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[–]shroomprinter 2 points3 points ago

Maybe he's watering the flowers with the blood of his enemies.

[–]Hyperian 0 points1 point ago

nope, just water.

[–]mysterym3at 8 points9 points ago

Jacob wants to repost and his mother lets him

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[–]DiggingUpTheCorpses 1 point2 points ago

Dude, if you know it's a repost, don't upload it.

People, if you know it's a repost........QUICK, TO THE DOWNVOTE!!

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[–]Smokyo7 1 point2 points ago

Shut your reposting whore mouth.

[–]Intelligent_baboon 1 point2 points ago

Don't even try in winning an argument with him....

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[–]Renmauzuo 1 point2 points ago

But . . . you just did. >.>

[–]Smokyo7 0 points1 point ago

You just did say something back you ignorant twat.

[–]DiggingUpTheCorpses 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, the only whore here is you.

A karma whore, to be exact.

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[–]DiggingUpTheCorpses 0 points1 point ago

One who racks in karma with either original posts, or highly successful posts that have been posted already.

Obviously, it's not original in this state.

[–]BLVD 0 points1 point ago

If Jacob is watering those flowers every time someone posted this, the plants will die. And Jacob will be happy. And he will repaint his face with a smile.

[–]alelan 0 points1 point ago

As I've said previously. Gardening is brutal and dark. You're growing things on dead decayed things! That's as brutal as it gets

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[–]E-Gabs -3 points-2 points ago

No one knows... He's using bleach to water those plants.

KILL ALL THE FLOWERS!!!