Guess What ?! Frienzone is OVER !

monster01020 · 8 months

If the app tells them what you actually put straight away it would be one hell of a troll.

DrBibby · 8 months

Smart. But I would totally put do on every girl I know just to see if they'd do the same to me.

leedorham · 8 months

I answered 'do' for the potato, but no response yet :(

jbenz · 8 months

What happens when people are not truthful? What if someone is just a drama queen and submits DITCH for all of their friends, just so they can yell at someone who thought it was mutual? Or what about the people who just submit DO for all of their friends, just so they can scroll through the list and say "Gross. Gross. Gross. Ewwww."

It's a cool idea, but I'm just saying: you are potentially destroying the social fabric of every middle school in the world.

Berger86 · 8 months

I'm not gonna lie... that's the best idea I've ever heard you come up with.

itsanerdthing · 8 months

...but what if nobody wants to dine or do you back?

norazi-j · 8 months

What if it's fake and everyone on my friends list knows I want to do them?

waspoe · 8 months

Redditer for 3 hours uses memes to promote facebook app that will totally not gather your private information to sell to third parties! Count me in!

Sensible1 · 8 months

Am I missing something? Why is this in r/funny?

glenlikespie · 8 months

This isn't funny.

This is just marketing.

TheAtomicPlayboy · 8 months

Alternatively, you could just tell him/her how you feel. This isn't a junior high dance, and you don't have to awkwardly pass notes.

agentup · 8 months

solid idea, but the big hurdle is getting girls to use it.

Onefortwo · 8 months

They had something similar at my school ... not run by the school... It was only online for 1 weekend but it worked well throughout the school.

Whatever_Amen · 8 months

This.

4jess4 · 8 months

WyattGeega · 8 months

This is very similar to mojoupgrade. Apart from the abuse of the app (as mentioned in other comments, some people might say 'do' to all their friends), there's the issue that you might want to do, not dine with a particular friend - i.e. one wants to be in a serious relationship, the other just wants a one night stand.

mermadon · 8 months

Unfortunately, the person who has been friendzoned (the friendzonee) may put in 'dine', in which case the person who has placed the friendzonee in the friendzone (the friendzoner) will almost certainly respond 'dine' rather than ditching the friendzonee. Thus the friendzonee learns nothing from this.

frist_psot · 8 months

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SweetLeafKush · 8 months

Already got the app. Already got 2 numbers.

Wouce is a man of legend.

dearthed · 8 months

This sounds suspiciously like "Fuck, Kill, Marry" from Archer where you had to answer the posts to see what other people said.

iihatephones · 8 months

Problem is that some people will just click "dine" for everyone just to see who likes them and who doesn't, with no intention of romantic involvement.

DoctorYuyi · 8 months

15 year old Girl: Oh my god! I'm going to mark all my ugly facebook friends as "do" so I know how they feel about me and laugh at them!

[deleted] · 8 months

Something tells me I'm about to find all the girls that reddit on my friends list...

aging_yuppie · 8 months

Up vote for potato

Transceiver · 8 months

Where do I sign up?

[deleted] · 8 months

How deceptive.

verdatum · 8 months

There used to be a website called like crushsite.com or something that basically worked this way. You would be told that someone has a crush on you. But you wouldn't be told who unless you answered likewise.

The result is that people would lie and say they have a crush on their entire list of friends just to find out who it was. Then that entire list of friends would get notified that someone has a crush on them and put them through the same damned thing.

mickfinn9000 · 8 months

I'm still waiting to hear back from the love potato. Your app is broken.

godaiyuhsaku · 8 months

It's social media speed dating.

ncastleJC · 8 months

We guys might as well just have two choices...

JFoggers · 8 months

What if evil nazi hackers release all the information?

InappropriateLiteral · 8 months

Yep. This is fucking stupid and will result in lots of creepiness.

Eekafreak · 8 months

Tried this at hyves (dutch version of facebook) it didn't work. (or nobody wanted to do me :( ....)

petezahot · 8 months

Joke is on you, I don't have facebook friends (or real friends).

wink047 · 8 months

stop being a pussy and tell the girls how you feel! so what if you get rejected! stop being a bitch! i would not want to meet a girl this way

madnote · 8 months

The potato ball-sack at the end was unnecessary.

Anal_Fuck_Pussy_Shit · 8 months

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

dont_press_ctrl-W · 8 months

Next on Facebook:

So I just clicked "do" for all the losers on my list. Can you guys believe that ________ thought he could have a chance in me?

What a loser.

________ is such a dork

lol

lotus2471 · 8 months

How about something for what I would do with my wife, who is also on FB? Something like, "I would: clean out all that shit behind the fridge, start folding the laundry the way you like it, or just go masturbate until our regularly scheduled sexual encounter in July".

Kasptard · 8 months

You sir, are a fucking genius http://i.imgur.com/x7TZH.gif?1

the_catacombs · 8 months

I want details on the userbase.. I can't imagine women using this. Women use this patented "heyyy" technique. I hear it works wonders.

SecondName · 8 months

sweet man lets just post this on one of the most popular social aggregators on the internet and keep the secrets to ourselves! don't tell anyone shhhh

MrAvenue · 8 months

Or you could stop being a pussy and if she says no, handle rejection like a man and move on.

seru1us · 8 months

this has potential, I like the idea. do you need any help developing it? I want in!

Cockaroach · 8 months

My god man...

