this post was submitted on
781 points (63% like it)
1,830 up votes 1,049 down votes

funny

subscribe2,491,294 readers

11,357 users here now

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 74 comments

[–]Shabba-Doo 43 points44 points ago

That cop is going to get fined by Roger Goodell.

[–]reddit_beats_college 3 points4 points ago

I heard they had a bounty on him.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]ch1leang0d 0 points1 point ago

At the speed the cop was going it didnt look like he could slow down anyway so just finished the tackle lol

[–]Disgrntld -2 points-1 points ago

Hmm, looks like he went for the head to me: http://i.imgur.com/srHbs.gif

[–]Balls2theW4ll 1 point2 points ago

Damn, check out Polamalu over here

[–]apex321 55 points56 points ago

Should be titled:

"F*ck,  the Police!"

[–]OmegaSeven 9 points10 points ago

Punctuation matters.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Let's, eat Grandma.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

that'sthejoke.jpg

[–]mackinoncougars 1 point2 points ago

your jokes are bad, and you should feel bad.

[–]RiseAgainst826 0 points1 point ago

I still don't know what ftfy means :(

[–]HawkeyeFan321 4 points5 points ago

"Fixed that for you." For the longest time I thought it was "Fuck that Fuck you"

[–]RiseAgainst826 0 points1 point ago

Oh, danke!

[–]abithozak 3 points4 points ago

No one who speaks German could be an evil man

[–]RiseAgainst826 2 points3 points ago

That's what the jews thought ಠ_ಠ

[–]xxzxcuzxme42 19 points20 points ago

Only quality criminals in Phoenix, Arizona.

[–]grapefruitorgasm 4 points5 points ago

Our police force is pretty stellar as well.

[–]someb0dy 5 points6 points ago

I'd say the quality of criminals is inversely proportional to how low they wear their pants.

Hell, I'm guessing the guy in the gif would have cleared the jump over the car if he was properly dressed.

[–]Dracius 2 points3 points ago

In the video you can see him struggling to keep his pants up as he runs. Makes you wonder if the whole wearing pants super baggy is a trend started by the government to make thugs and gang-bangers easier to catch.

[–]Goatmanish 1 point2 points ago

Arizona fo lyfe son! Yeah but seriously, only the best candy stealing criminals for the valley of the sun.

[–]oddchihuahua 14 points15 points ago

[–]pixelrage 3 points4 points ago

There's a strange turkey noise the moment right before his head hits the pavement.

[–]medicishere 2 points3 points ago

The noise his head makes hitting the ground sounded equally strange. Edit: Spelling

[–]lowhy 9 points10 points ago

Nice wax job, Rook!

[–]TopherBlue2 9 points10 points ago

I'm always so proud to live in Phoenix, AZ

[–]wRennn 3 points4 points ago

He almost nailed that

[–]Desando[S] 2 points3 points ago

And if he did, he woulda been home-free and in the clear

[–]Everywhereasign 5 points6 points ago

I once had a dream that I could fly. But I had to get a running start and jump really high to start flying. The dream turned horrible when I was being chased by something, or somebody and I ended up trapped in a small alley. I didn't have enough space to start flying so I couldn't get away.

[–]Aiskhulos 3 points4 points ago

At first I was like, "Ha ha!", then I was like, "oh shit!".

[–]Big_D_palmtrees 4 points5 points ago

Why would you try and jump over the car?

[–]dabezian 6 points7 points ago

because HARDCORE PARKOUR

it intimidates the police so much that they decide "fuck it" and stop chasing you.

[–]sachegrande 5 points6 points ago

Just so you know for next time, it's okay to say FUCK on the internet.

[–]fdsiohjgshifsd 1 point2 points ago

Shut the f*ck up.

[–]Silentlee2 2 points3 points ago

Got to admit..had he pulled it off it would have been awesome...that or he would have been DDT'd by the second cop on the other side.

[–]SKURITYYYYY 2 points3 points ago

I'll never forget the sound his skull makes after slamming into the ground. I cringe every time I hear it.

SAUCE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91Iq0jIz20#t=00m27s

[–]Rob9159 2 points3 points ago

They made him pay for the idiot mark on their car.

[–]TheKingAwesome 2 points3 points ago

Boom! That was unexpected and awesome as hell

[–]ErrorCmdr 3 points4 points ago

I thought it was white man can't jump

[–]ScubaPlays 4 points5 points ago

Funny thing about that movie, the white guy could actually jump quite well.

[–]basec0m 1 point2 points ago

Let me see... run fast down the street... hells naw... bumper leap alkdkjasldkjb... shit.

[–]Howard_Beale 1 point2 points ago

The cops have finally got around to installing "leap proof" bumpers on their cars. It was just a matter of time.

[–]eternallurker 1 point2 points ago

Can you say concussion?

[–]gth1985 1 point2 points ago

You can say fuck here, its cool.

[–]Crossbowshootr 1 point2 points ago

Parkour fail.

[–]doomisdead 1 point2 points ago

Of all the possible escape routes he could have chosen, he chooses to try and run across the cop car...

[–]lVlatt 1 point2 points ago

I'm predicting 3 hours before I see this on the front page under the title "police brutality shows again when cops tackle young man to ground for attempting parkour"

[–]ilagitamus 1 point2 points ago

If you look closely during the collision, you can see that the Police Officer in fact fucked him.

[–]BryanWake 1 point2 points ago

Blindsided by Officer Friendly on Fox news....well, my day suddenly doesn't seem so bad anymore.

[–]csar_dressing 1 point2 points ago

Hah, my home state. We have sheriff Joe Arpaio which pretty much gives the police any cause to tackle a Hispanic.

[–]some_random_noob 1 point2 points ago

if you cant judge the distance and angle necessary to place your own foot on the bumper of a car you deserve to goto jail.

[–]Clown_Of_God 1 point2 points ago

He illegitimately tried to fuck the police car

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 0 points1 point ago

To be fair Phoenix is one of the Meth capitals of the world.

[–]Vorhut 0 points1 point ago

Nahnah, Oregon has got that locked down.

[–]Beckyc123 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, he got far

[–]Zomgzombehz 0 points1 point ago

HARDCORE PARKOUR!

[–]DonFix 0 points1 point ago

Its alot worse when you hear his head hitting the pavement in the video version.

[–]UnfunnyExplainer -4 points-3 points ago

It's funny because the video depicts a guy who can not successfully evade the police, which is juxtaposed against the punchline in the title.

[–]thisperson123 -1 points0 points ago

No one bitched about this being from Fox news? I'm amazed.

[–]BDCanuck -1 points0 points ago

Video pretty please? Please?

[–]voNlKONov 1 point2 points ago

Someone posted it a couple hours after you posted this, but here just in case you aren't monitoring this post

[–]brehm90 -1 points0 points ago

Candy thief? He had it coming.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

In Russia, police fuck you.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Read it "sniff satan"

[–]future203 -1 points0 points ago

Worst feeling ever

[–]TheFunnyBang -1 points0 points ago

That guy was trying to steal candy...

[–]Trafalgar_Law -3 points-2 points ago

He thought he was Mexican