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[–]AlRubyx 234 points235 points ago

For a second I saw nothing, and I thought the joke was that he's dead.

[–]aerynmoo 35 points36 points ago

Haha, me too. But I loled when he slid by.

[–]deadfield918 22 points23 points ago

I died when he slid by lol

[–]jaketessem 3 points4 points ago

You should do an AMA

[–]Essar 8 points9 points ago

It wasn't till I actually read these comments that I realised it wasn't.

[–]Capncorky 2 points3 points ago

I think that's why this worked so well. The timing was just right. You had a long enough time to try and figure out what the joke was, but it wasn't so long that you just moved onto the next post.

[–]whoshighpitch 2 points3 points ago

No, it was too long. I've moved on and I'm not going back.

[–]friednoodles 2 points3 points ago

wait...but does this mean his grandma is? :(

[–]faurette 1 point2 points ago

They could have divorced.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

OP of the original post said that she died years ago, so yes.

[–]fluffy402 2 points3 points ago

...then I recognized that tarp.

[–]original-finder 73 points74 points ago

[–]leetheproducer 12 points13 points ago

You're so helpful sometimes. Thanks, original-finder.

[–]alltwo147 4 points5 points ago

109386 comment karma for original-finder.

God damn.

[–]i_spin_bubbles -1 points0 points ago

Your comments should always be the top comment so I would see them before searching the original comment on my own -.-

[–]gingerlemon 7 points8 points ago

Thanks to this young man's free time, my day has been made.

[–]steamboatdavey 6 points7 points ago

i'm gonna be honest here and say that before it loaded i thought that was a picture of a shitty grave or something like that and I was just like "low blow man"

[–]samax1992 1 point2 points ago

I agree, I had no idea what was going on here until the gif loaded. I was real confused.

[–]TicTokCroc 6 points7 points ago

Did you play this at your grandmother's funeral?

[–]PhilxBefore 1 point2 points ago

This site never works for me.

Using Windows 7 x86 SP1 and Google Chrome.

[–]JayPetey 1 point2 points ago

Do you have RES? Because that always kills it for me.

[–]No_Manners 4 points5 points ago

Can someone give him sunglasses at put "Deal with it" in there?

[–]expedience 1 point2 points ago

This is what I came here for, come on reddit you're losing it.

[–]neileusmaximus 7 points8 points ago

Waiting to see this for a plenty of fish ad with different singles sliding by

[–]duke_lucas 3 points4 points ago

pep pep is so graceful!

[–]antag4123 1 point2 points ago

AND he dispenses hard candy

[–]duke_lucas 1 point2 points ago

haha!

[–]finnmau5 5 points6 points ago

This is quite possibly the greatest thing on the internet I've seen thus far.

[–]amputeenager 2 points3 points ago

definitely top three.

[–]basec0m 2 points3 points ago

Bravo...

[–]slipandslide 2 points3 points ago

Get off of me you old geezer!

[–]callipygian1 2 points3 points ago

tell us about the time your grandfather went to the doctor because he had a mysterious, slow discharge from his penis...

and the doctor asked him, "have you had sex recently?"

and he said "yes, about four days ago."

and the doctor said "do you know where your partner is?"

and he said "i think so."

and the doctor said "you better get her over here. you're about to have an orgasm."

[–]WarlockNardHammer 2 points3 points ago

Sir/Madam, you have won reddit for the day in my eyes.

[–]Vondi 2 points3 points ago

[–]Zenariaxoxo 1 point2 points ago

At first i thought the point was he was buried :<

[–]themaxt 1 point2 points ago

I first see this, trying to see if there's something hiding under the tarp. Then there's grampa.

[–]mypantsareonmyhead 1 point2 points ago

This .gif needs a progress-bar so we can exercise the Wadsworth Constant.

[–]budperson 1 point2 points ago

Oh, please just wait for the GIF to load.

[–]dingusmingus 1 point2 points ago

What a coincidence my 96-year-old great grandmother is single.

[–]Congratulationss 1 point2 points ago

[–]jaroberts24 1 point2 points ago

[–]fatsack 1 point2 points ago

WHERE ARE THE DEAL WITH IT SUNGLASSES??

[–]EvilSteak 1 point2 points ago

This isn't funnyjunk.

[–]MainMenu484 1 point2 points ago

Jesus that was creepy

[–]ArchScabby 1 point2 points ago

This looks shopped

[–]timo103 1 point2 points ago

It was funnier with Notch.

[–]spectraphysics 1 point2 points ago

The fact that this post ends in [FIXED] made me think that you took him to the vet or something. Y'know, so the ladies were all safe.

[–]ilovenose 1 point2 points ago

Reddit gold.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

the worst.

[–]homestargunner 1 point2 points ago

I'm surprised my attention span allowed me to sit long enough to realize it's a gif

[–]MisreadsYourHeadline 1 point2 points ago

Why would your 92-year-old grandfather get fixed? Did Bob Barker complain?

[–]lyfeinredd93 1 point2 points ago

I thought the joke was that there was a shoe lying on the grass so we're supposed to think he's running around naked

[–]Excitable_Boy 1 point2 points ago

THIS WAS NOT IMPROVED!!!

[–]dert882 1 point2 points ago

Paint me like one of your french girls.

[–]SirGnarlsBarkley 1 point2 points ago

He is also a giant

[–]johny-drama 2 points3 points ago

You have far too much time on your hands.

[–]Samsore -1 points0 points ago

I'm so sorry for your loss.

[–]SpinalX -1 points0 points ago

............................Why?