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[–]Shitty_Watercolour 127 points128 points ago

[–]I_POTATO_PEOPLE 73 points74 points ago

Hey, Shitty_Watercolour, ever thought of working in gonewild?

[–]HarryFucking_Potter 30 points31 points ago

•_•

(•)(•)

[–]roland19d 24 points25 points ago

38 seconds?

Wow. You work quickly.

[–]EpicJ 17 points18 points ago

That's what she said.

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[–]fungiraffe 9 points10 points ago

God dammit, have you ever even seen one of his posts before? Every time, someone mentions Quentin Blake. Every. Time.

[–]jbass93 0 points1 point ago

Was just about to comment on that... I like it!

[–]ilovenose[S] 14 points15 points ago

I'd buy it.

[–]happyCuddleTime 1 point2 points ago

They look like they've been startled.

edit: spelling

[–]Self_Hating_Liberal 0 points1 point ago

Jews are shapshifting reptiles.

[–]NoveltyAccountSafari 1 point2 points ago

Now look here. Shh, you have to quiet, as wild Shitty_Watercolours have been known to act quickly and unpredictably. Its use of primitive impressionistic pictographs distinguish it from other species of novelty. Although this creature's art may not seem very impressive, its ability to somewhat accurately depict real-life images is quite indicative of its intelligence.

[–]YOUR-UNCLE 0 points1 point ago

I liked it more when you don't use the pen to draw outlines. It looks shittier that way.

[–]iamfromreallife -1 points0 points ago

Where's the penis?

[–]profiteerer 44 points45 points ago

It's funny because they're actually trying to kill each other.

[–]funkymonk23 28 points29 points ago

they both know that feel of trying to kill another lizard

[–]tuckidge 4 points5 points ago

Which is why they both pissed on their way up to each other

[–]ilovenose[S] 0 points1 point ago

Lolzard

[–]goeraz 3 points4 points ago

Lizard bros

[–]Sornos 22 points23 points ago

Well actually what they're doing is to explicitly avoid killing each other. They're testing their strength without resorting to lethally injuring each other. This way, they can establish a hierarchy without any of them being hurt.

[–]DrChoco 11 points12 points ago

HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY IS A LIZARD!

[–]Zombies_Rock_Boobs 1 point2 points ago

OH SWEET JEEBUS, A REPTILIAN!

[–]GetStapled 11 points12 points ago

Tom was just a normal lizard, living an average life, until the day he met Elizabeth and everything changed. But love isn't so easy when your a lizard trying to make it in a humans world. From the creative minds behind classics like "Kangaroo Jack" and "Bugs Life" comes this summers greatest love story "I love you, Liz".

[–]anexanhume 18 points19 points ago

Brolligator.

[–]JoshuaQuail 11 points12 points ago

kobrodo dragon

[–]catmoon 21 points22 points ago

Thanks, now my duel monitors are covered in piss.

[–]couldbewrong 8 points9 points ago

Did your monitors piss on your monitors?

[–]Psirocking 5 points6 points ago

Dueling monitors? Scary.

[–]ckuiper 4 points5 points ago

Aww. She forgave him. He must have brought her some toast.

[–]Lastsight 9 points10 points ago

[–]luckyfemur 3 points4 points ago

It's a hard life for a lizard

[–]Venerac 6 points7 points ago

It's not easy being green.

[–]beerisgod 1 point2 points ago

That feel...

[–]SpacePontifex 3 points4 points ago

Such a civilised society these creatures have.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 2 points3 points ago

They fightin'. The one on the right was like "come at me, bro" and the other one did.

[–]RichOfTheJungle 1 point2 points ago

"I can't believe you're getting married! Who am I going to go bowling with now?"

[–]Faruep 0 points1 point ago

Downvote all the reposts!

[–]sillysoniconPcP 0 points1 point ago

Bro hugs for everybody!!

[–]metallisch 0 points1 point ago

Hi, they're Lace monitors from Australia. They're pretty amazing creatures.

[–]tomsaz 0 points1 point ago

Does nobody else notice that these lizards are fucking huge?

[–]auzzy2387 0 points1 point ago

JOANNAS!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Actually I think they're Perentie. (And it's goanna c:)

[–]ilovenose[S] 1 point2 points ago

Dat lizardry

[–]auzzy2387 0 points1 point ago

YOU DON'T TELL ME!

(thanks)

[–]MasterNyx 0 points1 point ago

Hug it out, bitch.

[–]kluda06 0 points1 point ago

One day.... She'll come back...

[–]diacf_failsters -1 points0 points ago

1500th time this has been posted this year?

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[–]ilovenose[S] 12 points13 points ago

Sorry if this is a repost. I've never seen it before. Guess alot of other people haven't either.

Edit: never seen it on REDDIT before

[–]Lokgar -2 points-1 points ago

How have you never seen it before if you are the one who posted it?

[–]ilovenose[S] 4 points5 points ago

Unlike you, I guess, I find things across a wide range of internets. I don't always post them. But when I do, I get over a thousand up votes.

[–]Lokgar -2 points-1 points ago

You don't get my point. My point is that in order to post the image, you must have seen the image somewhere before. Thus, it isn't possible that you've NEVER seen it before.

[–]ilovenose[S] 3 points4 points ago

That goes without saying. MY point is that I've never seen this image on reddit. If I had, I wouldn't have posted it. Because I, like you, am not a fan of reposts.

[–]LobaltSS 1 point2 points ago

It was even up here yesterday with a title of "let's hug it out" or something along those lines.

[–]kimball10 -1 points0 points ago

HUGS! :D

[–]vinsite -1 points0 points ago

Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

[–]iadtyjwu -1 points0 points ago

Larry, where you been my whole life?

[–]nickvolp -1 points0 points ago

The feel of lizard skin against your chest?

[–]jbenz -2 points-1 points ago

Huguanodons.

[–]ohcrocsle -2 points-1 points ago

Why is that alligator hugging a velociraptor?

[–]BlueRainstorm -1 points0 points ago

This is the fifth + time I've seen this pic posted to reddit.

[–]thecraftyotter -2 points-1 points ago

the 'i have a NRB' hug, classic

[–]mrskyrimguard -3 points-2 points ago

It's okay I saved 15% percent of my car insurance by switching to Geico.

[–]BallsackTBaghard -3 points-2 points ago

I pretty much think they are squaring it off.

[–]CynicalPenguin -3 points-2 points ago

Downvote this to oblivion, this has been around for ages.

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[–]LobaltSS 3 points4 points ago

This doesn't even make sense.