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[–]OhDannyBoy00 68 points69 points ago

It's called hyperdontia for anybody who cares about that sort of thing.

[–]ChevyBMX 29 points30 points ago

Imagine how many times she bit her tongue on accident

[–]PARSLEYsage 18 points19 points ago

Mom had that. Doctor was a drunkard and tied a string to an extra tooth and yanked on it until it came out. He didn't use any anasthetics. Though perhaps it was fortunate since he would often miss with the needle and jab repeatedly to find the right spot with any of the remaining serum. Wasn't the worst of his atrocities. Needless to say, my mom was traumatized and has had horrible dental health her entire life. Any drill-like sounds cause her to weep.

[–]Dalisca 14 points15 points ago

I can relate to your mother's distress and dental abuse.

[–]calis 9 points10 points ago

That has nothing to do with the dentist being a drunkard. I'm certain that ALL dentists take satisfaction in torture.

...yes, I said ALL. Even if you are a dentist and reply claiming to be the exception, I will then consider you a dentist as well as a liar. Sorry.

[–]Revanide 0 points1 point ago

My one dentist whom I had as a kid was a screaming eagle. He definitely enjoyed watching small children suffer.

[–]kindlebee 2 points3 points ago

[–]Raped_Your_Mother 1 point2 points ago

Came here expecting Steve Martins.

Was not disappointed.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I expected the horror dentist scene I've only ever seen in AMV Hell. I do not wish to find the source. Ever.

[–]AlwaysAlways 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for Steve.

Possible downvote for violating my mom.

[–]Abomonog 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking maybe this one.

[–]Revanide 0 points1 point ago

Actually, this guy is. In hindsight, he's way creepier.

[–]Hounmlayn 0 points1 point ago

I don't know. I have had 2 dentists that have been angelically nice (a bit too nice I should think), I have one that is currently doing my braces, and he's actually a pretty cush guy

[–]calis 1 point2 points ago

Nice try dentistry PR person...

:)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Go to a different dentist?

[–]planty 0 points1 point ago

I feel your moms fear. I sob like a fool when I have to go to a dental visit. I know its for the greater good, but I can't help but to cry. My poor dentist sees me and says " Oh, it's you..." if I have a dentist hurt me I make him stop and I leave never to return.

[–]RAWR19 0 points1 point ago

I hate going to the dentist ever since my last visit. I got two shots of anesthetics (sp?) because after the first one, I could feel a small pinch when they were drilling and told them, so got a second one and could still feel it so I was like, fuck it. After I stood up and walked to where my mom had to pay, told her I felt sick. Walked out of the room because I didn't want to sit on the floor in front of everyone. Sat down, couldn't hear, felt dizzy, and almost passed it. Was horrible.

Tl;dr got two shots of anesthetics, still felt small pain. After he was done, I walked out and almost passed out/ threw up.

[–]planty 1 point2 points ago

That so sucks and I pity you. I know exactly how you felt.

[–]Dr_Gerber_s 2 points3 points ago

Up

[–]Synchrotr0n 2 points3 points ago

I have that, luckily its a single mini wisdom tooth in the upper left side of the mouth. I would never notice it if I was the only one looking at the X-ray.

[–]johndeer89 2 points3 points ago

Hmmm... Perhaps some rubbing ointment will do.

[–]queenc92 2 points3 points ago

This Dental Hygienist cares!

[–]chaosopher 0 points1 point ago

I have this. Not as severe as this. Most of mine were molars and just pushed my other teeth out, but I did have a few that pushed out into odd directions. I also had one going front to back.

[–]B2Dirty 37 points38 points ago

I ate my twin while in utero.

[–]BarelyMexican 24 points25 points ago

And every birthday, I like to remember that I'm a winner. Suck it Connie!

[–]nf22 2 points3 points ago

Then they checked my, ah, how do you say, Ormones. I had evil twin in lung.

[–]Dontkare 2 points3 points ago

Chaaaaaaaaaang

[–]mexicojoe 11 points12 points ago

DENTAL PLAN!

[–]jaynone 11 points12 points ago

Lisa Needs Braces!

[–]trendo 5 points6 points ago

DENTAL PLAN!

[–]jaynone 3 points4 points ago

LISA NEEDS BRACES

[–]mexicojoe 2 points3 points ago

DENTAL PLAN!

[–]jaynone 4 points5 points ago

LISA NEEDS BRACES.

[–]mexicojoe 1 point2 points ago

DENTAL PLAN!

[–]CryoGuy 0 points1 point ago

unemployed

[–]Lugly 18 points19 points ago

I feel sorry for her boyfriend when she's older...

