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[–]SirBeaconsfield 175 points176 points ago

Jammed Pickles into the couch to take picture for reddit.

[–]HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO 45 points46 points ago

Yes, I had a feeling Pickles didn't sign a letter of consent for this photograph.

[–]scaught89 14 points15 points ago

"Damnit Pickles, suck it in and get in there!!"

[–]akkan 5 points6 points ago

I read that in Stan Marsh's grandad's voice.

[–]StupidSolipsist 1 point2 points ago

"I don't care what you smell! Get in there and don't worry about it!" -Han "VisualNoiz" Solo

[–]Fuzzy_Pickles 9 points10 points ago

I can confirm this is what happened.

[–]Procrastibat0r 258 points259 points ago

That thumbnail sure looks like something else...

[–]Pinmissile 120 points121 points ago

Lemmiwinks, no!

[–]d_r0ck 51 points52 points ago

Lemmiwinks journeyed

a distance far and fast

to find his way out of

a gay man's ass

[–]Newshoe 11 points12 points ago

Oh, Jesus Christ!

[–]burntham77 22 points23 points ago

I thought it was going to be an actual pickle. Disappointed.

[–]TicTokCroc 7 points8 points ago

Gerbil burrows into the fartbox.

[–]BokehBurgher -1 points0 points ago

this deserves way more upvotes.

[–]D4NNY_B0Y -3 points-2 points ago

Hamster burrows into the cum box! ಠ_ಠ

[–]okmkz -1 points0 points ago

FUCK

[–]GMRox 0 points1 point ago

GOATSE!?!

[–]JMorris779 -3 points-2 points ago

came here to say the same thing

[–]JohnCarcinogen 0 points1 point ago

Ditto. Yet we both opened it.

[–]i-dont-have-a-gun -1 points0 points ago

Meh, still /r/aww content

[–]SomeDanGuy 46 points47 points ago

Pickles is the correct name for that dog

[–]Se7en_Sinner 23 points24 points ago

It used to be called Cucumber when it first went it.

[–]Fluke_in_a_tuque 3 points4 points ago

I would be there too if my name was Pickles.

[–]PhishGreenLantern 1 point2 points ago

My Shih Tzu is named Mustard. Mustard and Pickles should totally hang out.

[–]dropbarsnotbombs 0 points1 point ago

I had a fat beagle named Pickles. I felt it was an appropriate name for that little guy too.

[–]NoNonsenseHare 28 points29 points ago

Do you have a pet Ewok?

[–]brelkor 7 points8 points ago

Pickles is a funny name for an Ewok.

[–]macterra 2 points3 points ago

Pickles is likely a Brussels Griffon. They're easily confused with ewoks.

[–]Akiba89 0 points1 point ago

or a shi tzu, but the coloring looks to be more of a Griffon

[–]vabebe 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure OP will be along any minute now to confirm our suspicions. :)

[–]bizarrecelebrations 23 points24 points ago

[–]Akiba89 3 points4 points ago

heeeeeres Pickles!

[–]ReigningTierney 22 points23 points ago

You forgot the.....PICKLEEEES!!!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

"He's been hiding them between the couch cushions the whole time!"

[–]zublits 0 points1 point ago

Surprise!

[–]mbzdkc 27 points28 points ago

Duuuuuuude, I'm like......the couch.....

[–]0311 3 points4 points ago

You should cross post to /r/aww

[–]PirateVikingNinja 5 points6 points ago

Pickles...The Drummer? Doodly Doo...Ding Dong Doodly...Doodly Doo?

[–]mongo11 2 points3 points ago

...Nathan Explosion. I'm afraid that's all we know gentlemen.

[–]YourOldBoyRickJames 12 points13 points ago

Got himself in quite a pickle there...I'll show myself out.

[–]Jrodkin 1 point2 points ago

Let's not make this post go sour with awful puns.

[–]Ragnarok1694 2 points3 points ago

I see you're playing zerg

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

[–]homeless_man_jogging 11 points12 points ago

Soon.

