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Shit just got real on the subway. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]beheaddit 361 points362 points ago

Looks like things are about to get intimate... And a darth knight may be born.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 387 points388 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/NcBVi.jpg

[–]Timmage_1 199 points200 points ago

looks like someone has been gettin around

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 133 points134 points ago

What part of "billionaire playboy" do you not get?

[–]lud1120 8 points9 points ago

A trillionaire playboy.

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    [–]EMP826 12 points13 points ago

    Does this remind anyone of something?

    [–]IDlOT 9 points10 points ago

    Holy shit, I just watched Batman Beyond the other day for the first time in years, and it was this episode. Weird...

    [–]nermid 7 points8 points ago

    Old Bruce is the best.

    [–]s9b1j4 8 points9 points ago

    Reminds me of this

    [–]hammy1990 1 point2 points ago

    And this

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      [–]Dr___Awkward 1 point2 points ago

      I would watch the hell out of this movie.

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        [–]pminkin 205 points206 points ago

        Superman is gonna be devastated when he discovers he isnt the daddy.

        [–]guitarman90 274 points275 points ago

        What the actual fuck?

        [–]GirthMallet 69 points70 points ago

        If you look closely, you can see that Bruce's Batbreasts have not swollen to the proper size to support the healthy development of a Kryptonian youngling.

        [–]Ugbrog 35 points36 points ago

        What's the proper emoticon for vomiting everywhere?

        because that is what I am doing right now

        [–]Marckoz 18 points19 points ago

        a real man would be fapping

        [–]I_Fuck_Giraffes 5 points6 points ago

        The baby's half solar powered and has 9 months of Prep Time. It'll be fine.

        [–]bcbudtoker69 1 point2 points ago

        i actually checked the picture again to check for this... wow am i an idiot.

        [–]Abedeus 1 point2 points ago

        He will make a gadget for that.

        Batbabyfeedingmachine.

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          [–][deleted] 89 points90 points ago

          I remember a friend of mine from anime cons talking and making jokes about this whole internet community based around m-preg (I think that was the name). Basically, it's anime fangirls who are into yaoi (gay anime sex/romance) and find something appealing about the idea of one of the guys getting pregnant. Makes the whole relationship seem more intimate and loving in their eyes or some crazy bullshit like that.

          So like you said, what the actual fuck.

          [–]hinduguru 58 points59 points ago

          Fuck you rule 34, fuck you

          [–]kbartholomew 25 points26 points ago

          Welcome to the internet. Nothing is sacred.

          [–]Devinm84 1 point2 points ago

          The only thing the internet hasn't ruined for me yet is cats.
          PS: Please don't ruin cats for me.

          [–]jostler57 2 points3 points ago

          Batman's the only one who can hold Superman's baby.

          Well... Wonder Woman could, too, but she's a lesbian.

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            [–]RevWaldo 37 points38 points ago

            ...we knock up the Batman.

            [–]talan123 16 points17 points ago

            I don't know what is more disturbing, that photo or the fact that I remember seeing it years ago...

            [–]Mr_Incredible_PhD 5 points6 points ago

            Noooooooooo!

            [–]kresblain 11 points12 points ago

            http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

            [–]vellyr 3 points4 points ago

            That image was far more disturbing to me than the dead baby museum or the man that got run over by a truck.

            [–]SovietBanker 17 points18 points ago

            GOD DAMN IT INTERNET, HAVE YOU NO SHAME?

            [–]Witeout88 5 points6 points ago

            I...I wasn't prepared sob.

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              [–]cogneuro 13 points14 points ago

              How did they miss the golden opportunity to use the phrase "darth knight"?

              [–]mapsandlegends 11 points12 points ago

              Don't forget about his affair with Wolverine.

              [–]Jishkah 1 point2 points ago

              Fu... sion HA!

              [–]lunchboxer 1 point2 points ago

              He's the hero the Empire deserves, but not the one it needs.

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                [–]Jackstick 16 points17 points ago

                He's the father we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

                [–]spuielkniks 1 point2 points ago

                Or a Bat Vader

                [–]BearOffDrugs 5 points6 points ago

                I hope this makes it to the front page so everyone can see this comment.

                [–]walterqxy 4 points5 points ago

                It was on the front page about 4 days ago

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                  [–]Neuralysis 290 points291 points ago

                  Toronto?

