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When my girlfriend asks me "Who's the better cook, me or your mother?" in front of my mother... (imgur.com)

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[–]vladimir_puta 9 points10 points ago

Mom. Always mom.

[–]JDRsqrd[S] 4 points5 points ago

Nah... The correct answer was "Baby you cook ___ really well and my mom cooks ___ really well." (i know that was right because she applauded me after answering)

[–]SFbound_ 3 points4 points ago

Nah, f that. Your moms is for life. Women come and go.

[–]DasBeerBoot 6 points7 points ago

This. Also: if she's dumb enough to ask this question in front of your mom, she should deal with the consequences of getting the truth smashed right into her face BAM BITCH

[–]cantankerix 0 points1 point ago

Make your Mom your wife and that's all the woman you'll ever have.

[–]LaserGhost 6 points7 points ago

"That's like asking which one of you's better at sex!"

[–]thefran 0 points1 point ago

I feel horrible for laughing at this

[–]zeronirvana 4 points5 points ago

just go for broke and say "it doesnt matter cause i cook better than both of you."

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Agreed. A tactful person would not have asked that question in front of the other party. (Unless your Mother knows she's a horrible cook and jokes about it then proceed.)

[–]lydocia 5 points6 points ago

The right answer is: "why don't you both disappear into the kitchen and make a meal so I can decide?"

[–]Goosie 1 point2 points ago

Bitch move by your girlfriend. Pick Mom, always Mom.

[–]DongleNocker 0 points1 point ago

After going to culinary school I get a third choice...

I say neither, cause I cook better than both.

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