure purpose of child orgasm. 10/10 would bang.

tom_the_guitarist · 2 months

The summer camp I used to work at bought a piece of this last summer. Apparently it was such a huge success that they bought the rest for this year.

BigSally · 2 months

Oh, the drowning.

gypsydrifter · 2 months

You'd be...Mitt Romney

Thereptilia · 2 months

i don't know how to swim, this frightens me.

Rhizoma · 2 months

AWESOMEEEEE!

RedSeven4 · 2 months

Everytime I see this picture it reminds me of Pacifidlog Town from Pokemon R/S/E.

WhoFan · 2 months

Yes, look at all of those children enjoying it.

docpurp · 2 months

I want to have a NERF war on that thing...badly.

Beaumont21 · 2 months

I would make it my mission to do a flip from one trampoline to the other

DeepRoast · 2 months

Atoll from Waterworld?

guanwho · 2 months

The only way this could be better is if the whole thing was like that american gladiators game with the pneumatic air guns that shot tennis balls and soccer balls and stuff.

Chuckms · 2 months

Lifeguarding nightmare.

gio_yo · 2 months

This is not fair...

exnor · 2 months

And that man would be L. Bob Rife.

chaynes · 2 months

80 foot alligators everywhere. Lake Placid 3: Bouncy Castle Bloodbath.

a_starfish · 2 months

This made me cream

S-hao · 2 months

We were able to break bones and nearly drown each other every summer when we had a dock in a lake. My parents were smart keeping my brothers and I away from stuff like this. We would have rained down hell and terror on any kid who dared to step on that bitch after we found it. We sure enough would have claimed it and never left the thing.

wx_reader · 2 months

This plus paintball guns= Halo in real life.

vanbardo · 2 months

When I opened this image I thought it was some kind of tiny toy, with tiny people.

PTENPTEN · 2 months

super mario 64- Leathal Lava Land

dcoakley · 2 months

Yeah you would probably be a spoiled asshole/antagonist in every 80's movie who gets shown up by the lower class kid with heart

Korean_Jesus · 2 months

Dat bounce.

Good_Guy_Graig · 2 months

Oh cool it's Pacifidlog town!

Freemont · 2 months

Took me a minute to figure out what this was; no joke, the first thing I thought of was a Native American Irrigation playset

Ken_Fresno · 2 months

fuck that i want it now

yskoty · 2 months

It both looks like fun, AND a nightmare to Lifeguard.

Jacisipmac · 2 months

So what you're saying is now we can play Pilotwings in real life?

edub912 · 2 months

I'd give it a week before I started playing paintball on it.

TurquoiseSpark · 2 months

I would slay so many hoes on this.

brevityis · 2 months

Be careful when sliding if not wearing full-body swimwear, as there is velcro holding the sections together.

If the top flap comes up and the hook parts drag across your bare, wet stomach... ow.

kooweel · 2 months

you'd still be child

lady_lady_LADY · 2 months

I want to go to there.

0mousse0 · 2 months

mother of god.

ColbertsBump · 2 months

This reminds me of the lava level in Mario 64.

dungbootle · 2 months

That's some Waterworld shit

I've never seen Waterworld.

akaDoogs · 2 months

please someone anyone reassure me that this is real

slug_slug · 2 months

Thought it was a toy on a carpet. Nearly had a head 'splosion when realised it's for humans and not Barbies. Wow.

mara_jade · 2 months

If I had that when I was a kid, you'd BETTER believe I'd become the first American Ninja Warrior.

Hakoten · 2 months

Deep Blue Sea: Kiddie Edition

donutmanZ · 2 months

Seeing the water makes me wanna swim. But It's 12 am. First world problem at its finest.

MsDemonism · 2 months

I am 20 years-old and still not too old for something like that. I REFUSE! Throw in some good friends and some tequila!

pena_69 · 2 months

shut up and take my money !

spacetronaunt · 2 months

I always wanted girls jumping on trampolines too but all I could afford was to watch the man show.

IHateTheKidsInMovies · 2 months

yes, your lung capacity might be a tad higher.

kookat · 2 months

is there anyway of knowing/learning where this or others like this are located? soooo wanna go

meltedfaces · 2 months

SO AWESOME

random314 · 2 months

If Bin Laden had this when he was a child, he would have been a different man today.

YNot1989 · 2 months

You'd speek entirely in Whoops and requests to borrow money.

ctwilson08 · 2 months

Little did we know this is the view from a cruise ship sailing by as these poor kids float endlessly in the middle of the pacific.

__slots__ · 2 months

Is that a ...diving school for ...ants?!?

skysignor · 2 months

I'd probably pass out trying to blow that thing up

gpto · 2 months

I love kids, and all...in fact, I have a 3 year old and a pregnant wife, so don't take this the wrong way...

The best thing about this picture is that there doesn't appear to be a child in sight. I want to go to there.

itsmejeffp · 2 months

oh my

baracudaboy · 2 months

I thought it was a miniature water slide play set for a second...

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