                  [–]KillTheBatmanAgain 54 points55 points ago

                  This is the last thing the TTC needs.

                  [–]limbicslush 124 points125 points ago

                  But it's the thing TTC deserves.

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                    [–]MartyMcFly_Like_A_G6 177 points178 points ago

                    JUMP ON IT

                    EDIT: All your replies suck.

                    [–]ThunderGyra 13 points14 points ago

                    KIMOSABE, JUMP ON IT, JUMP ON IT, JUMP ON IT

                    [–]PrometheusZer0 2 points3 points ago

                    TIL the first word in that series

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                      [–]mas-o-menos 31 points32 points ago

                      Nothing this cool ever happens when I'm on the TTC.

                      [–]FoxtrotBeta6 4 points5 points ago

                      Go on the Yonge-University-Spadina line around Union during Fan Expo in late August. You see a lot of people in costume.

                      [–]Season6Episode8 6 points7 points ago

                      It's not the same though, obviously you're going to see people in costumes in that area during Fan Expo, it's a lot funner when it happens spontaneously during a period of the year when nothing is going on. It's not fun if you go looking for this kind of thing, but when it happens randomly it's great.

                      [–]FoxtrotBeta6 2 points3 points ago

                      Indeed, though I think the best bet currently would be to happen upon that Batman guy that roams around Toronto every so often (the guy in the photo?).

                      [–]Season6Episode8 1 point2 points ago

                      True that, there's also the incredibly tall dude dressed up like Spock, I see him around Dundas square sometimes.

                      [–]radi81 1 point2 points ago

                      I got slapped in the face once by a homeless lady without shoes on, but that's pretty much the most memorable TTC adventure from my end. But she did slap everyone else in the train as well, so it wasn't like it was just for me or anything. She was an equal opportunity slapper.

                      [–]The_Turbinator 2 points3 points ago

                      The coolest thing that might happen is that you run in to those new European style trains on the Yonge–University–Spadina Line. I love how all the cars are connected and you can walk from one end to the other.

                      [–]mas-o-menos 2 points3 points ago

                      Yeah, I do like those new subway trains. Trips me out a lot when I see the other carts turning around corners but I can't feel it.

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                          [–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

                          I thought so too.

                          [–]supersymmetry 23 points24 points ago

                          Obligatory

                          [–]Crim91 10 points11 points ago

                          MY PARENTS ARE DEAD.

                          [–]why_fist_puppies 14 points15 points ago

                          "Batman, I am your fath-" "MY PAREEENTSS AREEE DEAAAAAD!!!"

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                            [–]GrannyBacon81 5 points6 points ago

                            Lost it when he couldn't open the slimjim

                            [–]Tristan2007 4 points5 points ago

                            That was awesome, thanks for the vid.

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                              [–]KaptTorbjorn 3 points4 points ago

                              If it isn't then someone has stolen our shitty subway design!

                              [–]BattleClown 6 points7 points ago

                              i was going to say, looks exactly like the TTC

                              [–]VonAether 3 points4 points ago

                              I love the videos Batman makes wandering around town. "My parents are DEAAAAAAD!"

                              I saw him standing outside the Eaton Centre last week next to everyone else pretending to be a statue.

                              [–]four1six 5 points6 points ago

                              yepp, i'd recognize those ugly red seats anywhere....even on the new trains.

                              [–]YesNOorMaybe 1 point2 points ago

                              agreed. but why isn't there any new trains on the bloor-danforth line!

                              [–]plasmatic 3 points4 points ago

                              Yes.

                              [–]veggie_sorry 3 points4 points ago

                              I gotta be honest, I like the original Star Wars and Batman but I'm sure as hell glad that's not me in either of those costumes. I'm glad my job isn't to put on a Darth Vader costume and ride the subway. Because as much as Darth Vader rules, that must suck.

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                                [–]silaelin 585 points586 points ago

                                What the actual fuck?

                                http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ts26e/my_buddy_saw_these_2_on_the_subway/

                                http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/tt6jw/on_a_cold_darth_knight/

                                http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ts2ro/almost_witnessed_a_fight_on_the_train/

                                http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/trx7m/batman_vs_darth_vader/

                                ALL OF THESE LINKS ARE TWO DAYS OLD OR YOUNGER.

