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[–]John_Barleycorn 82 points83 points ago

Wow, even with the complete joke right there in the image, you couldn't get the submission title right. Great job.

[–]lostrock 17 points18 points ago

Dammit OP! You had one job!

[–]hakushonan 1 point2 points ago

Losey The Poo

[–]nonsensepoem 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, I was expecting the Count from Sesame Street. What is this happy horse shit?

God damn it, OP.

[–]came_here_2_say 43 points44 points ago

How many god damn times do I have to see this shit?

[–]Dickfore 15 points16 points ago

as many times as you click on it

[–]slapadabase 0 points1 point ago

here's a new one, it's me 3 years ago. http://i.imgur.com/MdtLi.jpg

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[–]came_here_2_say -1 points0 points ago

you're*

[–]Emoboi425 9 points10 points ago

Vegas?

[–]Earn_Your_Stripes 5 points6 points ago

Correct. I live here and see him all the time. Every character here has an alcoholic beverage sometime throughout the day.

[–]dumbcheerleader 3 points4 points ago

We also have one in Venice Beach. Does exactly the same thing -_-

[–]halfkidding -1 points0 points ago

We also have one in SPI. Except its not Pooh, and he isn't drunk.

[–]AmishAvenger 2 points3 points ago

Ever tried taking photos of them without you in them? They get mad.

[–]wideopenbeavers 0 points1 point ago

I got picture of drunk Mario and Luigi, didn't know I was supposed to tip for it though. I thought they were going to hunt me down and stab me for not tipping.

[–]theonescd 1 point2 points ago

My favorite is Garfield

[–]ArbitrarySarcasm 0 points1 point ago

Specifically this guy hangs out in front of Bellagio, and Bill's Gambling Hall. This is in front of Bellagio. Generally not far from him is Iron Man, and some show girls. I've been here way too long...

[–]skibblez_n_zits 0 points1 point ago

I go to Vegas at least once a year and there are always random characters drunk and passed out on the strip like this. I don't get it, I've seen Mario, Storm Troopers, Smurfs, you name it... always fucked up and laying on the street with a bottle of cheap vodka in had. What gives? Is this some kind of underground culture I'm not aware of?

[–]CardinalnGold 2 points3 points ago

People make money off getting tourists to take pictures with costumed characters. Since these guys are so desperate for cash, one would think they're probably alcoholics.

[–]ilinkspiders -5 points-4 points ago

[–]JordanBelcher 1 point2 points ago

My RES Tag for you is 'FUCK YOU'.

FUCK YOU.

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Not a single bother was given that day. 6coms 32pts 17dys pics
No bother given. 0coms 79pts 27dys funny
winnie the pooh 0coms 4pts 22dys funny
Not a single bother 0coms 24pts 23dys funny
No Bother 0coms 13pts 12dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]cookyie 2 points3 points ago

Repost!!!

[–]soggycupcakes 2 points3 points ago

Repost x1000

[–]gentlemandinosaur 1 point2 points ago

Someone threw away a perfectly good tree too.

[–]403UsernameForbidden 1 point2 points ago

I've been a redditor for 20 days and I went from not caring to really tired of reposts really fast. I swear I have seen this one in at least 4 different posts since I joined.

The only reason I haven't posted any of my own content is that I don't want people reposting my shit.

[–]Gunner3210 1 point2 points ago

Las Vegas. I saw this guy on the strip right in front of the Bellagio fountains.

[–]mstrblaster 0 points1 point ago

Good title - I should have given zero fuck as this as been posted millions of times ... and this is what I give you (along with my down vote).

[–]CaptainLawless 0 points1 point ago

I read that in Winnie the Pooh's voice... oh bother

[–]devilcraft 0 points1 point ago

Someone isn't giving a Poo.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Zero....zero originality

[–]KambioN 0 points1 point ago

This is about the millionth re-post of this. It was hilarious, the first 999,999 times. One too many I guess.

[–]matthewperri 0 points1 point ago

This is in Vegas. There are a bunch of them

[–]BossOfTheGame 0 points1 point ago

Why isn't he drinking mead?

[–]jrbcnchezbrg 0 points1 point ago

RRRRREEEEEEEPPPPPPOOOOOOOOSSSSTTTT!!!!!!!!

[–]Ssj3skittles 0 points1 point ago

Pooh really let himself go.

[–]jack_brightside 0 points1 point ago

I will post the same comment on this image every time it is posted.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Most of the performers on the streets of Vegas are doing it as a joke to get more photographing tips. They probably are really drinking though (its Vegas, why not?). I've see these drunk Disney mascot performers get more attention and tips then the ones that just stand waving.

[–]clintonius -1 points0 points ago

So, this is the same one I saw yesterday, isn't it?

Jesus, people.

[–]HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO -1 points0 points ago

I just realized he's a "No Bottoms." Put some fucking pants on and get your head back in the game, Pooh!

[–]pwn_masta41 -1 points0 points ago

Now you're just commenting for the hell of it.

[–]Heavenisatree -1 points0 points ago

Living in Vegas these people are so pathetic to me. They're fuckin always there. Since I work on the strip I see em constantly. It's a shitty gimmick that is old and seeing it on reddit is more annoying. Also, if you've seen him, Spider Man sitting erect just confuses me.

[–]Voltage_ -1 points0 points ago

This submission was great yesterday as well

[–]damoose -4 points-3 points ago

looks like pooh stuck his head in the wrong jar

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[–]dslicex -1 points0 points ago

Ruining peoples child hoods one bottle at a time

[–]IsThisAmerica -1 points0 points ago

this is the background on my computer

[–]USERNAME_NOT_FUNNY -1 points0 points ago

This image is funny and it made me chuckle.

It reminds me of my childhood jerk-off fantasy where Pooh is bending over a honey pot, when all of a sudden Piglet sees Pooh in a vulnerable position. Piglet then shoves his thin, tiny tail into Pooh's rectum, giving Pooh immediate and intense orgasms (in my fantasy world, Winnie has premature ejaculation issues). Eeyore sees this and gets depressed becaues no one ever shoves tails into his rectum, so Eeyore sadly and slowly jacks off to the display in front of him. Then Rabbit dies because fuck Rabbit.

[–]TheInsaneDane -1 points0 points ago

This has been reposted a million times

[–]tedzeppelin93 -1 points0 points ago

Repost for days

[–]MalaysiaTeacher -3 points-2 points ago

Image: charming. Submission: crass.

[–]-TinMan- -2 points-1 points ago

This could be a fun way of solving our homeless problem.

[–]stroesen -2 points-1 points ago

Is this the guy that sits in front of the Bellagio? I have seen him the last 2 times i was in vegas.

[–]FPOV -2 points-1 points ago

[–]NetherDude -3 points-2 points ago

Looks like Winnie the poo is drinking the wrong honey again.

[–]sonofrock -3 points-2 points ago

That's weird, I would have thought Pooh would be drinking American Honey...

[–]Emoboi425 -3 points-2 points ago

It's honestly sad that people are like that.