[–]shakerLife 9 points10 points ago

This reminded me of a picture I took a couple years ago. My friend wrapped a cat in a beanbag chair.

[–]funkymatt 2 points3 points ago

That's not a cucumber.

[–]thepiguy314 2 points3 points ago

That is absolutely terrifying.

[–]satismo 2 points3 points ago

Is Pickles a Shih Tzu!? So Cute!

[–]AmberTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

Looks like it to me! OP needs to join us over at /r/shihtzu :]

[–]InquisitorKaede 1 point2 points ago

Finally a place where people where appreciate pictures of my dog!

[–]vabebe 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know there was such a reddit! My life is complete!! :)

[–]capn_untsahts 0 points1 point ago

I think so. My shih tzu also loves to burrow in the comforter on my bed.

[–]Jealous_Hitler 0 points1 point ago

I'm not good with dog breeds, thought it was a Lhasa Apso haha

[–]ci5ic 1 point2 points ago

dat thumbnail

[–]2slowforyou 1 point2 points ago

I whisper the same thing into the ears of my prey

[–]redgator 1 point2 points ago

Did he used to be a cucumber?

[–]kay859 1 point2 points ago

My dog is named Pickles too!

[–]Exemanion 3 points4 points ago

my name is pickles

[–]femanonette 1 point2 points ago

/r/aww would like this too :)

[–]HappyDays7 1 point2 points ago

r/aww is where it should be to begin with...

[–]Corythosaurian 1 point2 points ago

"Now they'll never find me to try and put my head inside a piece of bread!"

[–]brosenfeld 1 point2 points ago

He's such an Ewok.

[–]brawler 1 point2 points ago

I was reminded of this golden oldie comic

[–]Todamont 1 point2 points ago

/r/dogfort would be pleased

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Zergling.

[–]Zoccihedron 1 point2 points ago

My first bed after having a crib was a waterbed.

One time, my parents were scared because they couldn't find me anywhere. They looked around for me for a little while and, shortly before they called the police, they found me in between the frame and mattress of my waterbed. I do not remember this at all but my parents definitely do.

[–]MMOs_Not_Hoes 1 point2 points ago

awww, it looks like he is recreating his own birth.

[–]weaselstomp 1 point2 points ago

[–]karma-conspiracy 1 point2 points ago

OP shoves dog into the couch, takes pic and posts it for Karma

[–]Dodge5278 1 point2 points ago

Nobody sees the wizard! Nobody, no how!

[–]AbeautifulMan 1 point2 points ago

I hate to play conspiracy theorist here(I don't actually) but one simple glance at the creases in those cushions and I can tell your post is full of falseties and animal abuses. Clearly, the creases on the cushions are pointing INWARD, as to suggest the dog was PUSHED between the cushions(Unless he somehow went ass backwards into the couch). I can also tell by the look on your animal's disheveled face that he is not enjoying being crammed uncomfortably between two goddamn couch cushions so you can get karma on reddit. You shame yourself sir.

[–]TehNubKilla 1 point2 points ago

Fizzgig?

[–]mr_mistoffelees 1 point2 points ago

You put peanut butter where!?

[–]badhobbit 1 point2 points ago

I am become couch! DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

[–]ChrisF79 4 points5 points ago

The thumbnail looks like something you'd see on /r/gonewildplus.

[–]ToxicLavaZombie 0 points1 point ago

Why I click some things I'll never know...

edit: s

[–]JoshIsNumber3 1 point2 points ago

SOON

[–]statusone 0 points1 point ago

Read that as Pickle Barrel

[–]bill5125 2 points3 points ago

Pickle Barrel?

[–]perpetual_motion 2 points3 points ago

Kumquat?

[–]i_pwn_in_maroon 0 points1 point ago

Just waiting for the opportune time to strike...

[–]accountnotfound2 0 points1 point ago

Ewok cave?

[–]kswartley21 0 points1 point ago

The hour is now, Pickles.