                                http://karmadecay.com/www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/tu5vb/shit_just_got_real_on_the_subway/

                                I don't always complain about reposts, but when I do they're incredibly fucking blatant.

                                [–]Jibjumper 108 points109 points ago

                                It's fucking bullshit. If you're going to be a karma-whoring reposter at least wait a couple days. God dammit

                                [–]silaelin 63 points64 points ago

                                I don't mind if someone reposts older content that hasn't been seen for a while. Not everything is a repost to everyone, and it's good for new people to see good content. But this is just plain ridiculous. This image has been posted several times in this sub and in /r/funny over the past few days, and I'm tired of seeing it. OP doesn't deserve a single one of the upvotes he's getting.

                                [–]NovaMouser 21 points22 points ago

                                That is a true testament I think to how little reposting matters, there are still people that have not seen it! But still, this is crossing the line.

                                [–]owenstumor 19 points20 points ago

                                I don't mind reposting so much. It gets tiresome, but I typically don't comment on it. HOWEVER, I've seen soccer moms reposting this image on my wife's facebook feed for at least two days. Does that bother me? A little. Should it? No. Not really. But... it does..

                                TL:DR - When it comes to root vegetables, I'm a broccoli boy.

                                [–]darjen 1 point2 points ago

                                I don't mind it because I usually work during the day. Therefore don't have time to catalog everything that's ever posted. So, even though this has been posted several times, this is my first time seeing it. But then, on other occasions when I do see it, I'm all like... those damn reposts...

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                                  [–]bikesbikingbikes 16 points17 points ago

                                  I wish people downvoted more than they upvoted. Reposts are inevitable, but having the front page be exclusively fresh content shouldn't be this hard.

                                  [–]Jibjumper 1 point2 points ago

                                  You'd think that's why people would come to reddit. To see stuff they haven't seen before. It may be that people haven't seen a post when it's been a couple months since it was last up, but when it's an image like this that gets posted this many times within 2 days it's annoying as hell.

                                  [–]bikesbikingbikes 7 points8 points ago

                                  I remember reading a very informative post about this. It basically explained it as there being two types of Reddit users: Redditors and casuals. Redditors are on the site nearly every day, read the comments, and are generally up to speed on the sites current events/major posts. Casuals on the other hand just browse from time to time, and typically stick to the home page rather than more specialized sub-reddits. Since they miss tons in between visits, blatant reposts are new to them, and as such they upvote since they see the same novelty we saw the first time we saw whatever the post is.

                                  This is why you see reposted pics getting 1000+ upvotes weekly, while the comments are filled with Redditors flaming the OP for reposting the same shit again and again. The casuals upvote, and the Redditors get pissy in the comment section.

                                  Edit: same thing applies for memes/image macros being beaten into the ground. Since lots of users miss most of the posts, the 10,000th shitty version of a tired meme still seems fresh and warranting of an upvote, while more hardcore users get butt-frustrated in the comments about how shitty versions on a dead joke are getting frontpaged daily. See the Jonah Hill "fuck me, right?" posts going on right now as a perfect example.

                                  [–]Jibjumper 2 points3 points ago

                                  Makes sense, but still frustrating.

                                  [–]methinkso 1 point2 points ago

                                  Seems legit to me. I'm a "casual" redditor I guess, but I check the comments regularly when I do visit so these reposts are actually new to me and I get surprised when I look in the comments and see so many angry, angry people about reposts. Pardon the run-on sentence.

                                  [–]ImKrispy 10 points11 points ago

                                  I almost saw this 2 badasses fight in the subway today check it out http://i.imgur.com/9CCb3.jpg

                                  [–]Lord_Reddiquette 1 point2 points ago

                                  Hello there! Please do not complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

                                  http://www.reddit.com/help/reddiquette

                                  Have a wonderful day!

                                  [–]tiddlydum 2 points3 points ago

                                  Complaining about reposts is perfectly justifiable if there have been 5 in the last 2 days.

                                  [–]kentuckyhermit 1 point2 points ago

                                  why when ppl will give him 2000 upvotes?

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                                    [–]Big-Baby-Jesus 31 points32 points ago

                                    I hate reposts as much as anyone, but those posts have 5, 6, 14, and 12 points. That means nobody saw them.

                                    [–]TraMaI 12 points13 points ago

                                    Aside from the one with almost 700...

