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[–]willtang420 73 points74 points ago

Santa meets George Clinton with a hint of Flavor Flav

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo 5 points6 points ago

Wrong, I would say he looks more like Dumbledore on his way to Electric Daisy Carnival.

[–]mukeshitt 1 point2 points ago

Gandalf here...you shall passtime.

[–]superbadninja 2 points3 points ago

Looks like someone has jury duty

[–]bt2184 114 points115 points ago

I see this guy in Salt Lake City all the time, one crazy dude.

[–]EquinsuOcha 82 points83 points ago

Hooray! Fellow 200 bus rider! He has different outfits, and the one he wears in the winter is completely knit. It's pretty pimp. He's also a really nice guy.

[–]esotericlight 96 points97 points ago

Gandalf the Pimp.

[–]tacoliquor 99 points100 points ago

You shall puff puff pass.

[–]absolutezero1287 1 point2 points ago

Longbottom leaf, please.

[–]We_are_all_Kosh 17 points18 points ago

Saruman of Many Colours! FTFY

[–]wordplayturnsmeon 3 points4 points ago

Oh, oh dear.

[–]WhyNotBarbershop 9 points10 points ago

[–]strpr0wng 2 points3 points ago

I love your work

[–]thelandlady 1 point2 points ago

Yep. He isn't super friendly either from my experience with him (not violent, but just someone who isn't into talking to people he doesn't know). I tried to ask him something because we think it is my friend's dad, but we aren't 100% sure. My friend lives in Germany and we have only been able to send him photos of the dude.

[–]blippityblop 1 point2 points ago

Wizard of Time

[–]Rusty-Shackleford 1 point2 points ago

Really? My wife works at the library. He gets pissed off about late fines (which aren't really a big deal), calls women bitches, and even sneezed on my wife when she was working the front desk. Yeah he's a crazy douchewaffle.

[–]elj0h0 38 points39 points ago

White George Clinton!

[–]whydididothisagain 17 points18 points ago

Nah you jive ass turkey! He's talkin' 'bout the king of funk.

[–]seekhey 20 points21 points ago

Yeah I see him all the time too. I've taken pictures with him at every art festival in the last few years.

[–]ErnieErmps 25 points26 points ago

And no one should be frightened.

It's simple really. He's just a combination of 14th-degree-mason/hobbit/Flav-o-Flav with technicolor dreamcoat.

What is everyone looking at?

[–]InnsmouthTaint 26 points27 points ago

Yep, see this guy on UTA Trax all the time. He's such a common sight my friends and I refer to him as being the "Level 7 Orc shaman", and we celebrate every time we catch sight of him.

[–]sharkstars 21 points22 points ago

"Crazy" is relative. If this guy is hanging out in Salt Lake City, of course he's going to be pinned as crazy. If this guy was hanging out in Santa Cruz, CA or Portland, OR, he would be considered normal.

[–]StarvingAfricanKid 10 points11 points ago

The majority of a given society determines 'what is considered sane' by that society*. Moving from Boston to San Francisco was an experience.
*this comes from Ringworld series.

[–]SomnambulicSojourner 3 points4 points ago

Looking at the pic I immediately thought it was Portland

[–]jodankool 6 points7 points ago

first time I got on the 2 with him it was just him, me, and the driver. right as the driver starts pulling away he blasts that horn and scares the shit out of both of us.

[–]EthicalReasoning 1 point2 points ago

he's actually the president of the LDS

[–]frombehindplanets 22 points23 points ago

It's George Clinton's funk brother.

[–]illohxc 144 points145 points ago

zilean ಠ_ಠ

[–]Skinkerus 49 points50 points ago

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

[–]Hoobleton 1 point2 points ago

My dad always used to say this when I was growing up, wasn't until I was about 16 that I figured it out.

[–]Dudester_XCIC 1 point2 points ago

That's my least favorite joke that I hear all the time.

[–]Galileo44 36 points37 points ago

We always knew Groovy Zilean was out there somewhere. I guess the huge clock on his back didn't fit so he swapped it for the little one.

[–]snowman6251 18 points19 points ago

Came here to say Zilean. I am not disappointed.

[–]velocity010 6 points7 points ago

aint no one mess with a time lord aint no one

[–]Darkersun 2 points3 points ago

This guy is a zilean times cooler...

