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[–]Rickiero 30 points31 points ago

Not sure why one would be looking at bacon hot dogs to begin with

[–]Gangringo 34 points35 points ago

Because bacon hot dogs.

[–]cerebraleffect 1 point2 points ago

This is a valid point.

[–]RHPM 8 points9 points ago

OP probably was searching for naughty Paula Dean pictures, and needed a cover-up.

[–]billofrighteous 8 points9 points ago

More pictures like that can be found here. Don't ask me why I know of such things.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

The name of that website is so... I think i've been here before.

[–]literacolax 6 points7 points ago

What about Bacon Cheese-filled hot dogs?

[–]BL0NDEEEEE 2 points3 points ago

What about bacon hot dogs dipped in melted cheese then deep fried?

[–]Samen28 1 point2 points ago

What about orgasms?

[–]OhMyWhatIsThat 2 points3 points ago

Oh man, I seriously had plans to make bacon wrapped hot dogs tonight, but this just completely sealed the deal.

[–]clyde_taurus 4 points5 points ago

DIABEEEEEETUS, ya'll!

[–]Astard 1 point2 points ago

Bacon wrapped hotdogs with a maple bar as a bun?!

[–]BlueChainsawMan 1 point2 points ago

[–]Feltron 0 points1 point ago

very Dr. Strangelove

[–]Nuzzums 1 point2 points ago

Paging r/trees

[–]Rubba-D 1 point2 points ago

Paula Dean Riding uncut wiener

[–]jenngersnap 0 points1 point ago

Don't know if hungry or turned off forever..

[–]QuillJS 0 points1 point ago

I like butter on my bacon hot dogs.

[–]Tigger_Tickler 3 points4 points ago

I like butter in my butter

[–]EpicMoose 1 point2 points ago

Yo dawg...

[–]MRjubjub 0 points1 point ago

[–]Pinkpod 0 points1 point ago

And then i saw her face.

[–]horromantic_dramedy 0 points1 point ago

Favorite thing to say while eating a baconed dessert (in a slow-mo Paula Deen voice):

"They're gonna take mah foot..."

[–]gofistyourself 0 points1 point ago

Shes riding those bacon hot dogs to r/wtf

[–]VonMeatstein 0 points1 point ago

Where is the butter?

[–]maroonbandito 0 points1 point ago

[–]GhostofVincentPrice 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah, girl! Ride that weenie!

[–]rootyb 0 points1 point ago

My family makes "stuffed hot dogs". You slice a hot dog open lengthwise (but not all the way through), pull it open, put a slice of cheese and a pickle wedge in, then wrap the whole thing in bacon, held in place by toothpicks.

BBQ normally. Enjoy the magic.

[–]Amaturus 0 points1 point ago

Needs to be smothered in butter and mayo and then Paula Deen will be pleased.

[–]QueRolloPollo 0 points1 point ago

You are almost describing the Sonoran style hot dog. The best of the best.

[–]Beegee7730 0 points1 point ago

Bacom makki hottudoggu?

[–]Tin_Fins 0 points1 point ago

Better than just bacon hotdogs.

Lived in Tucson for a few years. My wife and I still make these for guests in the summertime (we live much farther North now).

[–]BOOM_KID_FSU -3 points-2 points ago

FUCK YES!!

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I"VE EVER SEEN.

I don't know if i'm overly sleep depsrived, but i just started laughing my ass off YES. I've found reddit gold. Look at her ridding that big boy, she's about to pull some butter out of her tit and go to town. Slip n' slide for her vag on the totem pole of hot diggity dog deliciousness

LMAO YEA FATTY RIDE THAT DOGGY YEYEEEEAAAAHHHAAWWW lmaooo