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[–]FggyGggls 30 points31 points ago

Exercise*

[–]Cutwen22s[S] 16 points17 points ago

oh lord, i am fucked

[–]FggyGggls 3 points4 points ago

Your only hope is that no one else sees.

[–]TickleTh1sElmo 9 points10 points ago

Your*

[–]FggyGggls 5 points6 points ago

Bahaha! Well I feel like a shit.

[–]TickleTh1sElmo 2 points3 points ago

Your only hope is that no one else sees.

[–]FggyGggls 2 points3 points ago

I can edit mine, he can't.

[–]TickleTh1sElmo 2 points3 points ago

True, but now my post looks like the stupid one.

[–]FggyGggls 2 points3 points ago

It has come full circle.

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[–]Gamer4379 1 point2 points ago

My first thought was: I wonder how he feels about people correcting his spelling.

[–]justinwbb -5 points-4 points ago

Excercise*

[–]Tenugui 0 points1 point ago

Exzcersise*

[–]rustynosebleed 7 points8 points ago

You're so unfamiliar with exercising that you don't even know how to spell it.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 4 points5 points ago

[–]SpaizKadett 4 points5 points ago

You really should start exercising

[–]dirtysnake 3 points4 points ago

so how did an orangutan learn how to use the internet?

[–]The_Ugly_Upvoter 8 points9 points ago

How did a snake learn how to use the Internet?

[–]dirtysnake 2 points3 points ago

touché sir, touché indeed

[–]1htaehn 1 point2 points ago

At least you're not ugly.

[–]Sharpedgs 1 point2 points ago

haha, fat monkeys are even funnier than fat people.

Fat people suck and your cats hate you.

[–]morbiusfan88 1 point2 points ago

Fuck your shit. I can't eat my delicious sandwich now because I'm laughing so hard.

[–]asstits 1 point2 points ago

exersize

exer s ize

exe s rize

ex s erize

e s xerize

sexerize

[–]VernonDent 1 point2 points ago

Maybe you could use some of that couch time to learn how to spell.

[–]xGhost09 0 points1 point ago

you need to Exercise your brain homie!

[–]paxanimus -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for cake day; downvote for repost & typo.

[–]Eighties_Movie_Bully -1 points0 points ago

Smooth move ex-lax.

[–]Reddit_III -1 points0 points ago

Any sort of action like going to the fridge to get a snack or taking out the trash can be exercise. So next time someone tells you such a thing, might as well go get yourself a sandvich.