                                    [–]lurkerturneduser 12 points13 points ago

                                    But that one wasn't 2 days old or younger...it was 3 days old. So, there.

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                                      [–]AwesomelyNifty 1 point2 points ago

                                      Thank you. I for instance browse Reddit daily. And I haven't seen it yet! So would everyone just stfu about reposts? If you've seen something before: Just look away and stop ruining it for others!

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                                        [–]ajleece 20 points21 points ago

                                        This is the first time I've seen it posted. I obviously don't reddit enough.

                                        [–]Hounmlayn 5 points6 points ago

                                        Or you only reddit hot or rising. I think most people who complain about reposts are the new-seekers (or whatever you nickname the people who browse new/rising).

                                        [–]Bloodfeastisleman 11 points12 points ago

                                        None of those even made front page. How can you criticize a repost when all the original posts were barely seen by anyone?

                                        [–]silaelin 5 points6 points ago

                                        Ideally, the person who first posted it should get these upvotes.

                                        [–]Bloodfeastisleman 1 point2 points ago

                                        Ideally, nobody should care about karma and so as long as people see it, it shouldn't matter.

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                                          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

                                          ALL THOSE PEOPEL WERE ON THE TRAIN, DUH. EVERYONE HAS CAMERAPHONES NOWADAYS.

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                          WELCOME, TO REDDIT.

                                          [–]johnny_van_giantdick 1 point2 points ago

                                          browse /r/new sometime. You'll notice everything gets posted a good five times. People are just throwing the same shit at the wall hoping it will stick.

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                                            [–]kiloalpha 118 points119 points ago

                                            Not even a day between repost. Damnit reddit!

                                            [–]godofallcows 18 points19 points ago

                                            Dammit. I thought I had successfully time traveled. Fuck you, Kiloalpha, for ruining my dreams.

                                            [–]Lord_Reddiquette 0 points1 point ago

                                            Hello there! Please do not complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

                                            http://www.reddit.com/help/reddiquette

                                            Have a wonderful day!

                                            [–]Coldhate 2 points3 points ago

                                            I'm new-ish to Reddit and even I have seen this on the front page more than twice.

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                                              [–]nahprahbrah 16 points17 points ago

                                              Batman better sith this one out.

                                              [–]RevWaldo 7 points8 points ago

                                              They're taking the subway to alderaan places.

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                                                [–]ussmankind 26 points27 points ago

                                                I'm Batman

                                                I am your Father

                                                No I'm Batman

                                                No I am your Fathaaaa..

                                                [–]Eyshld21sn 23 points24 points ago

                                                Batman wins by default in this battle then. " I'm Batman" "I am your Father" " My father's dead" " FU-" ....." justice."

                                                [–]jscoppe 7 points8 points ago

                                                You've got it all wrong. Batman was essentially created to avenge his parents. If he is told Vader is his father, his mind will revert to an adolescent state, right back to the point it ended in Crime Alley all those years ago, and he'll become like a helpless child.

                                                [–]Eyshld21sn 8 points9 points ago

                                                We're talking about batman. He'll probably come up with some detective shpeil about how vader couldn't possibly be his father because at the age of twelve he dug up his fathers graves had the dna analyzed and tested and stored for future studies and then incinerated to remove any trace so no villains could defile or use his fathers dna as a weapon/clone/leverage. That's when batman activates the omac project he designed spefically for the day he met Vader.

                                                [–]Jumin 3 points4 points ago

                                                Or you know, the fact that he saw his father die in front of him is also a big clue.

                                                [–]Eyshld21sn 1 point2 points ago

                                                You know what they say tho. No one really dies in comic books. Though thankfully The waynes have stayed pretty dead so far.

                                                [–]m131 1 point2 points ago

                                                No this is dog

                                                [–]hamboned 5 points6 points ago

                                                Toronto Batman?

                                                [–]TheToffeeRocket 5 points6 points ago

                                                I thought Toronto Batman's costume was better made... I saw him on Yonge and Dundas the other day standing around waiting for people to come ask him for photos.

                                                [–]paxanimus 28 points29 points ago

                                                I am actually getting sick of seeing this picture. Give it a rest for a couple weeks.

                                                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                                Aye, but finally it made it to the top. Now it may be rested for a few weeks with out the majority of reddit seeing it.

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                                                  [–]TurdsFerguson 10 points11 points ago

                                                  You're not the hero this subway deserves!