[–]LikeAMan_NotAGod 0 points1 point ago

It's hard to be angry at a dog named "Pickles". PICKLES! PICKLES!

[–]a_starfish 0 points1 point ago

That's what she said.

[–]wolfman863 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the couch ate pickles.

[–]zoso471 0 points1 point ago

I'm just gonna put this out there...

I'd fuck that couch.

[–]bandaidaddict 0 points1 point ago

It's a pickle surprise!

[–]LatinoIncognito 0 points1 point ago

All work no play makes Pickles a dull boy.

[–]Mrjetsondc 0 points1 point ago

My pickle burrows into other things...

[–]Digitalmc 0 points1 point ago

"I am G'mork. And you, whoever you are, can have the honor of being my last victim."

[–]mister_asshole 0 points1 point ago

Looks like yo mama ass crack

[–]6xoe 0 points1 point ago

Start the reactor.

[–]landophant 0 points1 point ago

Why would I click on something with a title like that?

[–]Tikshna 0 points1 point ago

Soon you will all pay, every last one of you!

[–]starbuxed 0 points1 point ago

Pickles used dig!

[–]fattykyle2 0 points1 point ago

Moar pickles please!

[–]getName 0 points1 point ago

[–]rykhan 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That couch is dildos.

[–]canneddan 0 points1 point ago

obligatory SOON.....

[–]oopsifarted 0 points1 point ago

Looks like creampied butthole in the thumnail on my phone.

[–]Spants23 0 points1 point ago

I laughed not at the picture, but at the fact that the dogs name is pickles

[–]hazleapricot 0 points1 point ago

Pickles huh? Was he once a cucumber unfortunately mixed with an invisible woman?

[–]123GoTeamShake 0 points1 point ago

His full name best be "Pickles the Drummer, Dooidly-Doo Ding-Dong Doodily-Doodily-Doo."

[–]desieslonewolf 0 points1 point ago

Is your creature named Pickles because of Bobobo-bobo-bobobobo (I dont remember the numbe of bo's!)?

[–]MagicMurderBean 0 points1 point ago

Why isn't he moving. Is this one of those artistic movies ?

[–]destro966 0 points1 point ago

Shhh. There's a Wookie hiding in your couch, don't scare it; they spook easily.

[–]Jonnycellular 0 points1 point ago

Into the crevasse!!

[–]stepstepstepx5 0 points1 point ago

At the bottom: "Peepshow Post pet Pickles" SOLID ALLITERATION A+

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Here's Pickles!

[–]whosbloodisthat 0 points1 point ago

[SFW] Not a fat girls ass jewel!

[–]xturbro 0 points1 point ago

That's what she said.

[–]kninjaknitter 0 points1 point ago

That's my dogs name too!

[–]naylord 0 points1 point ago

You should fart on him

[–]EpicFishFingers 0 points1 point ago

It looks mad... you better stay away from Pickles's fort.

Is that a Lhasa Apso by any chance though?

[–]always_about_sex 0 points1 point ago

I burrowed my pickle in between her cushions.

[–]Animated_K 0 points1 point ago

lies... you put pickles there and you know it...

[–]blademak 0 points1 point ago

Is there a video of Pickles burying him/herself in the pillows?

[–]Jokkerb 0 points1 point ago

Amazing!! The first picture a couch birth! Too bad about the father though, that baby doesn't look like him at ALL

[–]Mark_Here 0 points1 point ago

when i saw the tittle i thought of the family guy episode when lois brother is released from the loony bin and has an imaginary wife. and stewie to see if she existed put a cucumber on the couch to see if it pickles.

tl;dr i have a weird mind

[–]alishainreallife 0 points1 point ago

Dude, that's how I felt on the way home from work today. Amirite?

[–]SFbound_ 0 points1 point ago

Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level!!

[–]chilly_water 0 points1 point ago

Soon.

[–]bLa07 0 points1 point ago

It came out of the couch, and it grabbed Timmy!

