Now im never late for work

Scorp63 · 3 months

Not OP's clock/idea. Old as the internet.

xiipaoc · 3 months

What time is it set for?

TETANUS TIME!

Thesilverbullitt · 3 months

Good idea but, ahem, tacky job.

Strange1130 · 3 months

whats with all the reposts lately?

Eddie_Dingle · 3 months

The thing is, I would carefully pinch one of the tacks and press down on the snooze. At 7 AM, not much can come between me and 9 more minutes of sleep.

ydoug · 3 months

How I feel in this thread

hotlawndream · 3 months

calls in "bleeding" every day

Kryten_2X4B_523P · 3 months

To make it reaally work, cover the tacks in AIDS.

HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO · 3 months

Remember to post a picture from the morning you forget about them.

killer4u77 · 3 months

This is a tacky repost

aazav · 3 months

I'm*

The fucking word is I'm.

happyFelix · 3 months

Upvote for bravery Mr. Insanity Wolf.

nick041 · 3 months

Yeah, I don't see this going horribly wrong.

dirtymartini74 · 3 months

...but now can't do my duties at work due to the bandages.

lankalicous · 3 months

This could have been made better. You could have simply pierced each tack through a length of tape, then stuck the tacked tape on. More stable too.

Grizzant · 3 months

tetnus

Ralph_Baconader · 3 months

I want to play a game.

Alv53 · 3 months

I have that same alarm clock!

bholzer · 3 months

Oh look, a repost.

lern2spel · 3 months

That just seems like it would ruin your day, but as long as it works, right?

Max_Powers42 · 3 months

"Now I'm always late to work after spending 20 minutes every morning sterilizing and bandaging my hands."

pandame · 3 months

Life, hard mode.

wolfmann · 3 months

Id just pull the plug.

ddes3 · 3 months

Pull the plug...

teaeyepea · 3 months

This only holds true if you work at a hospital/doctor's office.

emcoffey3 · 3 months

A little nerve damage is a small price to pay for promptness.

KallistiEngel · 3 months

I do have trouble waking up and often turn alarms off when I shouldn't. This would not work for me though. I use the alarm on my phone rather than an actual alarm clock.

sme00 · 3 months

i'd be late pulling tacks out of my hand and cleaning up blood...

middledigitman · 3 months

yeah because you wouldn't learn to pinch and then push !!!

Kim2107 · 3 months

I'd manage a way around it. While sleeping. I'm terrible.

lepillfight · 3 months

I'm having some seriously problems these days getting in time for work. I could really need something like that! I have also thought of buying a boat horn connected to my alarm clock. Either it kills me or I get deaf but I think I would get in time for work.

Santas_Dick · 3 months

I'd still be late, and have a bloody dick.

konan375 · 3 months

I feel sad because there is something to be put up on a wall somewhere and those tacks aren't going to hold it up.

urgit39 · 3 months

i'm just sayin i'd be able to avoid the thumb tacks and hit the base beside the points inside of 3 days

nilbog1089 · 3 months

i know I would end up gently feeling for a gap in the tacs and pressing the button with one finger

volume_100 · 3 months

Or you could advance your time by 15 minutes.

Tallain · 3 months

A mousetrap works wonders, too.

jwbrooke · 3 months

too soon. Wait at least a few more months before recycling material.

Airazz · 3 months

There are some purpose built versions with a similar idea.

lartones · 3 months

Or you could go to bed earlier?

Pyowin · 3 months

...and dying from tetanus.

mobyhead1 · 3 months

I had to audition alarm clocks in the store to find the loudest alarm I could (a Sony Dream Machine), then I had to place the alarm clock on the other side of the bedroom so I must get out of bed and shut it off. Previously, if I placed an alarm clock conveniently close to my bed, it was entirely possible for me to turn the alarm off in the morning, oversleep, and have absolutely no memory of turning the alarm off. So I can sympathize.

gradeahonky · 3 months

...unless you have to swing by the hospital first

TheSoup07 · 3 months

all i could think of was the butterfly effect

Serviceman · 3 months

Of course his partner thinks they have an alarm clock that goes "Ow Fuck! Ow Fuck!

Chenanigans · 3 months

I have the same clock.....we are one..

krispwnsu · 3 months

If I did this I'd be late for work and also anemic.

Philymaniz · 3 months

His hand is sure going to hurt in the morning.

Cheeseyx · 3 months

Wouldn't a hospital trip just slow you down even more?

sgrodgers10 · 3 months

If you have an iphone, get the Sleep Cycle app. I love it

lordtater3 · 3 months

In all seriousness, this is genius.

Stephen_Fapking · 3 months

I've been wanting to make an alarm that would send an electric shock upon touching the snooze button.

brandonkiel27 · 3 months

Can this repost please get downvoted faster? Ive clicked it three times on my different computers fell for it every time

foolkitty · 3 months

Now you'll never sleep!

pygo · 3 months

How about you stop being a lazy fuck and get out of bed! You'll probably do that much better at your job if you actually try. This leads to promotions and ultimately more money! And work will be easier.

RAMCADO · 3 months

Fucking brilliant!

Idiotank · 3 months

I don't know cleaning up the blood might make you late.

malvoliosf · 3 months

I would be late to work with bandaged fingers.

IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes · 3 months

if i did this people would say they didnt know they made my alarm clock i red.

JohnAbruzzi · 3 months

Just unplug the cord. The only way to get yourself out of bed is discipline and going to sleep on time. My way is to leave the curtains open at night. In the morning the daylight won't let me sleep.

magicbullets · 3 months

It's hard enough to refrain from throwing the alarm clock at the wall. This would be the final straw.

snicklefritz618 · 3 months

Clever I suppose, but why not just develop a little self discipline and get out of be when you need to?

hell_in_a_shell · 3 months

Ow. I would so lose the nerves in my hands after a few days.

murphmurphy · 3 months

This should really be in pro life tips

I-Am-The-Cheese · 3 months

No blood?

JustAddAnS · 3 months

chiisana · 3 months

X-Post to LifeProTips?

nayrwilliams · 3 months

scary 0.o

TheTalentedAmateur · 3 months

Other people are crying "REPOST!" However, perhaps the first 15 times were 'PRE-Posts', preparing the Reddit community forTHIS one.

toomuchmeat · 3 months

Or you'll just get stabbed every morning. :D

BuckDollar · 3 months

What is that? Crack needles?

rhubarbbus · 3 months

Take it from me, it really works!

[Yo dawg, there is some fake gore up in here, NSFW]

777TheOneAndOnly777 · 3 months

No, you're still late. You just have a bunch of holes in your hands now.

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