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[–]ccc1966 709 points710 points ago

Proof that zebras are white with black stripes

[–]masterwit 99 points100 points ago

No. This is Zebrafax. He is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers...

[–]badhobbit 2 points3 points ago

I will! I will take the ring to Mordor!

[–]Mucak 2 points3 points ago

People downvoting you didn't look at your name.

[–]Turian_Skeptic 246 points247 points ago

Unless zebras are actually golden, but have white AND black stripes. I'm an alien, I don't know this stuff.

[–]LeTigreLeTigre 128 points129 points ago

[–]ftang777 31 points32 points ago

Where is this from?

[–]kevinkm77 234 points235 points ago

The internet.

[–]radbrad7 37 points38 points ago

Good call.

[–]hinduguru 54 points55 points ago

what's with all the sevens?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

No clue.

[–]hockal00gy 24 points25 points ago

The front page a few days ago.

[–]TheyCallMeTomSawyer 7 points8 points ago

[–]martiniman 10 points11 points ago

Yes you do. Don't even pretend.

[–]bluegreenwookie 1 point2 points ago

this zebra is in fact gold with white stripes.

[–]sufferfromOCD 9 points10 points ago

[–]ccc1966 8 points9 points ago

Just a joke bro. There was no science put into this at all.

[–]Jakeman52 9 points10 points ago

The hell is with the downvote parade below you?

OH GOD WE JOINED THEM

[–]OldGobbo 1 point2 points ago

This prompted me to look up zebra stripes, it's pretty interesting actually.

[–]pminkin 218 points219 points ago

Much cooler than the zebra I saw in that Gaza city zoo.

[–]dothejiggy 72 points73 points ago

the donkey don't mind. he can get all the zebra pussy he wants.

[–]correct-my-english 58 points59 points ago

[–]reflythis 2 points3 points ago

Came here for this. The future is looking like Zonkeys.

[–]Nyarlathotep124 18 points19 points ago

[–]zedlord 4 points5 points ago

It's a Zonkey!

[–]reflythis 1 point2 points ago

Gotta love the Zonkey

[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON 4 points5 points ago

IDF be chasin all the zebra pussy away :(

[–]SteelMagnolias 15 points16 points ago

Ow, what happens when the tape comes off?

That must hurt.

[–]Conspic 20 points21 points ago

Nothing really. He's using masking tape. It's used for painting cause it comes off very easily without damaging or leaving any residue on the surface.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

For most animals with fur, you can apply duct tape to their fur and easily remove it without hurting the animal. Animals tend to have fur that is more oily and coarse than the typical human head of hair.

[–]Gully_Foyle 5 points6 points ago

That's a Tijuana Zebra!

[–]Rusty-Shackleford 1 point2 points ago

I like how the point of painting donkeys like Zebras is so they show up in old black and white photos. Must have been pretty important to photograph your donkey back in the 1800's.

[–]OM4E098 1 point2 points ago

They're making the stripes too uniform... What idiot will buy that?

[–]bluenightlight 4 points5 points ago

Probably the same kind of idiot who'd tape a donkey and expect others to believe it's a zebra.

[–]Halefor 1 point2 points ago

People who have never paid too much attention to zebra stripe patterns before?

[–]donahale 32 points33 points ago

Where is it in captivity

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

Hawaii

[–]rawrlos 70 points71 points ago

What a strange place to have a Zebra. :P

[–]Tyrant718 47 points48 points ago

Southwest must have fucked up his ticket and mishandled his baggage.

[–]Indeedee 2 points3 points ago

I got that joke, I've been on Reddit too long.

[–]thegrumpygnome 6 points7 points ago

I've been on reddit longer (unless you have other accounts) and I don't get it. I'm disappointed in myself.

[–]Tyrant718 5 points6 points ago

Don't be, I made the joke and don't know what joke were talking about.

[–]01010001 1 point2 points ago

They don't want her running away if she gets loose.

[–]ewinxr 14 points15 points ago

I LIVE IN HAWAII, WHERE IS THIS ZEBRA I MUST SEE

[–]lurkerturneduser 40 points41 points ago

Hawaii.

[–]radbrad7 26 points27 points ago

Sounds like he's pretty close.

[–]Kurokaze 3 points4 points ago

I was going to say, "If it's the only one in captivity, it's gotta be the one at Three Ring Ranch." Didn't know it was the only one in captivity.

[–]kokocostanza 2 points3 points ago

Zoe from Three Ring Ranch. My wife used to work there.

[–]Shitwick 2 points3 points ago

I'm going to hawaii this summer, so I'll have to see it.

[–]Mittyboy 142 points143 points ago

Hitler's type of zebra, blue eyes, and gold-blonde stripes...

