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When I'm hanging out with Ice T and pouring wine into my baby's eyes (i.imgur.com)

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[–]mattloch666 151 points152 points ago

I thought for sure that there was no way the title was literal.

[–]itsanerdthing 58 points59 points ago

It looks like she's looking at the baby while pouring it into his eyes...

[–]creativecoding 34 points35 points ago

It looks to me like she tried to give her baby a sip. Horrible mother or TV show?

[–]i_love_younicorns -2 points-1 points ago

It's Coco, Ice's wife. She is the baby's aunt. And anything with Ice in it is amazing. For shame for questioning that.

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[–]Reporter_On_Fox_News 1 point2 points ago

Good one.

[–]itsanerdthing 2 points3 points ago

What did it say?

[–]Reporter_On_Fox_News 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Spysix 50 points51 points ago

I think what happened was there was a toast and sometimes whoever is holding the wine and small child/baby like to tink the glass on their nose so they are also involved in the toast. So the glass bops the nose but the sudden stop in force from glass to close caused the liquid to spill out some and hit the kids face.

[–]striga11 13 points14 points ago

But why the fuck would you do that? I don't understand.

[–]Spysix 1 point2 points ago

So the kids/babies will also be involved in the toast, if you're toasting to good health (lol) you'd want the kids to be in the toast too, except they don't drink wine, so, boink, on the nose.

[–]striga11 -1 points0 points ago

I can see where you're coming from, but still...

At least s/he won't remember? :)

[–]Making_stuff 0 points1 point ago

Because physics.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

that all happened so fast

[–]kareemabduljabbq 28 points29 points ago

bapTized.

[–]Genmaken 1 point2 points ago

Tramptized.

[–]_Particle_Man_ 26 points27 points ago

traumaTized

[–]MonsterIt 0 points1 point ago

Wine Timezed

[–]aoyiz 70 points71 points ago

Oh God, don't know why but the title got me rolling from laughter

[–]Genmaken 29 points30 points ago

Really?

My brain just said "fuck it, it's not worth reading a 3rd time".

[–]worlddictator85 2 points3 points ago

My brain kept trying to fill in the rest. "...I start laughing" "...Charges are filed" "...I realized the little shit deserved it"

[–]professorhazard 3 points4 points ago

"D~i~a~r~r~h~e~a"

[–]TheDataWhore 11 points12 points ago

Video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PPOni21n0

[–]noreallyimthepope 0 points1 point ago

That is so bank damned ironic that it hurts. It was a toast to "the best godparents".

[–]M3ggers04 4 points5 points ago

Here is an article on the incident.

[–]commodoreer 14 points15 points ago

It's not actually her baby; it's her God-child.

/not that I care

[–]mentions_the_obvious 30 points31 points ago

AND NOW IT HAS BEEN BAPTIZED

[–]amazingGOB 8 points9 points ago

IN BLOOD

[–]VengefulOctopus 8 points9 points ago

Jesus blood.!

[–]H5Mind 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Juice™

[–]MonsterIt 1 point2 points ago

you watch the shooow, you watch the shoowww!!!

in sing song voice

[–]commodoreer 1 point2 points ago

Actually, I watch The Soup. :)

[–]Bikh 4 points5 points ago

BACKGROUND?

[–]therobotjeff 108 points109 points ago

The baby was talking shit so she threw wine in its eyes.

[–]beanswiggin 7 points8 points ago

This comment was probably the best laugh I got from reddit all day, other than that kid getting beat with the broom.

[–]andreaserkul 6 points7 points ago

you've just been nocontext'd

[–]baghwan 1 point2 points ago

Thank you.

[–]battleaxjzzhnds[S] 37 points38 points ago

Babies' eyes are only 75% of the size they will be when they are adults, and they need antioxidants to grow big and strong.

[–]_youngdeezy_ 13 points14 points ago

they could use you over here.

[–]Saybyetotheaccount 3 points4 points ago

I could not love you any more for bringing me to that place.

Thank you.

[–]Fishooked 1 point2 points ago

SCIENCE!

[–]kevmo 6 points7 points ago

I once watched my friend's sister lean over to check on her baby and spill her entire margarita all over her child. Shit was hilarious.