[–]BIGLEX76 15 points16 points ago

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 272 points273 points ago

[–]Se7en_Sinner 41 points42 points ago

Reminds me of my Witch Doctor.

[–]jonaldjuck 21 points22 points ago

Me billywitchdoctor me need chicken. Arise, chicken, arise!

[–]Treebeezy 10 points11 points ago

Ultra mega chicken?

No, shhhh. He is legend.

[–]ToastmahGhost 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was mega ultra chicken

[–]AxisZenith 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to use Mega Ultra Chicken's secret power, which I totally made up this moment!

[–]isotope123 1 point2 points ago

That is clearly a level 7 Laser Lotus.

[–]trikstah 3 points4 points ago

I'm pretty sure it's Father Time..

[–]droivod 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of my Flavor Flav - Yeah boy!

[–]OriginalBrand 8 points9 points ago

I think this is my favorite piece by you. It is nice to see you paint something that is very colorful.

[–]phatboi 1 point2 points ago

This has to be one of my favorite of your works yet

[–]captainwalnut 1 point2 points ago

Dr. John?

[–]XCrunner321 5 points6 points ago

Woah. You're... shitty.

[–]deadpoetic333 44 points45 points ago

I thought it was rather good.

[–]linkslinkergutmensch 6 points7 points ago

back to the roots

[–]AboveTheClouds402 1 point2 points ago

That looks like it belongs in The Rugrats.

[–]slumdogkillionaire 1 point2 points ago

When i clicked on the post I made a $5 bet with my brother that shitty_watercolour would be here. Thanks for winning me money!!!!

[–]BionicChango 0 points1 point ago

By far my favorite novelty account. Shitty_watercolor never fails to deliver.

[–]swifthawk 13 points14 points ago

Calling it now. He is a wizard.

[–]Ihateyourdick 1 point2 points ago

Sir, can you enchant my boots?

[–]G_Normal 13 points14 points ago

Psychedelic Gandalf

[–]ShinInuko 11 points12 points ago

Gandalf the white was too square. Try Gandalf the rad, maaaaaan

[–]generalhati 9 points10 points ago

He looks like he`s sleeping there for hours and everybody has decorated him with random things...

[–]skizmo 13 points14 points ago

Every time I see a big clock on somebdoy I always hear ... 'YEAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY !!!!'

[–]SpermWhale 12 points13 points ago

Read that as "cock", the internet has corrupted me big time.

[–]red321red321 1 point2 points ago

flava flav totally copped this OG's swag yo

[–]PlatinumToasterRape 10 points11 points ago

Best Zilean cosplay ever

[–]PyroGlue 25 points26 points ago

LSD. 'Nuff said.

[–]Little_Morry 51 points52 points ago

Apparently this is in Utah. They take LDS over there, instead.

[–]phatboi 1 point2 points ago

Slow clap

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

It costs a lot more too.

[–]Obj_solid 2 points3 points ago

That'll be 10% please

[–]Andokool12 5 points6 points ago

Moondog 2.0?

[–]AnArmyOfWombats 5 points6 points ago

Flavor Flav's ostracized uncle...

[–]cptjmshook 3 points4 points ago

The Doctor's final regeneration.

[–]RabbitDeathStar 4 points5 points ago

Maybe he's from the future?

[–]captain_boomer 4 points5 points ago

Of course Dumbledore sticks out to us Muggles.

[–]aoneandatwo 11 points12 points ago

I, for one, welcome our public transportation-using, psychedelic time lord...overlords. Wait, that was awkward...

[–]FECAL_ATTRACTION 9 points10 points ago

I raise you one Boston red line: http://i.imgur.com/2RyPr.jpg

[–]ObsidianNoxid 2 points3 points ago

I love the way the asian dude is trying to look like a badass

[–]brain56 4 points5 points ago

Father Time??

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

[–]mickydd15 2 points3 points ago

You shall not pass dude

[–]DJGxC 2 points3 points ago

Go to the gym Drew.

[–]AggieTimber 2 points3 points ago

White George Clinton isn't even the only bus rider in crazy colors, check out tie die guy a few rows back.

[–]Precious_Zest 2 points3 points ago

You should have sat next to him and had a chat, I bet that guy would have the sickest stories.