                                                  [–]Eat_Every_Vegan 1 point2 points ago

                                                  Hero? More like po'boy.

                                                  [–]redditor3000 13 points14 points ago

                                                  Then Mr White steps in "Stay out of my neighborhood"

                                                  [–]hinduguru 6 points7 points ago

                                                  I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

                                                  [–]Tyle325 1 point2 points ago

                                                  Yeah Mr. White! YEAH SCIENCE!

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                                                    [–]Lovtel 2 points3 points ago

                                                    Stay out of my territory

                                                    FTFY

                                                    [–]redditor3000 2 points3 points ago

                                                    Oh right. "Stay out of my neighborhood" sounds like Mr Rogers

                                                    [–]ZedZeeZee 1 point2 points ago

                                                    Mr Rogers in a sequel to Gran Torino?

                                                    I'd watch the shit out of that movie.

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                                                      [–]Barb0 12 points13 points ago

                                                      Twenty bucks on Vader

                                                      [–]HydroGeoPyroAero 9 points10 points ago

                                                      Can't throw a punch if you are getting force choked, weapons are useless against a light saber, and Vader can sense where you are by reading your thoughts. Vader would win.

                                                      ... Huge Batman fan though, I love the new 52 with Snyder's Batman and the Court of Owls.

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                                                      [–]sucksbro 1 point2 points ago

                                                      hey bro....Vader is wearing an air sealed mask.

                                                      [–]thefran 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Vader can sense where you are by reading your thoughts

                                                      Batman practices Zen, as a result he is immune to telepathy.

                                                      Batman wins against any super given prep time and lead.

                                                      weapons are useless against a light saber

                                                      Vibroblades aren't.

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                                                        [–]deflective 6 points7 points ago

                                                        first encounter goes to Vader due to overpowering force.

                                                        next encounter, tough to call. one of Batman's strengths is his adaptability to the situations, the same cannot be said of Vader. soon the batsaber would be a thing and, as we've seen in encounters between BoBa & jedi, grappling weapons are remarkably effective against force users.

                                                        [–]Redtitwhore 1 point2 points ago

                                                        Oh, hell ya. Vader all the way. That dude has the force.

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                                                          [–]Eustis 10 points11 points ago

                                                          Bruce...I am your father.

                                                          [–]TurdsFerguson 21 points22 points ago

                                                          Lol jk you ORPHAN!

                                                          [–]brokenyard 1 point2 points ago

                                                          Vader was an orphan too.

                                                          [–]THEDEADNOISE 50 points51 points ago

                                                          Seriously? I think I actually saw this on reddit less then 24 hours ago, holy shit this site is going downhill.

                                                          [–]bikesbikingbikes 24 points25 points ago

                                                          Unsubscribe from default subreddits; acquire tolerable front page.

                                                          [–]zeppoleon 1 point2 points ago

                                                          Then why are you here?

                                                          [–]bikesbikingbikes 10 points11 points ago

                                                          I venture on to /r/all once I 'run out' of my homepage.

                                                          I am not proud.

                                                          [–]zeppoleon 3 points4 points ago

                                                          Haha I know that feel...

                                                          [–]766365 12 points13 points ago

                                                          been going downhill, ironically digg has actual content nowdays

                                                          [–]Fat_Alberta 4 points5 points ago

                                                          I find this very difficult to believe

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                                                            [–]Overlay 5 points6 points ago

                                                            I like you

                                                            [–]LordNero 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Thank you! Also my first time seeing this. Also, maybe you everyone, especially lurkers should comment or at least upvote so a good amount of people will know they have seen it, then maybe we wouldn't have this problem of the first few posts supposedly getting little attention then just exploding out of nowhere.

                                                            People say they've seen this post before? Where's your previous upvote? Where's your comment? Exactly. No-fucking-where.

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                                                            [–]LordNero 1 point2 points ago

                                                            I apologize if my previous comment sounded like it was attacking you personally, it was meant as more of a way to defend your argument.

                                                            I've been on Reddit for a fair while too, well before the Digg exodus. People need to understand what the upvote and comment numbers can be used for and one of the ways they can be used for is showing popularity. The fact of the matter is Reddit is now in unsustainable growth in which people decide for some reason to refuse to upvote or comment on less popular threads that have the exact same content. People on here have the power to bring good posts to the top, I just don't understand why people would want to just ignore this and make up excuses like, "I want to comment on more popular threads to get more karma" and etc. It's disgusting.

