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[–]azien 130 points131 points ago

Brushin teeth is so much fun, But never let the water run. No, no, no, but never let the water run.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

This song haunts me when I brush my teeth so I have to turn the water pressure up to drown it out.

[–]kingshane 0 points1 point ago

It's relieving to learn I'm not alone.

[–]Justin007isback 88 points89 points ago

Bad luck Bryan: Practices good oral hygiene while being eco-friendly... looks like he's suckin' some D.

[–]laughingstick 24 points25 points ago

One day he's gonna look back and be like "Oh Fuck."

[–]Galeper 9 points10 points ago

More like "blarh blarh blarh"

[–]Septik_aydz 2 points3 points ago

"No... Wait... I was Lip Synching Back Street Boys... THATS HOW THEY SANG BACK THEN!!!"

[–]rocconyew 0 points1 point ago

I would love an AMA from this kid about the show.

[–]JeanRalfio 27 points28 points ago

Showoff.

[–]hellomynamesbruce 86 points87 points ago

"Hey Bobby checkout what Uncle Ronnie taught me to do, when he babysat me last week"

[–]arghnard 38 points39 points ago

[–]thatnakka 33 points34 points ago

"This video is a response to Fabolous ft. Drake - Throw it in the bag (Remix)"

wat?

[–]AirplaneRandy 17 points18 points ago

Stroke the shaft and cup the balls.

[–]sloaninator 5 points6 points ago

I watched this Barney vhs many times as a child, another childhood moment ruined.

[–]RNRSaturday 7 points8 points ago

I would think the childhood moment was ruined because you were watching Barney.

[–]itsmemod 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god, i cried of laughter. Thank you.

[–]hinduguru 290 points291 points ago

Oh look! It's OP

[–]rofldoctor 183 points184 points ago

[–]caseywheat 130 points131 points ago

Must've originated from here

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[–]BetYouCanReadThis 128 points129 points ago

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[–]Alexiel17 1 point2 points ago

Damn it, I was going to say that!

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[–]AjustableTableLamp 1 point2 points ago

I hate being that "you deserve more upvotes" guy, but I don't understand why you got downvoted into Oblivion.

[–]MrAnderson3 21 points22 points ago

It wasn't an imgur link, that shit matters around here

[–]chetlol 7 points8 points ago

Seriously, that link looks fucking intimidating.

[–]thadood2 3 points4 points ago

Failed link?

[–]delicious_dumplings 26 points27 points ago

"Just like brushing my teeth, right?"

"This is weird toothpaste..."

[–]illmatic707 9 points10 points ago

[–]DrewM254 46 points47 points ago

Oh he knows...

[–]wolfthang 13 points14 points ago

Eventually he will grow up... Make a Reddit account... Join f7u12.... And make a rage comic out of this using the "oh god why" face..

[–]Canvasch 1 point2 points ago

Using google-fu, this guy is in his 30's.

[–]wolfthang 2 points3 points ago

Great Scott! He is among us! Hide your wife's, hide your kids!

[–]Smorsh 5 points6 points ago

Hide your wife's what?

[–]kitteez 0 points1 point ago

Toothbrush

[–]lordmarkthe1st 6 points7 points ago

Dad?

[–]Brenmains 2 points3 points ago

Sorry had to see this son.

[–]Iblizzard92123 5 points6 points ago

He looks suspiciously like Bad Luck Brian.

[–]TheAmazingSkoof 13 points14 points ago

Just Bad Luck Brian brushing his teeth.

[–]Miguelerbee 21 points22 points ago

[–]PimpyMcHorseDikk 8 points9 points ago

First of all, whoever brushes their teeth like that has serious issues. He's clearly imagining a flavored shake weight.

[–]iAnnoyTurtles 8 points9 points ago

I don't think shake weights existed then...

[–]angrystarfish 9 points10 points ago

you know what did exist...dicks

[–]PimpyMcHorseDikk 1 point2 points ago

They did, but only expert weightlifters knew about their power.

[–]BrainSlurper 14 points15 points ago

Holy fuck. This repost is so new the link was still fucking purple. What the fuck, OP?