[–]Deflangelic 2 points3 points ago

Respect to the time wizard.

[–]jack2012fb 2 points3 points ago

it's hippie jesus! who has been time traveling of course. note the clock on his chest.

[–]Murrsson 2 points3 points ago

Dumbledore thought they were normal muggle clothes.

[–]one-eleven 1 point2 points ago

George Clinton has fallen on hard times.

[–]malk3rs 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to the internet; I will be your guide.

[–]SoftBoiled 1 point2 points ago

[–]Musekal 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, they bleached George Clinton

[–]aaaangiemarie 1 point2 points ago

When my car was in the shop I rode the bus for a while and about became addicted to meeting fun new people on the bus. I call them my five minute friends (FMFs) because you meet, hang out for five minutes then go on your merry way. Bus FMFs are some of the best out there.

[–]PrimeTime123 1 point2 points ago

Zilean in da house, yo!

[–]wookiesandwich 1 point2 points ago

you shoulda asked him the time

[–]DrinkingaGalaxy 1 point2 points ago

It's like Genghis Khan, Gandalf, Flava Flav, and a hippie fucked and this was their child.

[–]odnxe 1 point2 points ago

Oh shit its zilean.

[–]Heofz 1 point2 points ago

"Fear & Loathing in Middle Earth"

[–]YonderPosterior 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who thought of Groovy Zilean from League of Legends when seeing this picture?

[–]tyranno5aurus 1 point2 points ago

Everything is right about this. Everything.

[–]GMonsoon 1 point2 points ago

Oh no! Father Time got stuck in the 60's?!

[–]Billy_Blaze 1 point2 points ago

That guy in the tye-die shirt a few rows back has probably never felt so outdone in his life

[–]RPrevolution 1 point2 points ago

He looks ready to face any beast, spirit, or time-traveling menace

[–]Geekbean 1 point2 points ago

Doctor Who is just getting ridiculous now.

[–]ImmortalPollux 1 point2 points ago

It's a time shaman

[–]forest_crunk 1 point2 points ago

It's like a Rastafarian Gandalf who clearly took one too many hits of acid.

[–]WatsUpwithThat 1 point2 points ago

He must have gotten separated from Goerge Clinton and the p funk all stars.

[–]Jbraun801 1 point2 points ago

So i post this a couple days ago. and you repost it. fuck you

[–]RobertJ93 1 point2 points ago

Two words-

Time. Traveller.

[–]D_Minz0r 1 point2 points ago

That guy in the back, with the tie dye shirt, was like "Want to see how many fucks I give? Ha Ha, tie dye, bitch!" Then King No Fuck gets on the bus, looks at him and says "Pshhhh, fuckin' amateur" then he slowly turns his back and sits down.

[–]banana_almighty 1 point2 points ago

The International Statute of Secrecy laid down clear guidelines on dress for witches and wizards when they are out in public.

When mingling with Muggles, wizards and witches will adopt an entirely Muggle standard of dress, which will conform as closely as possible to the fashion of the day. Clothing must be appropriate to the climate, the geographical region and the occasion. Nothing self-altering or adjusting is to be worn in front of Muggles.

In spite of these clear instructions, clothing misdemeanours have been one of the most common infractions of the International Statute of Secrecy since its inception. Younger generations have always tended to be better informed about Muggle culture in general; as children, they mingle freely with their Muggle counterparts; later, when they enter magical careers, it becomes more difficult to keep in touch with normal Muggle dress. Older witches and wizards are often hopelessly out of touch with how quickly fashions in the Muggle world change; having purchased a pair of psychedelic loon pants in their youth, they are indignant to be hauled up in front of the Wizengamot fifty years later for arousing widespread offence at a Muggle funeral.

You didn't hear this from me though.

[–]sirdomino 1 point2 points ago

That is at least a LVL 56 Urban Shaman...

[–]lickthecowhappy 1 point2 points ago

two days ago: karmadecay

[–]From_Rlyeh_With_Love 1 point2 points ago

He had ruled a nation once. A sanguine monarch who watched over his people as a father would his own children. Consequently, his subjects loved him completely and the land flourished under the time of Xelai. No one could have foreseen the Rift. The dark living void within space and time that would ultimately spirit their king to a different place. A different time. A different universe. (I know it's crap. I'm a bit raw)

[–]rhysert 1 point2 points ago

Groovy Zilean?