[–]mildiii 10 points11 points ago

Can we see what the adult teeth inside the skull look like for this one?

[–]sisterpsychic 4 points5 points ago

Not quite detailed enough to see all the adult teeth but this page also shows the X-ray of a kid similar to above: http://www.not-yet-a-dentist.com/2011/11/dental-anomalies-supranumerary-teeth.html?m=1

[–]injekted 17 points18 points ago

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[–]froop 5 points6 points ago

Lamprey

[–]rakista 0 points1 point ago

Ultimate fleshlight.

[–]tonyvila 28 points29 points ago

Time to switch to a different gynecologist.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

VAGINA DENTATA!

[–]throwaway123454321 14 points15 points ago

What a wonderful phrase!

[–]Dalisca 4 points5 points ago

VAGINA DENTATA! Ain't no masticate!

[–]NauticallyYours 1 point2 points ago

It means no boning for the rest of your daaaaaaaaaaaaays!!!!!

[–]paparatti 7 points8 points ago

That poor kid.

[–]WagZ_ 6 points7 points ago

[–]chasemyers 1 point2 points ago

I love how the dentist is just like, "Wtf? Well, I've never seen anything like this before. Better get started."

[–]ViniTheHat 13 points14 points ago

try "cheese!"

[–]suntansup3rman[S] 3 points4 points ago

Hahaha

[–]baileeybay 12 points13 points ago

Worst. Blowjob. Ever.

[–]Ben702 7 points8 points ago

There's just a mouth full of things to be said about this...

[–]Hemlock 1 point2 points ago

I bit my tongue...

[–]londonrioter 3 points4 points ago

SHARK!

[–]DrEnter 2 points3 points ago

It would interesting to check a tooth from each "set" to see if the DNA was identical. Looks a bit like Chimerism to me.

BTW, why is this NSFW exactly? It's just teeth.

[–]SockofBadKarma 3 points4 points ago

It's the human form of Belial, Lord of Lies! Stand back or he'll hit you with his giant claw fists and then you won't get that damned achievement I've been working on for days.

[–]lacrimosa_azure 2 points3 points ago

Nom nom nom nom nom!!!

[–]Ambjmb 2 points3 points ago

It's not a child... It's clearly a cookie cutter shark

[–]unevendoll 2 points3 points ago

Brother and sister getting it on.. then make a baby... and those teeth..

[–]unpredictableSOUP 2 points3 points ago

Must have gotten caught between two dimensions.

[–]barristonsmellme 2 points3 points ago

It looks like the 2 universes are overlapping!

[–]c_mulk 2 points3 points ago

Can you imagine getting a blowjob from that?

[–]ksaj 2 points3 points ago

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo 2 points3 points ago

The only thing you can say is "Please don't give me head".

[–]N0v1K 2 points3 points ago

and i thought i hated brushing my teeth as a kid!

[–]Mint-BerryCRUNCH 2 points3 points ago

Too much teeth

[–]carramrod191 2 points3 points ago

[–]JoeyCola 3 points4 points ago

Nope.

[–]OferZak 1 point2 points ago

Orthodontist

[–]stln00b 1 point2 points ago

Isn't that from an episode of Fringe?

[–]barristonsmellme 0 points1 point ago

my thought too, but no, the lady had a second row behind the first. This is still creepy though. MEAT DON'T STAND A CHANCE!

[–]alias_unknown 1 point2 points ago

how about "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

[–]archontruth 1 point2 points ago

Well there's Shark Boy. Lava Girl, anyone?

[–]pdcgimpy 1 point2 points ago

This is just another modern art installation of Machu Picchu

[–]PedobearLV 1 point2 points ago

Challenge accepted.

[–]sikle 1 point2 points ago

Please say Aaa.

[–]nolanator 1 point2 points ago

teeth...teeth everywhere

[–]discohitman 1 point2 points ago

The elusive landshark!

[–]Bdaulerio7 1 point2 points ago

Say "Nom nom nom nom"

[–]Drilz24 1 point2 points ago

I think I see a cavity

[–]JaronK 1 point2 points ago

I believe the word you're looking for is NOPE!

[–]munge_me_not 1 point2 points ago

I betcha that kid bites his tongue a lot.

[–]bgaddis88 1 point2 points ago

that exact picture of shopped, but it is a real thing. None of the cases as quite as severe as this one from what I heard, but none the less this shows it in a dramatic way which is what WTF is for.

[–]cakey138 0 points1 point ago

I have entirely too many teeth. When I was little I vaguely remember being in the dentist a lot with lots of candy scented laughing gas masks. I had canines that came in like wolf man teeth, a few here and there that had to be pulled because my mouth was Ro crowded, and now my dentist says I have I have 2 wisdom teeth pulled even though i already had all 4 pulled junior year of high school. I'm also really hairy so that whole wolf man thing might not be that far off....