[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON 50 points51 points ago

Uberbra

can't decide whether that would be a bad captcha, a pushup from the future, or somebody who uses too much axe body spray

[–]CrayolaS7 1 point2 points ago

Zubera

[–]notalandmine 1 point2 points ago

The Daniel Craig of zebras.

[–]anxiousalpaca 1 point2 points ago

Also beard.

[–]Axle-f 54 points55 points ago

Dat eye

[–]MonkeysDontEvolve 56 points57 points ago

The animal isn't albino. It has Leucism which is marked by a reduction in pigmentation, not a complete lack of pigmentation. This is what would lead to blue eyes and gold stripes. I'm a little drunk so I could be wrong, I'll bet an upvote that i'm right though.

Edit: Apparently it has Amelanism which is a similar condition. I guess I'll give up an upvote

[–]Godolin 6 points7 points ago

So you're saying that Aryans all have a common ancestor, who had Leucism.

[–]MonkeysDontEvolve 10 points11 points ago

I'm not sure that i'm saying that. "Aryans" developed light pigmentation over many thousands of years due to natural selection. A mutation here and there probably helped them along the way. I couldn't say they all have a single ancestor who suffered from Leucism though.

[–]Godolin 13 points14 points ago

For being a little drunk, you sure are a lotta smart.

[–]skarface6 1 point2 points ago

He may be drunk, but in the morning he'll still be smart.

[–]reflythis 1 point2 points ago

"...developed...", "...slight mutaition..."... that's all fine and dandy, but what about the monkeys?

[–]whatupnig 5 points6 points ago

I read this and originally thought, holy fuck, white people come from zebras.

[–]webhead311 7 points8 points ago

and the haircut...dont even get me started.

[–]adrian5b 1 point2 points ago

I bet this guy was the king of prom in Zebra High School

[–]waterdrop66 251 points252 points ago

No shiny Pokémon jokes yet? Huh.

[–]Revverie 72 points73 points ago

I came here to make one but then I realized blitzle is blue when shiny

[–]JDMcWombat 11 points12 points ago

CATCH IT! QUICK!

[–]DrizzX 7 points8 points ago

I'm always late to the show.

[–]YoureLateToTheParty 18 points19 points ago

Yeah. Yeah you are.

[–]vabebe 0 points1 point ago

Look who's talking.

[–]kidmerkury 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say "can't escape"

Reddit never disappoints

[–]fallintrust 3 points4 points ago

Definitely worth a Master Ball.

[–]VTJP 2 points3 points ago

Thank god for the cloning glitch in Gold and Silver! Master balls for everyone!

[–]havfunonline 81 points82 points ago

He looks sad :(

[–][deleted] 209 points210 points ago

Nope, what isn't shown is that he is looking into a mirror thinking, "Damn I'm the finest Zebra out there, no Zebra can touch my swag." Basically he gets all the bitches.

[–]epicaddict 51 points52 points ago

I'd tap that

[–]usernameblank 49 points50 points ago

This guy wants to fuck a zebra!

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points ago

Come on you dont think "Damn I wanna fuck that Zebra" when you see this picture

[–]webhead311 3 points4 points ago

sadly yes. I think people are just into exotic shit naturally.

[–]Drawtaru 12 points13 points ago

Actually, if zebra body language is similar to horse body language, I would say that he looks content, and slightly interested.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This guy knows what he's talking about.

[–]ANatale 13 points14 points ago

Butler, see this zebra? I must have it.

[–]alis96 21 points22 points ago

I can't tell if this is an Artemis Fowl reference or something else.

[–]Stikki_Plasma 7 points8 points ago

That was a surprisingly more interesting series than I thought it would be when I started reading it.

[–]Owncksd 5 points6 points ago

And then it got mediocre with the latest.

:(

[–]Serbaayuu 9 points10 points ago

And it just keeps going and I swear I thought it ended five times.

[–]Halefor 4 points5 points ago

Should have ended after The Eternity Cube.

Bah, been a while since I read them. Code, not Cube in the title.

[–]UnfoundHero 2 points3 points ago

I thought The Lost Colony was pretty good. I tried reading The Time Paradox, but it wasn't very immersive.

[–]Stikki_Plasma 1 point2 points ago

Was this when Butler was frozen to stay alive? The EC was my favorite, then the first one.

[–]JakeTheHawk 1 point2 points ago

The next book is the last. It's a great series though.

[–]valoopy 1 point2 points ago

Wait, that shit is still going? I thought it ended after like 3 books?

[–]Serbaayuu 1 point2 points ago

Yeah there are seven right now.

[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON 1 point2 points ago

There are 8 books now?! Christ...

[–]lloudermilk 11 points12 points ago

Her name is Zoe and she has amelanosis.

[–]primordial_soup 9 points10 points ago

We've captured their king! Victory is ours!

