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Don't fuck with Karma. (imgur.com)

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[–]Thadenvy 49 points50 points ago

I was expecting a post about karma whoring. Was pleasantly surprised.

[–]savageboredom 1 point2 points ago

Funny thing though, this guy IS a rampant karma whore. Check out his submission history.

[–]SkorpionKlobb 18 points19 points ago

It said wft not wtf...

[–]SirGal-I-had 5 points6 points ago

Maybe dinosaurs had a different way if saying WTF.

[–]Arbybeay 14 points15 points ago

What, fuck that?

[–]UncleTedGenneric 1 point2 points ago

I'm still stuck on the fact that dinosaurs know fucking English.

Bwoooooooooooosh!!

[–]SkorpionKlobb 7 points8 points ago

Wft do you think dinosaurs speak?

[–]UncleTedGenneric 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, i was going to come up with a witty retort but lost it at "Wft" callback. Highfive.

[–]Fapologist 0 points1 point ago

Dinonese?

[–]janejaber 7 points8 points ago

I love the long explanation, it really makes it in depth.

[–]HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO 13 points14 points ago

Yeah, but it felt like a million years for it to get to the point, amirite???

[–]generalguyz 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Kit_Arame 1 point2 points ago

Looks more like revenge.

[–]buffalolsx 1 point2 points ago

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life that involved a dinosaur falling into quicksand and blowing up a museum.

[–]MaJoRoesch 1 point2 points ago

http://poorlydrawndinosaurs.com/?p=126

[–]Moarish 0 points1 point ago

in WW2 germans had precision bombing...

[–]evolvearth 2 points3 points ago

I don't get this at all. How is this karma? The hadrosaurs were assholes for not wanting to get eaten, and get their just desserts by having their fossils destroyed?

This isn't karma, this isn't irony, it's just an interesting coincidence.

[–]djinn71 2 points3 points ago

Or perhaps it is the Ghostasaurus Rex destroying his/her enemies from death. I would pay to see this movie.

[–]sublogic 0 points1 point ago

Did you see them laughing at the T-Rex when he was dying trying to claw with his tiny arms. That's Karma those hadrosaurs were jackasses.

[–]evolvearth -1 points0 points ago

I don't understand...

They're jackasses because they're laughing at the T-Rex for dying even though the only reason why the T-Rex was in that position was because he was planning on murdering the hadrosaurs, some of those hadrosaurs include CHILDREN?

Also, I'm pretty sure no fucks were given if the fossils were destroyed. The very things that make a living organism intrinsically valuable, let's just say sentience, is long gone, anyway. So even if the story was reconstructed so that the T-Rex wasn't chasing the poor, probably always hunted hadrosaurs, but rather was screwed after selflessly helping another dinosaur, what kind of poetic justice could it be if the revenge came way after the natural death of the dinosaur who made the injustice?

I rate this comic as dumb and an insult to my intelligence.

[–]TechnoCat 1 point2 points ago

Oil doesn't come from dead dinosaurs.

[–]JerosScotland 14 points15 points ago

Geologist facepalm

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 0 points1 point ago

A Pyrrhic victory

[–]Xuvin 0 points1 point ago

Bravo, that was absolutely hilarious. I love thinking about chain reactions like this one thing leading to another. Think its called chain theory or something like that.

[–]Ferniff 0 points1 point ago

And that's what happened to the original Spinosaurus skeleton.

[–]AjustableTableLamp 0 points1 point ago

Why would you bomb a natural history museum?

[–]funny_haha 0 points1 point ago

My karma meter is running at infamous.

[–]TheMortifyd 0 points1 point ago

I haven't laughed that hard since Santorum!

[–]onikitsune 0 points1 point ago

fuck. yes. awesome.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That's not karma, that's revenge.

Have you seen taken? All it took was some revenge.

[–]Ender1337otron 0 points1 point ago

Never heard the saying Karma's a bitch huh?

[–]kc10crewchief 0 points1 point ago

That was strangely beautiful.

[–]Stenzy -4 points-3 points ago

This gets posted about once a week, and it still gets up voted to the front page.

[–]nealski77 7 points8 points ago

Personally, I haven't seen this on the front page since before YOLO or even KONY. We've had a lot of new redditors/karma whores/cat lovers since then and they need to see this too.

[–]FomorianKing -1 points0 points ago

One does not simply defeat Karma.

[–]losmuffinman -1 points0 points ago

That was rivating.

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