HeyBudHessel · 8 months

There actually used to be something like this on Facebook just without the 3 options. It was only people you chose as your "crush" if I remember correctly. It was a while ago, when Facebook wasn't open to the entire world yet.

Lolfest · 8 months

Sounds like a good idea until you realise you have one or two too many prankster friends who would go on your facebook and answer do to people you'd otherwise not want to...

edisekeed · 8 months

Unless someone clicks do for everybody just to see who would do them, without intention of doing anybody

chigley · 8 months

I've considered making something like this a few times. Main issue is that people would just hit 'Dine' for everyone just to see who's interested out of them in curiosity, and as soon as the SAPs among us realised that's what was happening, they'd stop using it

mynameisjack2 · 8 months

Need more options. Or be clear it's a romantic scenario. I've dined with female friends when neither of us had any intentions of dating.

lt_toastyfishpants · 8 months

It's a bad picture pam

Killkv · 8 months

Thats my heart potato Proof

StockmanBaxter · 8 months

It's a good idea. I just hate the 3 choices. I feel like there could be 3 better options.

wheres_the_clitoris · 8 months

That idea has been had thousands of times. Myself included.

EgbertAttrick · 8 months

Uh, brilliant.

Skoolz · 8 months

Everybody will just pick "Do" to find out if the other person picked "Do", and then simply use the excuse "I just wanted to see if you picked Do, you pervert." Friend-zoned again.

dontgimmenobullshit · 8 months

The love potato is what really clinched the deal for me.

icallforthehogs · 8 months

Make sure it has a "select all" button please

Bladethegreat · 8 months

There was another thing like this a while back, though I forget if it was a Facebook app or not, and all it did was result in everyone picking Fuck for everyone regardless of what they actually think just to see who chose the same for them.

cowboy615 · 8 months

Not sure if troll...

apfpilot · 8 months

Already been done : http://www.nuhook.com/

brian21 · 8 months

Step 1: Get app Step 2: Say "do" for everyone Step 3: Find out who likes you whether or not you like them Step 4: ?????????????? Step 5: Profit

Nogert · 8 months

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE GAME HAS CHANGED.

lebailey · 8 months

I thought it was date, die, or do..

[deleted] · 8 months

You could just press do, and troll people:(

Don't think i would be man enough for it. would not risk.

Se7enLC · 8 months

Except even the ones that say "DO" will just say "I just picked that for everyone cuz I wanted to see who wanted to do me, lol"

herpderp21 · 8 months

This my friend is genius!

kavorka2 · 8 months

99.9% of female responses will be dine.

jaetman · 8 months

EREY BAWDY RUN DIS SHATS FRM 9GAG

stevenlovespie · 8 months

This is absolutely fucking brilliant

munnyfish · 8 months

free meals for women.

FTFY

trixter21992251 · 8 months

Is there a way to hold the person up to it? What if they just toggle through all options to identify my choice?

aaybma · 8 months

Is there any specific reason as to why the company looks like "dildo?"

Depressed_Economist · 8 months

I see this happening:

I put "DO" on every girl I would do. A few return with "DO", I see "DO", and things are great.

Then the MAJORITY of girls return with "DINE", I am automatically downgraded to "DINE", I become aware that they are only interested in "DINE", and I hate myself (and them) for being silently rejected. I decide not to "DINE" with them because why bother, they have no interest to "DO" me, and this wealth of information ruins all potential dates and future "DO"'s. The very knowledge of their immediate dismissal is enough to turn me away from any relationship, physical or otherwise, that might have come to fruition.

This is the ONLY downside I see. Otherwise 10/10 A++ would bang.

Esotastic · 8 months

This site continues to astound me. On a daily basis, I find something stupider and stupider, but this really takes the cake for today. And it's not even 4pm yet. Good job, dude.

jackmcm5 · 8 months

I'm just going to say "do" for everyone so I can know everyone who wants to do me.

zuluthrone · 8 months

The "friend zone" myth is not a communication problem. It is a self-identity problem. There are no easy ways to overcome that.

Lord_Vectron · 8 months

Chick puts DO on all the nerds so she can laugh at the ones putting DO for her.

Aaaaand you're back to square one. I admire the effort but you'll never get past the thick layers of bullshit surrounding relationships.

Luxray · 8 months

Am I the only one who read it as "dididildo"?

thePD · 8 months

http://www.facebook.com/DididoApp

DarkWingPig · 8 months

That was the most beta post I've seen.

PoniesRBitchin · 8 months

So someone wants a relationship, someone just wants a one night stand, you trick the person who wants a relationship so that someone else can get laid? That's pretty dishonest.

Grauzz · 8 months

There is a problem with your marketing strategy:

Facebook App.

itsnotwhouthink · 8 months

The first person that suggests I use the app - they obviously like me and could make a friendship uncomfortable. The initial app request needs to be anonymous.

oliverklausoff · 8 months

is this from 9fag?

SoggyCheez · 8 months

The only problem I see with this is if your friend "hacks" your profile and decides to say "do" to everyone on your friends list, then making you have to explain exactly why you would never date this person if your life depended on it.

what_user_name · 8 months

i actually thought of implementing it last semptember. there are a few major issues standing in the way. you must stop "gaming" of the system. you are dealing with information that could really embaress someone. It only works if:

everyone starts to use it
people cannot "choose everyone for the sake of only knowing who is there"
there were others, but i forget.

JesterSupreme · 8 months

I get notifications in the app, but when I click them it just takes me to the "Pick a friend" page. How are we supposed to see responses?

TheKryce · 8 months

This HAS to become popular !!

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