[–]killerbuttonfly 19 points20 points ago

Anyone else craving some Fruit Stripe gum now?

[–]goonsack 18 points19 points ago

Craving that 4 seconds of flavour before the gum turns to dull rubber.

[–]AdventurousAtheist[!] 4 points5 points ago

That's what it reminded me of, the wrappers.

[–]killerbuttonfly 2 points3 points ago

Nostalgia!

[–]jackalope503 7 points8 points ago

Fuckin majestic

[–]lLocaL 2 points3 points ago

Please could someone link me to somewhere where I can find more information about this zebra?

[–]cpqq 6 points7 points ago

[–]StewieBanana 14 points15 points ago

Lazy eye, old man whiskers, crazy riff raff Einstein hairdo. 2/10 Would not bang.

[–]totalyredness20 1 point2 points ago

And its fucked up that the only reason its in captivity is because some deuce bag would kill it and skin it if it was outside for more than 10 minutes.

[–]Isatis_tinctoria 2 points3 points ago

Shiny Zebra!

[–]mindblastuh 20 points21 points ago

Should repost to /r/shinypokemon and whore karma there too

[–]kingbinji 1 point2 points ago

what the hell is a shiny pokemon? -1st generation pokemon player

[–]mindblastuh 1 point2 points ago

Its a different colored pokemon, its pretty rare like every 1/8192 is a shiny. I've never seen one. I might have when i was a kid but dismissed it as a glitch or something

[–]theinvisiblenobody 2 points3 points ago

That is the wisest zebra I have ever seen.

[–]captmcfly 2 points3 points ago

For some reason, this reminds me of Fruit Stripe Gum.

[–]joeyda3rd 2 points3 points ago

Another view. http://www.flickr.com/photos/billadams/1100327860/

Anyone find pictures of the rest of it?

Edit: Nevermind, found it. http://threeringranch.org/gallery/g_images/trio.jpg

[–]TiLeMaNiA 2 points3 points ago

Your Gum is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]Attatt 50 points51 points ago

[–]timofo 10 points11 points ago

Is this still funny?

[–]douchequadbike 9 points10 points ago

ha!

[–]funderbolt 3 points4 points ago

That looks like an albino zebra.

[–]MonkeysDontEvolve 2 points3 points ago

It's not albino. It has Leucism or is leucistic. Although i'm not sure Leucistic is a word. It differs from an albino because the zebra clearly has pigment. For instance it's eyes are blue not red and it's stripes are gold not black which means there has to be some melanin being produced.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Beautiful.

[–]Aiconic 1 point2 points ago

Is the golden zebra similar to the white tigers? A defect rather than anything else. Not some sort or rare species.

[–]SpecialAgentScrotes 1 point2 points ago

Almost as rare as the always elusive Golden Shower.

[–]cpqq 1 point2 points ago

The loneliest whale in the world has met a friend.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

SHINY PONYTA!! SHINY PONYTA!! SHINY PONYTA!!!!!!

[–]plus245 1 point2 points ago

It has a bit of a nose hair issue.

[–]27thPW 1 point2 points ago

WHY IS THIS NOT IN R/AWW??

[–]HoovHoovie 1 point2 points ago

Donald trump is trying to buy it.

[–]Marsftw 1 point2 points ago

The spice must flow

[–]brownmandm 1 point2 points ago

For some reason, this Zebra made me think of Thom Yorke.

[–]ButtHurtChristFag 1 point2 points ago

Somebody needs a shave...

[–]I_Love_Asian_Girls 1 point2 points ago

I wonder what the power level of that zebra is?

[–]Rocknrollguitars27 1 point2 points ago

A shiny zebra appeared!

[–]musjunk22 1 point2 points ago

Its rumored that their tears cure cancer and their blood provides immortality.

[–]schnide1 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of shiny Pokemon.

[–]Wavanova 1 point2 points ago

SHINY POKEMON ARE REAL

[–]red321red321 1 point2 points ago

still not as cool as fruit stripe zebra. never forget.

[–]lowe624 1 point2 points ago

Here's some background on her, Zoe. http://threeringranch.org/animals/zoe.html

[–]techdek 1 point2 points ago

A shiny zebra appears!

[–]wonko11 1 point2 points ago

fuck, a super saiyan zebra?! We're all doomed!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Let's make a pros and cons list for zebras.

PROS:

  • Exotic (in respect to North America) animals are awesome.
  • Nothing is simpler than white and black.
  • Stripes are definitely in this season.

CONS:

  • Arguments of whether zebras are white with black stripes or black with white stripes are annoying.
  • They're not top of the food chain.
  • I can't ride them (yet).

VERDICT: Zebras are fashionable.

[–]benttwig33 1 point2 points ago

It's a real life shiny pokemon!

[–]hombregato 1 point2 points ago

When will they turn him into gum so I may chew it?