[–]DK_Pooter 1 point2 points ago

It's shark boy.

[–]monstrous_moose 1 point2 points ago

I think he's gonna need braces.

[–]sillicia 1 point2 points ago

Kill it with FIRE.

[–]sungod23 1 point2 points ago

"whaaarblarglblarglarrrrgh"

[–]psychroclasm 1 point2 points ago

Say "Aaaaaah."

[–]Sobertese 1 point2 points ago

Oh man, he must HATE Doritos !

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

He's gonna say 'I can bite through a bank vault door!"

[–]BestBlkKidEver 1 point2 points ago

Shark boy LIVES

[–]rsparks22 1 point2 points ago

Actually its called being Sharkboy.

[–]ImACracka 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what to say Is your mouth full of teeth?

[–]Valisk 1 point2 points ago

ugh that poor kid.

I know how many surgeries my cousin had just to correct a cleft pallet. like 16 surgeries.. i can not imagine what this poor kid is in for.

[–]k34m0n 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what to say to that either except they can eat food like a boss.

[–]suntansup3rman[S] 1 point2 points ago

Eating popcorn must be a bitch if it gets stuck.

[–]k34m0n 1 point2 points ago

LMAO

[–]madmanmunt 1 point2 points ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH is the first thing I thought of.

[–]jpjones7 1 point2 points ago

I do repost

[–]homorob0tic 1 point2 points ago

McDonald's commercials sure are getting weird.

[–]Wut_Du_Fuq_Iz_Brunch 1 point2 points ago

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhm lovin' it!

[–]TheMostIntrestingAzn 1 point2 points ago

Retoast

[–]TheKingAwesome 1 point2 points ago

Evolution, we are not chewing fast enough.

[–]DaisyDoozer 1 point2 points ago

No, I'll settle for the handjob there babe

[–]Proro 1 point2 points ago

"AHAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! OH GOD!!!! BACKSPACE, BACKSPACE, BACKSPACE

My reaction upon seeing that.

[–]Digithrill 1 point2 points ago

That's one hell of a cross bite...

[–]Swirledinator 1 point2 points ago

I don't feel bad about my teeth anymore.

[–]Freelyloved 1 point2 points ago

I bet she's going to suck at blow jobs

[–]jherazob 1 point2 points ago

[–]smallz503 1 point2 points ago

Plays 'Jaws' theme

[–]I_can_glitch_that 3 points4 points ago

[–]limelight22 1 point2 points ago

REPOST

[–]JeanRalfio 2 points3 points ago

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

[–]weasel-like 3 points4 points ago

Mutation level: Chinese peasant

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 0 points1 point ago

Ummmmmm.........uh........ Just sayin'.
I call dibbs on the first gummer in the year 2064

[–]Ukleon 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of The Thing

[–]flaminghamstertranny 0 points1 point ago

he ate himself

[–]jjlast 0 points1 point ago

sloth from the goonies as a child?

[–]Wut_Du_Fuq_Iz_Brunch 0 points1 point ago

Rocky.....road?

[–]TempAlt 0 points1 point ago

Remember that kid skull with the adult teeth embedded in the jaw, waiting to grow in?

think of what that would look like in this case

[–]adamsimon 0 points1 point ago

You say "aaaaaahhhh"

[–]miracleMax78 0 points1 point ago

Hope they get that cavity looked at.

[–]34mjf 0 points1 point ago

"worst blow job ever"

[–]cody78987 0 points1 point ago

that hurts the top of my mouth.

[–]bucksaplenty 0 points1 point ago

SHARK!

[–]markymarko 0 points1 point ago

reminds of beldar in the coneheads

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Spontaneous dental hydroplosion?

[–]clowncrusher 0 points1 point ago

Worst. Blowjob. Ever

[–]HeyBudHessel 0 points1 point ago

Always a good plan, if you don't know what to say... repost!

[–]Necromancer21 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't stop staring. I just hit random keys until I hit the back button...

[–]A_British_Gentleman 0 points1 point ago

This looks really useful.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That looks like two arches melded together! How cool!

[–]mbull544 0 points1 point ago

Sarlacc?

[–]fabiobean 0 points1 point ago

Say ahhhhhhh?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Imagine how hard life will be for that kid. Poor baby :(

[–]Crackbabie5 0 points1 point ago

VAGINA DENTADA

[–]pearsonb100 0 points1 point ago

I know what to say...KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!!

