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[–]ThatOneRandomDude 38 points39 points ago

That's what you call a kid meal.

[–]djpk19 1 point2 points ago

Baby back ribs.

[–]Deathh -1 points0 points ago

So instead of ordering the happy meal... we order the "kid meal"! I'm gonna try that out.

[–]yarmulke 1 point2 points ago

Fun fact! Burger King's children's-meal option is called a "Kid's Meal" because calling it a "Happy Meal" would be against trademark laws and they'd get sued by McDonald's!

[–]Humperdink_Fangboner 4 points5 points ago

You're right that was fun!

[–]GuardianAlien 22 points23 points ago

Mmmm, I see it's barely cooked. Nice and juicy indeed.

[–]SunCrushr 15 points16 points ago

Have it your way!

[–]Kid_Rapist 16 points17 points ago

I DEMAND TO KNOW THE LOCATION OF THIS RESTAURANT...for science of course.

[–]Talphin 5 points6 points ago

Uhhh they all do, you just need to know the secret pass code. Duh.

[–]Veradux21 5 points6 points ago

[–]Skwerl23 0 points1 point ago

Lol sir. Lol

[–]Dcostello 2 points3 points ago

You gotta have coups baby, just ask my man Hank in the yellow poncho, he'll take you to the Whopper Lair.. that's where you go.

[–]Kiggleson 2 points3 points ago

Can't believe I'm up voting a Dane Cook reference. But this is definitely one of his more creative bits.

[–]Azumikkel 0 points1 point ago

1234

[–]Trebol 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to say Mexico based on the cluster saying "Odometro" and the speedometer reading in km/h.

[–]BTMaverick707 8 points9 points ago

Mmmm... Baby back Ribs.

[–]furtherthanever 2 points3 points ago

This made my day... Thanks

[–]jesuspants 9 points10 points ago

why is this in /r/atheism?

[–]bhybrid 46 points47 points ago

atheists are often accused of eating babies.

[–]watwait1000 25 points26 points ago

Accused, right.

[–]bolaxao 17 points18 points ago

you mean, we're not supposed to eat babies for real? fuck

[–]BigRubberMallet 0 points1 point ago

Well only on the high holidays.

[–]EonBlueAegis 6 points7 points ago

You know, I think atheists mention atheists eating babies more then the alleged accusers.

[–]bhybrid 0 points1 point ago

allegedly

[–]bluemagikk 0 points1 point ago

Thank you I was wondering the same thing as this gentleman.

[–]knighmare[S] 5 points6 points ago

we like to eat babies, havent you heard?

[–]jesuspants 3 points4 points ago

I know now. Apparently, I have a lot of baby eating catching up to do.

[–]CannibalIowa 1 point2 points ago

Two words my friend. Slow. Roast.

[–]Veradux21 1 point2 points ago

boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

[–]CannibalIowa 0 points1 point ago

Taters?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Ahahahaha... very droll, sir. Very droll!

[–]1moreastronaut 1 point2 points ago

GET. IN. MAH. BELLAY!

[–]XxcontaminatexX 1 point2 points ago

Does it come with ketchup?

[–]fromkentucky 1 point2 points ago

That's a nice-looking dash and instrument cluster. If you don't mind, what are you driving?

[–]knighmare[S] 3 points4 points ago

wasnt me that took the pic, i saw it on r/wtf and made me think of here

[–]BShears 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a 2010 Chevy Camero

[–]Trebol 0 points1 point ago

With 49031 km on the "Odometro"

[–]d3adbor3d2 0 points1 point ago

please don't let my wife know about this.

[–]BShears 0 points1 point ago

How do you like your Camero?

[–]Genericname42 0 points1 point ago

As long as they list them as a meal. I can't eat an infant without some fries and a drink.

[–]the-finisher2 0 points1 point ago

I guess you always can have it your way

[–]idunnothis 0 points1 point ago

As always they forgot to add ketchup…

[–]jawgernaut01 0 points1 point ago

hmmm. there burgers always did taste funny...

[–]splein23 0 points1 point ago

Hmmm i thought you could only do that at hospitals and fire departments.

[–]Aristocratman123 0 points1 point ago

OK I was hungry now I'm starving!

[–]Rbot427 0 points1 point ago

Cashier: Ok that will come to 5.78 mam. Woman: Shoot, I don't have any money... Woman in head: Quick think fast, well my kid could be worth some money... Woman: how about the kid... Cashier: Well he looks like he is worth at least 10 Dollars. Woman: TAKE IT God damn it I'm hungry! Cashier: Well ok whatever you say.

[–]breenisgreen 0 points1 point ago

Your cars dash... I like that...

[–]forcedtolie 0 points1 point ago

So much win.

[–]drive2fast 0 points1 point ago

Clearly a refund. That kid is totally underdone.

[–]redchrome 0 points1 point ago

Finally a relevant post on r/Atheism, it was annoying to find all of these posts about gay marriage and Facebook.

[–]Skwerl23 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to Baby King, how can I take your order?

[–]OfficeFork 0 points1 point ago

These happy meal toys are getting ridiculous.

[–]JasonYaya 0 points1 point ago

Mmmmm, flame broiling. Your move, McDonalds.

[–]ScoreSettled 0 points1 point ago

I lolled too hard.

[–]blahsalot 0 points1 point ago

it's a daycare

[–]DASBULLCRAP 0 points1 point ago

Good, I can finally enjoy my ethnic baby meal, with aborted fetus side without being judged!