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[–]Almost_Dead 25 points26 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
We named him Richard! 2coms 1pt 1mo pics
Wiener dog 6coms 43pts 1mo funny
Hello, my name is Richard. But my friends call me Dick. 1com 0pts 1mo funny
Meet Dick... 4coms -6pts 2mos funny
The dog's name is Dick. 11coms 11pts 3mos funny
I'd feel a bit weird petting this dog... 2coms 1pt 3mos funny
Reddit: I present to you...a Jack-Russel with a dick on his back...really. 268coms 1429pts 3mos pics
Haters gonna hate. gtfo 0coms -5pts 1mo funny
This dog is a real dick... 2coms 2pts 1mo aww
Is there something on my back ?? 5coms 12pts 2mos funny
They've called him Dick 3coms 4pts 25dys funny
So there was this wiener dog.... 4coms 11pts 2mos funny
My cousin just adopted a dog, guess what she called him. 7coms -7pts 3mos pics
That's what I call a wiener dog [SFW] 7coms 38pts 3mos funny
Wonder what Reddit would name him... 5coms -8pts 3mos funny
My friend adopted/rescued a dog over the weekend. Needless to say, she named him Willy.... 9coms -5pts 20dys funny
His name is Dick. No joke. 6coms 17pts 3mos funny
Dick Dog 3coms 4pts 5dys funny

[–]supremevagina 0 points1 point ago

What site do you use to find that stuff?

[–]MothSlayer 1 point2 points ago

Karma decay?

[–]Swagazine 0 points1 point ago

it took me that many reposts to finally see whats going on in the picture.

still no upvotes for it though

[–]zdoity 0 points1 point ago

I was just about to say...Richard would have been much funnier.

[–]two_Thirds 0 points1 point ago

I liked willy

[–]HotwaxNinjaPanther 15 points16 points ago

Not this god damn picture again.

[–]LazerChicklets 7 points8 points ago

THAT'S IT!!

-unsubscribes from r/funny-

[–]Northern_Pal 33 points34 points ago

Your name is reposter

[–]netabuser -1 points0 points ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

[–]AtTheLeftThere 11 points12 points ago

How many times is this going to get posted?

[–]huuuuuge 5 points6 points ago

Weiner Dog

[–]ninjasenses 2 points3 points ago

His name is Robert Paulson

[–]RyeGuyy 3 points4 points ago

Your name is Liar. Fuck you reposter.

[–]NEEEEEN 1 point2 points ago

I hate when people get a billion karma for something thats been reposted a hundred times..

[–]Senjiroh 0 points1 point ago

The trick is to stop caring about Karma. Then you just pity these people.

[–]nate6621 0 points1 point ago

HOLY WEINER BATMAN

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Bummer of a birthmark, Dick.

[–]realmodzzzz 0 points1 point ago

Would have been better if it went the other way.

[–]ToastmahGhost 0 points1 point ago

dick, come!

[–]SHAKEmyTOTS 0 points1 point ago

What kind of DICK would reposts

[–]jestr6 0 points1 point ago

Amazing how many people own this breed with the exact same pattern.

[–]packerbacker1221 0 points1 point ago

It's pronounced "repost"

[–]seanlax5 0 points1 point ago

although a repost, I have just noticed it could be mistaken for a mexican passing a large turd

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it.

[–]nickyobro 0 points1 point ago

And he's a wiener dog

[–]accountfour 0 points1 point ago

Poor guy.

[–]ANAL_BEADS_ONLY -1 points0 points ago

My name is up your anus.

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[–]packerbacker1221 -1 points0 points ago

The odds of this being photoshopped... not mind boggling

[–]icepickjones -1 points0 points ago

Reposters should burn! I declare a jihad on all reposters! Lalalalalalalala! If you sacrifice yourself in the act of downvoting a reposter, you shall receive 40 upvotes in the next life.