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[–]Not_True_Story 13 points14 points ago

"Dr.Dre - Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?

Eminem - What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!"

[–]iLovenakedLadies -1 points0 points ago

I love this song. Eminem, one of the best rappers out there.

[–]i_am_sad 0 points1 point ago

I prefer Insane.

[–]Ders_Fers -2 points-1 points ago

I love fucking teenage boys.

[–]prometheus5500 21 points22 points ago

http://0.tqn.com/d/skiing/1/0/o/0/-/-/rope1.jpg

It is a sort of "lift" sometimes used on smaller, usually beginner, hills. They are saying don't try to use one for two people... figured I'd toss out the reason for those who might actually be wondering.

[–]dan92 9 points10 points ago

So molestation while skiing is back on the table?

[–]Nexaz 1 point2 points ago

Well alright than let's get this party started.

[–]prometheus5500 0 points1 point ago

I have never seen a sign specifically prohibiting that at any ski resort...

[–]i_am_sad 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering why his ski pole was so long.

[–]koppck -1 points0 points ago

this really warrants explanantion?

[–]Mega_Toast 18 points19 points ago

No child molestation while skiing?

[–]serious__question 23 points24 points ago

If a stranger molests you while you're skiing, you're gonna have a bad time.

[–]bacon_butty 9 points10 points ago

In Austria, they encourage it if you are an adult.

[–]DELTATKG 3 points4 points ago

But only if you're both male.

Edit: also confused because the sign says Conveyor belt...

[–]robhob 0 points1 point ago

It's the conveyor belt that you stand on while getting onto the chairlift for the lazy in case you were wondering.

[–]bacon_butty 0 points1 point ago

It's a sign for a moving conveyor belt that moves skiers on to the chairlift.

[–]adarvesh0 2 points3 points ago

I‘m pretty sure they have a designated molestation spot, so nothing to worry about.

[–]Bigman6693 1 point2 points ago

My trip is ruined. Ruined!

[–]Diplomjodler 1 point2 points ago

I guess they have many priests skiing there.

[–]wisewizard 7 points8 points ago

No butt fucking on the lifts?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!

[–]leftnotracks 7 points8 points ago

Hey funboy, get a gondola.

[–]Sleekery 3 points4 points ago

Likely it means don't use the rope to pull you up while putting your child in front of you and pushing him.

[–]DutchPrisoner 2 points3 points ago

Basically, yes. It is unsafe for one person to hold the rope while also holding a person/child in front of them to help get them up the hill. So instead, each person who wants to go up the hill is required to be able to hold the rope themselves.

[–]leedorham 2 points3 points ago

...and that's why they called me "t-bar" in prison.

[–]KiwiSoldier 2 points3 points ago

What what, in the butt.

[–]Norowever 2 points3 points ago

i didnt realize penn state has a ski team

[–]IsThisTheInterwebs 1 point2 points ago

Kamaskitra?

[–]mateiwork 1 point2 points ago

So.. I guess that no catholic priests are allowed?

[–]Bluelightsaber2 1 point2 points ago

I've been doing it wrong my whole life

[–]Palamede 1 point2 points ago

But they told me to stick my pole when skiing.

[–]slicker_dd 1 point2 points ago

The picture is from Slovakia, these signs are pretty much in every ski center.

[–]CaptainDjango 1 point2 points ago

You know what, if I can't buttf*** a stranger/partner/distant family member/ski resort attendant on a skilift then life just isn't worth living anymore.

[–]otakucode 1 point2 points ago

You're allowed to say fuck (and buttfuck as well). This is the Internet.

[–]CaptainDjango 0 points1 point ago

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BALLS.

I feel so much better now. Thanks Reddit!

[–]ausconvert 1 point2 points ago

If you pizza when you should french fry, you're gonna have a bad time

[–]novafire08 0 points1 point ago

Do not have buttsex with children while skiing uphill. Got it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i found the "my pole has more wood than yours" in the backround more interesting...

[–]epicGOPfail 0 points1 point ago

this can't be Greece.

[–]I_POTATO_PEOPLE 0 points1 point ago

No guiding a beginner skier between your own skis. This is a pretty common way to teach kids.

Not sure why it would be banned though - it tends to be more controlled than having beginners racing around unchecked.

[–]Xakyri 0 points1 point ago

Now that is one sexski sign.

[–]HowYaGuysDoin 0 points1 point ago

Ah. A jean-skiier.

[–]Diplomjodler 0 points1 point ago

Maybe they have a lot of priests skiing there.

[–]Mucken 0 points1 point ago

This ruins the whole experience

[–]ecarter13 0 points1 point ago

Oh! So you mean no fun?!

[–]maaaaar 0 points1 point ago

Skiing in jeans, instant swag

[–]BeerPowered 0 points1 point ago

Why not?

[–]CrazedMaze 0 points1 point ago

Gaper alert

[–]jazz_trombone 0 points1 point ago

Child rape. Not okay on the ski slopes. Not okay anywhere.

[–]therealjag 0 points1 point ago

kids not allowed to push male adults up the hill using their anus.

[–]Stud_Muffin97 0 points1 point ago

Spider-Man you can no longer have butt sex on skis I this area

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I think the mountain is just trying to prevent injury, and made a silly mistake.

Also child molestation.

[–]dbeam308 0 points1 point ago

What do you mean, 'what'? Don't do that.

[–]shaunahq 0 points1 point ago

Confusing signs.

[–]gaspah 0 points1 point ago

isn't it clear. no sex with young boys on the slopes.

[–]stenmark -1 points0 points ago

I know, right, who skis in jeans anymore?