                                                            Also I do not endorse people going through users' history to see if they have proof seeing similar threads. I just want people to know they have the power themselves to bring threads like this popular and not to rely on other people to do it for them. It's these same people that act all so high and mighty saying they've seen this before. I agree, who gives a shit, but it was them that could've stopped this through a simple upvote or comment. And maybe, just maybe, we wouldn't have this problem of seeing the first few posts having only 10s of karma while one just explodes out of nowhere.

                                                            We shouldn't have to see this drama, and especially if it's in a subreddit where most people are already subscribed to. If people want to simply make a comment of having seen something over an over againfor the sake of karma, /r/circlejerk is that way.

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                                                            [–]LordNero 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Cool upboats all around. :)

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                                                              [–]hinduguru 2 points3 points ago

                                                              I don't know why users don't get punished for this shit.

                                                              PUNISHED

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                                                                [–]robocrab 5 points6 points ago

                                                                Now kiss.

                                                                [–]ArcticWolfy 5 points6 points ago

                                                                Ive seen this for the 3rd time on the front page D:

                                                                [–]DukeOfGeek 1 point2 points ago

                                                                ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

                                                                [–]zeekar 2 points3 points ago

                                                                "I'm your worst nightmare."
                                                                "I am your father."

                                                                [–]ololcopter 2 points3 points ago

                                                                "Dude, I saw the most intimidating black guys on the subway today."

                                                                [–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

                                                                this was posted yesterday, what the fuck are you doing.

                                                                [–]gauter 3 points4 points ago

                                                                who has the bigger shwartz?

                                                                [–]omizzle4shizzle 8 points9 points ago

                                                                I recognized those shitty Toronto trains from the snapshot.

                                                                [–]raftah99 6 points7 points ago

                                                                They've slowly being replaced by new ones.

                                                                [–]omizzle4shizzle 4 points5 points ago

                                                                I was pretty excited to ride one the other day till it stopped for about 20minutes due to a delay. God I hate the TTC with a passion.

                                                                [–]The_Turbinator 1 point2 points ago

                                                                Man Toronto is heaven compared to the infrequent bus frequency (and the lack of a subway) for the rest of the GTA. Look at Mississauga, they buy new buses every other year, and just throw the old ones away. Instead of saving them and increasing the fucking frequency of their buses. Here are the new all electric ones coming in 2013.

                                                                [–]omizzle4shizzle 1 point2 points ago

                                                                That's very true. I usually compare Toronto's trains to other major cities though and ours is just atrocious. I ride it almost every day and seldom witness a day without a delay (be it 5 minutes, or 20+minutes). We pay over $3 each way to get shoddy service by a bunch of overpaid, under qualified drivers (I have a bunch of friends that work on the TTC that have told me some ridiculous stories about some under the rug expenditures too).

                                                                I've ridden trains in NY, Berlin and Vancouver and was truly astounded by how much better their system was. It mainly comes down to a group of people's inability to provide reliable, affordable transit for Canada's largest city.

                                                                [–]Samberto 1 point2 points ago

                                                                shitty AND gawd awful smelly Toronto trains!

                                                                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                                                • "I am your father"

                                                                • "My parents are dead"

                                                                [–]ser710 1 point2 points ago

                                                                Am I in the fucking Matrix or what? I've seen this before quite a number of times here...

                                                                [–]ialsolovebees 1 point2 points ago

                                                                This was literally on the front page earlier today.

                                                                [–]CobraCommanderp 1 point2 points ago

                                                                Those blacks are always starting something.

                                                                [–]fattest_chode 1 point2 points ago

                                                                karma whore

                                                                [–]digbus 1 point2 points ago

                                                                repost

                                                                [–]this_is_my_9to5 1 point2 points ago

                                                                I posted this two days ago...

                                                                http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ts2ro/almost_witnessed_a_fight_on_the_train/

                                                                [–]Warehouse42 1 point2 points ago

                                                                Shit got unreal, and remained unreal, between two losers in costumes...no hockey pads though

                                                                [–]mwmwmwmwmmdw 1 point2 points ago

                                                                only on the TTC

                                                                [–]SherlockBrolmes 1 point2 points ago

                                                                This about sums up my feelings on downvoting and reposting: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pcq4f/

                                                                [–]PokemonSolution 1 point2 points ago

                                                                OH MY GOD! It's Toronto Batman!

