How I feel on Reddit as a Conservative who doesn't like cats...

tecnine5 · 3 months

KRUSTY the clown's younger days!

nwow · 3 months

Is that Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsk?

SouthFresh · 3 months

This is how I felt as a Jew growing up Jewish.

rAxxt · 3 months

OMG RAGE He's calling conservatives clowns!

SeisGurl9 · 3 months

Life makes me feel like this too! Weird coincidence.

Baptist_redditor · 3 months

I realized that I picked the wrong username about three days into browsing reddit. I'm a black conservative, which to some liberals makes me a traitor lol.

I_am_not_angry · 3 months

I down vote every cat I see in /funny

Algenib · 3 months

In case anyone wants context for this picture, it was most likely taken on Purim, which is kind of like Jewish Halloween, in that the children get to dress up.

EmergencyMedical · 3 months

I'm a liberal, but I feel this way on here sometimes because I'm Catholic.

ServerGeek · 3 months

Just curious... Are you a fan of Nickelback? How often do you watch Community?

THEbipolarBear97 · 3 months

I salute you, good sir.

Omnifi · 3 months

I'm allergic to cats, first thing I did on reddit was unsubscribe from /aww.

C_T_C_C · 3 months

If you're a conservative who doesn't like cats, and you come on Reddit,

You're gonna have a bad time.

epraider · 3 months

I've felt myself slowly changed by the site since I first came here. I used to be a Conservative, uncaring for cats, but now I love cats, and I consider myself a Moderate Libertarian...

Itsallevil · 3 months

Get off reddit and get busy recruiting a candidate that's not a clown.

Operatics · 3 months

You're one rung up the ladder from Hitler.

PennSullivan · 3 months

The irony between your chosen picture and title is quite humorous.

Vecoronado · 3 months

As a conservative atheist, I am quite the antithesis of the average redditor.

AlextheKiller · 3 months

I am a liberal, atheist, cat-lover. Am I... am I doing it right? I JUST WANT YOU GUYS TO ACCEPT ME.

Jamiecrack · 3 months

My dad says that if youre not a liberal in college you hage no heart, and if you dont become a conservative while working then you dont have a brain... Id agree, also religion is idiotic, and im a dog person.

Some_Guy112 · 3 months

Upvote because you have got some balls for saying you're a Conservative who doesn't like cats on reddt. Even if I don't agree with you, I have to respect you for that.

ErrorCmdr · 3 months

I feel ya I'm a conservative, Catholic also known as reddits most hated

Seamus_OReilly · 3 months

You're not alone, brother!

(I do like cats, though. But dogs are better.)

canwealljustgetabong · 3 months

You realize of course that the entire point of their being many, many different subreddits is that there's a place here for everyone.

MTGothmog · 3 months

why don't you go upvote mitt romney's dog

ringfortheking99 · 3 months

You should check out /r/Imabuzzkill.

MG1233 · 3 months

Conservative, don't like cats, non-atheist. I have nightmares about a reddit post with a sarcastic cat quoting the bible while advertising the next Occupy gathering.

gasguzzler99 · 3 months

I hate cats and I am a conservative.

addama · 3 months

I love this clown picture. The clown is so uncomfortable, but he's obviously welcome amongst the Hassidim. Despite being a brightly colored clown amidst a sea of austere black, no one is paying attention to him - not even an incidental look from a guy in the background. Why is he there?

It's like a koan you study, where knowing the clown's purpose enlightens you.

senorlurkmoar · 3 months

Go for the hat-trick, convert to/announce you're a Christian as well.

sntxrr · 3 months

Aren't those clown shoes a might uncomfortable?

xavyre · 3 months

I have a new picture to add to my top five favorite pictures of all time. I may make this into my wallpaper.

ND33D · 3 months

Don't you know that is how they require their ladies to dress? Don't be prejudice.

FreshGnar · 3 months

You should do an AMA.

[deleted] · 3 months

hahahaha, that's about right

drboom · 3 months

if it where true to the subject it would be the other way around.

FlamingEnt · 3 months

AMA requested.

PSU_Engineer13 · 3 months

Any chance you're a RELIGIOUS conservative who doesn't like cats? Then you'd be on my level...but either way, I feel your pain

JazzNeurotic · 3 months

Welcome, brother. We are quiet, but we are fierce.

And by fierce i just mean more quiet.

WhitePostIt · 3 months

Wrong representative pic. WE would be the clown, YOU would be the orthodox religious people.

fleursauvage · 3 months

I fucking hate cats too. I hate them too.

stillercity · 3 months

iknowthatfeelbro.jpg... conservative, christian, cat-hating (wow that's alliterative) man checking in

MPSDragline · 3 months

I'm right here with ya, bud

BarbaricThirds · 3 months

You think we're all Jews?

kabukistar · 3 months

Not liking cats makes you part of the majority on Reddit.

nsloth · 3 months

*How I feel in an Orthodox synagogue as a Conservative on Purim

sometypeofperson · 3 months

I always wondered why they chose those stupid looking clothes. If you're gonna have an institutionalized dress code at least choose some awesome looking robes.

pdsvwf · 3 months

That picture seems backward. Most of the people there look more stereotypically conservative (in my mind) than the one who sticks out.

4funsies · 3 months

Glad I'm not the only one. Let's hug it out.

