I would be freaked out too.

Bacun · 4 months

Somewhere in the future, a psychologist smiled at his wallet.

That_Weird_Girl · 4 months

I did this to kids when I was a living statue. It was awesome.

Gamoc · 4 months

When I went to Italy there were a lot of people that did this and if you took a picture with them and didn't tip them the would grab you and wouldn't let go until you paid.

LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK · 4 months

And of course the comments are filled with "Don't blink". Hilarious guys. Keep up the good work.

Piecrust · 4 months

This happened to me in Barcelona, a human statue picked me up and I freaked the hell out. I am now terrified of statues, manikins and anything humanoid that could come to life. The doctor who episode with the weeping angels really didn't help.

Martyrred001 · 4 months

Video

Linkzor24 · 4 months

I remember when I was in a mall as a child, and there was this guy in a Spiderman costume, and I thought it was just a solid figure. Of course, Spiderman moved, and I ran away screaming and crying to my parents. Good times. :')

fruiteo · 4 months

Anyone got a link to a video version of this?

Starwing1126 · 4 months

When I was 10 I walked by a gold statue of a scuba diver that said to donate. I said "who would donate to scuba divers"? Then it got up and I freaked out because I thought it would punish me.

mrdank · 4 months

I saw a woman doing this in the subway in NYC. She must have been practicing because you could honestly only tell that she wasn't a statue from her breathing. Even that was hardly noticeable. I'll try and find a picture i took.

Dr_Girlfriend_ · 4 months

This kind of happened to my mom, except it was a male, with a short skirt...thing, and she of course had to see if there was anything up there, til he slapped her hand away. She was hilariously freaked out.

namedmeducky · 4 months

Can I say "don't blink" too guys? I wanna' say it too!

WhoDatJoebear · 4 months

Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink.

bradbeattie · 4 months

Neil Gaiman, "Feminine Endings"

PollysLithium · 4 months

I think I would have peed my pants a little if I were that little girl.

harribel · 4 months

That's some nightmare fuel right there

thelonepopcorn · 4 months

If I saw a statue move... I probably wouldn't even be able to run.

VAPossum · 4 months

The guy posted an animated gif of a living statue on Reddit. Did he expect it to NOT be full of Doctor Who jokes?

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InappropriateDan · 4 months

Upvote. Anything that traumatizes kids is hilarious.

thecrownprince · 4 months

I probably would have punched her.

blink_again_bitch · 4 months

This is awkward

CarthageForever · 4 months

To all the people complaining about the Dr. Who posts. I agree with you, but don't be a douche bag about it.

pseudolobster · 4 months

Don't blink.

OddlyOffensive · 4 months

I had one of these people scare the fuck out of me at The Taste of Chicago, except the dude was dressed like a tinman and reached out and grabbed me while I was looking at him.

Phaelanx · 4 months

Dat timing.

CrackersInMyCrack · 4 months

This happened to me on Halloween when i was 6. But it was a guy dressed as a scarecrow in the middle of a yard. I passed out.

feelmyperi · 4 months

My poor nephew is STILL terrified of animals (even stuffed animals) because 3 or 4 years ago he was standing near the entrance to the Rainforest cafe when the elephant moved and scared the shit out of him. Poor little guy.

derpalerps · 4 months

good thing it wasn't a guy trying to cop a feel on a statue

darkwolfeyez · 4 months

No way I could stand still that long I'd be giggling to much

newmarc · 4 months

Stone cold

A_WILD_ABRA_APPEARED · 4 months

Is this that lady in the Italian section of the World Showcase in EPCOT? Her job is to scare little children. I'm jealous.

amazinnn · 4 months

There used to be an act like this in the Italy section of Epcot. It was always a great time seeing what the performer would do to oblivious passers-by.

coil_is_dead · 4 months

Ah, Jackson Square.

XxcontaminatexX · 4 months

not trying to make jokes, I'd shit my self.

thesandlion56 · 4 months

Well, see the issue was she looked away, they're faster, faster than you think...

DibblesD · 4 months

Anybody think of weeping angels?

thebattlefish · 4 months

Just watched videos of weeping angels. WHO NEEDS SLEEP?

urticate · 4 months

Boo! Mother fucker!

cGt2099 · 4 months

did she make them say "comfy chairs"?

TheGeekVault · 4 months

Whatever you do, don't blink

Chaquator · 4 months

Someone reposted your gif.http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/txlkl/child

fr3echilly · 4 months

I like how she runs like naruto at the end.

babygirl456 · 3 months

Lol hahaha!!!!!!!

TheHerpfulDerp · 3 months

This one has been on top for days now.

xPIN34PPl3Sx · 3 months

Shit I blinked :o

heyitsjustinn · 2 months

boobs

goddamngrapefruit · 2 months

...I think I've found myself a new hobby.

jfull21 · 12 days

Does this remind anyone else of the weeping angels or just me?

meditonsin · 4 months

Phew. She looked back just in time. Damn Angels.

USMCsniper · 4 months

8=======D

ThomasTurbate · 4 months

she became an airplane

bantam700 · 4 months

A wingless weeping angel!

brosenfeld · 4 months

At least it didn't kill her when she turned away.

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