[–]rabidbasher 1 point2 points ago

Back in the great 1960's, when people would prank their friends by dosing them with hundreds of hits of acid...

THIS is what was born, in those years. He's been wandering aimlessly through public transit across the nation, on a quest for the truth of past, present, and future for fifty years.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Crazy how no one seems to give a damn but the camera guy.

[–]MonsterTits 1 point2 points ago

Well there's no other explination... He's a time traveller!

[–]post_post_modernism 0 points1 point ago

cat food on a bus? WTF?

[–]blink0r 0 points1 point ago

I bet that guy is a Redditor. SHOW YOURSELF!

[–]DAEWOO_LANOS 0 points1 point ago

wow, look at that jerk wearing Aeropostal.

[–]MScroobs 0 points1 point ago

If Flava Flav and Santa Claus, and a time wizard had a baby, this would be the result.

[–]Chadwag 0 points1 point ago

"I told her what time it was."

[–]TheOmnipotentPilot 0 points1 point ago

So this is how gandalf survives in the modern world....

[–]kn3v3r 0 points1 point ago

Wizard status obtained.

[–]Thatsafunny 0 points1 point ago

Im not sure what's so funny about this. That man is from the future. One day well all be dressed like this.

[–]nano_ser 0 points1 point ago

Time Mage casts Haste

[–]Konnerbraap 0 points1 point ago

All aboard the karma train.

[–]itchebauls 0 points1 point ago

are you a wizard?

[–]FurdTurguson 0 points1 point ago

That must take forever to put together each morning.

[–]JustSmall 0 points1 point ago

Witch doctor , you are real !

[–]pma123 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else plan to act cenial at an old age for amusement.

[–]scentedmarkers 0 points1 point ago

Wow, what the hell? That guy's camo shorts are too short, and why is he wearing a green button on his shirt? The people you see on the bus sometimes....

[–]hinos_ke 0 points1 point ago

GANDALF!!!!!

[–]pohng0bohl 0 points1 point ago

that is level Portland Oregon.

[–]0gonzo0 0 points1 point ago

This guy reminds me of Horse Badorties IRL.
Anyone else read The Fan Man? ... No? Okay, I'll just be leaving now..

[–]POTATO_LIBERATOR 0 points1 point ago

If I will invent time travel in 2050 or later, then I will make sure to dress up with something from a museum. You guys show no appreciation to 2050's fashion.

[–]Waff1es[!] 0 points1 point ago

Matt Smith's replacement.

[–]ogudaktig 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I am a wizard.

[–]cmpallen 0 points1 point ago

"Well, I'd say George Clinton has had the biggest impact on my life..."

[–]DrPVenkman 0 points1 point ago

How much is a bus pass for the Mothership Connection these days, anyway?

[–]Hyphyy 0 points1 point ago

It's zilean?

[–]Kenster180 0 points1 point ago

His apprentice is a few seats behind.

[–]Aulritta 0 points1 point ago

Does he offer blessings? Cuz I would totally go for having a blessing from that guy. "May the clock be with you, sister!"

[–]checkraptor 0 points1 point ago

I know man, camo cargo shorts are ridiculous

[–]skono 0 points1 point ago

he comes into the chick fil a where i work all the time and he has one crazy accent! i love this guy

[–]shootx 0 points1 point ago

Are you a wizard?

[–]RdMrcr 0 points1 point ago

"Welcome to the internet, please follow me"

[–]vertigo1083 0 points1 point ago

I like how the guy adjacent to him is all:

dontstaredontstaredontstare

[–]kid_slickarus 0 points1 point ago

I vote we call him the Metromancer.

[–]yourafagyourafag 0 points1 point ago

Actually is bus full of homos.

[–]Jazzspasm 0 points1 point ago

No matter how astral you are, you still gotta pee from time to time.

Or catch a bus...

TO OUTER SPACE!!

[–]McLovingdicks 0 points1 point ago

I like his choice of colors, its marvelous

[–]Pontmercy 0 points1 point ago

this guy is ready for anything

[–]shsleen 0 points1 point ago

YOLOLO

[–]randiculous 0 points1 point ago

You're a wizard, Harry!

