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[–]bigdog87 60 points61 points ago

Haha but seriously though, all my friends are dead.

[–]Redhavok 1 point2 points ago

One of my favourite books

[–]bigmeech 16 points17 points ago

SNL writer on Facebook*

[–]guoshuyaoidol -5 points-4 points ago

SNL writer on Facebook for Betty White

FTFY

[–]bonerjamz2001 22 points23 points ago

Haha this is hilarious because everyone she has ever loved is dead.

[–]AnIrrelevantElephant 8 points9 points ago

Good thing I saw this episode before because there's no way in hell I would have known how to spell the word pronounced wee-geee

[–]Cro_no 3 points4 points ago

[–]Deracination 1 point2 points ago

NO ಠ_ಠ

[–]paranoidbeemer 11 points12 points ago

Betty White, I have no idea what made you decide to have a career resurgence at 89 years old, but it's fucking awesome, so keep on trucking.

[–]paranoidbeemer 11 points12 points ago

I love Betty White so much.

[–]infinitemonkeyrage 9 points10 points ago

older than the internet.

literally.

[–]Tasgall 0 points1 point ago

That's really not saying much...

[–]DaFitz 2 points3 points ago

this happened such a long time ago and has somehow been posted once a month since it did happen

my god

[–]That_Canadian_Eh 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks that Betty White is the most awesome lady on the planet?

[–]paranoidbeemer 3 points4 points ago

Bless that woman's soul. She has more talent in one little finger nail than all the Kardashians combined.

[–]trogdor5 16 points17 points ago

SO BRAVE

[–]paranoidbeemer 1 point2 points ago

That was the best SNL episode of the past 3 years.

[–]konan375 1 point2 points ago

it bugs me that ouija is pronounced wee-gee, because it really confuses me to read ouija

[–]Cloberella 0 points1 point ago

It's French, and makes sorta sense if you know the French word for yes, "oui" ("we"). Then when you read it it's "oui-ji" and it's a little less wtf. At least, that's how I remember its spelling.

[–]Iradain 2 points3 points ago

She's old, we get it.

[–]coloh91 0 points1 point ago

I think it's impossible for me to get sick of her! So much talent and class. She's hilarious.

[–]Hughezy 0 points1 point ago

Bitch please, I am Betty White!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This would be so much better as a twitter screenshot from an account called @Betty_Wh1teFunny

[–]guoshuyaoidol 0 points1 point ago

How do you "white on Facebook?"

[–]Ghost-Dog 0 points1 point ago

i dunno wtf an ouija board is and i dont give enough of a fuck to look it up

[–]I-enjoy-cake 0 points1 point ago

An I the only one who read the title first as ''Being White on Facebook''?

[–]Wausau 0 points1 point ago

If I want to get in touch with reposts I go to 9 gag.

[–]olevaar 0 points1 point ago

Betty White is funny because she is old and jokes about it. Hahaha. Ha...

[–]mellangatang -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only person who's tired of Betty White?

[–]randallfromnb 0 points1 point ago

Great episode.

[–]Planet-man 0 points1 point ago

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S OLD BUT SAYS THINGS OLD PEOPLE DON'T USUALLY TALK ABOUT.

[–]madc0wdisease -3 points-2 points ago

God damn it. We get it, Betty White is old, but she's "still got it." Holy shit I'm so sick of Betty fucking White. At this point, I don't know if I want her to die. I mean, yeah they'll do tributes and crap for weeks, but at least she won't be starring, guest starring and doing cameos in every fucking thing.

edit: fixin' the autocorrect

[–]HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO -1 points0 points ago

I'll trade ya, Betty. My friends are pricks.

[–]randallfromnb -1 points0 points ago

She is so old that her boobs are labled "coloreds" and "whites only"

[–]yeeerrrp -1 points0 points ago

We get it! You're old!

[–]HunterHunted -3 points-2 points ago

That wasn't funny. Betty White isn't funny.

[–]glennrosehv 1 point2 points ago

THANK YOU

[–]Murdacai -1 points0 points ago

That's not about Facebook. It's about her age.

[–]jaydoh -1 points0 points ago

Looks like David Spade in the background with the guitar...

[–]ab103630 -1 points0 points ago

Hahahahahaha so funny.

[–]hank_kingsley -2 points-1 points ago

facebook is the reason why people still know who betty white is.

[–]CarpeDiem25 -3 points-2 points ago

This woman is honestly one of my favorite actresses ever. Yes, she's old, but she's probably one of the few old people I actually like.