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[–]_Gingy 19 points20 points ago

From what I've been told the Hulk can't die. A friend told me in one of the comics Bruce Banner was old and died, but the Hulk took over the body and lived on. I'm not entirely sure if this is true, but it sounds cool.

[–]FlyingPasta 17 points18 points ago

Did you see the Avengers? All they needed was the Hulk. That's it. The Hulk basically did all the work.

[–]nondickyatheist 8 points9 points ago

He's very weak to magic.

[–]KernelD 7 points8 points ago

The last thing they needed was Loki using his staff on the hulk. That would've pretty much ended the whole situation.

[–]nondickyatheist 7 points8 points ago

If Loki had trained for battle there would be no contest.

[–]effilctar 1 point2 points ago

[–]nondickyatheist 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, that's not canon.

[–]masterwit -1 points0 points ago

Blocked in the U.S.

Lots like I finally need to start setting up my proxies for this computer.

[–]effilctar 2 points3 points ago

Or get the Proxtube add-on if you're using firefox.

[–]masterwit 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, a more elegant fix indeed

[–]MadroxKran 0 points1 point ago

The Hulk is the most powerful normal (non-deityish like Eternity) character in Marvel. He stepped up to the Sentry, who has the power of a million exploding suns.

[–]FlyingPasta 0 points1 point ago

Well, he kicked both of the deities' asses in the Avengers.

[–]MadroxKran 0 points1 point ago

They're not deitis so much, especially not in the Ultimate series. In the normal series they're referred to as "godlings" by beings like Eternity. More like demigods.

[–]FlyingPasta 0 points1 point ago

Oh I see... The scene with Loki was hilarious.

[–]ab103630 3 points4 points ago

100 percent true. The dudes taken a nuke and it didn't even knock him down. I've seen him regenerate entire limbs and organs in seconds as well.

[–]TardisMechanic 12 points13 points ago

^ this dude has seen The Hulk 'nuff said

[–]ab103630 3 points4 points ago

I get out a lot.

[–]vadergeek 0 points1 point ago

He can die. He died recentlyish, actually. It's just that he's very tough, has a healing factor, and takes over in dangerous situations.

[–]YaDshu 0 points1 point ago

bruce banner attempted to kill himself by shooting himself in the mouth. Hulk spit out...

[–]AtomicTacoCanada[S] -1 points0 points ago

Seems legit...

Does sound cool in a weird kind of way.

[–]molmu -5 points-4 points ago

[–]DrBeansPhD 0 points1 point ago

Damn it.

[–]_Gingy 0 points1 point ago

You can't even Rick Roll properly.

[–]molmu 0 points1 point ago

:S it was working properly yesterday!

[–]_Gingy 0 points1 point ago

Youtube is fast.

[–]Just_th3_T1p 33 points34 points ago

This is fucking Genius, deserves reposting

[–]DoctorRobert420 0 points1 point ago

this is a repost...

[–]Eats_Beef_Steak 1 point2 points ago

As a part of reddit, I can confirm this.

[–]Jesus_luvs_Jenkem 0 points1 point ago

Thanks 4chan!

[–]350camaro -4 points-3 points ago

Funny, but should stay in r/NigelThornberry

[–]bsjay 13 points14 points ago

Upvote for Blargha-

[–]the_dying_punk 1 point2 points ago

Was he putting sunglasses on top of sunglasses?

[–]dacaeq 1 point2 points ago

[–]VolatileChemical 1 point2 points ago

The "BLARGHAR..." is always the best part of these.

[–]jeffha3 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info on why AtomicTacoCanada is a butt horn might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Hulk is dead 8coms 12pts 25dys funny
Nigel 2coms -7pts 10hrs funny
"Smashing" 2coms -10pts 15dys funny
Horatio Thornberry 1com 0pts 18dys funny
Upload ALL the Nigel Thornberry Gifs! 1com -5pts 20dys funny
Blarghaaahrgarg 0coms 12pts 20dys funny
Nigel Thornberry 106coms 946pts 20dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Painkiller655321 2 points3 points ago

I lost it at the last frame

[–]Sexual_Lettuce 1 point2 points ago

Why is there no nigel subreddit??

[–]Sexual_Lettuce 9 points10 points ago

Mother of god... thank you...

[–]AdmiralHerpDerp 4 points5 points ago

No, Thank YOU Sexual_Lettuce

[–]Brett42 -1 points0 points ago

Just the existence of that subreddit has cost me some sanity.

[–]MyOldLady 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this face I think: Eugene Hütz.

[–]FlyingFishCake 0 points1 point ago

BLAAAAAAAAARRGHHHH

[–]I_SHANK_WAFFLES 0 points1 point ago

Speaking of reposts, ohmygoditsarepost

[–]draven844 0 points1 point ago

Why does he still have glasses on after he takes them off? ಠ_ಠ

[–]rix0r 0 points1 point ago

Am I supposed to imagine that BLARGH part just like the YEAAAAHHH in my head?

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[–]crazycriv 5 points6 points ago

Whine whine whine. It's images on your computer screen. Don't whine when they're not to your liking. Just click them away from your mind. Do it with me. Click. Good.

[–]Uses_Old_Memes 0 points1 point ago

I think I just shit myself from laughing. Thanks for brightening my crappy day a little bit.

[–]FifeeBoy 0 points1 point ago

it was a pretty meh joke, but then i saw the "blargharg" instead of the "YEAA" and chuckled, props to you good sir

[–]kiloalpha -1 points0 points ago

Nigel has 2 pairs of sunglasses apparently.

[–]lordgunhand -1 points0 points ago

Why did you get down voted? One pair on his face and one that he's about to put on.

[–]diruo 3 points4 points ago

[–]DonaldsPizzaHaven -1 points0 points ago

gayy

[–]Smoofer -4 points-3 points ago

Fuck, this is retarded.

/r/funny is actually just /r/9gag

[–]blackredshoes9 0 points1 point ago

Downvote for you. You put Oprah in a bad mood.

[–]TardisMechanic -2 points-1 points ago

thank you, oh also my keyboard full of cereal I spat out thanks you.....

[–]JBurrows_ -3 points-2 points ago

I think you a word.

[–]Right_on_BRO -1 points0 points ago

Thanks for the spoiler.

[–]Latirem -1 points0 points ago

This would have been much funnier if the final panel's text said "Cheerio"

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Stonefaced until "BLARGHA(r?)-"

[–]OnceNeverAgain -2 points-1 points ago

One question, why is he holding one pair of sunglasses but wearing another?

[–]gary0ak -2 points-1 points ago

I thought it wasn't gonna be a funny comic.
Then I read the last panel in his voice.
Giggle fits ensued.

[–]skottfree -3 points-2 points ago

He may not be smashing it, but he be smangin' it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0

[–]yeah-yeah4 -3 points-2 points ago

Is it just me or does Nigel look badass in sunglasses