[–]thaspaam 3 points4 points ago

Are you sure you just didn't click it a few hours ago?

[–]BrainSlurper 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]eightyearoldsdude 2 points3 points ago

IAMA request, someone who jacked off to this gif.

[–]jlight119 4 points5 points ago

When I first this I was at my friends house and it was probably 4:00 in the morning and we decided to make really bad dirty jokes to TV shows. When we saw this we just looked at each other and laughed harder than we ever had before.

[–]ZosoCub[!] 6 points7 points ago

[–]twosheepforanore 8 points9 points ago

It looks like he knows too well.

[–]durtydubnutsub 17 points18 points ago

prolly gives better head than my gf

[–]FullClockworkOddessy 4 points5 points ago

Only one way to find out...

[–]MadelineAwesome 9 points10 points ago

MICHAEL FROM BARNEY. BIGGEST CRUSH.

[–]linz16 -4 points-3 points ago

If someone doesn't recognize this, they weren't born in the early 90's.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

LIEK DIS IF U GREW UP IN DA 90S!!!

[–]JakeTheHawk 0 points1 point ago

LIEK DIS IN 3 SECNDS

FTFY

[–]fukthecorporateworld 7 points8 points ago

He'll learn, after a bunch of scarring memories

[–]Great_Chairman_Mao 2 points3 points ago

AMA Request: this kid. Actually... I don't know what I'd ask him. Maybe how he feels looking back at this now.

[–]jimschrute 6 points7 points ago

I checked if this was from I_repost_old_as_fuck_posts_that_were_popular_as_fuck_on_reddit_before but it wasn't him.

[–]Deceptolon 5 points6 points ago

sucking like a pro

[–]illmatic707 13 points14 points ago

[–]blarglznoflo 1 point2 points ago

I think this was a song from Barney about brushing your teeth or something...I remember doing this action in a Barney song, and this looks very familiar.

[–]ajgator7 1 point2 points ago

...how good the real thing feels?

[–]fora-mejora 1 point2 points ago

Ahh, the innocent youth.

You suck, r/funny.

[–]travels666 1 point2 points ago

That doesn't get me until the very end, but then I LOL every time.

[–]edtehgar 1 point2 points ago

is this the tooth brush song from barney?

[–]iFartSunshine 1 point2 points ago

He's an adult now - we need to find him.

[–]flytaggart1 1 point2 points ago

Jesus Tommy! The symbol of our nation is right behind you!

[–]lennonramone 1 point2 points ago

Nah dude, he knows. It's cool.

[–]JustPeachy17 1 point2 points ago

All these comments are disturbing...

[–]TheKingAwesome 2 points3 points ago

Catholic Sunday school?

[–]Jcmac111 1 point2 points ago

Kid these days.

[–]GoldLegends 2 points3 points ago

this was years ago, like around 10 years ago from the show Barney.. so more like kids back then :D

[–]Jcmac111 0 points1 point ago

Kids back then.

[–]SuicidalTurkey 2 points3 points ago

Lance Bass?

[–]cheeriebomb 1 point2 points ago

I have the feeling you've just made several Catholic priests' day.

[–]Leo-D 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant

[–]stickygnargnarbrah 0 points1 point ago

He knew.

[–]Idiotank 0 points1 point ago

Looking at his haircut it is only a matter of time

[–]Devanismyname 0 points1 point ago

That was painful to see.

[–]karltee 0 points1 point ago

"Oh I'm brushing my teeth and having so much fun, I'll never let the water run, Oh I'll never let the water run. Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun!!" I remember watching this particular episode haha.

[–]Randomllama 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that how Kim kardashian got famous

[–]TheFlickeringSon 0 points1 point ago

Heres my number, call me maybe..

[–]hungoverlord 0 points1 point ago

he probably does.

[–]RedSolution 0 points1 point ago

I was instantly reminded of the kid from Nightmare on Elm Street 2.

[–]theshowlastnight 0 points1 point ago

That looks like very good tooth brushing technique.