JFoggers · 3 months

You feel like you are in a room full of super-conservatives?

joyfield · 3 months

Still i think the kid with the colors are the least clown in there.

calfonso · 3 months

Welcome to reddit.

dikolaffub · 3 months

you're not alone bro.

mrMirage · 3 months

can a photoshop savvy person fix this? face swap all the orthodoxes with the boy's face and the boy an orthodox?

pilaf · 3 months

Reminds me of this quote from bash.org:

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler

<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown

<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown

<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews

<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

mewte · 3 months

they're shit animals

narwhalcares · 3 months

I bet you're Christian too

wetalkinbigmoney · 3 months

Upon reading the title, my first reaction was to see how much you've been downvoted.

waffleninja · 3 months

How can you not like schmear on a baghel?

rsdsaint · 3 months

Would be worse if you were Christian!

Whodatguy77 · 3 months

I'm a conservative on reddit... But I do like cats

Viva42 · 3 months

Haha you aren't alone, brotha.

TenSecondsFlat · 3 months

Hey, that makes two of us!

Madmartigan1 · 3 months

Conservative?

"Great job, you've pinpointed it. Step 2 is washing it out." -Ray Zalinsky, Zalinsky Auto Parts

tacomcbueno · 3 months

GOP! GOP!

lern2spel · 3 months

Thats how you should feel.

uncletbags · 3 months

isn't there a conservative version of reddit, a la conservapedia that you can frequent?

gunitsniper2700 · 3 months

i know that feel bro.

SemiSeriousSam · 3 months

Crusty the Clown in his early years.

beardyeaglescout · 3 months

i know that feel bro

Pizzaman99 · 3 months

Wah, wah, wah...

You poor baby.

gummsy · 3 months

reddit is full of Liberals?

KoreanTerran · 3 months

Reddit is on a slightly higher level than 9gag, youtube, or tumblr. I think if we eliminated subreddits past 500.000 people and karma, this would be a much better site.

There are assholes on every website, but some of reddit's features don't help to keep those assholes down.

[deleted] · 3 months

"Squirts me with a fake boutineer, he does."

jakus55 · 3 months

Hey look, it's Krusty the clown.

311excitable1 · 3 months

what is this, the amish general conference?

jcraig87 · 3 months

and that jew became the funniest clown of all time!

LateNightCartunes · 3 months

*Conservative Christian who doesn't like cats

annul · 3 months

well, yeah, conservatives sure are clowns

TheGodless1 · 3 months

Fuck conservatives.

TH1999 · 3 months

MINORITIES minorities IN MY REDDIT FRONT PAGE!!!!!!!!!! If you know the reference you are awesome!

dingo6 · 3 months

i was literally about to make a meme about this. there are others out there too!

evanghelos · 3 months

pretty funny for a conservative!

jdizzle367 · 3 months

minus the cats thing true but i fucking love cats i got like 30

mistahkurtzhedead · 3 months

Really, because this is how I feel as a conservative on reddit

necktie256 · 3 months

I was going to say something mocking Conservatives, but damn it, us dog people have to stick together!

ZarkingFrood42 · 3 months

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oEj4CqB6oVY/Thk4Cv6rkQI/AAAAAAAAAIw/ehLoY5moMaU/s1600/Kick-Butt-swift-kicking-1.gif ...and stay out!

TheColiny · 3 months

You and me both...

Nivlac024 · 3 months

begs the question WHY are you on reddit?

acorbett45 · 3 months

Why are you on reddit then?

rottinguy · 3 months

Dammit, the conservatives have figured out the internet, there goes the neighborhood.

granddanois · 3 months

Not very specific. Conservative as in preserving things, that cannot be readily replaced, or have great value and managing change in a reasonable pace, or as in take your shit and kill your family with iron fragmentation bombs while quoting scripture and interfering with people's other basic human rights?

And now, Chris Rock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkCgkf25Tus

Edit: yes, ignore the question and try to squelch it out, believing the consequences our action will never reach you. Lovely. If you vote for people, who start atrocious wars and you fucking reelect them, then, by your own definition of justice (which i suppose mandates that the killing of 300,000 iraqi soldiers in desert storm), you should be willing to subject yourself to the consequences of the actions of your leaders. Apart from the fact that the Iraqi army was conscripted, and only Saddam was on the ballot. SHAME SHAME SHAME! Wake up! Reality is, it just is and does not care about what your preconceptions or what you'd like to be true.

When you allow habits and emotions to interfere with your clear perception of what is going on in the world, you become a tool for scrupulous criminals that have no regard for human lives. And it's foolish to think you'll be out of reach to these unfortunate purveyoers of violence, who apparently do not believe actions have consequences.

This is the most important topic of our times: Everything else, everything, everyone you know, are dependent upon us, as a species and civilization, finding ways to live together without killing each other incessantly and needlessly.

"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."

m00t_vdb · 3 months

Hang him !

bigbangbuddha · 3 months

Yup I agree, as we all know, Jews hate clowns.

thatwanchick · 3 months

Cats are awful, aloof, snooty creatures. Oh and they make me sneeze to >.<

Kavaki · 3 months

I know that feel.

Sam_Jam_Goose · 3 months

Does not compute...

Moonraccoon · 3 months

http://i.imgur.com/gdFph.jpg hey buddy, can't you see you don't belong here?

funny

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