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[–]iihatephones 88 points89 points ago

I love street performers that do this stuff. I once saw a guy that would act like a nice clown until a tourist would want to take a picture with him. He would then pull a knife out of no-where and get the creepiest look on his face.

[–]Cdf12345 26 points27 points ago

That's fucking awesome

[–]generalguyz 23 points24 points ago

[–]Cluster_One 2 points3 points ago

Murder, I do declare!

[–]Sithlord715 156 points157 points ago

Whatever you do, DON'T BLINK!

[–]Oheina 46 points47 points ago

Just don't blink. Don't even blink. You blink and you're dead.

[–]SkaveRat 11 points12 points ago

I just close one eye at the time. checkmate, angels!

[–]cryptozxion 0 points1 point ago

this.

Also it's how to win every staring contest ever.

[–]blatantlyclever 0 points1 point ago

Why not wear reflective sunglasses?

[–]remhawk99 19 points20 points ago

You bastards you beat me to it.

[–]Oheina 17 points18 points ago

Love you too.

[–]remhawk99 -1 points0 points ago

Well I apologize to ya mate, just wasn't right of me lying to ya like that.

[–]Oheina 1 point2 points ago

Humph. Apology accepted.

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

Thank you.

[–]Oheina 0 points1 point ago

You're welcome.

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

Well, all is well that ends well.

[–]Oheina 0 points1 point ago

Tis true, that.

[–]cebt 7 points8 points ago

Damn you for beating me to bitch about them beating me to it!

[–]remhawk99 -2 points-1 points ago

Curse-ception.

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

It's a pun, and puns are cool.

[–]fnordit 0 points1 point ago

Good luck!

[–]thatawesomedude 11 points12 points ago

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They're fast. Faster than you could imagine. Don't turn around, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck.

[–]TheTedinator 2 points3 points ago

She looked away.

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[–]Ryo95 0 points1 point ago

but hey, at least you were almost immortal

[–]tecknomarco 1 point2 points ago

What if you blink one eye at a time?

[–]Zer_Mortice 1 point2 points ago

Try doing that consisently while there's a killer angel just waaaaiting for you to slip up

No pressure

[–]AScholarlyGentleman -1 points0 points ago

Came here for this.

[–]knylok -1 points0 points ago

My thoughts exactly.

[–]Jimbob2134 64 points65 points ago

At least wait a day before you repost this.

[–]patislow 2 points3 points ago

I feel so confused when I see a post like this get so much karma, I saw it yesterday. It probably has to do with the number of subscribers on /r/funny submitting and moving posts off of the hot page quickly.

[–]AwesomeFama 2 points3 points ago

It was today for me...

[–]Polite_Insults[!] 45 points46 points ago

I just saw this in r/Gifs less than 10 minutes ago

[–]WheatleyLabs 38 points39 points ago

I saw this on r/doctorwho yesterday

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 123 points124 points ago

I saw this on /r/timetravel tomorrow.

[–]machzel08 3 points4 points ago

Good thing this isn't r/Gifs, otherwise it would be a repost.

[–]Magnora 0 points1 point ago

Yes, it's called crossposting. Welcome to reddit.

[–]indorock -1 points0 points ago

Thanks for telling me what goes on in a subreddit I'm not subscribed to.

[–]CDH13 13 points14 points ago

She hasn't seen Doctor Who has she...

[–]ForgottenPhoenix 29 points30 points ago

[–]Salael 4 points5 points ago

Can you imagine if that hook was just a weeeee bit lower?

[–]ForgottenPhoenix 8 points9 points ago

Several million dollar faceplant.

[–]TheBadassOverHere 23 points24 points ago

I saw this on the front page yesterday

[–]Nrksbullet 8 points9 points ago

Uh oh, we've got a.....oh.

[–]newb0rn11 2 points3 points ago

Isn't there some kind of filter that stops reposts before the original's been up for 24 hours or something? This is ridiculous!

