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NOT THE FATHER (imgur.com)

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[–]firstclassshitposter 12 points13 points ago

My favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck

[–]phoncible 6 points7 points ago

my favorite one of these was a girl who brought out 6 guys, and every single one of them was not the father. I just wanted maury to say "Well, I guess you're just a skeezy whore then, huh?"

[–]charlemang 10 points11 points ago

you should probably watch this then.

[–]Smesmerize 1 point2 points ago

I went to high school and played football/basketball with Andrew. He's...well....he's a character. Lol

[–]Matt872000 1 point2 points ago

I wish Maury would have played that song every time he announced someone was not the father...

[–]m4tthew 7 points8 points ago

that was nice of him to do the apology dance for her.

[–]gogogadgetschlong 7 points8 points ago

Let's all do the Zoidberg!

[–]bmfa02 5 points6 points ago

awwwwwwww yeeeeeeaaahhhhh.jpg

[–]Pumpkin_Pie 4 points5 points ago

Not the momma

[–]maikjames 0 points1 point ago

Does the baby dino have the same voice as elmo?

[–]BeedleTB 13 points14 points ago

What is this show? Are Americans really making entertainment from paternity tests?

[–]the2belo 12 points13 points ago

..... Yes.

[–]H5Mind 2 points3 points ago

Where have you been? There were several of these talk shows competing for WTF cookies through the 1990's. People are trashy.

[–]BeedleTB 1 point2 points ago

In Norway.

[–]H5Mind 0 points1 point ago

I touch the shadow of your foot, oh ethereal one. They are base creatures that delight in suffering.

This was part of my US naturalization when I arrived in the 90's. Awful.

[–]skarface6 2 points3 points ago

Zoidberg couldn't be the father, though, because he's an alien no one loves him.

[–]GAMEchief 2 points3 points ago

I used to be a huge fan of Maury. I suppose I'm still a fan. But as much as the so-happy-to-not-be-the-father dances get popularized, the really gripping episodes are when committed men want to be the father of their child but aren't. The looks on their face when they find out their own sons and daughters they've raised since childhood aren't their own is heart-wrenching.

[–]nickminunni 0 points1 point ago

My favorite episodes were always when they had the people with the funny phobias. Like i remember one time this girl was afraid of a marshmallow man or something like that.

[–]johndeer89 1 point2 points ago

I get a little depressed when I see people fighting over who has to be responsible for a child. It sucks that our generation is getting used to seeing unwanted children.

[–]Newru 1 point2 points ago

Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.

[–]TheMGMguy 0 points1 point ago

anyone else see the double facepalm in the background?

[–]doog_mac 0 points1 point ago

Want to accuse someone of being the father of your baby?

Why not Zoidberg??

[–]ninjadudenitro 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea how long I was watching this.

[–]mr-peabody 0 points1 point ago

"Whoop whoop whoop"

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