[–]Naborino 0 points1 point ago

What happened to you, George Clinton?

[–]SoSpecial 0 points1 point ago

Public Wizardry

FTFY.

[–]zacheryreich 0 points1 point ago

Peacocking level 99

[–]xTrogdor 0 points1 point ago

Wow Flavor Flav looks like shit...

[–]MotoMini94 0 points1 point ago

When I was in school and took the bus I would see him every day at the 2100s trax station.

[–]Hippopotomonstrosequ 0 points1 point ago

It's Zilean!!

[–]ratlater 0 points1 point ago

Oh, that's just Caspar, the Guru of Time.

[–]justawife1966 0 points1 point ago

Flava flave isn't the only one with a keen sense of fashion.

[–]MauiWowieOwie 0 points1 point ago

Middle school guidance counselor

[–]HighHemplar 0 points1 point ago

I've come to realize that I'm quite likely to become one of these guys when I get older. It's going to be AWESOME!

[–]Stoic_Render 0 points1 point ago

My guess is California.

[–]brigodon 0 points1 point ago

Yeeeeeeah boiiii! The future is here, and he's from it!!

[–]human_taxidermy 0 points1 point ago

For the record George Clinton doesn't dress like this anymore. He's all cleaned up & looks like a Baptist preacher...no joke.

[–]KenSlayer 0 points1 point ago

rename it to King of 4chan

[–]mgabino2 0 points1 point ago

"I come from a realm you may not understand"

[–]Crossbowshootr 0 points1 point ago

Santa's been getting baked.

[–]dehugger 0 points1 point ago

Its Zilean!

[–]bigasssweater 0 points1 point ago

He will be your guide.

[–]Morbanth 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a street shaman out of Shadowrun.

[–]CoolNameSomeoneTook 0 points1 point ago

He's the Chronokeeper! All look upon the master form.

[–]cD_Shiby 0 points1 point ago

groovy zilean?

[–]ChassieNabbs 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know Gandalf was a dead head!

[–]aml5153 0 points1 point ago

Gandalf the High.

[–]missmars12 0 points1 point ago

Swag.

[–]triv94 0 points1 point ago

Another member of the 'No Fucks Given' society.

In Partnership with the Haters gonna Hate group

[–]the_chandler 0 points1 point ago

should be cross-posted in /r/Drugs

[–]FuzzyNutters 0 points1 point ago

I'll have what he's having...

[–]WashinginReverse 0 points1 point ago

It's a George Clinton impersonator possibly.

[–]SportacusJ 0 points1 point ago

Groovy Zilean!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I knew we would eventually find the white flava flav.

[–]SubcommanderShran 0 points1 point ago

I used to wonder if George Clinton put on all that stuff just to hang around the house for the day. Then I saw him on The Colbert Report and he dressed normally. Now I wonder if he had the world's coolest garage sale and I missed it. This guy obviously didn't.

[–]moving0target 0 points1 point ago

[–]DumbleDear 0 points1 point ago

Why don't weird people own cars? Not that I don't appreciate them, just curious.

[–]I_Am_Dragonfly 0 points1 point ago

I have that fabric as a blanket...

[–]r1z3n 0 points1 point ago

Flavaaa flavvvvvv, is all I could think of with that huge clock.

[–]IntellectualEndeavor 0 points1 point ago

I haven't really used much public transportation.. But I don't live in a city where you see many people who are eccentric to this degree.

How does one act when you see someone dressed like this? The other bus goers look like no fucks are given. Is it proper to gawk, do you hide taking pictures or do they love it?

[–]boobaloo2011 0 points1 point ago

One of the most fascinating studies in human behavior in the world.

[–]IlikeJG 0 points1 point ago

You muggles just don't understand the ways of wizards.

[–]remembername 0 points1 point ago

It's just the bus wizard.

[–]zleuth 0 points1 point ago

Timothy Leary had his own bus. This guy has a lot to learn about converting people to the cause.

[–]travis- 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I would ask him how many wishes I would get. Or i'd just rub his beard and wish to be rich. Pretty much the same thing.

[–]NinaDog 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, boy!!!!

[–]Felarhin 0 points1 point ago

This Zilean must be on his way to solo mid.

[–]GuitarGuru253 0 points1 point ago

That's just Dr. John!