[–]themauwinator 2 points3 points ago

Fuck you why do people upvote this shit

[–]Brogie 3 points4 points ago

Need to do one of these as a weeping angel, that would shit up the kids.

[–]otherworldsthanthese 0 points1 point ago

gross

[–]necromundus 4 points5 points ago

Seriously? This was just posted on reddit yesterday

[–]mcpocalypse 1 point2 points ago

Saw it on America's Funniest Home Videos. Repost!

[–]toe2thaknee 1 point2 points ago

frontpage repost... yet again...

[–]Glod_42 1 point2 points ago

I'm from r/trees...if you stole this from any other reddit I might be annoyed. but is all goood

[–]AgentFlynn 3 points4 points ago

How do I get this job?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

You need a liberal arts major.

[–]AgentFlynn 3 points4 points ago

Dang it.. I'll just stick to yo-yoing on the street for money :/

[–]letsrolltroll 2 points3 points ago

This was on the front page YESTERDAY

[–]johnsmith9219 2 points3 points ago

I literally saw this yesterday, have you no shame?

[–]kota78 4 points5 points ago

Saw this already in here

[–]Chaquator 0 points1 point ago

Reeeeeeppoooost!

[–]UnknownArchive 2 points3 points ago

You want trauma? When I was about five my father caught me eating candy from the candy dish. My father was much older than my mother and took pretty shitty care of himself, hence he had dentures. Once, after secretly seeing me eat candy, he walked into the room and went "Oh, look! candy!" He unwrapped a piece, sucked it for a second, then spit his dentures on the table. I though his teeth fell out. I was terrified of sugar for years.

[–]ukiyoe 0 points1 point ago

M life would forever be changed. Wax museums would be such a disappointment, thinking aloud "none of them moved!"

[–]MightyMousePepTalk 0 points1 point ago

I got a yellow card from a street perform like this once. Yeah, I still don't understand.

[–]awwende 0 points1 point ago

Does no one listen to the doctor anymore?

[–]PlayboyG 0 points1 point ago

I did this to a 5 year old during Halloween. I was dressed up a some dude with a skeleton mask and made her cry when I scared her. Mission accomplished

[–]Hyperian 0 points1 point ago

This would've scarred me for life.

[–]MrNapGeo 0 points1 point ago

she ran.... SO FAST

[–]onanismaximus 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if those people get nervous when people with canes, weapons, etc walk by.

[–]TheTedinator 0 points1 point ago

Or pigeons.

[–]dRaven43 0 points1 point ago

Think of all the statue boobs you've grabbed...

[–]myPuppysCute[!] -1 points0 points ago

wow, that made me laugh a lot more than it should have, thanks for the smiles :-)

[–]macogle -1 points0 points ago

Don't blink.

[–]bscoder -3 points-2 points ago

loop 1, smile 2. laugh. 3. laugh 4. laugh 5. laugh 6. close it

4 laughs and a smile. Not bad.

[–]pistashley_O -1 points0 points ago

I laughed WAAAY to hard at this. poor, hilarious little girl.

[–]Dandelion0622 -1 points0 points ago

Where's the Doctor?!?

[–]climb_like_a_girl -3 points-2 points ago

Weeping angel!!!

[–]remhawk99 -2 points-1 points ago

Don't look away, and Don't Blink!

[–]Kristsilvershade -2 points-1 points ago

Don't blink.

[–]Malex_Wolf -1 points0 points ago

Exact same thing happened to me as a kid. One of those guys completely dipped in silver paint. He also had an insanely creepy laugh along with it, a bit like Dale Winton's.

[–]ojolejano -1 points0 points ago

A new villain was born that day: The Monument Destroyer

[–]Superbrainjuice -1 points0 points ago

Anyone have a link to the video.

[–]FalconOne -1 points0 points ago

Don't Blink...

[–]jvslacker -1 points0 points ago

I will bet she peed herself.

[–]nozzle1993 -3 points-2 points ago

You should be ashamed of yourself

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[–]harryLOL 0 points1 point ago

dude, i'd derp the hell out if that happened to me.