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[–]kmk1018 6 points7 points ago

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Clint Eastwood, what are you doing acting like a milk jug? You're a person, not a milk container. Get off that store shelf.

[–]alltwo147 1 point2 points ago

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He's looking out for destruction and demise, and corruption in disguise.

[–]no_thks_havin_butter 2 points3 points ago

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The Sorting Chocolate Milk

[–]GMonsoon 0 points1 point ago

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HA! Great observation. Want to go squish a milk carton to see if this can be duplicated...

[–]Shanrock831 3 points4 points ago

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Ah, chocorate mirk.

[–]PancakeSound 20 points21 points ago

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[–]PHALLUS_OF_MALICE 0 points1 point ago

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I present to you: The most reposted and hypocritical comment on Reddit!

[–]hatkid -1 points0 points ago

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[–]egonomiic 2 points3 points ago

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I would kill for a jug of chocolate milk! ಥ___ಥ

[–]ChazMcYardstein 8 points9 points ago

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What fulfillment do you get from this? The original picture was posted like less than a week ago.. if you have no original part in this, then what the fuck is the point in posting it? you must be one bland ass person..

[–]MangekyoSharingan 6 points7 points ago

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I'm sure he's terribly sorry that you're on reddit so often that you see everything there is to see, for those people who have other things to do however, this is new to see.

[–]RealityDrinker[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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I didn't see it a week ago. I saw it this morning, on a different website.

[–]waxmasterj 1 point2 points ago

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Holy Bovine Clint Eastwood!!!!!!

[–]BackOfTheHearse 1 point2 points ago

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First you must traverse the Great Tiles of Lino Leyum, avoiding the Mythical Bowl of Cerberus. When you reach the Door of Kenmore, pull carefully on the handle being sure not to disturb its magnetic relics. Within you will find the Gourd of Kamadhenu. If it no longer contains the sacred chocolate nectar, you may commit oneself to find your way to the Hall of Aldi to replenish the contents or return to the Temple Gates. The choices are yours and yours alone.

[–]Anycide 1 point2 points ago

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...Voldemort?

[–]I_am_not_angry 0 points1 point ago

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That is one angry jug of Mega Choc

[–]SHAKEmyTOTS 4 points5 points ago

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It because the white jugs are keeping him down

[–]Genesistorres 0 points1 point ago

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You bought it, right?

[–]Dotasake 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheNatureBoy 0 points1 point ago

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Go Silver Snakes!

[–]dmillion 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the notion of botulism was more frightening than the face.

[–]mrderpington 0 points1 point ago

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Use by date on it is 3 March and we're in May, no thanks.

[–]ArchScabby 0 points1 point ago

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This is beautiful.

[–]dcroni 0 points1 point ago

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[–]talitus 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer regular.

[–]AntiRob 0 points1 point ago

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its the sorting milk. oberweis or deans.

[–]Karaoke725 0 points1 point ago

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[–]nancylikestoreddit 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of Legends of the Hidden Temple.

[–]touchmyid 0 points1 point ago

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DAMN! Now I want some chocolate milk, but I don't have any XD

[–]bruce_wayne_campbell 0 points1 point ago

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Not "Guts," actually this

[–]CptNasty 0 points1 point ago

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Olmec's Nephew from Legends of the Hidden Temple.

[–]what_ever_man 0 points1 point ago

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My guts hate dairy, but I love it so much I can't stop, I don't even gain any weight.

[–]baxterg13 -1 points0 points ago

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what ever, man.

[–]OfficialSillyWabbit 0 points1 point ago

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Reposting little bitch.

[–]terry_has_boots 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]VulpesAbnocto 2 points3 points ago

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[–]terry_has_boots 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks, couldn't remember the name.

[–]palmofmyhand -1 points0 points ago

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repost