[–]LikwidPhunq 0 points1 point ago

"Whose pickle is this?"

[–]nastshabast 0 points1 point ago

I'm going in the crevice!

[–]Syahiin 0 points1 point ago

I read the title : ''Pickles burrows into my crouch'' , i came here with high hopes

[–]tds123 0 points1 point ago

Turtlehead

[–]NoNotHimAgain 0 points1 point ago

Thumbnail looks like a Muppet with a dildo up its ass. I call 'em like I see them.

[–]vORP 0 points1 point ago

He must be an animal at minecraft

[–]frostysnowcat 0 points1 point ago

Every time I scroll past this thumbnail I see a butt.

[–]Baron_Tartarus 0 points1 point ago

Yeah i refuse to believe i am the only one who expected a pickle in someones ass when i clicked the link.

[–]finkalicious 0 points1 point ago

[–]majique 0 points1 point ago

My cat's name is pickles!

[–]Chiwans 0 points1 point ago

That hole was made for him.

[–]SuffersFromCBF 0 points1 point ago

looks kinda like an ewok

[–]czarchastic 0 points1 point ago

Im sorry your dog's name is pickles.

[–]tajomaru 0 points1 point ago

[–]YaSu288 0 points1 point ago

You put him in there didn't you? Didn't you?

[–]Srimshady 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else think of that one family guy episode

[–]fubbington 0 points1 point ago

First read this post as "pickles burrows into my crotch"

[–]wherearetheturtles 0 points1 point ago

My dog does this too!

[–]zcurator 0 points1 point ago

couch potato

[–]CptJackHarkness 0 points1 point ago

[–]roccosrant 0 points1 point ago

Aka the first time I banged a fat chick.

[–]grunger 0 points1 point ago

It's a, "Pickle Suprise"!

[–]seracera 0 points1 point ago

He's prairie-doggin it!

[–]Scherzkeks 0 points1 point ago

EWOKS!

[–]skreendreamz1 0 points1 point ago

Pickles looks cool.

[–]darkviper039 0 points1 point ago

A tad drunk and..read that as "Pickles burrows into the cooch"

[–]raoulSWEduke 0 points1 point ago

That's not a pickle... that's a DOG!!

[–]shrimpchipsaregood 0 points1 point ago

Leathery buttcheeks

[–]RuprectGern 0 points1 point ago

Maybe pickles is using "maintained pressure," that Dr. Temple Grandin developed.

there's a dog shirt that does the same thing and supposedly calms them right down. http://www.thundershirt.com/

[–]fucayama 0 points1 point ago

Shut down the compactor R2!!!

[–]jamesbiff[!] 0 points1 point ago

SCREEEEEEEE "I AM LORD OF THE COUCH, TO SIT ON MY LAND YOU MUST PAY SACRIFICE TO ME! TO ENJOY THE SOFT CUSHIONING, THE DELICATE UPHOLSTERY, I REQUIRE; A TENNIS BALL, A LEG OF CHICKEN AND THE FEMUR OF ONE OF YOUR YOUNG, THEN YOU MAY ENJOY THIS COUCH WITHOUT INCURRING MY WRATH WHAAHAHAHAHAAA MWWAAAHHAHAHAA" Recedes back into couch

[–]MrRandomSuperhero 0 points1 point ago

The thumbnail kinda looked like a butt :D

[–]Gavalar 0 points1 point ago

Ewok!

[–]IsleCook 0 points1 point ago

Birth of a Wookie.

[–]Dreamdad -1 points0 points ago

This is not Facebook.

[–]pistolwhipped 0 points1 point ago

No but it certainly seems to be turning into it

[–]Knetik -1 points0 points ago

Pickles burrows into the couch Pickles burrows into the Pickles burrows into Pickles burrows Pickles

ಠ_ಠ

[–]thebryanator -1 points0 points ago

And so a meme is born...it's beautiful. Just beautiful.

[–]MyBumBurns -1 points0 points ago

Or perhaps the couch is eating pickles?