[–]Jose_Monteverde 1 point2 points ago

How can this only be a single animal? how can we make this be more than one?

[–]Dexter_of_Trees 1 point2 points ago

If hitler had a zebra this one would be it

[–]adrian5b 1 point2 points ago

Super Saiyan Zebras? That's it, we're fucked.

[–]yourmother-athon 1 point2 points ago

reminds me of this zebra

[–]helloalicehello 1 point2 points ago

Those damn Lannisters, getting into everything.

[–]spudcrazy 1 point2 points ago

Yea and he looks real happy about it

[–]Gloodisis_The_Hunter 1 point2 points ago

Aryan master race Zebra

[–]vagrantwade 1 point2 points ago

I guess golden zebra and pink dolphin sounds a lot cooler than Albino.

[–]wayofTzu 3 points4 points ago

Came here to see if anyone had already pointed that out. Congrats Vagrantwade of 14minutes ago!

[–]SPAGHETTIeatingFUCK 0 points1 point ago

He must get all the zebra poon

[–]dyn4mo 0 points1 point ago

Silly rabbit. You get more points for blue eyes.

[–]uncleRusty 0 points1 point ago

Ron Perlman of Zebras

[–]jdogdeluxe 0 points1 point ago

Bet that took forever to paint.

[–]tom1059 0 points1 point ago

Such a beautiful animal.

[–]fentooooon 0 points1 point ago

This is fuckin awesome

[–]tskalyo 0 points1 point ago

The oldest zebra in recorded history, Hitler's prized golden zebra is the only one left in captivity...

[–]themarbz 0 points1 point ago

He looks super happy to be in captivity, too!

[–]GreyscaleCheese 0 points1 point ago

He looks really wise.

[–]sweeptheaorta 0 points1 point ago

Aryan zebra...

[–]Aurorasoccer7 0 points1 point ago

It's beautiful

[–]rhymeswithgrack 0 points1 point ago

Probably the living vessel of an ancient and wise spirit.

[–]uberkonsumer 0 points1 point ago

Aryan mutha fukkahhh. Grape soda yeeeahhh boyyyiii!!!!

[–]AL_E_P 0 points1 point ago

coolest thing I've recently seen! so peaceful

[–]melbosa 0 points1 point ago

Faces of Meth: Zebra Edition

[–]erfna 0 points1 point ago

I just think she needs to shave...

[–]toucansam92 0 points1 point ago

Would it be considered an albino zebra?

[–]douchequadbike 0 points1 point ago

That is the coolest god damn animal I have ever seen.

[–]sonastyinc 0 points1 point ago

It's majestic!

[–]zestylimeo 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Daniel Craig.

[–]shatonamime 0 points1 point ago

looks like Paul Bettany

[–]itismelol 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how long it will take until this becomes an advice animal

[–]Jacob_Ninja_Potato 0 points1 point ago

looks yummy

[–]Hotascurry 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if he gets discriminated against by other zebras. I'll bet it's not a life of glitz and glam for him. oh wait, yea it is.

[–]Sampson123 0 points1 point ago

When it's dead they should skin it and make a coat from its furs

[–]DoItFaggots 0 points1 point ago

Got pubes on your face bro.

[–]quicklookleft 0 points1 point ago

um.... albino? His eyes suggest it

[–]trenlock 0 points1 point ago

MUST RUB FUR..

[–]ForeverAvailable 0 points1 point ago

Dat eye

[–]blurgdeeblurblur 0 points1 point ago

Warning: Toner low, please replace.

[–]UnCookedBean 0 points1 point ago

Its power level is over 9000!

[–]GherkinForceps 0 points1 point ago

A Lannister Zorse

[–]Witching_Hour 0 points1 point ago

Gotta catch em' all!

[–]profduke49 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god, look at the beautiful eye!

[–]iabmob 0 points1 point ago

Golden Zebra obviously don't give a shit.

[–]B7U12EYE 0 points1 point ago

Fruit Stripes

[–]hennesce 0 points1 point ago

seems like something that would only exist in Harry Potter

[–]workforlife6211 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Look at those eyes!

[–]Kuhio_Prince 0 points1 point ago

Let me guess, he has Extra Health, Waller, Molten and Desecrator...and then just drops gold.

[–]says_words 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to devise a master plan to steal it.

Then I will eat it.

[–]starchild2099 0 points1 point ago

finally a zebra racists can be comfortable with.

[–]greywilson 0 points1 point ago

If the internet has taught me anything, its that golden zebras have blue eyes.

[–]fuckinlovecats 0 points1 point ago

the damn Lannisters at it again.

[–]DerNalia 0 points1 point ago

Pokemon ARE real. =D

[–]WowbaggerMM 0 points1 point ago

Fucking beautiful.