[–]dinkboy30 5 points6 points ago

the wine is never gonna come out of that kids shirt

[–]Dellmaker 2 points3 points ago

That little dude handled it like a CHAMP.

[–]ronintetsuro 22 points23 points ago

That horrible human being has the most unrealistic looking tits ever.

[–]Genmaken 10 points11 points ago

With that much silicone she is probably now considered a chip.

[–]ronintetsuro 45 points46 points ago

BUT WILL SHE RUN CRYSIS!?

Sorry, always wanted to say that.

[–]MonsterIt 0 points1 point ago

BUT WILL IT RUN BATTLE.NET

FTFY

[–]spwmoni 2 points3 points ago

Silicone != silicon, aaaaagh

[–]Dickfore 4 points5 points ago

I hate reality TV people with a passion, but I watched an episode of this and I gotta say ... Coco is actually a genuinely amicable and loving person. No argument on the tits though.

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[–]ronintetsuro 16 points17 points ago

Oh, wait. I'm pretty sure we were just discussing a woman that for some reason was actively trying to pour wine down her baby's nose... and missed.

But please, feel free to judge me.

[–]iGotChubs4You -5 points-4 points ago

a woman that for some reason was actively trying to pour wine down her baby's nose... and missed.

That is an assumption. Your hate is based off an assumption. That is ignorant.

[–]ronintetsuro 8 points9 points ago

I'm not writing a synopsis of 1984 on a cocktail napkin.

It's a .gif

If anything, I'm proudly displaying my ignorance of broadcast television plotlines.

[–]Fishooked 4 points5 points ago

Kid has a drinking problem.

[–]ianpdm 1 point2 points ago

They're going to drink the baby, so they were simply having a toast.

[–]thecacti 1 point2 points ago

i hate when that happens

[–]Codani_Mo 1 point2 points ago

Ice T is going to have to arrest his own wife for child endangerment.

[–]Indrid_Cold8 1 point2 points ago

For a fraction of a second it looks like the baby's eyes are bleeding

[–]onlythis 4 points5 points ago

lol, that baby is going to be so drunk.

[–]amazingGOB 2 points3 points ago

I like the black guy on the left obviously not giving a fuck while munching away on something. Fucking white people.

[–]Acid_Diesel 0 points1 point ago

The reaction of the public kid near the bottom-left is priceless.

[–]nicque 0 points1 point ago

You would bot believe how often I spill liquor in my child's face! Happens all the time! NBD.

[–]Shikabamdesertwolf 0 points1 point ago

This should be in WTF as well

[–]The_Bandit87 0 points1 point ago

It looks like an intervention, for the baby.

[–]MerlinCybor 0 points1 point ago

the worst thing about this is that it was likely either scripted or on purpose.

[–]Excitable_Boy 0 points1 point ago

SOMEONE SHOULD RING THE SPECIAL VICTIMS' UNIT!!!

[–]Athene_Wins 0 points1 point ago

That's you? Nice boobies.

[–]DrAidsburger 0 points1 point ago

Video

[–]Scuttlebuttz93 0 points1 point ago

I think she tried to toast the baby by donking it between the eyes with the wine glass, and the baby grabbed onto it and pulled it down. Dumbfuck lady.

[–]neptoon021 0 points1 point ago

mfw

[–]maximus91 0 points1 point ago

In russia they spill vodka in your eyes.

[–]ninekeysdown 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this should be posted in /r/lounge.

[–]foxyshazaam 0 points1 point ago

SWEET BERRY WINE!

Edit: that baby needs to stop all that whining.

[–]00zero00 0 points1 point ago

That's hilarious!

[–]Flan26 0 points1 point ago

Why did this need to be a gif?

[–]racekarl 9 points10 points ago

so it can be a part of the internet's collective memory and resurface from time to time

[–]fluxaxion -4 points-3 points ago

Please someone nuke this city.

[–]Daddy_Digital -1 points0 points ago

it was an accident. shit happens. move along sheeple.

[–]Kurat00r -3 points-2 points ago

too much silicone makes you dump as fuck, I hope she'll burn in hell :)

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