                                                                [–]YouHaveSeenMe 1 point2 points ago

                                                                I can only hope they stood there like that the entire subway ride.

                                                                [–]micflo 1 point2 points ago

                                                                Vader would easily win

                                                                [–]VelTor 3 points4 points ago

                                                                Wonder twin powers activate!

                                                                [–]hivaidsislethal 4 points5 points ago

                                                                inevitably lead to this http://i.imgur.com/6CxoN.jpg

                                                                [–]js_0707 4 points5 points ago

                                                                FU... SION... HA!

                                                                [–]shark969 3 points4 points ago

                                                                I'm glad it's a 25% down vote because, ya know what? It's fucking old.

                                                                [–]BCouto 1 point2 points ago

                                                                Facebook karma thief! I know who took this.

                                                                [–]wanmoar 1 point2 points ago

                                                                Stay classy Toronto

                                                                [–]TheToffeeRocket 1 point2 points ago

                                                                I feel like the TTC wouldn't be a very good form of transportation for a man whose sole purpose in life is to stop crime. Knowing the Toronto subway, there'll be like 45 delays and the Joker will have blown up city hall by the time Batman got above ground.

                                                                If the Batmobile is in the shop, he'd have better luck walking :P

                                                                [–]Arx0s 1 point2 points ago

                                                                Jesus fucking immediate repost.

                                                                [–]SamBone123 1 point2 points ago

                                                                Repost.

                                                                [–]s9b1j4 2 points3 points ago

                                                                Really this is only 3 days old

                                                                [–]rmeds 0 points1 point ago

                                                                If someone were to compile all the cool, unique, and strange pictures/ videos; I am sure that at least 45% of that would take place on some sort of subway system. Why is that?

                                                                [–]why_fist_puppies 1 point2 points ago

                                                                They give lunatics a captive audience.

                                                                [–]AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWYYEAH 0 points1 point ago

                                                                Never knew these guys wouldve been enemies...

                                                                [–]YoungGrasshopper13 0 points1 point ago

                                                                Funny, took a picture with that Batman today haah.

                                                                [–]The_R4ke 0 points1 point ago

                                                                It Stopped being funny when Darth Vader shived Batman.

                                                                [–]anonymoustroll 0 points1 point ago

                                                                Batman, your bad guy archetype killed your parents; I kill planets.

                                                                Now get the fuck out of my face.

                                                                [–]Witching_Hour 0 points1 point ago

                                                                Both are men in black.

                                                                [–]rewards_the_fearless 0 points1 point ago

                                                                http://t.qkme.me/35acnh.jpg

                                                                [–]Zabazu 0 points1 point ago

                                                                Yeah, that girl in the background is PRETTY damn cute, so I assume this is about her. Something about ancient tribal tests of courage and valor to win her hand. Or blood-sports, girls swoon over blood-sports.

                                                                [–]Massive_Trolling 0 points1 point ago

                                                                Darth maul so has this!!!

                                                                [–]tajomaru 0 points1 point ago

                                                                Somebody's got to watch Pelham 123.

                                                                [–]RevWaldo 0 points1 point ago

                                                                I find my lack of parents disturbing.

                                                                [–]Jester814 0 points1 point ago

                                                                epic. simply epic.

                                                                [–]poopy_pains 0 points1 point ago

                                                                Nope. For me getting real would be replace Darth with Yoda, and replace Batman with the joker.

                                                                [–]BOMBERS69 0 points1 point ago

                                                                so we meet again?

                                                                [–]DamonNabru 0 points1 point ago

                                                                The Ultimate Showdown!

                                                                [–]fragilebrokenmind 0 points1 point ago

                                                                Ahahaha, gotta love Toronto :)

                                                                [–]Tyle325 0 points1 point ago

                                                                Didn't ImprovEverywhere do this exact same sketch?

                                                                [–]Brentybrent 0 points1 point ago

                                                                "...should we kiss to break the tension?"

                                                                [–]Auburn258 0 points1 point ago

                                                                Spiderman decided to sit this one out too?

                                                                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                                                                This is my favorite thing I ever saw on Reddit. I'm drunk.

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