New to Reddit. I don't own a cat and I'm not an atheist. I don't have a cool job and I don't have a girlfriend who makes me cool stuff. I don't smoke weed, I have no awesome photography skills and I don't own Diablo 3.

mossyskeleton · 3 months

So you post an overused gif.

You'll fit right in.

nukefudge · 3 months

redditor for 2 hours

oh but you were lurking before that, weren't you...

robberyinprogress · 3 months

Is there a sub Reddit for extremely boring people?

blayned · 3 months

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Tygurz · 3 months

Welcome to the club man. Everything you stated in the title applies to me.

pj134 · 3 months

He didn't say he's not gay...

EroSennin78 · 3 months

Hmmm.. for being NEW to Reddit you sure do know a lot of whats going on. I call Shenanigans.

tax_collector · 3 months

Perhaps r/spacedicks will peak your interest...

LukeNygma · 3 months

Don't worry, there's a subreddit for everyone here :P

occupytheinternet · 3 months

Looks like you've already got the hang of it.

TheTalentedAmateur · 3 months

The same thing happened to me about a year ago. I was like you. First, I got a cat. Then a second one...Now I send school sports consent forms in for my kid, and where it says "religion", I put Taoist Agnostic (reformed) just to screw their computers up. I quit weed 20 years ago, but now that the kids are older, maybe I should start again...Get out while you still can.

OfcDangle · 3 months

Wow, you sure know a lot about Reddit. New, you say?

Devanismyname · 3 months

A lot of people on reddit don't have any of this either. They pretend to be cool for upvotes.

day_bowbow · 3 months

Grandpa Simpson's the same way

darchangel · 3 months

Except for being new to reddit, ditto on all accounts. But I've still managed to waste countless hours here, have a good time, and experience some pretty great stuff.

yodach · 3 months

Man that guy had to feel like a tool hahaha.

Root-Germanicus · 3 months

Ah yes, perhaps you might be interested in /r/circlejerk?

sneakyrabbit · 3 months

I don't play games like diablo, my cool job is raising my kids, my partner is great but not handy, I don't smoke weed or to any other drug & I'm not an atheist. None the less, I still love Reddit. There, see? Feel better?

lolwutpear · 3 months

Well, you already seem to understand the concept of reposts.

Wallgirl · 3 months

redditors are being nice to you on this thread - but be warned, most of the time that you post something you think is thought provoking or interesting, you will get downvoted into oblivion, unless it's in line with the reddit hive mind.

that's just the way people are around here. mostly dicks. but hey, it can be fun and interesting - just don't get your hopes up.

Ajkvr1 · 3 months

get Diablo 3. And all you problems will be gone.

FubarGrn · 3 months

are you my twin? ಠ_ಠ

Fyrus · 3 months

For someone so new to reddit, you sure know all of it's weak points, and you even know how to repost things!

sir_swagbadger · 3 months

I'm sorry?

SlaughterMeister · 3 months

Not an atheist on reddit?

Give it time.

zu7iv · 3 months

Seriously though, you should get Diablo 3

ravikarna27 · 3 months

Don't worry, you'll become an atheist :P jk welcome though!

furywarrior · 3 months

redditor for a year and I am none of those things either. it doesn't really matter as long as you stay away from r/atheism. they can get a little bitey. I don't mind them myself (being an agnostic) but I think you know what I mean.

pistashley_O · 3 months

and yet, you have proven your worth. Welcome.

im_too_literal · 3 months

Same here! No pets, not an atheist (if I had to I'd say I'm spiritual-nonreligious, but that's almost as bad as being a charismatic on here), unemployed student, no creative boyfriend, no smoking anything, no camera, and no "real" videogames. We need to start a club.

Gilgifax · 3 months

How'd you find out about Reddit?

halfnhalf · 3 months

And you're already a grandmaster karma whore.

Fishing_Dude · 3 months

Hey me too..

BlueGreenPlanet · 3 months

You fit in here.

NumberOneBrony · 3 months

describes me perfectly.

Ted_the_red · 3 months

Same here man :/

rolandwarter · 3 months

but you do have a great sense of embrace

[deleted] · 3 months

Welcome to the club.

THREEinINK · 3 months

You want some cheese with that wine?

FrenchieM · 3 months

I am the 1%

codebrown · 3 months

well, not yet...

Rageism · 3 months

I'm not the only one!

beanso · 3 months

Hey, just here to tell you you don't need to smoke weed to get karma from /r/trees. Append "[#]" (with # being a number between 1-10) to the end of your post and you're guaranteed upvotes.

