Saw this in my school's bathroom while taking a piss at the urinal... could not stop laughing.

davideo71 · 5 months

It makes me a bit sad that someone thought that joke needed the "My dick is the future?" part. As if it could mean anything else in this context.

K3rfknpwnly · 5 months

Laughing while peeing is very treacherous. I hope you fared well.

notathrowaway_yet · 5 months

Man, fuck the future...

Sadistik · 5 months

Looks like the same guy wrote both of them, the majority of the letters are the same, the E especially gives it away.

MrCreeperPhil · 5 months

Yes it is. Time travel FAP!

RubberPsyduck · 5 months

Even though this is reddit, the birthplace of integrity, I find it suspicious that the response has the same handwriting of the original writing.

hummerbob1 · 5 months

Well... they say children are the future... and your dick is part of what makes children happen... henceforth your dick is the future.

Dalimey100 · 5 months

I feel like I saw this picture circulating the internet a few years ago.

HandCoversBruise · 5 months

Wait a minute. Since children are the adults of the future, this makes sense somewhat....

AmazingStartandEnd · 5 months

He's talking about the millions of unborn babies.

against_justice · 5 months

Actually it seems that the person who wrote the comment didn't get the joke.

b1indsamurai · 5 months

Woosh

Xkrivia · 5 months

And then the redditor said, "The future is in your hands". Then Shepard said, "My DICK is in your hands!" And then he punches his face off.

randiraeofsunshine · 5 months

Same marker, same handwriting. F-.

[deleted] · 5 months

I thought it was pretty obvious that it was a pun even without the question.

Evil_Morg · 5 months

So it happened, 1422 points for shitty bathroom graffiti? This is what /r/funny is now?

I'm done, peace.

ozpunk · 5 months

Keep it away from the "future hole" in side of the stall if you know what's good for you.

Thundershrimp · 5 months

Look deeply into the future.

limpits · 5 months

So people actually hold their dick while peeing in a urinal?

lolabuster · 5 months

well if you have kids, this is actually very correct

jamierc · 5 months

That was the joke. Woosh!

Wiinerd24 · 5 months

More like your smartphone

wanderer11 · 5 months

I saw something similar once that read "the joke is in your hand."

spoggles · 5 months

Piss, piss everywhere

fireog420 · 5 months

Another stupid fucking link that gets too much attention

fran13r · 5 months

technically yes, every dick is the future.

bigbeyer · 5 months

"The joke is in your hands" - every truck stop bathroom

nukefudge · 5 months

someone should append this to the left comment.

Coolmancole · 5 months

The love guru

eonge · 5 months

Bathroom at my school has a bunch of grout puns in the grout on the wall. Amusing to read while pissing.

orijing · 5 months

The next generation!

nemomnemosyne · 5 months

It's kind of true if you think about it.

Watercolour · 5 months

Yes because that's how you make babies!!

bagelofthefuture · 5 months

I hate being Manhandled D:

udjh · 5 months

Did u spray piss everywhere?

RalphWasntHere · 5 months

Did nobody else notice that this was a bad attempt at quoting The Love Guru?

starberry697 · 5 months

I like how they are both written in the same hand writing.

cfutecbolg · 5 months

It's the same handwriting... Weaksauce

asstits · 5 months

This was written by one guy. Just like most FB posts on reddit.

Margley · 5 months

My responsibility is to impregnate Sarah Connors?

bmlbytes · 5 months

No, your dick is not in your hand. A pen is in your hand.

georgecantstandya · 5 months

Perhaps it's a reference to this Outkast song?

Play with your own squishy, become the master of your own bation

And yes, God is watching you, but no need to be embarrassed

For the future is in your hands, no the future is in your hand

Play with your own squishy.

shaggy9 · 5 months

I saw something similar to that years ago...but there was another line...it said "don't blow it"

wheresthegun · 5 months

I go to the same school AND used the same urinal.

staunchly · 5 months

Well, our children are the future.....

trampus1 · 5 months

I'll bet the urinal was laughing, too.

nafrump · 5 months

Please tell me this is the same one that's in S.t. Augustine

a_creative_name · 5 months

The only thing I found on my school's toilet walls was shit.

Big_Green_Piccolo · 5 months

This has to go in Left 4 Dead 3.

SequinSocks · 5 months

Sperm

the_television · 5 months

Ha, middle school

Jrupp · 5 months

It says "The joke is in your hands" in our school urinal haha

EpilepticPandas · 5 months

I thought that looked familiar.....

Raptor9698 · 5 months

once in elementary i was in a stall and looked to my right to see the word "Fuck" written in poop

scrumpy_jack · 5 months

How old are you that this is funny?

nevernotdrunk · 5 months

A bathroom in my high school had the same thing written over a urinal too

johnnygrant · 5 months

Technically, this is true.

Kids are said to be the future...

where do kids come from?

nhluhr · 5 months

The second graffito is clearly a moron... totally whooshed it.

ProfessorHoneycutt · 5 months

I bet he's always trying to convince the ladies to go... sunglasses

Back to the Future.

Zaniel · 5 months

Please write "woosh" below the left comment, and downvote it the Reddit way.

electricheat · 5 months

My high school had a condom machine in the bathroom beside the gym. Someone had written on it "For full refund, insert baby".

I always thought it was a little funny.

[deleted] · 5 months

samefag

FrankWalls · 5 months

one time i was in a bathroom with this such thing plastered above the urinal. i didnt see it until i was finished and then when i looked down into the hand i saw a drop of semen that didnt cleanly get away. i cried myself to sleep that night knowing i had killed millions of my future children.

TbanksIV · 5 months

Samefag, check the f's.

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