See if you're still laughing when his teeth are in much better shape than yours 10 years down the road..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I watched this with Beastie Boys Sabotage playing and it made perfect sense

[–]wokeupsleepy 0 points1 point ago

That's got to be the most flexible penis ever. Or longest. o.O

[–]Pleaseluggage 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. He knew about that almost the day after they shot it. Worked on a job where he was an actor for Cyrix on a commercial for them. Some guy asked him about that and he kinda laughed and said yeah. Not a good moment.

[–]ADoseOfFuckitall 0 points1 point ago

Can we do an AMA request on this kid?

[–]tellmetwice 0 points1 point ago

He practices here in Houston, TX. (as an attorney guys)

[–]GiveEmHellMatty 0 points1 point ago

(If only he knew) He does. He's doing this for YOU.

[–]discovery721 0 points1 point ago

He knows.

[–]kingbreakfast 0 points1 point ago

Oh he knows, he knows....

[–]rayne1377 0 points1 point ago

Oh he knows ;)

[–]LieutenantTickles 0 points1 point ago

Still waiting on the nasty photoshops.

[–]If_You_Only_Knew 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ZombieCupcake815 0 points1 point ago

Definitelyade my morning! XD

[–]RichSnitch 0 points1 point ago

Is this from an episode of Barney? That dirty purple dinosaur.

[–]ttmegs 0 points1 point ago

isnt this...from barney?

[–]Corjo 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it? He's jut brushing his teeth

[–]dan92 0 points1 point ago

That kid's got talent.

[–]nothingintellectual 0 points1 point ago

Is that the kid from Barney who had the hearing aids? Because I'm pretty sure I vowed to marry him.

[–]Feyrus 0 points1 point ago

This kid was my bestfriend in elementary school. Oh gawd the regret he has xD

[–]teknopeasant 0 points1 point ago

Oh, he knows ... he knows.

[–]sultanblender 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, he's a total rock star.

Freddie Mercury.

[–]kevgaf78 0 points1 point ago

his dad is definitely disappointed

[–]PeruTheGnar 0 points1 point ago

Since I left my ex, this is pretty much all she does now. Except less brush, more paste.

[–]thelordofcheese 0 points1 point ago

Oh, he knows. He knows.

[–]Ragemakerr 0 points1 point ago

To be honest, how was he supposed to do it without it looking like he was sucking a dick?

[–]REDDIT- -1 points0 points ago

He's just brushing his teeth, psycho.

[–]pandatrooper 7 points8 points ago

who in the hell brushes their teeth like that

[–]joshbike 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the first legitimate laugh of my day, and probably the only one!

[–]pandatrooper 1 point2 points ago

i am glad i can make your day better. AWAY I GO!!

[–]-the-magician- 6 points7 points ago

i thought he was rolling some dice?

[–]goxilo 0 points1 point ago

..that brushing your teeth with such fervor doesn't do any more to aid in the fight against tooth decay and the gum disease known as gingivitis he might also prevent future tennis elbow.

[–]blakemesa 0 points1 point ago

Watching this while listening to some Ramones is surprisingly satisfying.

[–]I_got_syphilis_from 0 points1 point ago

OP: The Early Years

[–]girlsaregoodatmath 0 points1 point ago

Is that a young Justin Bieber?

[–]peepluvr 0 points1 point ago

If He Only Knew

He knew.

[–]harry_deepwood -1 points0 points ago

is that justin bieber?

[–]Kinglink 0 points1 point ago

Is that Justin Bieber as a kid?

[–]dancefuckerdance -2 points-1 points ago

mmmmm... he knows exactly what he's doing. and i like it.

[–]internetUser0001 0 points1 point ago

Those are some nice lips.

[–]curvfastball -1 points0 points ago

He knows.

[–]robo23 -1 points0 points ago

This episode was on Saturday night.

[–]kristovaher -2 points-1 points ago

Ah Justin Bieber.

[–]karmacomic -1 points0 points ago

Bieber was killed before his concert "Well i guess the killer was... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ...Justin time." YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­­­­­­­AAAAAAAAH

[–]Norowever -1 points0 points ago

wooooow XD