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[–]Adasia42 20 points21 points ago

Is it wrong I looked at the balls before I read the text?

[–]VengefulOctopus 4 points5 points ago

yeup, 500 in Purgatory for you.

[–]tylernerd 2 points3 points ago

That doesn't sound terrible. It doesn't sound good, but it doesn't sound terrible.

[–]FormerSperm 1 point2 points ago

It's so-so.

[–]Adasia42 1 point2 points ago

This guy knows.

[–]ethzilla 9 points10 points ago

[–]writesomethingwitty 0 points1 point ago

I just found a sentence about cat penis on the Internet, it was made by someone I will never know, it's a link so it's inviting me to click on it, it leads 5 secs in a video clip. Seems legit.

[–]surfnaked 7 points8 points ago

Nah, he's saying "Rub my balls, fucking rub them! And I will remove your fingers."

[–]breathe_happy 4 points5 points ago

They're so...furry.

[–]johnbanken 6 points7 points ago

TIL cats have balls

[–]ModernDayCasanova 2 points3 points ago

I've seen a countless doggy balls but this is the first I ever remember seeing cat balls. Now I know first thing I'm doing next time I see a cat in person....

[–]accidentpronehiker 11 points12 points ago

Spay / neuter your pets. It's the right thing to do.

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[–]genron1111 1 point2 points ago

Citation Needed

[–]moudine 0 points1 point ago

A lot of it.

[–]aoskunk 3 points4 points ago

awh they are adorable.

[–]d4rkw01f1208 2 points3 points ago

this is on my ceiling above my bed. roommate put it there, never took it down.

[–]Relevant_Sub_Reddit 0 points1 point ago

[–]kanyeezy24 12 points13 points ago

deaddove.jpg

[–]jillyboooty 4 points5 points ago

I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]VengefulOctopus 4 points5 points ago

TIL

[–]mustfndnewname -1 points0 points ago

Considering how often people neuter their pets this is actually a big thing. Have you ever wondered how cruel it is to cut off an animals balls? My dog was never the same after that.

[–]ChickenLurker 10 points11 points ago

Sure, cutting of an animal's balls might not be nice, but the alternative is even worse; the alternative being it having little animals that no one may want or need, so they end up in the shelter, and the shelter runs out of space, so the little animals have to be put down.

[–]pablothe 6 points7 points ago

And that's not the worst case scenario, there are millions of stray cats dying of infections and fights with other cats. My cat was exactly the same after I got him neutered and I absolutely have no regrets, he has escaped a couple of times and if it weren't for that I would be worried about him procreating. I'm sick of people not controlling overpopulation either in dogs, pets or humans.

[–]silly_jimmies 1 point2 points ago

Yep, because fuck the humans. Really though, I agree with you.

[–]mustfndnewname 0 points1 point ago

If they wan't to fight overpopulation they need to ban commercial dog breeding. Not mutilate every dog they can find.

[–]ChickenLurker 0 points1 point ago

I think that perhaps a little bit of both might be prudent. Puppy mills are awful things, I agree.

[–]Cookieeez 1 point2 points ago

Look.

[–]SeductiveHaboob 1 point2 points ago

i looked.

[–]H-Bear1 1 point2 points ago

we can all admit we looked at his balls, fur sure

[–]elldrick 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, I woke my Mom up laughing at this.

[–]captain_apostrophe 0 points1 point ago

*every time

[–]Whybanme 0 points1 point ago

They remind me of something people hang from their rear view mirror.

[–]searingsky 0 points1 point ago

LOOK AT MY HARBL

[–]mackwheezy 0 points1 point ago

I wish that I could up vote this more than once.

[–]djtheninja 0 points1 point ago

Is that IE on the computer in the backround?

[–]PerkinsTheCat -1 points0 points ago

Congratulations sir, you are the first downvote of mine involving a cat...