(just a joke)

[–]ha_hahahaha 0 points1 point ago

worst blow job ever:(

[–]RancidPonyMilk 0 points1 point ago

she'll never get a boyfriend....

[–]Alexisann28 0 points1 point ago

So what would have to be done in that situation? Would they put braces, or yank out the extra teeth?.. Would the adult teeth grow in those same places?

[–]Navchyk 0 points1 point ago

poor kid, looks like the buds for the permanent teeth are misaligned.

[–]ytrewq2013 0 points1 point ago

Worst blow job ever

[–]BodycountStalker 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, I'm reminded of the cover artwork for Vio-Lence's "Eternal Nightmare."

[–]chemicalcoulson 0 points1 point ago

I believe the word you were look for was "NOPE"

[–]the_wishbone 0 points1 point ago

Say Ahhhhhh.

[–]jahoney 0 points1 point ago

wtf

[–]fearlessly 0 points1 point ago

I know what to say!

REEEEEPOOOOSSSTTT

[–]Jewbear395 0 points1 point ago

I see her mother liked sharks...

[–]hapy45 0 points1 point ago

Brushing your teeth would be such a bitch.

[–]blackshaunwhite 0 points1 point ago

Cheese?

[–]revosfts 0 points1 point ago

Almost looks like he deepthroated the russian flag...

[–]fleursauvage 0 points1 point ago

It's going to really suck for our children when this actually turns out to be evolution.

[–]awkwardhurdle 0 points1 point ago

NSFL*

[–]Wolf_Man92 0 points1 point ago

I hear this child will have quite a future as a carny...except freak shows were outlawed not that long ago.

[–]Droidaphone 0 points1 point ago

How about "Poor kid?"

[–]Thugorran 0 points1 point ago

A human has mated with a Sarlacc?

[–]only_says_yourmom 0 points1 point ago

I would say that looks like your mom.

[–]AnViLLiaN- 0 points1 point ago

I know what it's called REPOST!

[–]Large_Black 0 points1 point ago

No, i haven't had a blowjob from a shark, why do you ask?

[–]SpendingLobster 0 points1 point ago

your daughter is a shark! who knew!

[–]yaradebs 0 points1 point ago

Man, that kid will chew his food fast.If he's optimistic he'll look at it that way! :)

[–]pmk422 0 points1 point ago

Lisa needs braces.

[–]Higgs__Boson 0 points1 point ago

Don't speak with your mouth full

[–]paigealicia 0 points1 point ago

Kid can probably chew food like a motherfucker. and yes, I realize I'm a horrible person because that's the first thing that entered my mind.

[–]coopadahut 0 points1 point ago

yeah first thing that came to mind was NOM NOM NOM

[–]captainburnz 0 points1 point ago

Xenomorph.

[–]lordwolfenstein 0 points1 point ago

kill it before it grows

[–]Ceigee 0 points1 point ago

Mako shark teeth.. He can be a ruthless predator if he wants to.

[–]johanerik 0 points1 point ago

How about: -Thank you lord!

[–]paperbunniesx 0 points1 point ago

OH GOSH IT'S TRUE.

[–]jarhead930 0 points1 point ago

I know exactly what to say - KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[–]MONKHARRYPOTTER 0 points1 point ago

Not to be mean, but she looks like a lamprey.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I've seen a girl like that in real life. Well, her second row was above her first - both were clearly visible when she smiled. Poor gal must have been about 14.

Interestingly, I saw her at a restaurant a couple miles from Love Canal. Turns out hyperdontia is one of the commonly seen birth defects in that area.

[–]RSWoody 0 points1 point ago

Completely curious because science, so is this kids face deformed as well? The formation looks like the zygote was supposed to have split to make twins but got bored early on and stopped. If that's the case, this kids anatomy would be hella interesting!

[–]Vexxxi 0 points1 point ago

The first thing that came to my head was lamprey.

[–]nsbwookie 0 points1 point ago

I do nom nom nom.

[–]Lwins 0 points1 point ago

How about... "Oh jeez oh God oh God oh God Jesus oh jeez. . ." Or was that just me.

[–]FlyingRabidUnicornPi 0 points1 point ago

This is why you don't keep your baby teeth.

[–]paulieindy 0 points1 point ago

The vaginas on galgamax have teeth.

[–]aleixoteixeira 0 points1 point ago

This...

[–]Jdog-666 0 points1 point ago

EVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]tojohahn 0 points1 point ago

Blowjobs. Do not want.

[–]jaykay335i -1 points0 points ago

Hope you don't wind up with him when you visit Thailand for the little girlyboys.

[–]briedcan -3 points-2 points ago

I do...disgusting!

[–]Capparello -5 points-4 points ago

Talk about stickin it in crazy