1witty_teenager · 3 months

Brother!!!!

trikillr42 · 3 months

You are just like me dude. i know that feel bro

Mokeez · 3 months

New to reddit Knows everything redditors post

ChangingHats · 3 months

...but you sure do know how to draw attention to yourself.

1leggeddog · 3 months

Take a seat in the back and don't make a sound.

lectrik · 3 months

Fuck it, I'm upboating him.

berusplants · 3 months

Give it time.....

uguysmakemesick · 3 months

You sound like someone who I would like.

i_drah_zua · 3 months

Well, you could always repost.

Agehn · 3 months

The aspect ratio in the gif is so squished. It makes Obama look round faced and the awkward guy look like an awkward dwarf.

BLACKdrew · 3 months

guess you're here for the porn then...

Bondsy · 3 months

But you have more karma than me, congrats.

Cadetsumthin · 3 months

You and I....were 87% alike...

My girlfriend makes me cool shit.

fastslowfast · 3 months

You are so fucked!

send2victor · 3 months

Now you have karma

boshee · 3 months

But now you have karma.

xwexcollidex · 3 months

Well. Looks like we are friends.

LuVega · 3 months

Getting a cat is easy, becoming an atheist is easy, and smoking weed we is easy. (even though its illegal) Just do all those three things and you'll be fine. (Everything else is not so easy)

HotHeadNine · 3 months

Me too!

wakejedi · 3 months

Dig deeper, the front page is the cover of the book.

what_ever_man · 3 months

Something smells fishy here guys, I think he might be trying to rob us with charm.

Pinkie0314 · 3 months

As much as it may seem like it, Reddit is not a place for people to compete with one another for awesomeness. It just happens naturally.
That being said, Reddit also provides endless opportunities to see awesome shit that might inspire you to develop your own awesome shit.
Stay with it. If there's something that you are into, there is almost guaranteed to be a subreddit of like-minded peeps.

anderangel73 · 3 months

Someone didn't check the office email today!

brendosmash · 3 months

your life sounds boring what do you do for fun?

LummyBummy_nighoe · 3 months

My man lets start a boring people's club! And talk about other peoples cool shit they do!

rscarson · 3 months

Those things come later, don't you worry.

Shikabamdesertwolf · 3 months

You sure you aren't from Circlejerk? NEW TACTICS I SEE... And they're working!

REWK · 3 months

Take it easy on yourself. You made me chuckle tonight. Thanks.

Swampf0x · 3 months

Do something. No, not scour the internet for something. Do something and record it, film it, or whatever.

Post results.

???

Profit!

stajmw · 3 months

Sounds like me... except I own diablo 3... welcome to reddit, pal!

Atlanticlantern · 3 months

To clarify: you don't have to own Diablo 3, you just have to complain about it.

TheGeneralGrievous · 3 months

You're not... You don't..... You... Wait, what exactly is it that you DO then?

moreorlessrelevant · 3 months

I was expecting a "I'm the 99%" at the end...

vidgameplaya · 3 months

That'll do pig. That'll do.

lostmyth · 3 months

same here

babbish · 3 months

Try drinking Dos Equis.

0snaps · 3 months

You'd fit in well with r/circlejerk.

Woe_and_Fury · 3 months

We'll have to change you from top to bottom, First off I'd like to say, thank you for being honest...

RockemSockemBrobots · 3 months

Yet.

[deleted] · 3 months

you are the 99% here my friend

akutabi · 3 months

So . . . you're me.

EthicalReasoning · 3 months

you still have time to buy diablo 3

biceryen · 3 months

People like us should make a new website. With blackjack! And hookers!

gin12 · 3 months

Im upvoting you because I have none of the above either.

jayz93j · 3 months

If nothing else i suggest you smoke weed

Byrkmire · 3 months

You are exactly like me.

FlippityFlip · 3 months

This reminds me of the beginning of the MCR song I'm Not Okay. On the video, one mate says to the other,

"You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it."

I read this in that guy's voice.

Twatless · 3 months

yet more karma in one post than mine combined

Scenro · 3 months

Welcome to Reddit, the beginning of the end of your social life! :D

Jemma6 · 3 months

You'll fit right in here

70000 · 3 months

I thought this post was going to be about Obama not being an atheist to start with, sad that even with that expectation I am disappointed.

BillTanner · 3 months

Can you photoshop?

knerp · 3 months

you could get a guess pass

JoeMoney333 · 3 months

... Are you .... ME?!

crocket54 · 3 months

Then why are you here?

TheColorMan · 3 months

That's funny, so do I, but I still float around this place for some reason.

FuriousBanana · 3 months

/r/anticirclejerk

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